#im at the stage of hating my father where im literally imagining giving a eulogy at his funeral
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#im at the stage of hating my father where im literally imagining giving a eulogy at his funeral#actually first of all im imagining planning a funeral he would hate so much (we are gonna sing hymns ive decided)#then giving a eulogy where i tell everyone how relieved i feel that i can finally live knowing no one's gonna yell at me#and he's legit not very well-liked so i think the majority of the people there would be happy for me#he would yell at me so much if i did that at his funeral#which makes it all the more satisfying of a fantasy#that im 100% gonna do irl. no way im being respectful when that man dies
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