#im also willing to shuffle things around so geralt is Sexy Mothman while eskel is lile. idk. sasquatch or a yeit or smthn. and then i guess
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modern au of the witcher but all the witchers are different cryptids. but like in the way a date sim would have cryptids, like the sexy version of cryptids. reasoning? i think its a funny idea
#jaskier works at a late night diner and hears one too many stories#decides to go out looking for himself#runs straight into the maryland wolfman(geralt)#his brothers include the jersey devil(lambert)#and mothman(eskel)#as well as his mentor and father figure. bigfoot(vesemir)#im also willing to shuffle things around so geralt is Sexy Mothman while eskel is lile. idk. sasquatch or a yeit or smthn. and then i guess#vesemir would be nessie maybe? when i think of “first thing to be called a cryptid”#my mind goes to bigfoot and nessie. like i always got the sense the term was invented for those two and then started including other stuff#so im inclined to make him one of those.#anyway. its just a funny jaskier sexy cryptid witcher date sim idea#witcher tag#ogc tag
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