#im gonna send these vampires hatemail theyre LAWYERS
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also dont tell anyone but im MASSIVELY disappointed about how cringefail vampires actually are. its insane. they're so incompetent, im so mad about it dude
#one of my roommates had a um . encounter. and FUCKING GUESS WHAT.#THEM BITCHES DIDNT EVEN GIVE HIM FANGS!!!!#COWARDS#THEY DIDNT GIVE HIM THE COOL TEETH#im so mad for him#im angry#im gonna kill#im gonna send these vampires hatemail theyre LAWYERS#LITERALLY THE MOST BORING JOB VAMPIRES COULD HAVE EVER#YOU BITE PEOPLE AND DRINK BLOOD AND ARE INHERENTLY HOT AS A CONCEPT AND YOU DECIDE TO STUDY LAW????#what the fuck man#THEY GAVE MY ROOMMATE A CONTRACT#THEY GAVE HIM PAPERWORK#oh my god#oh my fuckg n god#i need to maul something#i am frothing at the mouth this is so lame
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