#im comin with my pitchfork

[piratebay]

I am going to MURDER this professor

[heartbeatsonthehighline]

Favorite Rep Lyrics (so far)

RFI- “But if I’m a thief then, he can join the heist and, we’ll move to an island and AND he can be my jailer, BURTON TO THIS TAYLOR”

End Game- “and I bury hatchets but I keep maps of where I put ‘em”

IDSB- “they’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one. They’ve got their pitchforks and proof, their receipts and reasons. They’re burning all the witches even you aren’t one. So light me up, light me up, light me up, go ahead and light me up”

DBM- “For you I would fall from grace/ just to touch your face/ if you walk away/ I’d beg you on my knees to stay”

Delicate- “sometimes when I look into your eyes/ I pretend your mine all the damn time”

“Isn’t it, isn’t it, isn’t it? Isn’t it? Isn’t it, isn’t it, isn’t it? Isn’t it?”

LWYMMD- “but I got smarter I got harder in the nick of time, honey I rose up from the dead I do it all the time”

So it goes- “all eyes on you my magician/ all eyes on us/ you make everyone disappear and/ cut me into pieces/ gold cage/ hostage to my feelings/ back against the wall/ trippin, trip-trippin when you’re gone”

Gorgeous- “I guess I’ll just stumble on hold to my cats/ alone/ unless you wanna come along”

Getaway Car- “It was the best of times/ the worst of crimes/ I struck a match/ and blew your mind”

“The ties were black/ the lies were white/ in shades of grey/ in candlelight”

“I knew if from the first old fashioned we were cursed”

“But you weren’t thinkin’/ and I was just drinkin’”

“He was runnin’ after us, I was screamin’ ‘Go, go, go/ but with three of us honey it’s a side show/ and a circus ain’t a love story/ and now we’re both sorry”

“We were jet-set Bonnie and Clyde/ until I switched to the other side/ the other si-i-i-i-ide”

“I was ridin’ in a getaway car/ I was cryin’ in a getaway car/ I was DYIN’ in a getaway car/ said goodbye in a getaway car”

THE WHOLE SONG IS JUST A LYRICAL MASTERPIECE OK? I CANT PICK A FAVORITE.

KOMH- “Now you try on calling me baby like trying on clothes”

“Up on the roof with a school girl CRUSH/ drinking beer out of plastic CUPS/ say you fancy me, not fancy stuff/ baby all at once this is enough”

DWOHT- “So baby can we dance/ Oh through an avalanche”

“I’m a mess, but I’m the mess that you wanted”

“I knew there was no one in the world who could take it”

“I’d kiss you as the lights went out/ swayin as the room burned down/ hold you as the water rushes in/ if I could dance with you again”

Dress- “Inescapable, I’m not even gonna try/ and if I get burned/ at least we were electrified”

TIWWCHNT- “Therein lies the issue/ friends don’t try to trick you/ get you on the phone and mind twist you”

“Here’s to my maaaama/ had to listen to ALL THIS DRAMA”

“And here’s to you because forgiveness is a nice thing to d- HAHAHA I CANT EVEN SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE”

CIWYW- “And I know I make the same mistakes every time/ bridges burn, I never learn/ at least I did one thing right”

“Starry eyes sparking up my darkest night”

NYD- “Squeeze my hand three times in the back of the taxi/ I can tell that it’s gonna be a long road/ I’ll be there if you’re the toast of the town babe/ Or if you strike out and your comin home”

“Don’t read the last page/ But I stay, when you’re lost and I’m scared/ and you’re turning away”

“Please don’t ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere”

“You and me forevermore”

THE PIANO MUSIC FADING OUT AT THE END AS I DROWN IN A SEA OF MY OWN TEARS. ITS FINE. IM FINE.

[wastrelwoods]

the reviews r comin in hot and it sounds like this episode is gonna make me Big Sad for a hot second, but at least the sound design will be good as hell 

oh man, even the trigger warnings down below got me feelin apprehensive. how they gonna fit all of that into one episode, huh??? 

okay, i think i can manage to survive over this break bc i’m an adult, i just hope everyone is doin alright! also, im excited for more second citadel in august! 

IM SO FUCIKIGENRG STOKED that i absolutely read the situation correctly and kid juno’s role model was andromeda the warrior princess!!! im intuitive as SHIT and i love this lady!!!! FUCK! 

well. i mean, now i have to draw it???!! juno with a colander on his head wrestlin baby ben. makin him play the dragon. fuck, that’s . thats my brother and me exactly 

aww, juno hugged her right away when she asked awwww

juno is feelin inspired by rita’s ability to ignore a pretty face for the greater good. he’s whipped and he couldn’t do it if he wanted to 

wreck mode? rec mode? what the fuck? what the fuck? what special fun function does ur creepy prosthetic do jayay?????

uh. get ur fuckin g knife away from my girlfriend rita 

hey sarah imagin e  this password but in ur new martian alphabet

get ur fuckin g knife away from rita right NOW

the fucking ??? he made the beep with his mouth. what a dumbass

ohhh okay so it IS rec as in “record” thats. a bit o a relief

i love minecart chase scenes. i love them i love them i love them

uh....is this flashback i’ve heard tell about gonna come after the drop? bc i’m seein a “portal to home” storyline parallel happening

the whole. the ride happening and the character’s paralleling the ongoing fight? especially after directly makin andromeda a foil for juno at the beginning. that’s amazing and smart

hey! another peter reference for me to appreciate

oh, okay, i absolutely called the blackmail thing

oh, and she gets pitched right over the drop, huh? i. i dont know how to feel about that bc i’m suprised rita’s taking it so well? i mean we’re not supposed to feel good about it. 

its not. i mean. i wish wlw characters could live and die like any other character without me havin to consider whether it was too “bury your gays” because. of fucking course it’s not? coming from these writers especially, who know how goddamn important it is to show representation. they should be allowed to make that choice? i should be allowed to agree that it was the right choice for the story and not feel like i’m supposed to go hunt them down with torches and pitchforks. so. im heading this off at the pass. im not gonna debate about it because frankly kevin and sophie deserve better. save the criticism for the straight writers who have been getting away with that shit for decades. im not participating in any discourse about it. i’ll probably block it if i see it. 

juno quoting all the space disney figurines? im fuckin freaking out this scene is brutal bc i can just barely connect the dots 

ben isn’t short for benjamin ?. im cryin actually

i dont even know. i cant even react about uh. sarah. and . stuff.   

uh.....is the piranha really the big bad? she feels like one big giant red herring to me but maybe that’s because she’s like. she’s such a low-level grunt? i mean she might work for mayor pilot? 

and we’re right back to “goddess of protectors” again

fuck, jesus, shit,,,,,,i love ? juno steel .  just. so fucking much

well, it’s. it is a kind of character development but . i guess the fact that he’s so self-aware about this means there’s a lot of hope for him tbh. but. man, characters who don’t want to be just like their parents are. uh. they’re powerful characters and im emotionally wrecked about them and im not gonna think about why at all please and thank you

i dunno for all i said up above there yeah, i’m pretty sad that rita n yasmin didn���t get their happy ending. i feel bad because i don’t at all wanna be unfair on the writers, but. i mean. i wanted that for em. i don’t think the arc of the episode would have been as good if they’d made yasmin untouchable, but. i did wanna be able to point to this and say “look, there’s girls in love” and now i can’t. it sucks. i guess you’ll catch me not checkin the tag for a while after the episode comes out, quietly mindin my own business and talkin abt the things in this episode i genuinely enjoyed, because it was all really good. i just have to be a little disappointed bc i don’t get a lot of chances to see f/f romance, but it’s by no means any kind of proof that the penumbra writers hate lesbians and i refuse to treat it that way.