#im gonna be stocking the salad bar. gonna glance at the clock. See The Time.
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guess what my start date is
fuckign Guess
i got the job
#IM LIVID. IM INCENSED. IM DEVASTATED#'you start on the 28th' the HR manager said#and i had to respond With A Smile as if i wasnt going through the 23 stages of grief:#'sounds perfect! see you then!'#KILL ME!!! TAKE MY LIVING CORPSE INTO THE NEAREST ALLEY AND FINISH THE JOB!!!!#WHY DOES FEBRUARY HAVE 28 DAYYSSSSSS WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT#if i had. three more days after the 28th. WE'D BE FINE#absolutely unprompted#well here's hoping they give me an earlier shift THAN THE ONE I. MORONICALLY. ASKED FOR#WHICH RUNS UNTIL EIGHT IN THE EVENING#KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME#WYM I WON'T BE ABLE TO ACCESS THE UPDATE AS SOON AS IT DROPS#im gonna be stocking the salad bar. gonna glance at the clock. See The Time.#& proceed to sob into the pasta salad#IM STILL GONNA FUCKING STREAM IT. WHOEVER WANTS TO WAIT AN HOUR AND A HALF AT. LEAST#im gonna try to weasel my way out of it but jesus fuck#'oh we move slowly here so itll be a while until your start date' SO THAT WAS A FUCKING LIE#head in my hands Wailing Wailing Wailing#i need to buy a sheer robe and go stand at the forest's edge before a storm#so that i can cast my melancholy gaze into the wilderness as the wind tries to blow me away#AAAAAAAAAAAA WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN A LEECH FOR ONE MORE MONTH!!! WHY!!!!#no one look at me don't talk to me. i am in Mourning
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