#im ending satanic panic too that shit was wack

[eccleraprisma]

so i think i’ve cracked the code: the soldier poet king discourse (petty tiktok arguments about who is allowed to enjoy and interpret the song, jesus fandom members, dnd players or witches) all comes down to leftover satanic panic between dnd, the concept of witches and hating things queer people have a interest in. that being said i’m ending the discourse once and for all by saying its very bold of you to assume jesus wouldn’t have liked dnd. he walks around with his own party he’s the dm of, knows whats going to happen and tells them in the most cryptic way possible, knows every trap verbal and nonverbal, travels from city to city on a mission, has a certain play style that he won’t change (”can we rain meteors on this city that didn’t let us in?” “NO.”), does magic like healing and walking on water for crying out loud. thats someone who would love dnd. he’d play the game be like “okay can i rebuke the roman soldier this round?” and they’d be like “yes dude of course”. they let him break the rules and do whatever he wants btw they got tired of explaining them again and again

anyways this song can be about your craft, jesus, blorbo from your dnd and favorite show/movie or just your oc nobody can tell you that you can’t enjoy a song or not except really insecure young tiktok christians aged 14 to 17 but their opinions (and bigotry) don’t matter. maggie and tyler heath also do not care they told me personally. i am secularly listening to solider poet king right this moment actually, what are you gonna do about it kiddo? i am applying the whole dear wormwood album to my oc’s arc, are you gonna bust down my door? you’ll do nothing except hopefully learn that other people’s interests don’t threaten you or your religion