#im gonna cry and it’s not from the sangria

[readyforthegarden]

Funky orange and green screen

🥹🥹

[spiderlegeyelashes]

yesterday at my friend's house we were dicking around watching stupid shit and taking shots (we were supposed to have sangria, but it turned out so disgusting and nobody wanted to go to the store to buy better alcohol so we decided to just take shots of the vodka we were supposed to add into the pot and make a drinking game out of it) and well i got too cocky as is my habit with taking shots and when my friend jokingly said they still have the raki from last time and i should finish it i said id do it. big mistake i ended up throwing up so much on her bathroom floor AND got a nosebleed its humiliating. interestingly my first instinct was to lock the door behind me when i started throwing up to make sure nobody would witness the mess i made and the moment i stopped throwing up i got to cleaning it. like i knew it'd be fine and they're my friends and this is a normal stupid thing to have happen, no need to be too ashamed of it, but when things get ugly the only thing i want to do is make sure i'm alone so i can clean my mess up and only let people in once it's tidy. spent like 40 minutes in that bathroom cleaning my sick off the floor with my nose bleeding and vomiting every once in a while and unclogging the toilet with my bare hands cause the paper i was cleaning the floor with would clog it every few flushes and oh my goddd it was a mess and whats interesting is that the moment i locked that door it felt like i had clipped through time and i just stopped being a real human living in the moment but just someone watching myself wipe and puke and dig and giggle. didnt cry cuz it wasnt sad in fact i was kinda laughing because hey im gonna remember this and its going to be q funny story but maaaaaaaan does this say a few things about me. NOT SUBTLE AT ALL!

[mikeshanlon]

i wrote 100 words charles dickens is fucking crying at my unbridled power like he’s giving up and unpublishing all his books and adaptations from the grave so to celebrate im gonna finish my sangria and go to sleep

[swearronchanel]

7.04, repeated jabs to my heart

Damn. I’m hurt.

I’m already so nervous lmaoo idk why

Sister MJ is the most precious 😭

Trixie’s not in the mood Fred

Yass you the boss too lady! 

Lucille going to church, bless

Sangria oo yas Phyllis! I love Sangria 😭😍 Glad she’s still taking Spanish

GIVE PHYLLIS A TRIP TO SPAIN

Trixie 😭 my poor gal

Love the stripes she’s wearing tho

No one told Mumtaz of the “agreement”? Shady af. I’d be livid

Fuck Trix,, put the bottle down

We all need Phyllis in our lives

15 years old!? Shit

LMAO “Valerie and I are heathens..” I LOVE YOU PHYLLIS

The talking about Valentina makes me think of Red from OITNB 

Sister MJ’s eyes😭 she can’t see poor thing

Why the fuck is this lady eating coal? Lmaoo I don’t get it

The next episode of my strange addiction on TLC

“Must I have everything monogrammed?!” LMAO 

My heart breaks every time she sheds a tear😭

Fred is so great. The only white man we trust. Also Dick Van Dyke but irrelevant rn

Mumtaz is so pretty tho! Go find yourself another husband girl

“Remember the x-ray van?” LOL OMG THROWBACK! I LOVE THE SERIES 2 REFERENCE

Jane was there too aw remember

“ISN’T THIS MARVELOUS’!?”

She’s an adventurer!

Aw omg Lucille, FaceTime will come in another 50 years 😭😭 she misses her fam man

There’s actually a lot of harm bro, keep the sherry

Damn it Trixie. 

Sister MJ highkey never trusted Patrick lol, same

Lol Val is so confused 🤦🏼‍♀️

Sister MJ with the teddy bear in her hand😭😭

“I cannot and will not abandon you into darkness” Omfg MY HEART!!

HOW DARE THEY HURT SISTER MJ & ME LIKE THIS😭

A FUCKING FLAN? MY FAV OMFG, WHO MADE IT!?

Aye Shelagh in another ugly brown outfit

But she’s back in the beehive, way better than the football helmet M’Lynn style

Uh oh

Phyllis is gonna rip Trixie a new asshole..

Trixie’s outfit tho 😍😍 what a babe

“It’s the end of your being in control of things” fuck…😭😭…

Go off Phyllis! She needs to listen 😭

She needs Phyllis & I’m glad she has her. I hate to see Trixie so low. She deserves so much better

Shelagh and Sister Mj😭💖 i love it, so pure (but who is watching her kids?)

Look at Shelagh knowing about little spots! Guess she actually gets out then!

Mumtaz is so gracefully upset, cause even if it was normal in my culture I’d be going fucking OFF on everyone!!

Christopher 😭 I still love u

“Trixie meant the world to me and she still does” step on my heart would you

Poor Mumtaz 😭

Judy has the prettiest blue eyes

Sister MJ’s speech is like velvet, does that make sense? Everything she says is poetic

And then Sister J has the voice to match

Mother hen Phyllis sending off Trix to AA😭

So where’s the comic relief at? I need to lighten up

What the fuck Beatrix!? Why are you leaving!?  

Aw a cute baby boy!

I mean it he’s cute af! usually fresh out babies are kinda weird looking in the face you know?! almost like aliens

Phyllis knows, you can’t try to play her

My poor girl💔 I know life sucks rn..

YOU CAN SEE HER HEART BREAKING WHEN SHELAGH SAID BRAILLE

GIVE JUDY AN AWARD JUST FOR THAT LOOK!

😭😭 Christopher

“I might say the same about myself” STOP PP! 💔

“Thank you for allowing me to say that” More freaking tears

where’s my supportive Christopher?

Fred will convince her to get the surgery, I know it.

This is the purest thing omg

YASSS SISTER MJ 🙌🏻 SO PROUD OF YOU

CMON SISTER J DONT KNOCK HER DOWN

All credit to Fred indeed. I knew it. He’s so underrated tbh

FUCK!! HER HAND!!

Christopher waited for her the whole time? I really do love this guy ok😭 can they be happy together next series, please!?

I feel like they’re both breaking up with me as well wow I’m sad

“Not necessarily average” LMAO WELL YOU DID BAG A NUN

I gotta give it to him, Patrick’s speech was so sweet, bless

There’s nothing funny in this episode when I really need it ughh wtf

That’s right Phyllis deserves the best

My heart is breaking tho, I want Trixie to be happy.

“My mother used to always say, ‘sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.’ Which is just another way of saying you can start afresh in the morning. And you can. I promise you” 😭😭💔

IM CRY, I need Phyllis in my life!

Mumtaz brought food, bless. She’s making the best of it, I’m proud (cause for sure I wouldn’t lmaooo, but fr resolved too Quick)

6 months leave of absence. You go with our love and our prayers 😭😭💔💔

HER LEAN INTO SISTER J, AH THE TEARS

“Sometimes one small gesture can give us the strength to do enormous things. A little generosity can unleash great tenderness, leading in time to deep real love. And a single conversation can change a mind, a life. The world is no bigger than the people who inhabit it. And together or alone we are closer than we know.”  FUCK VANESSA REDGRAVE MY HEART😭😭

[embroideried]

MARJORIE!!!! please do all of the questions for the end of the year ask thing, thank u and i love u

............u got it only bc i love & miss u

First things first, did you have a good year?hmmm i guess so yeah! overall it was good. weird and hard but still good.How old did you turn this year?18!Did your appearance change in anyway?i....am a lot lazier with my appearance. ive gone out with no makeup and unwashed hair more times than i ever have in my entire life and i hardly dress up anymore. i hope to get back to....looking nice next year. i gained some weight but i have a feeling it wont stay on me very long. i have long hair now also? and ive had a few different colors of hair and got a tiny hashtag bodymodPost your favorite selfie.

honestly? its this stupid ass snap i sent to ellis one day

Which fashion trends did you love?fishnets under ripped jeans....i did that. but thats only cute in certain ways. i never wore socks over leggings much bc i dont have many cute long socks but honestly? it can be cute. also the embroidery trend overall of course but surprisingly enough i dont have anything thats like....Embroidered. yk. like with florals. i only have one embroidered cap but its just got the vans logo on it so who care. i’m also enjoying the comeback of fun dyeing methods like tie dyes and acid washes but again....only ok sometimesWhich fashion trends did you hate?vintage band tees cut down the front halfway in a v and laced up with big chunky things for the eyes of the laces and just. fat strings. uglyWhat song sums up this year for you?no offense but caught in the middle by paramoreWhat album came out and has been on heavy rotation since then?AFTER LAUGHTER BY PARAMORE! best album of the year. melodrama by lorde hasn’t got many plays apparently from me buuuut still a fave. im gonna see her in march!Did an actor/actress catch your attention for the first time this year?dont lump me with those weirdos but the kids from it are so good! i love finn and jack especially. i also got to see jaden smith truly for the first time in the get down and now i know i’ll look out for him again in the future.Favorite new TV show?pretty sure i watched black mirror for the first time this year so BLACK MIRROR BINCHWhat food did you try for the first time?i truly cant think of something Genuinely new that i tried....i found that i enjoy wine? and sangria. i don’t DRINK but i’ve had a bit of that. i started eating fried eggs with runny yolk often! i like that a lot now...especially when i also have like the shoestring-style hashbrowns to eat it with. goodDid you make any big permanent changes this year?i got a tattøø and also officially soiled my name with explicit gay rpf smutWhat was one nice thing you did for yourself?i treated the fuck out of myself this year until i had no moneyDid you develop a new obsession?i took up embroidery but i dont think thats like....an obsession. i’ve definitely gotten much much much more into film and writing this year oh shit yeah thats itDid you move?fucking yeah i went to college and moved there but also my mom and my dad both got a new place so i live nowhereDid you get a job?nope! just kept the same one from last yearDo you regret not doing anything?oh fuck yeah bitch im not talking about the meet and greet againDo you regret doing something?again yes all my big regrets revolve around the gotdam ARTOPIADid anyone/thing make you so mad it stayed with you for days?yes ma’am but thats my personalityDid you lose anyone close to you?i don’t believe so. anyone i truly lost i wasn’t close with in the first place.Did you fall out of love?yes ma’am also i change my answer on the question about falling in love because i forgot that happened in like january and not last yearDid you start a new relationship?nothing romantic but i made so many beautiful amazing friendships? all this year! this really was a great year for me on an overlookDid you have to cut ties to someone?nah ive stopped being friends with people just from falling out of touch but i havent excommunicated anyone. i deleted the like....3 melanie martinez songs i had but that wasnt a tragedy in the slightestWho was important to you this year but wasn’t important last year?all of my mcbeautiful friends whom i will call out right here that i am genuinely surprised that i only met this year? You.....Miss Avia, asya, christiana, hannah, ellis, edy and like everyone else. if you’re actually reading this, probably you too. and my perfect roommate and other friends i made this year that im a dick for not mentioning and the girls i am moving into a suite with next year. also im very into jake gyllenhaal this year i’ve always loved him but its gotten Bigger and Better in 2017If you could have a do over on one thing you did, would you take it?Yes Bitch I Would Have Gone To Fucking Artopia On Time And Met Josh And TylerWhat was the best moment of the year for you?there were....so many good things. here’s some of my favorites: - meeting all of my treasured friends here i am still in hashtag shock that its only been that long- twenty one pilots winnin their grammy- meeting my roommate- hand embroidering hoops for two of my beloved teachers and making them cry- singing “we go together” with all of my friends on stage as we all finished our last show of high school together- giving one of my best friends a joke award at our drama banquet and calling him chicken little because hes like hardly over 100 pounds and like really tall and him running up to me and hugging me so hard he actually picked me up with his chicken ass arms and im small but im not. light- graduating high school- seeing twenty one pilots TWO TIMES!- sobbing louder than i ever have during march to the sea at tour de columbus simply because i was unsure of what it was but then i recognized it and started absolutely BAWLING because i was so excited that i knew all of the songs this time- having a CAMEO IN CHRISTIANAS COWBOY FIC- receiving my packages from you and christiana- this list is so long and you know what i’m gonna do? im gonna stop and im gonna write out lists of all of my fave moments with all of my friends with whomst i owe 55 fucking letters. i love y’allDid anything happen that you were sure would change you as a person but it really did?this and the vice versa of this question are strange to me because i truly dont know this is the year of #personal #growthWhat have you learned about yourself this year that you didn’t know in the years prior?i love hummusDid your opinion of anyone change for the better?i love jake gyllenhaal more than ever beforeIf you make resolutions, did you complete them this year?i dont make them!What do you wish for others for the coming year?luv and happiness and moneyWhat do you wish for yourself?luv and happiness and money

[fairywings]

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the last

1. drink: uhh i was at a party last night and the last drink i had was a smirnoff ice sangria it was v good highly recommend  2. phone call: my dad 3. text message: to my boyfriend: “have you watched white gold” bc i just started it on netflix and i like it ed westwick is my mcm 4. song you listened to: i was listening to a whole atmospheric acoustic playlist uhh but the only one i remember from it is drown by marika hackman it’s beautiful 5. time you cried: uhhh i havent cried in a while actually? so idk not sure 6. dated someone twice: nooooo but thats not. uncharacteristic of me. 7. kissed someone and regretted it: no i’ve only kissed ppl i’ve been in a relationship with lol 8. been cheated on: no thank god my fragile heart couldnt take it 9. lost someone special: hmmm i mean i kinda lost most of my childhood friends bc we dont go to the same school anymore so we lost touch but its ok i made a bunch of new friends :) 10. been depressed: undiagnosed but. every late fall/winter i’m Very down 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: havent thrown up yet i always try and b careful dont wanna disappoint my momma but i went to a party in june and i hate beer so much i had to down some and Almost threw up

3 favourite colours

12. (wine) red 13. periwinkle 14. millennial pink lmao

in the last year have you

15. made new friends: yea :)) 16. fallen out of love: yes i didnt like it at all 17. laughed until you cried: i always laugh until i cry 18. found out someone was talking about you: yea when my ex broke up w me all the bitches in my grade were talking abt me whatever 19. met someone who changed you: uhhhh not this year i dont think 20. found out who your friends are: honestly all my friends r Good and im forever thankful 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: uh i mean yeah my ex and my current bf r both my friends on fb

general

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: most like at least 80% 23. do you have any pets: nah im allergic to the entire world 24. do you want to change your name: no marie’s cute i like it and my mom Loves it she says its the most beautiful name in the world i would break her heart if i did change it

25. what did you do for your last birthday: a had a sleepover w my closest friends at my place and we did a picture scavenger hunt in my neighbourhood and watched movies and did each other’s makeup it was so fun 26. what time did you wake up: 10 am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: drinking a smirnoff sangria and having a good time at a party and watching my bf getting absolutely Plastered and taking 3 shots of vodka in a row 28. name something you can’t wait for: summer hfhsfdhlf 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: twenty? minutes ago? idk we just watched hidden figures together 31. what are you listening to right now: by night - puzzle muteson 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: uhhh yeah i’m friends w a thomas and a tomas they r both great thomas’s is nickname is his last name but tomas’s nickname is tom so yeah he’s my tom he’s a very friendly guy we went to chinatown together once and had wonton soup 33. something that is getting on your nerves: school lol 34. most visited website: tumblr netflix n youtube 35. hair colour: brown. its a nice brown tho. natural highlights and everything 36. long or short hair: uhh shoulder length 37. do you have a crush on someone: i kinda uh like my bf 38. what do you like about yourself: my appearance i am very vain 39. piercings: i mean.. ears 40. blood type: who knows 41. nickname: i dont have one sadly marie is Short Enough but i have one friend who likes calling me marijuana  42. relationship status: in a relationship w a guy named miles 43. zodiac: scorpio 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: shameless 46. tattoos: none But I Want One 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: nah 50. sport: swimming and alpine skiing and uh sometimes i run lol 51. vacation: i’ve been a few places mostly in the caribbean and around the states i went to san francisco in august and saint lucia in january and im going somewhere this winter but idk where yet 52. pair of trainers: uhh i guess i wear my stan smiths all the time? not sure what this question means lmao

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: i had ice cream a while ago 54. drinking: water 55. I’m about to: watch ted talks on youtube and watch personal shopper on netflix later maybe 56. waiting for: someone to answer my fucking texts lmao 57. want: hot chocolate 58. get married: i’d love to get married 59. career: im an unemployed student but im gonna b looking for a job soon a starbucks just opened near my house but im waiting to turn 16

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses: both r so great in their own way. cant choose. 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: taller lol i’d die for all tall people 63. older or younger: a little older is always nice. miles is a few months younger than me tho but its all the same and im p much the oldest in my year anyways 64. nice arms or nice stomach: uhh arms 65. hook up or relationship: relationship definitely 66. troublemaker or hesitant: i like a balanced middle

HAVE YOU EVER:

67. kissed a stranger: no 68. drank hard liquor: yes 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: dont wear em 70. turned someone down: uh like romantically? kinda? but not directly. i didnt tell him no i just got in a relationship with someone else 71. sex on the first date: no 72. broken someone’s heart: havent had the chance 73. had your heart broken: yea. 74. been arrested: no i am too scared to do anything illegal 75. cried when someone died: yea a guy at my school killed himself last yr and i cried a Lot  76. fallen for a friend: yeah lol im dating my best friend rn

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

77. yourself:  not really 78. miracles: no 79. love at first sight: sure 80. santa claus: no my mom told me he was a lie when i was 4 and complaining about how he didnt get me everything on my list 81. kiss on the first date: yeah so far always have 82. angels: no but its a pleasant concept

OTHER:

84. eye colour: brown 85. favourite movie: fight club or mamma mia!