#im just so distraught about my dog

[transtuvok]

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[rotthepoet]

Lorenzo who stops being a toxic idiot and just makes you his girl friend bcs he's already wrapped round your finger

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LOUDLY THIS MADE ME CACKLE IT GOT MY DOGS WORRIED

b-bb-but m-m-mean l-lorenzo🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹😢😢

Lets shove him aside for 5 minutes, let me set my biases behind me like a good author(im a lorenzo hater he is a disgusting disGRACE of a man), and lets talk about fixing him!!!!

Lorenzo is like…

He just needs a little shove in the right way.

I think the only way to break him is give him a taste of his own medicine. Be mean to him back! Like!! It gets him kinda flustered.

100% you break it off with a fwb!lorenzo and he goes ballistic. He’s in his room breaking his shit, smoking a pack, smashing mirrors because like?? how fucking dare you??? Like?????? Hello??? Who are you?? Youre his???

And then immediately after he gets so sad and bitter towards you. Hes literally in a depressive episode he stops doing anything because like…. You left him??? And hes?? Distraught!!!!

And omg pookie let me tell you, youre doing wonderful without him, i mean youre kinda sad because you couldnt fix him and you love him, but otherwise you are in a better place! Your skin is glowing(no longer tainted by his hickies), boys are paying more attention to you(he used to threaten anyone who looked your way), and life is good!!

And then theres lorenzo at your door, definitely crossfaded and sobbing. He’s burying his face in your shoulder and begging you to come back because life sucks without you- and he’s drunkenly yapping about how he’ll drop all his hoes and treat you like a princess. Bonus if you get it on video. So much bonus.

Hes literally on his knees begging you to come back to him. And not gonna lie, youre a bit of a self saboteur, you take him back and make him promise to get better.

And to your pleasant surprise, he gets better?? He gets so much better??? He dropped literally every girl from his life, he holds your hand when he walks you to class, he fixes your plate at breakfast and dinner, and most importantly… he openly calls you “his girl” which is close enough right now!!!

He sometimes acts like bitchylorenzo still, but you snap him out of it. Cuz you’re right<3 hes wrapped around your finger<3

[gaiathemexicanbeauty]

UHM

Boss

Can I have headcanons of the Mad Dog of Shimano watching his crush play with a toddler and he realizes he's in love </3

Boss <\3

majima crush headcanons

warnings: mention of alcohol but mostly dumb fluff! :3

reader is gender neutral! :D

idk who ur calling boss but if its me HEYYY SIR YES SIR I CAN WRITE FOR YOU 🫡

also i know you only asked for the crush with a toddler but this will be just a general crush headcanon list as well!

thanks so much for requesting! i’m steadily getting through the requests i have but make sure to check out my ask box! thanks for reading! <3

i think if majima had a crush on someone i feel like he wouldn’t really know it at first, he is most definitely the “we look like a couple of besties” guy but not on purpose

that or he’s completely ignorant and when (if you ever do) tell him, he’s like “????? REALLY??”

BUTTTT!! when he finally realizes it, he is so distraught; he’s the guy that thinks about it at night and he’ll toss and turn before finally laying on his back

he stares at his ceiling with his fingers intertwined over his stomach before he growls and gets out of bad to go out and find something to do to get rid of the giddy feeling in his stomach (he wouldn’t tell you that, though, he punches anyone who insinuates he has a crush)

so he obviously doesn’t tell you when he has a crush on you

and i think when the two of you are alone, he feels a lot less inclined to be all “HEHEHE HAHAAH IM CRAZY AND INSANE” to impress you but he’ll act funny when you’re in a bad mood

had a really vivid image of you and majima maybe at one of those rooftop bars or maybe ur just on a rooftop hanging out (for whatever reason) and you’re telling majima all about your day and how you need a drink but you may as well have stopped talking bc he wasn’t paying attention, he was looking at you and taking in the view of the moon and the way it was shining on you; not that you would really notice bc of the completely unbothered front that he puts on

i think seeing you with a kid is what really reels him in, though, he’s almost scared of the way his heart leaps in his chest

you and him probably head for a park (there’s like two in kamurocho if i remember correctly, it’s been a long day guys) after a night on the town

majima is laying on a bench with his arm over his eyes while you sit by his feet and change your shoes for something more comfortable before a toy runs into one of your shoes and knocks it over

“hey, you got in the way of my car! you’re sitting on my tunnel!” a shrill voice says, running up to the bench you are sitting at and snatching the car away.

majima has most definitely woken up from his very light state of sleep, one of his arms hanging off the side of the bench and the other laying on his stomach as he watches you start to playfully argue with the kid

and he regrets it

he doesn’t say anything while he watches you make a “racetrack” (it’s really only sticks that you and the boy can find around the park) with the small boy, he’s afraid he’ll spit up a butterfly or something from how many are flying in his stomach right now

you’ll occasionally look up to see what majima is doing and he’ll feign disinterest, picking at his nails or something to make it seem like he totally he wasn’t looking at you

“MISTER! DO YOU WANNA PLAY TOO?!” the boy shouts from inside the slide, making majima sit up as you shrug your shoulders at him and gestures for him to join you two

and how could he say no to that?

the three of you spend what only feels like a couple of minutes making the rest of a racetrack before a group of small boys catch the small boy’s attention and he leaves\

“you sure can hold your own with a kid.” majima mumbles from behind you, sitting down in the exit of the slide and leaning back on his hands

“what can i say? kids like me.” you say, shrugging softly before you crouch down to majima’s height inside the slide

you boop him on the nose with your finger which makes him jump before you say “which is probably why its so easy to be around you.”

majima’s face goes beet red before he swats your hand away, making you giggle as he grumbles about how he ‘hates’ you

IM SORRY IF THIS WAS LITTLE TOO LONG AND MAYBE WASNT WHAT YOU ASKED FOR HELPPP 

i reallly tried to make it obvious that he had a crush on you but imo, majima himself isn’t the kind of guy to be really obvious about who he likes unless he’s drunk

but either way, i got so excited to write this and had so much fun! :D i hope you enjoy it! <33

[ryutarotakedown]

major ghost trick spoilers under cut

okay wait while im still on my ghost trick bullshit: theres something so - sad? - about missile & the black cat getting only 1 talksprite. like when we first meet missile he's absolutely distraught over being dead and kamila being in danger but he can only use that one sprite of delighted doggo with tongue out. which is a great sprite dont get me wrong but definitely doesn't match with his tone in that scene at all, which i think is partially deliberate? like, he's a dog, so no matter how much he feels things he can't express it the way a human can

and missile at least is used to that communication gap over his 2 years of being a dog. but for sissel. man. like he's a really expressive guy, we all love that one sprite of him going :0! but once he remembers he's a cat he just gets stuck in that one sprite of neutral cat expression. because like missile he can't express emotions in human expressions anymore. and obviously it's possible to show emotions in other ways and it's not a bad thing to not show emotion at all, but i can't imagine sissel adjusts to that immediately

[teioh]

last time i vent i promise

like nonstop all through january no exaggeration i was incredibly sick like i literally dont know if it was one big continuous cold or it was different kinds but i was soo miserable. on top of that my dog passed away last month and i had to put my cat to sleep last night and i have to distract myself from thinking about any of these before i start feeling so distraught because its just one thing after another and i havent been able to find any peace.

i have to work very hard to feel like myself again bc i have never ever been in so much physical and emotional turmoil. i feel so pathetic ive been like. wallowing in my own sadness and its been hard trying to do something good for myself. and when i do i feel an immense amt of guilt, like im not allowed to do that anymore.

i havent been able to cook very much, but i made curry today and it felt rlly good doing it and i wanna hang onto that feeling and cook more things. i also see mason towards the end of the month and its gonna feel so good being w him again. also gonna try a little harder to look for a new job..... im getting way too comfortable putting up w insane shit and i know it can be better for me... aaaaa lol

[tokillamockingbird427]

hot take:

the walkers start BALLING whenever they and/or the ghosts watch a sad dog movie. (a dog’s purpose,hachiko,a dogs journey…..)

-🎧

(sad fact: instead of dog movies today(i cry so hard with those), i am absolutely DISTRAUGHT over a major spoiler in the new mw3 i was flashbanged with by my fyp. sigh, the game isnt even officially out yet snd im SOBBING. sniffles…my beloved, absolutely favorite comfort character, youve been done DIRTY.)

Oh real, like all three of them just sobbing on the couch and everyone's like "Okay, tissues, we need tissues." scrambling around to find a box. (Keegan also cries but in private. Movie ends, he goes to his room, starts bawling.)

They have very strong opinions about dogs being mans best friend okay? They just really appreciate it and love Riley a whole lot.

(I am right there with you on both bro oml. Love dogs. And lowkey I'm mad about it I won't lie, the og trilogy is just more satisfying to me story-wise. Feel like things aren't being resolved right in the remaster.)

[androcola]

I think theres a big problem with people seeming to Not view fish as living creatures. there's so many videos or like,,,trends of people torturing, abusing, or generally brutalizing fish and there's like.no talk about it. That fish in the river is just as much of a life as that cute stray cat you saw amd talked to and pet. these are the same people who will see videos or read articles about people abusing stray cats/dogs and be like "oh people like that should be shot! I can't believe people do that!" but then see videos of people abusing random fish they pull outta the water ane laugh about it. or like they don't take pet fish seriously. everyone's likw "awww im so sorryy:(" when someone's dog/cat dies either by accident or like necessary euthanasia, but then you say your fish died and you're distraught and theyre like "lol ..ok...lol" like. I guess my conclusion here is I like fish amd I think their lives are just as equal to any other animal

[fuzzbuns]

You mentioned the chasm in your tags so I'm curious what your thoughts are on it 👀

Mostly just this.

But if i had to ramble:

Im not sure if u mean in general or just the fatui in the chasm but since thats what i was referring to in the tags and also what i feel strongest about, i’ll focus on that.

Also disclaimer: considering it’s been…. Oh my god its been 2 years… what… ok.. since the chasm came out i might be a bit fuzzy (haha) on the details.. MY CHEESE!

When I played through the fatui quests in the chasm i. I was distraught for a very long time. Katarina’s quest is so unbelievably gut wrenching in every way.

Summary for anyone who needs it but like i recommend experiencing the quest for urself: Katarina Snezhevna is an orphan from the house of hearth that is stuck in the chasm looking for her brother. Who is. 😬 probably dead. But all we know is he is missing. So then she goes to look for him. Only to. Also.. go.. “missing” super fun. Thanks mhy.

But what really is a sucker punch is the way Katarina talks about her brother and Lyudochka (you might know her from the fortune slip quest). She talks about how she hopes Lyudochka isn’t thinking about her. How she thinks about her often because its what keeps her going but the thought that she is also thinking of her, worrying about her, makes her sad because she doesnt want Lyudochka to be in pain. I had to stare at a wall after i read that. She doesnt know how to feel because if her brother is dead she will have to mourn but if he isnt, if she is able to see him again like she so desperately wants to, she will have to kill him because it means he deserted and well. Thats what happens to children of the hearth who run away.

Anyway at this point you realize the fatui down here are under the impression they are allied with liyue but quickly realize things must have went south considering they have been cut off completely from the surface. So I, after eating drywall about katarina, ran into the next emotional pipe bomb:

The rest of the ninith company. Or .. i guess.. whats left of it. 😬. 64… people were sent down. And only. 4. Remained. Aurgh.waugh. And it gets so much worseeee.

Summery: the final girls are fighting!! Or well. They are dealing with the emotional train wreck that is not understanding what is happening and being stuck in the Horror Hole. After holding the traveler back like a feral dog (THEY LOVE BEATING UP FATUI) you fail and end up beating them up anyway, giving them some food, and finding out that they have been purposefully cut off from the surface and the millelith is banned from contacting the fatui in the chasm and if they see an fatui on the surface, they have to arrest them. Learning this, Anton (the leader of sorts) decides they have to retreat.

So happy ending right? They leave! Not really. See Anton says they have to retreat but its not without push back. Even after learning EVERYTHING one of the other members, Radomir, IS STILL INSISTING THEY STAY. WHY/?? BECAUSE THE CAPTAIN SAID SO. CUZ THE CAPTAIN SAID THEY SHOULD BE WILLING TO GIVE UP THIER LIVES DOWN HERE.. FOR WWHHAAAATTT. they are still going on about how they are here to protect liyue and they cant leave even after everything so Anton snaps back that the captian also said they wouldn’t die in vain but 60 of them are dead or mia and if they die here it will be in vain. Radomir finally agrees and the matter is settled.

My point is: these people are miserable. They have been abandoned and left to die miserable deaths and yet they STILL say “if not us, then who?” Its. Like i cant even put it into words how it makes me feel. They are so desperate for their sacrifices to mean anything, to keep their faith in what they have been taught. As if starving in the chasm, watching the people around you get slaughtered, knowing deep down no one is coming for you, is going to mean anything in the grand scheme of things. God. GOD.

“Fuzzy you’ve been going on for so long but have yet to explain why they are there in the first place..? Protecting liyue? Why are the fatui-“ OH I DIDNT FORGET. I TOLD YOU. IT GETS WORSE.

SO WHY ARE THEY EVEN IN THIS SITUATION/?:

Signora, being the excellent diplomat she is, apparently made a deal with the Qixing. She got some trade agreements going but under the condition that liyue allow the ninth company to investigate and get rid of the horrors in the chasm. The idea is that any info gained would be shared between liyue and snezhnaya. There was literally. No ulterior motive. They were. LITERALLY. JUST HELPING. They were allies! One of the millelith even left some supplies for the company out of guilt along with a message expressing his regret that they would be enemies now.

“But why did the Qixing cut them off?”

Childe lol. Or well if you follow the line up, Zhongli and Signora. The fatui rising a dead god to drown liyue didnt really leave a good impression on them so they immediately voided all their agreements with the fatui. Awkward! Obviously, Signora knew about the fatui in the chasm (made the deal) but i wonder if Childe or Zhongli knew anything about it. Sad! Even pulcinella knows (its his men down there) and Anton literally says that he understands and doesnt object to him “dispensing with less valuable assets” in the quest for bigger endeavors.

No one was coming to save them. Left in a nation they were trying to protect that is now incredibly hostile to them because of the actions of the archon of said nation LOLLLL its such a tragedy. The entire time you are treated to the ideals the fatui drills into these soldiers heads and for me, this was the moment that i became unable to relate to the travelers distrust and resentment of the fatui. I understand it but i just. I couldnt feel the same rage ever again after knowing what they are told and what they believe.

When i confronted trofin in sumeru i was so. Sad. Because i knew something had to be done about what he was doing but i also knew how fucked the entire situation was. And then i accidentally let lumine KILL HIM DIED and i sat there like 😨 BECAUSE I DIDNT MEAN TO. I THOUGHT I WAS JUST BEATING HIM UP. but i guess it doesnt matter because if you dont kill him the house of hearth does when he abandons his post. And like. He knew they would. He knew it was over for him. All the fatui recruits we meet are so. They know they arent the good guys. They are family to each other and they know that these connections are going to end in heart break but its all they have. I mean. I guess thats why they are called “fools”.

Anyway. Big fatui head. I find them and their mindsets so unbelievably interesting but i feel like the genshin fandom… doesnt really like.. fully digest a lot of the info we get about them. there is so much focus on the orphanage and what they do as if its not a symptom of the environment of the fatui in general. Childe was also 14 when he was enlisted and never stepped foot in the orphanage and like.. look at the guy. He is so unwell. I didnt even mention polar star. Oh my god. Polar star makes me sick. The ninth company mentions it. God. Look at the lyrics for polar star. I have a google slides thing about childe where i pool all my thoughts on him and the fatui (its at. 136 slides… lol…) so i could ramble about them all day but like . I .. i have to stop

[shinyvenus]

Til' Death do us part.

spencer reid x gn!reader

summary: How can an innocent and happy morning easily turn into a night of dread and loss?

warnings: death. mentions of blood, angst, hurt no comfort, fluff into angst (lmk if i forgot any)

a/n: this is actually my first ever published work lmao also im not good at summaries

word count: 1.5k

Mornings with Spencer were always your favorite, the soft glow of the sun illuminating your room as you stirred in your sleep, waking up not too long after him. He enjoyed reading a book while waiting for you to wake up, as you were continuing to fight to stay awake he gave you a soft rub on your back. "Morning, I'll go make us some coffee," he whispered as he stepped out of bed. The sudden loss of warmth from your side making you groan.

"Don't worry, I won't be long" he said in a hushed tone, his voice was always angelic to you, rambling or not, you found the greatest comfort in his voice. Since you first met Spencer you've always been drawn to his voice. Maybe more than just that, but it contributed to your liking to him a lot.

You were lost in your thoughts that you hadn't noticed that he was back already, sitting back down onto your shared bed, leaning down to kiss you on your temple. "Coffee's ready."

Slowly lifting your eyes open to look at his face, the same face you'd fallen in love with since you first saw him. His soft features that somehow just complimented eachother.

Walking out of your bedroom, the smell of coffee immediately filling your senses, you poured yourself a cup and sat down, Spencer sitting across from you reading his favorite book hes read atleast a million times on your small round table that sat next to a window. It was one of your favorite spot because the sun shone perfectly through that window, sometimes making a beautiful rainbow effect on the top of your table.

Upon finishing your coffee, you sat there, fidgeting with your wedding ring. reminiscing on that day. That memory of you both saying - “I do.” - brings a soft smile to your lips. He notices your fidgeting in the corner of his eye and he turns to look at you, being met with that smile that he loves so much.

“What?” he says to you,

“Just thinking about how much you mean to me.”

He gives you that smile you just adore, you seem to get lost in eachothers eyes, this kind of love you had for eachother makes your heart burst. Moments like these you wish could last forever.

A buzzing noise could be heard in the room and it took you about a minute to realize that the buzzing was your phone. You rushed to grab it from your pocket, taking one glance at your phone your smile slowly faded.

Spencer seemed to notice the minute change in your expression, "It's Hotch" you said to him, sighing.

Of course you loved your job, you wanted nothing more than to help people and put criminals in jail. But it was extremely demanding, and tiring.

You were dealing with a tough case, an intense child hostage situation in a mall, it was empty except for you, the cops, search dogs, and all of the distraught relatives. You sat there comforting the mother who had been sobbing for atleast an hour now.

Cases involving children seems to hit you the worst, you've always liked children, yet not wanting any of your own. Spence was gone investigating some people with Hotch and Derek. It was just you, Emily, and the tired parents looking for some hope that their child may still be alive and well.

Spence, Reid, and Morgan came back from investigating and spoke to you and Emily seperate from the parents.

"We think we may have a suspect, and we believe the child is still alive" Hotch spoke in his usual monotone voice, "-And it may not be for long." Spencer added, you looked at your boss and then at Spencer. He knew you wanted to go and find this child, he wanted too as well.

Hotch went over to discuss some things with the parents as you stand there, not knowing what to do. Spence could see the look of hesitation written all over your body, as soon as he opened his mouth, you spoke over him. "Do you have any idea where?" He just looked at you, Derek chimed in. "Look, Garcia is working on it. We'll find this kid. Don't worry."

Minutes later Morgans phone rang, you stared at him as he put the phone on speaker. "Talk to me, baby" You listened intently to every word Garcia said, and as soon as she gave some sort of indication to where the child may be, you were rushing down the mall.

"Hey, wait!" Morgan shouted to you, but you didn't listen. Spencer followed behind, clearly not listening to Hotch or Morgan.

You sprinted down stairwells and tried to clear out every room possible, What Garcia said might not have been much, but to you it was everything you needed. Spencer now close behind clearing out rooms as well, even with little to no communication you always seemed to just understand eachother.

While he was in a seperate room clearing it out, you went in another when you heard Spencer yell "Drop the weapon. Now!" Your heart skipped a beat as you tried to rush out of the room and to your husbands side.

As soon as you entered the room the deafening sound of a gunshot rang throughout the room. Not yet comprehending what just happened, you shot the suspect down. When he was on the floor, unconscious, you finally turned to look at your husband who was hunched over, groaning in pain.

Adrenaline and fear coursing throughout your entire body, you dropped your gun to the floor and tried to get Spencer to lay down, he was panting and hissing in pain as blood started to seep through his vest. Your heart was beating out of your chest as you removed his vest, you took your shirt off so you had something to put pressure to on his wound, and to hopefully soak up most of his blood so you wouldnt have to see so much of it.

You hurriedly took your phone from your pocket and dialed the first name you could see, it was Hotch. You threw your phone on the ground to keep your attention on your husband, who was dying out in front of you. Aaron almost immediately answered, he tried to speak but you didn't care about what he was going to say. You needed help. Spencer needed help.

"Aaron, please, help me! Spencer got shot and I dont know what to do, send somebody, now!" You screeched, you wished someone could come right now, they'd get your husband and save him, and everything would be alright.

You knew help would arrive fairly quickly, you guys didn't travel too far. Tears streaming down your face as you tried to keep Spence conscious, your shirt proving to be useless at this point as blood now started covering your hands.

You couldn't hear anything, Hotch's voice being drowned out by your own, talking to Spencer. For what seemed like hours, you sat next to him, kneeling, watching his body fight to stay alive. Not long after, you felt the vibrations in the floor of people rushing towards you, and bursting through the door. You couldn't hear anything. Morgan was pulling you off Spencer and into a tight hug off to the side so paramedics could rush him out and into an ambulance.

Morgan wouldn't let you go as you felt waves of emotion hitting you even harder. Your bloody hands staining his dark beige colored shirt, but he didn't care. "Its okay, you're okay. Reid's gonna be fine." His words fell on deaf ears as you just sobbed onto his shoulders.

You stood outside with Emily's blazer covering you, ambulance sirens blaring all around you, but all you could hear was the ringing in your ears and the intense pounding sensation in your head. Finding a seat on a trucks tailgate, your entire body was sore. You were tired. Hotch appeared in sight and you just looked at him. "Im sorry, there wasn't much they could do."

Your entire world seemed to shatter at that moment. Body going completely numb at his words, your mouth fell agape as you tried to think of anything to say, but every word you could think of died at your tongue.

"Was the boy okay?" You blurted out, eyes fixed on the floor. Hotch didn't respond. You could only close your eyes and just take a deep breath.

You could never imagine how much your world could change in just a matter of less than a day. When you got home that night, everything was quieter. You just stood there in the living room, staring at the little round table you and Spencer were sitting at this morning. Your coffee sitting there, cold. But Spencers book, colder.

You walked into your once shared bedroom, Spencers side of the room littered with books and papers.

You climbed into bed hoping to find that same warmth you experienced just this morning, only to be met with a still, empty bed.

You resigned as an FBI agent recently, not being able to save your husband and a child in need, in time. Those facts weighed not only on your shoulders, but your soul.

[saetoru]

hi Teeeee i love u

💚 Alhaitham always on the brain, im sleepy and sitting in the shade with my feet in a kiddie pool while my moms dog splashes around in it and thinking about Alhaitham in some shades and swim trunks hehe…..

he says he likes to do nothing on a sunny day so think about how cute he is lounging around on one of those beach chairs and passes out with his book on his face…also i bet he tans so good and sexy >.< i daydream about his tan lines more often than what i think is normal i wont lie !

gray i’m so unwell at the idea of him in swim trunks he must have the cutest belly button ever don’t u think ?!???? don’t u just want to kiss his lil belly button ????????????? i want to kiss his lil belly button

but imagine it’s hot and he’s a lil huffy next you as he swipes his bangs from his face bc they’re making his forehead sweaty. so u cup his lil face and tilt his head closer so you can tie his bangs into a lil ponytail over his head. a lil palm tree on his lil head 🥹 imagine how cute he looks i’m so distraught 🥹🥹🥹🥹 u coo over him and kiss his cheeks and he’s all blushy like “whatever” and goes back to reading BUT HES HIDING A LIL SMILE AND HIS FOREHEAD ISNT SWEATY ANYMORE SO HES HAPPY AND CUTE

ok that’s enough for today i’m going back to bed i’m not well or capable of being well for today

[dayundying]

ummm i dont have anything better to do so im annoying you. how did u sleep and hru currently

YAYYY I LOVE GETTING ANNOYED ^_^ /gen

Meeeh I slept ok. Very normally. I never ever really sleep good or bad? Its always "I went to sleep comfortable" "I woke up feeling cozy" and "I woke up from a nightmare" "I woke up all sore because apparently I sleep enact torture on my neck" yk?

Tho speaking of nightmares, I didn't have one I just had a bad dream I guess?? I dreamt I watched a youtube video that I thought would have dogs in it but it just had people being phsyically very loud about their nationality which hurt my dream ears and there was no dogs and I was so distraught by that when I woke up I almost asked my dad to send me a picture of our dog because I wanted to see a dog so bad.

As for how I am currently I'm alright! Pretty good considering people keep interacting with me on tumblr which I like :3 I am hungry tho. I should probably eat soon augh

[fyodior]

Hi my favorite little cum socks. I’m sorry I went MIA but I have work and school and idk not a life though. LMAO. Anyways I’ve come beating fyodor head canons 😍🫶 because I like spoiling y’all like that.

Fyodor accidentally took Viagra instead of his vitamins and he literally had a panic attack because his dick was just randomly hard??? 0/10 don’t recommend

Fyodor’s card got declined at the dollar tree, he was so humiliated he just stole the fucking ramen.

Fyodor ate a caterpillar thinking it was one of those mini pickles. It indeed was not a mini pickle.

Nikola surprisingly convinced Fyodor that, he (fyodor) has a child in Antonio Texas named Ivan. Fyodor has accepted he’s a dead beat

Fyodor stole Ex U.S. president George Bushes nudes .

Fyodor wrote a manifesto but decided not to mail it to the TV station cuz he felt the whole “world domination” thing was too basic 😕

Fyodor can tap dance

Fyodor met Beyoncé once??? Idek how

Fyodor like to slowly pull of the head of gummy bears before he eats them 🫶

Fyodor has a bts Stan account on Twitter and he has quite a large following. Also has been “cancelled” for doxxing a 16 year old for calling bts “mid” Fyodor has also hacked namjoons phone.

Fyodor has been banned from every single Red Lobster restaurant.

Fyodor wanted cheap computer parts and he ended up in the trunk of a 2002 corala Toyota at 3:45am in Spain. He got the parts but he’s missing his left kidney.

Fyodor can’t do a cartwheel.

Fyodor figured out how to cure blindness but spilled tea on his papers and Is to lazy to re-write it

Fyodor watched a middle age lady try to tame three parrots to basically fly her. Like the were trying to lift her into the air. He thinks about it a lot.

Fyodor watched everything, everywhere, all at once and quite literally had a mental break down in the theater, like he was not okay, he was so emotionally distraught the person next to him asked if he wanted a hug.10/10 movie

Fyodor has a fake pair of boobs he uses for a pillow when he falls asleep working

Fyodor stole someones chihuahua and gaslighted them into thinking they never had a dog. It’s name is window. No I didn’t misspell that yes the fucking chihuahua is named Window.

Fyodor hates Ellen so much he ended up stealing half of her assets.

Fyodor pays for a woman’s college tuition he met at a strip club, not out of the kindness of his heart but because she just couldn’t dance LMAO and got 2nd hand embarrassment.

Fyodor ended up chaperoning some high schools home coming and spreader the rumor that Chris G. Is cheating with Sarah P. Jane Y. And Tyler W. And Sarah P. Is pregnant with twins.

Fyodor almost became a sugar baby because he was re-writing the manifesto and he kinda just went “omg this is so much workkkk.”

Fyodor woke up in North Korea because he decided to eat the mini pickle. It was a mini pickle! this time but it was poisoned and is now missing a rib bone on his right side. And ran a tofu business briefly.

-your one and only, Fyodor’s missing left kidney

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READING EACH ONE OF THESE WAS LIKE GETTING FUCKING WHIPLASH OVER AND OVER DFJLKASDFJKLAS HOW THE FUCK DO OYU COME UP WITH THESE IM IN TEARS

WHAT EDID HE DO TO GET BANNED FROM RED LOBSTER AND WHY DID HE STEAL WINDOW THE CHIUHUAUA

[traumasurvivorshelpingsurvivors]

TW ..dysfunctional family relations? not sure how else to describe it lol

I guess I'm looking for reassurance? someone to listen? answers? im not exactly sure

so i have PTSD from. a lot of different things so i know what flashbacks are and i know what triggers are. i recognize them ok? but i don't understand why i keep getting triggered by my brother. for clarity, we don't talk: we live in the same house but he's very transphobic and an asshole, so i stopped speaking to him. but he's still around all the time.

and it triggers me! even when he's not saying transphobic things, hearing his voice triggers me sometimes. i don't understand why, like, it's not even like that's targeted towards ME, he's just generally a bigoted ass. but what's really bothering me is that there was a thing that happened:

he was being really mean to my little sibling. and he does shit like that sometimes, he targets me, or one of my little siblings and he generally treats them like shit. and i knew if i spoke up in the midst of it, he'd be mad. but i did anyone. and he was. really mean so i told my mom. she said she'd speak to him about it.

anyways, long story short, there was a family emergency and my mom left. my sibling was distraught over the emergency and my brother decided that was a great evening to totally tear into her. i mean-telling her HORRIBLE shit. she just wanted one of our dogs to sit with her but he started yelling at her about how she always wanted everything, how she was such a pest and all this shit and i couldn't BREATHE. he'd done shit like that to me before but never this bad with my little sibling.

so i did the first thing i knew would snap him out of it so i could get my sibling away: i told him to fuck the hell off. which of course shocked everyone but then i could get my sibling away. i was so fucking scared-my dad was home, my older sisters too and none of them did ANYTHING. they could hear him yelling but just ignored it. he was so mad, he started saying all this shit about me and i left the room but then ii had a panic attack for like, literal HOURS, i couldn't sleep because i couldn't BREATHE and he kept talking really loudly near my room so i could hear how mad he was and then, to top it all off, i got in trouble for using a curseword and he didn't even get told off.

but i keep getting flashbacks to it. even though he wasn't even targeting me in the first place and yknow its over now and its done and like, ok he's an ass but that's how siblings ARE sometimes right? i mean. i'd never do that obviously bc that's horrible!! he's like 26 and my sibling is 12. i wouldn't do it even without the age gap in mind but fdshajklfhdajkl i'm just trying to ask 1. why tf am i getting flashbacks and 2. am i just? being crazy over this??? is this just some totally normal thing i just. dont understand or is this something actually fucked up that my parents just dont give a fuck over? tnx

(-luci)

Hi luci,

I'm so sorry you went through this.

Please know that what happened is not okay. It sounds like your family normalizes and enables his behavior.

You even said yourself that you would never do these things because it would be a horrible thing to do. So it sounds like on some level you know that this isn't just "how siblings are sometimes". While you're definitely not alone, it doesn't mean that it's okay for your brother to behave this way. Accountability is still necessary to encourage growth, and this sounds like something your parents may not see.

The way you responded to the situation does not sound disproportionate to the situation, despite how your parents made it seem. The fact that your family simply ignored him implies that this may be a pattern for your brother and your family has developed a learned helplessness. I say this primarily because, even if reacting may exacerbate his anger, it seems more natural to react than ignoring it.

It makes sense if this was a traumatizing experience for you. It can be scary to be in a situation like that. You're not being crazy over this. This is something your parents aren't taking seriously enough.

I hope I could help. Please let us know if you need anything.

-Bun

[jayvikyaoi]

Hold Me Now by the Thompson Twins ethubs

okay, i literally left my overwatch game at the very beginning just to listen to this song. also im honored that you thought to send this to me whoever you are

this is a banger song btw

i think "both of us searching for some perfect world / we know we'll never find / so perhaps i should leave here" is really good. because i think ideally etho is looking for a world where he and bdubs can be okay together, but in the end his hand is always forced and he decides to save himself rather than letting them both die together, painfully, because at least bdubs can live on in his memory, right? he does so much to run around and get lives for bdubs, whether it be through tango or the scar safety net. he'd do anything for bdubs, except die.

bdubs, on the other hand, WOULD die for etho, and he does, somewhat. he's looking for a world where someone will be as devoted to him as he is to them, and nobody realizes that they'd be nothing without bdubs -- ren, scar, etho. but he's always placed in second because of how eager he is to give his full loyalty to people; he's like a dog, always waiting for his owner to come home. he knows that etho will always save himself before anyone else. he knows what lengths etho would go to just to stay alive, the lengths that his self-preservation reach.

"but you know that there's nowhere that i'd rather be / than with you here today" etho even states that he gets tempted by bdubs' offer to be red with him and cause chaos, because he loves being with bdubs, and he loves causing chaos. even when bdubs is red, etho still lets them live together, he still lets his guard down and he still keeps close contact with bdubs no matter their circumstances. he could've easily gone somewhere else, instigated a fight so that he could drive bdubs out, he had multiple connections at that point. but he didnt. because he liked their base, and most of all, he liked being with bdubs. the fence was nothing but a safety precaution, but it isn't like etho thought bdubs would truly attack him anyways, which is secured by the fact that bdubs was the boogeyman so early on and easily couldve killed etho on so many occasions.

going along with that, "you ask if i love you / what can i say? / you know that i do / and that this is just one of those games that we play / so i'll sing you a new song / please, don't cry anymore / i'll even ask your forgiveness / though i don't know just what im asking for" to me represents etho being upset and distraught by bdubs' death, and he would apologize for it given the chance just to make bdubs not feel bad about it, but he knows in his heart that he wouldnt have done it any other way. if he were to apologize, he wouldn't be sure what it'd be for.

i think bdubs and grian's analyses of etho were both correct in their own rights. etho does love and care for bdubs deeply, but in the end, he has to preserve himself. bdubs knows it, yet doesnt want to see that part of etho, because he's is perfect for him in every other way, so if he just pretends hard enough... maybe etho will be as devoted to him as he is to etho.

TL;DR - i made ethubs way more dramatic than it actually is, because thats what i like doing

[lyratums]

emukasa detective au rambles part 2?

(self indulgent word vomit, not recommended to read)

it's one of those nights where i need somewhere to dump my au. what's a linear, consistent plot? (sorry i like writing in scrambled fragments and somehow piecing the timeline together). this is just the introduction. nothing interesting happens. dont bother.

i wrote about emukasa basic profiles in another post i hope. for job context, emu is a lady from a rich, noble family (unemployed). tsukasa is a detective currently working independently under a small firm (shiraishi's). his only other co-workers are an and akito. rui is an inspector that works at a professional agency "arc" (haha get it "arcland".. no? okay.), which functions as the "scotland yard" of this universe. tsukasa used to work with rui at "arc", but that's not too relevant right now.. just needed to add why rui and tsukasa know each other (i dont think anyone is even mentioned in the beginning aside from emukasa). they all have backstories and such but idk im not dumping that here rn. the entire prsk cast is also in this story with roles, but maybe profile dump another time. i still have to write proper detailed profiles for emukasa too.

as for setting: no strong historical accuracy, but its like 1920s to 1930s era in a fictional world that is supposed to be earth but not 100% true so that i dont have to care about world history and realism. yay. aesthetic wise, very sherlock holmes esque if ykyk.

their initial encounter began after emu's precious jewel was stolen by a mysterious phantom thief, right from her estate. this rose quartz was a special gem to her, as it was the last thing her grandpa gifted her before he passed away. she was determined to get it back no matter what. she couldn't do it alone though, so she sought out a detective. she recalled an amazing detective she heard about from her brothers, someone from "arc" that helped solved an "impossible" case for them: tsukasa tenma. when she arrived at arc, she discovered that he was unfortunately no longer working there... but there was a gut feeling that she had to consult HIM specifically for this case... so she asked around and fortunately discovered that he's still an active detective, just under a different agency.

insert the shoujo love bubbles when their eyes met for the first time. anyways, tsukasa was initially surprised at how a high standing noble like emu decided to approach him, a small, "humble" (/s) detective. he was hesitant to take this case despite piquing his interest (his love for the strange and "impossible" cases) since he hasnt taken a large case of this size in a long time. however, with some sweet talk from emu ("but youre the AMAZING star detective right?" *sparkly eyes*), he agreed to take the case. before they start, he needed to finish the other case he took today: a missing dog. to his shock, emu decides to help him solve it ("no, you really don't have to-" "I'D LOVE TO HELP!! :D"). emu's now dragged into the case, much to tsukasa's initial annoyance ("i don't need help. i am a star detective!")

the case was relatively simple: ms. hanasato needed to find her beloved samoyed dog "samo-chan". this dog ran off from her yesterday and she has been distraught since. there were very few clues to work with: a broken leash, the general area where minori lived, and the last location he was seen (her house, with an opened front door). with some brainstorming and deduction together (which went well.. tsukasa and emu built off of each other's ideas fluidly), emu came to a seemingly wild conclusion ("what if he's over here?" *points to a completely different section of the map*). tsukasa had his doubts ("wait, wouldnt it make more sense to search the general area of her residence first?!"), but decided to go along with her (he had no choice). to his surprise and emu's delight, samo-chan was found in an entirely different part of town at the deli.

with a happy owner and a lost dog returned, they can now start the case. they mutually agreed to work together to solve emu's case, after their surprisingly successful teamwork today (*insert tackle hug here*). a new partnership formed today!! a formidable bond! the start of their mutual pining!!

sorry beginning of the story is slow/generic, but i needed a logical way for them to meet and for exposition purposes (this is where you're supposed to learn about the characters and setting and such if this were formatted into a proper storyline). of course their first interactions included, but not limited to, silly banter, witty lines, straight man and wise guy dynamic, and their fun personalities displayed. it's like emukasa's first encounter in main story (sort of) combined with how holmes/watson's first encounter went. its just emukasa's dynamic but in a detective partnership!!! if i had the energy to write the dialogue it would be more obvious.

detective skill stuff:

tsukasa has a more conventional (but somewhat unconventional in the eyes of a normal person) way of solving things than emu. he has great deduction, strong analysis, and deep/vast knowledge. he's very observant of the world around him and notices the small things (about people, settings, etc) that are often not considered. his connections with the community from his many cases and networking are really helpful when he needs resources, information, etc. there are perks to being an outgoing, friendly talkative, bold, [whatever extrovert words i can insert] person. when needed, he's amazing at acting and disguises (in another universe, he would be a star...). despite being a talented detective with a strong skillset, tsukasa isnt perfect and has his weaknesses (sometimes rash, letting his emotions take over logic, etc).

emu's detective style is highly inspired by this sherlock holmes quote: "when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth". its based on her great imagination, and how creative she is. emu basically fills in the gaps that tsukasa tends to overlook and notices what tsukasa is unable to see. this also leads to some wild/crazy ideas and guesses... her special skill is her emotional intelligence, such as being able to see through people's lies when it comes to questioning. great eyesight and hearing too. she has strong physical skills, which is useful in most cases!... she is also the one who wields the gun in most situations.

their first impressions of each other after this dog case:

tsukasa (about emu): thought she's crazy, but not to be underestimated and has great potential (impressed). found some annoyance with her "emu language" and her strong personality. currently wondering if he made a mistake taking this case, fearful for what his future with her holds (LOL). he's excited to finally take an interesting case again though, with an interesting partner.

(spoiler: he takes longer to fall for emu, but he certainly fell harder).

emu (about tsukasa): absolutely smitten... he was amazing as a detective and it was obvious that he had lots of experience to get to his skill level. somewhat strange and eccentric but he was entertaining for sure. she hasnt had this much fun in a long time, which was a nice change to her comfortable, predictable life. she was grateful that he was the reason why she was able to smile today after being upset over her missing jewel. she couldnt wait to see him again!!

(love at first sight. it was over as soon as she walked in that door).

THE FUN PART IS THE REAL CASE!!! they also get dragged into side cases along the way (unintentionally. what amazing luck /s). theres the romance sideplot: slowburn as the case progresses. ALL OF THIS IS... in my head. when will i get the chance to write it out? in the future, but im known to lack motivation unless its a random burst of energy at 3 AM like right now.

sorry i hope no one read all of this because its pure, unformatted word garbage.

[lightningmcqueenstan]

finished book one and now onto book two here are some thoughts no one cares about

justice for the dogs

i need a land rover defender so badly you guys don't understand. we had one when i was little and since then it has been my dream car. i will have one on day TRUST

kevin is so much more likeable than i remember

I FORGOT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO CORRIE I AM GENUINELY A LITTLE DISTRAUGHT

i still remember them blowing up the bridge so vividly i really do love that part

honestly i remember so much of this book wayyyyy more than i realized

homer and fi <3

also robyn by far is my fav

i don't care for or about chris im rooting for him to die instead of corrie

i miss australia so much man

i just love this book so much and i honestly hope the rest of the series isn't downhill from here