#im gonna create dragonborn lore for you and their gender structure is gonna be like nothing youve ever seen before

[cumulativechaos]

playing dnd with cishet people is so boring it's like trying to analyze a shakespeare play with someone who's only experience with fiction is the mcu

my friend's bf is starting a new campaign so we met over discord to make our characters and my friend (cis girl) was looking at the races and was like "i want to play a CUTE character!! EW the half-orcs are ugly... EW the tieflings are ugly... EW the dragonborn are ugly..." and im like ok fuck you im choosing a dragonborn out of spite now. die.

and then her bf is trying to help her with a backstory and he's like "maybe if your play a ranger he could—wait are you playing a male or female character?" and she's like "ew, girl" and he's like "okay good" and im sitting there like ??????? what????????????????

and he's explaining his whole world like "there's the force of Order and the force of Chaos" and im like ohhhh we got MORE strict binaries in this bitch?? gotcha gotcha gotcha