#im just a oarticular suzanne collins fan

[fulltransmetalgenderist]

okay I know that everyone has read Hunger Games but no one read the series she wrote before, The Underland Chronicles, but yall need to sit down and read them and then come back to this post so I can TELL YALL about this shit that Ms. Suzanne Collins was on

Okay we all remember Prim, famously saved from the hunger games by her courageous older sister only to be killed in war in the last book. Brutal, devastating, ms. Collins had us weeping. But guess what!!!!! those of us who read the Underland Chronicles already knew about the shit Suzanne is capable of! Remember Ares? The giant bat who is saved from a death sentence in the first book when Gregor pledges his own life to Ares' and they clasped hand and claw and said a vow and became brothers? That cunt of an author ended that fucking series (spoiler fucking alert) with Ares dying anyway, in a senseless brutal war, and Gregor woke up from war with his hand clasping the disembodied claw of his companion.

That bitch got her Primrose Everdeen death twist from Ares!!!!!