#im inclined to start mass dumping random ideas with no logic between them and leave for yall to sort it out
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A list of known jinxes, hexes and minor curses for the aspiring petty sorcerer by the burrito wizard
Pay it forward
5 minutes after every other voluntary step, the victim takes an involuntary step forward. This effect stacks.
Possible incantations (hand gestures not included):
Two small steps for man, another small step for man
A thousand miles and 500 more
You have arrived past your destination
#burrito wizardy#idk felt this was fun lol#at this point my brain makes up random ideas and the hardest part is to make them into a coherent post#im inclined to start mass dumping random ideas with no logic between them and leave for yall to sort it out#yes this book is horrible it doesnt tell you how to cast the spell#thats because the magic world uses far more lethal magic#this is for those lawful evil sorcerers out there#petty lawful evil sorcerers#could potentially modify it to be jumping instead of steps#imagine people walking further than they thought they would cuz of the curse#as long as they arent walking towards a cliff all is good#also i wanted to format the text better but idk how tumblr makes nice fonts so get stuck with default font i suppose#funny#lol#wizard#magic#curse#hex#jinx#petty#i wish these were real
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