#im gonna go wild monkey and kill that fucker
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eughhhhhh I hate neighbors I hate landlords and I hate insurance!!!!!!!
#vwitty banter#the landlord next door literally stole a 30 foot strip of my land and is threatening to sue me lmao#like bitch ill kill you#then im trying to renew my house insurance and gotta repaint the doors bluhhhhh#im fuckin soent man. im really fuckin spent. ive been doing shit nonstop for a fuckin week and im too disabled for this shit#I'm gonna paint the doors in a couple hours today when my grandma comes over#talked to the cops fuckin Twice today about the damn neighbor stealing my property and threatening me#got a land surveyor coming over. sometime.#who fuckin knows when.#he just said hed call beforehand and no estimate for time#like. aight.#if i see that damn landlord one more time no one can blame me for what ill do if he tries to threaten me again#im gonna go wild monkey and kill that fucker#i just want a fuckin break man im so god damn tired and angry cause of that fuckin landlord next door#mfer thinks hes above the law and can steal my fuckin land#fucker even pulled the damn land marker out the dirt!!!!!!!! and called me a liar
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