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chicago’s very own juliet ‘ jules ’ alder has been spotted on madison avenue driving a mercedes g wagon , welcome ! your resemblance to olivia o’brien is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty first birthday bash . your chance of surviving new york is uncertain because you’re whimsical , but being vivacious might help you . i think being a pisces explains that . 3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be dancing on tables past last call , curious eyes glinting in the dim lights of a club , secrets and promises shared beneath silk sheet . ( she slept with her , now , manager in order to get signed to an agency ) & ( cisfemale + she/her )

hello frands ! i’m keri ( she/her ) and it’s been a lil while since i’ve been in a group so excuse my noobness . but this quarantine got me bored in the house , in the house bored & tbh i’ve already watched tiger king twice i need help . before i make too many tik tok references imma get into jules’ intro . and hopefully keep it short and sweet . update : i did not .

trigger warning : mentions of statutory rape , underage sex , & mild alcoholism

alrighty in vague summary ! jules is your local meme queen , general jokester , go with the flow queen , smokes too much weed and drinks too much tequila . she’s a musician / instagram influencer that kind of mirrors olivia o’brien’s career cause i’m ORIGINAL . she can be carefree , careless , effervescent , a bit naive / oblivious , turbulent and loyal !

a really ridiculous background

trigger warning : mentions of statutory rape & underage sex . daddy was a greedy older man that got tied down by an accidental pregnancy resulting in lil miss naughty . so really , he’s always been rather resentful towards jules and in turn she resented him but that was only the tip of the iceberg . the alder business company came into some financial trouble and was in desperate need of investors ... leading him to finally take an interest in his daughter and to keep it to the point , he basically pimped her out to investors as a little extra incentive ya feel ?

jules kind of just , blocked it out and suppressed that shit deep , at least she tried to . rly she felt used and a pawn in her dad’s word . her mom was to caught up in her own downward spiral with a thinly veiled marriage and self medication to care about her daughter . so jules became the queen of masking her emotions with humor and effectively not caring ; which made her rather popular ... popular enough for n*sty teenage boys to make her feel wanted and just leave when somethin better comes along ! you know that stoner , burnout , party girl that’s in the ~ cool clique ~ that’d be your girl .

fast forward a few years and finally jules turned 18 so now dad could feel less guilty about using her to further his company !! well , it kind of gave jules the freedom to do whatever she wanted ? as long as she behaved in the media , ya know .. preformed LSKDJFSLKD . she rly turned to alcohol to help suppress the n*sty feeling of been used , and used partying and clubbing to just like ... let it all go ! this ...... went on for another year before she finally had enough , do i have a reason why she finally came to her senses ? nope !

important side story ... jules has always been into music , writing , composing and ofc singing . it has always been her outlet and a way to vent her feelings .. not really about shit with her dad and family but more what goes on daily ? she kind of wears her feelings / emotions on her sleeve in that sense . just so not everything is ridiculously bottled up LSKDJFA , she gotta be functioning .

continuing on ! she ... ran off to nyc to pursue music , but her dad was like hell nah and cut her off ... yikes . so at 19 , in a city she IS NOT FAMILIAR WITH , she was uh kind of desperate , but as luck would have it , after her first week of suffering she met a dude at a bar , who happened to be a scooter braun type music / talent manager ... idk what to call it pls . anyways , she was a bit wasted and just poured out all her fckin frustrations cause she’s dumb . one thing lead to another , and the next morning ... jokingly , she floated the JOKE of sleeping w him and he’d produce her record .. which he took seriously and next thing jules was in the studio and singing her heart out and uh other things , making some money as well as he introduced her to the whole new york scene . he just made her famous okurr , tbh she was so naive to everything and so heart eyes over this guy .. but NO SURPRISE when she got her heart broken after she saw him hooking up w someone else LDFJSLKDJ

and time jump again bc im rambling .. basically jules is still signed with the company and he’s still like her manager but she’s since moved on and kept things rather professional . she’s making enough money to shove it in her dad’s face that she can thrive on her own . but insists she does not drink bc of her daddy issues ! and uh yeah !

some sad excuses for wanted connection

roomies ! / someone she caught feelings for and they kinda left her high and dry / bad influence / ride or die / squad / frenemies / fwb / exes / unrequited / childhood frands / family frands / family enemies / someone who strung her along or she strung along / idk all the dramatic angsty things