#im happy i saw that peeing scene from jumanji otherwise it wouldnt have happened

[stanknotstark]

Easy Aim (Is Only Exciting Once or Twice) Pt. 4 (Loki x Reader)

So right after I wrote those lines about Loki wanting to fuck himself the song from my playlist that played was Such a Whore (Stellular Remix) and it started with “You’re such a whore! Oooooo.” AND I LOST IT GUYS.

BTW when i was asking my friends weird questions about boners they were like ._. wtf are you writing? Actually, don’t tell us, please. 😂 so the reactions you have here are truly what goes on with men as they struggle with their boners, they just learn to better control it apparently. This is very interesting from a science point of view tbh

After the whole fiasco of cuddling with Loki you hadn’t really been able to think of much other than that. How his touch, in your body, was soft and warm. How your body fits into his perfectly, like matching puzzle pieces. You’ve also started noticing little things about him that you like. No, not just like, like like. 

Like how Loki had a model walk where he swung his hips as he walked (and you need to learn how to do that because it looks good on your hips). 

Like how Loki would only eat the green Skittles, because green in his favorite color, when you shared a bag while watching movies. 

Like how Loki kept a neutral face when speaking anywhere near the other Avengers but when it was just you and him he would allow himself to feel more, to actually scrunch his face up in disgust, to smile when you said something funny, when you would insult him he would smirk, pout, or roll his eyes with a smile. 

Like how Loki had started leaving lingering touches on you. He would slide his hand over your arm to get your attention. He would grab your shoulder when you shared laughter. Sometimes he’d even let his eyes and hands roam your clothes and fix them, straighten them, give a satisfied nod and smile when he thought you looked acceptable, his hand resting over your chest. 

And liking him is completely fine. It’s something natural and you like it but the real problem was that you were in a man’s body. As a woman you didn’t even have to try masking desire. As a man....

You get the point. 

So, you’re sitting in the common area with Loki, spending time with the whole team when it first happens. 

You’re all watching a movie when a sex scene comes on. That’s fine, you’re cool about that, it’s when you start thinking of Loki doing the stuff to you that it happens. 

You can actually feel the blood flow being redirected to your crotch. You jump a bit and Loki who sits next to you notices but says nothing, opting instead to watch you instead of the movie. It’s something you would have missed had you been used to the feeling. The blood flow is slow, it’s not a rush, but it’s enough to warrant surprise and curiosity.  

You swallow and bring a hand up to your mouth to bite your finger. What was it men did to stop this? Think about their grandmothers in panties or something? Which you did but then you thought about Loki bare but in a sexy, lace pair of boxers. 

Fuck.

You can feel your cock filling and if you don’t do something it’s going to tent the sweats you wear. 

You shift your body so your legs aren’t splayed out. It had taken you some time to get used to sitting like a man, legs open so you didn’t pinch your junk or sit on one of your balls. That was an experience that had Loki in stitches. 

Right now though you can’t get the picture of Loki licking at your neck, biting it, lavishing it with his mouth, out of your mind. It’s almost as if primal instincts are taking over. 

Without thought you let your other hand, you’re not busy biting, trail to Loki’s, body and rest on his thigh. When you glance at him understanding fills him and he has the gall to smirk at you. 

You’re about to growl and jump him but you stop yourself with your eyes squeezed tight. 

Loki pulls your finger from your mouth before you break the skin with light touches. 

You’re lucky the lights are off because you’re at full attention now, but no one notices it in the shadows. 

Loki shoves a pillow into your lap which you take with a thankful look. You settle back into your spot with your eyes closed, again. Your right hand holding the pillow to your crotch and the other resting on the couch’s arm rest, balled into a fist.

You have to bite your lip because the TV plays out a woman’s moans. God how long did this sex scene last, it’s not a freaking porno! 

Oh, shit, you move a little and cause the pillow to give your new cock friction. You just barely stop yourself from thrusting into the pillow and groaning with pleasure. How the fuck do guys handle this when they’re so sensitive and move based on instincts? You compare the feelings on control to Banner who has minor control on Hulk. You have just enough control to stop yourself from embarrassing yourself but it is taking everything you have in you to stop it.

Finally the scene is over and Tony gives a low whistle. Steve slaps the back side of his head causing Tony to laugh. 

You focus on the team, anything but your own body and Loki next to you. 

Clint gives a chuckle and when you open you eyes to look at him he stares at Natasha who throws popcorn into his mouth from a different couch about 6 feet apart. 

Ok you could handle this. Everything was fine. 

Everything was not fine. 

Loki enjoying your suffering decides to cuddle up to you. When you look at him with wide eyes he smiles dangerously. 

You don’t say anything, in case you alert the team of what’s going on, so Loki decides that’s his cue to get comfortable. He rests his head on your collar bone his arms wrapping around your chest, one hand coming up to cusp your neck where he strokes it with his thumb. God you can smell Loki. You hadn’t switched soaps so he smelled masculine. It was intoxicating and making your brain meltdown. Your thoughts were slipping into simple demands. Pleasure. Friction. Mine, you think as Loki trails his thumb on your neck.

Your breath starts coming out in puffs and you’re doing everything in your power not to pick Loki up and take him in front of the team. 

“Shh.” Loki says softly at your heavy breathing.

You glare at him for a second but listen and calm your breathing, closing your eyes once again. 

Then Loki makes it even worse. 

The hand that was caressing your neck slides down your chest to the waistband of your sweats. 

You bite your cheek and you’re pretty sure you taste blood. The look you give Loki could kill if he was any lesser of a man. 

Loki lets his fingers glide over the waistband then his feminine fingers slip under the elastic part of your pants and caress the sensitive skin underneath. 

You gasp, your eyes looking over the team, but you’re lucky because the team also gasps when a plot twist in the movie pulls at their attention. 

You look at Loki who didn’t miss your gasp and smiles, sharp enough to cut. He retracts his hand, thankfully, and lets it settle on your stomach. 

You calm, thinking that’s all Loki will do, breathing slowly.

Oh, you’re so wrong. 

Loki lets his hand wander under the pillow and when he gives friction to your boner you yelp, push Loki off you, the pillow toppling to the ground, stand up, and quickly leave the room without a word. 

When you’re safely in your room you put your back to the door and slide down it with heavy breathing. 

You sit with your legs stretched out on the ground so as not to bother your problem. 

You close your eyes but all that comes to mind is Loki touching you so you hiss and open them again. You had to do something about this. However, you feel like that breaks your trust with Loki so instead you get up, grab a book, and sit up in bed. 

If you had to suffer, fine. All you knew was that you’d get Loki back for the shit he pulled tonight. 

You start reading, having to reread a lot because your mind wandered, not all your blood was where it should be, but you get through a few chapters before there is a knock at your door. 

“Come in!” You yell. 

Thankfully, your problem had went away the more you focused on the book. 

Loki comes in, sauntering like he owns the place but frowns at your pants. 

You actually laugh at the dejected look on his face. 

“I didn’t jerk off if that’s what you’re thinking.” You tell him, closing your book and setting it on your lap. 

“What?” Loki asks shocked, now looking at you with a slight frown.

You raise your brow at him. 

��I’m not sure whether I should take this as a compliment or not. You really wanted to fuck yourself?” 

Loki scoffs, “Maybe. Would me being vain really shock you?” 

“Not necessarily.” You say with a smile. “However, I don’t see you as vain in this situation.” You say suggesting he wasn’t in it to fuck himself, he wants you.

Loki looks over your face to see if you’re joking or not. When he realizes you’re not joking he raises his brow with a smirk. 

“You were thinking about me when the movie was playing, were you not?” 

“Irrelevant. We’re talking about you right now.” You throw at him. 

Loki’s smirk turns into a salacious smile. 

“If you admit you have feelings first I shall get on my knees and suck you off right now.” Loki says. You gasp and throw your book at him which he dodges with a wide smile. You feel the blood rushing down again at the thought of Loki kneeling for you.

“You-you imbecile!” You yell. 

Loki laughs with delight when you jump off the bed and chase him from your room.