#im going nuts about him and kicking my feet and twirling my hair

[marv3l-drag0ns]

hey guys i binged the hellboy movies im so unwell about him hes SO COOL. anyway heres some cool and accurate headcanons

number 1: HES FAT HES FAT HES HEAVYSET HES LIKE MEEEEE.

number 2: he names his cats and they vary SO MUCH theres hellbeast (she bites) and then theres also pancake (hes got a squashed in face) and then theres Dipshit (she nearly gets stepped on every morning cuz she loves hellboy sosososo much)

number 3: hellboy LOVES a good diner breakfast and his favorite coffe is actually diner coffee

number 4: my silly brain linked the cigars to my great grandfathers cigar factory in cuba so Hellboy likes ropa vieja now.