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pseudophan · 1 year ago

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anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)

#daniel howell #amazingphil #dan and phil #phan #smosh #anthony padilla #mine #my content #hi sorry i can't get a hold of the person who shared this clip with me so i don't feel comfortable posting it in full #however i'm not a good enough person to Not Gif It #so here u go here's a bit of it in gif form lol #i'm going to sleep i'm sure by the time i wake up the full video will be up #oh also oh my god this clip gives me such super amazing project vibes i almost cried #ok. anyway. it's 8:20am. im drunk still. goodnight im finally going to bed x

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choccy-milky · 9 months ago

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part 3 to my modern AU 💞🍺 (part 1 / part 2)

#u just know seb ended up carrying her home in the end anyway BAHHA if u read my fic u already know im weak for bridal carries #fun fact the blurred party backgrounds i used are screenshots from diary of a wimpy kid rodrick rules. aka the pinnacle of cinema #and its only fitting since i base my modern seb very largely on rodrick bc I STILL HAVE A CRUSH ON RODRICK...rodrick heffley my beloved #yall also already know i love guard dog seb (especially combined with drunk clora BAHAH) so ofc i had to do the modern au ver #i just make clora the type of drunk i am... aka drunk after 2 and sometimes even 1 drink and then i get super affectionate with everyone #which would make seb seethe if it were clora BAHAHAH omg i love imagining his suffering😇😍😍#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian x mc #clora clemons #also wahhh i can feel my HL brainrot fading a bit...🥲probs bc my fic is now complete... might make a post abt it soon #im not ready to let go😭😤#choccyart

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aliengirl · 1 year ago

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girll dinner

#this champagne is a bit bitter than i like #and a lot stronger than im used to #i usually >start< getting dizzy by my forth cup l #this one im getting dizzy in the middle of my second #and i had 2½ sooo #Making the egg for my sandwich was so weird #im still feeling weird #as if im moving sloewr than the rest of the world but also faster #alien talks #nonsims #im this 🤏close to being drunk #my head is just #light

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notimeforlaugh · 1 year ago

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well lgbt in Russia is officially an extremist organization, so if anyone cares suddenly all my friends and I are in a gang or whatever

the law becomes relevant january 10 2024, and then for just wearing a pin with a 6 colored rainbow you could go to jail for 12 years at least

or smt like that

russians keep taking Ls

#i mean its so dumb i dont really believe it will be that sereous #but still kinda scary #i hope they wont go through with this law it sooooooooo stupid #or at least find the actual organisation that will pay me for being gay in russia #just so x_x #lgbtq #russia #lgbtq rights #im not here for politics im here for minecraft but yeah #sry for typos and shit i have adhd and english is not my first laguage (how could anyone guess) also im a bit drunk lmao

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broke-on-books · 2 months ago

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My dumb ass dropped my phone in the sink

Clearly still working though THANK GOD

#water was running... but only for a few secs #what i get for showering drunk #but im my defense it started raining my hair was sooooo wet and gross i just couldn't #and my friend gave me the idea #anyways in bed now yay #but i get a warning when i plug it in so ig no charging tonight #plugged in my laptop instead #it is dripping though a lil bit at the bottom still #also getting home was inch resting. layer of ice over every puece of pavement. got denied from two buildings ackcidentally took the long way #home etc.#what do you meannnn i walked 3 and a half miles. ok #still need to make my slide show so they elect me class president by tmrw afternoon

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somethingsomethingcomic · 2 years ago

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beware my wine rants

#hi im back and experimenting #ive had the gnarliest art block for the past like month and a half sorry! i made this to try to break out of it #for more context this happened on the night we got drunk and watched spiderman 2 (2004) and i looked up the soundtrack afterwards #and fell down a rabbithole bc switchfoot is on it #my dad used to listen to contemporary christian radio (probably still does) so i heard a lot of the more popular Christian hits of the 2000s #also christian stations will play what the fuck ever sometimes if a song can be read in even a little bit of a christian way #idk how christian the fray is (ig they did make 'you found me' but.) but ive heard 'how to save a life' on christian stations #and theres plenty of like. really lowkey christian bands. like switchfoot! and relient k!#most ppl alive in the 00s have probably heard 'dare you to move' just in nature. and christian stations loved that one #newsboys is on that spectrum somewhere i think. they did 'belly of the whale' for the Jonah a veggietales movie #and the dvd bonus features include the music video for that plus the video for 'a million pieces' which doesnt feel overtly christian to me #anyway! i hope everyone likes this vertical format! and the coloring. im still trying to adjust my style for that part #when csp says 'brightness' it does not nean 'color value' which is an issue for my new method #but yknow its a learning curve #furry #queer artist #smth smth #queer comics #trans artist

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eskititgay · 2 years ago

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fengqing + pork soda - glass animals

#sorry but every time i listen to that song i think ab them #also this was meant to be just sketches but then i got carried away #fengqing #tgcf #feng xin #mu qing #angst #uhhh so for anyone still reading the tags ig ill explain this comic a lil bit #the first page is from mu qing's pov and hes fully aware they both got drunk n kissed n whatnot #second page is from feng xin's pov where he's thinking about the day after they got freaky while drunk and at the time #accidentally pressed the comma... ANYWAY. at the time he thought he didnt love mu qing n he tells him that #of course mu qing gets all pissy and he tries to argue for a bit before they just go their seperate ways #but uh oh !! a few days later feng xin realizes that he really DOES love mu qing but he doesn't want to be the first one to reach out so-#he waits for mu qing to contact him first. which. will never happen.#or will depending on how you want the story to end lmao #im done now bye bye and go listen to pork soda #my art

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yewphoric · 2 years ago

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inspired by that one tweet and @erika-xero 's piece of their main TES ocs! thought it was very fun, and decided to do mine.

from left to right, top to bottom: last dragonborn, hero of kvatch, companion of ldb, and nerevarine(i have not played daggerfall and jenais is very important to me)

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butnotbubblegum · 9 months ago

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been thinking a lot about telling my friends i love them, recently.

anyway i love you so so much.

#i used to have such issues with saying that phrase out loud #and it was difficult to write but it was easier so i wrote it down in letters a lot instead #and now i find it a lot easier to say out loud and i never want to stop saying it #i want the people i love to know i love them #and i think a lot about how the first time it was said to me at uni i fully froze #like my whole body tensed. and i wasn’t sure if thomas was saying it to me or adela so i sort of ignored it #and then xe said it again a couple of weeks later while drunk af and i just. froze again. bc i wanted to like return the sentiment #but i couldn’t. and it took like eight times of them saying it for me to respond and idk if this was even a thing they noticed but it was so #clear in my mind. abd i remember the first time i managed it so clearly. and then like a few weeks after that it was like the floodgates had #opened and i could just say it to the people i really cared about. and it felt momentous.#but every time i say it out loud i still get that little tinge of fear and my body tenses a bit #especially when it’s over the phone #but i can’t wait until i see my friends in person again so i can say it to their faces #because i love my friends so much and i don’t know how to express this through action very well #like i want to be there for them and actionably demonstrate this #but i never know how or if im doing that right #so i’ll settle for trying my best and also saying the words repeatedly and hoping they’re heard #i love you all so very much and i would do anything for you i would like you to know this please

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bibleofficial · 10 months ago

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went to the beach w kp & 4 other indian friends & 3 of us had NEVER surfed before girl WHEW it’s SO fun literally only 20quid to rent a wetsuit & board & i fucking smashed my toes on the sand so much, but also we 1) got the wrong tickets so we got off 1 stop early 2) went to find a bus & the bus that was supposed to be 15 min turned into an HOUR 3) on our way to find a bus back everyone’s phones are dying or dead bc it took us 3hrs longer to get there, cigarettes are out 4) all of the shops in town are closed & the town seems to have ONLY a tesco extra & 1 off license that sells a PACK FOR 15.65 A PACK WHICH IS FUCKING CRIMINAL ITS CHEAPER TO BUY IT FROM TESCO ARE U INSANE 5) the bus back to the other town kept skipping us bc the bus stop wasn’t the ACTUAL bus stop - i had 1 bowl since literally 11a & we got back at fucking 11p 😭😭😭

#diary #i was honestly abt to strangle EVERYBODY #‘do u have a cigarette’ ‘where’s ur vape’ ‘where are we going’ ‘which bus is it’ ‘do u have a ___’ ‘did u bring ___’ girl what am i DORA w #the magic fuckin BACKPACK ??? while ur UP MY ASS dig around & SEE IF SMTHGS IN THERE 😭😭😭😭#i literally broke sobriety again bc i was just #girl i was so agitated & there was 1 TRAIN LEFT BEFORE 11P so we needed to get the 2ND TO LAST BUS OF THE DAY #i deadass was like ‘if we miss that train i will make sure u all go blind’ ‘did u bring a knife’ ‘I DONT NEED 1’#AKSJAKSKAKKSJSKSSJAKJSKAHSKSHDLASKAKDLA #LIKE U BITCHES SMOKED ALL MY CIGARETTES MY VAPES DEAD MY PHONES DYING UR ALL DRUNK IM GOING TO KILL YALL 😭😭😭😭😭#<- me knowing i could never be a parent #tbh if i caught my kid smoking a cig id make em do the ol ‘im going to sit down in front of u w a fresh box of cigarettes & make u finish #the box or pass out’#YES IM STRICT #i think it’s so funny ok unrelated but like they’ll speak hindi & i’ve just #learned it through being around them kind of like i can’t speak it except for some word u know like matachot etc but i’ll Understand the #Context & what’s being Said #ASLKALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLA like while waiting for the train back 1 of them was talking abt me being a fool to the others - literally they’re #all indian & i had walked away so when i walked back he was still talkin but then i started giggling bc i knew he was talkin abt me & how i #pinched a bit of the kebab to throw to the seagull bc he offered it to me & i needed to bait the seagull w something & i pinched & tossed &#& he looked at me like 😦 bhenchod ! & then the seagull came over & i was like :D hi bestie <3333 but then when i started giggling after i #walked back he was like ‘what the fuck does he just know hindi now’#it makes me laugh so fucking HARD 😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE FUCK U I LIKE TO PARTICPATE IN COVERSATION IDC ABT LANGUAGE #like i’ve been surrounded by yall for the past #girl it’s been like a year i don’t even talk to british ppl or americans #ALSKALSKALSKALKSLAKSLALSLA MESS ! i love to slavsquat & kp hates it bc he’s like ‘we’re in the uk why are u sitting like this’ bc he thinks #it’s ’too indian’ ALSKALSKALSKALJSKAKDLA 😭😭😭😭😭 this hips were made for sitting #we’re definitely going to go back bc it’s SO CLOSE IF WE ACTUALLY USE THE TRANSPORT PROPERLY ITS ONLY LIKE AN HOUR OR SO COMMUTE EACH WAY #bring lunch whatever #i’m exhausted but also socially like bro i had to leave the donner place just to walk around the block for SOME QUIET #i’ve just been sososososo busy LOSING MY MIND

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bangcakes · 1 year ago

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#the boy update is that ive calmed down significantly and am once again a Human #i'll see him when i see him. im not gonna stress anymore #hes busy working like crazy anyway and i need to get a job NDNJDDNDNDMDM #like i still really like him but i think my priorities have been Fucked NDNDJDJDJDJDJD #BUT IM BACK ON TRACK. YA.#my other friends also back from her trip so thats exciting. i missed her JDJJDDJDDDD #i just..... its gonna take me awhile to ask to hang out. im just SHY and also I HAVENT FELT LIKE SEEING ANYONE DJDJZJSKSKSKSKSKSKS #but now im better... yeah i think i just needed like to be a hermit for a bit #plus i suddenly am super busy this week like what the fuck. family AND friend things. like did everyone just Wake Up all of a sudden NDJJD #like we may even see my cousins from alberta. im like JDJDD OK???#havent seen them in like.... im gonna say 10+ years. and of course its this week that theyre here with my uncle #who ive only met like idk 3 times JDJJDKDKKDJDJD #and of those times... hes been drunk out his mind i think... 2.5/3 NDJDJD #i think hes sober now tho????#idk. we might not even see them. my moms side is really flakey 💀#but hes my moms fav brother and shes his fave sister so i hope they get to see each other NDJDJJDJDJD theyre only a year apart #its so weird bc him and my mom were so close but then like... lets just say Life and he moved away and ya zzjjdjdkdj #they had this like. super long like 4 hour talk on the phone a few minths ago and idk i think it cleared up like the last 30 years. idk man #my moms side is crazy. thats all i'll say #personal

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leafdroids · 2 years ago

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last few days were. something. so ill try to get back to work as soon as possible

#im also drunk.....#that was. a long weekend. oof #very sad very lonely to its end ig #also a bit ashamed. requests are still not ready but someday. yeah

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enlichened · 2 hours ago

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Solas (trying desperately to condense his time there into a story), sera (used to finding spaces for herself in places with very little, will take what she needs because its never given), and vivienne (Insists upon herself. and other people giving her space and recognition because she knows what happens when she doesn't have that) being the ones to really make a space Their Own in skyhold makes me surprisingly emotional.

#sera and vivienneeeeee i love you so muchhhhhh #solas too i fucking guess. samahl is going orz and im going begrudging thumbsup #personal /#dragon age blogging #cassandra: hardly anything but something to fight and somewhere to sit. insistent upon work and guilty for anything else #the iron bull: a space designated for something which kinda reflects how he lives his life i think. feels more comfortable when theres line #also literally he can hang with his bros there. the lines are this is the space to relax and get drunk and have fun. he clings #blackwall: in the stables bc he doesnt deserve anything else (to him) but still manages to put himself into it a little bit #cole: literally a hallway. liminal space.#dorian: library which has a use. something to do so he can feel like hes doing something and show everyone who doubts him that hes doing it #cullen: bro..... ur room is FALLING APART. worry less about your infantry and more about the commander getting brained by falling beams #aka takes a room because thats what is proper but specifically neglects picking one that will give him any comfort whatsoever #varric: literally the entrance. an extension of being in the hanged man all the time. being where things happen and information is passed #josephine: makes it her own from the very beginning but thats by design. presentation forward. what would it seem like if she DIDNT #leliana: literally just the highest point. for the birds. she hardly has a desk but we still find the most correspondence there #find her Own secrets as others pass through

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hundsrose · 15 days ago

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I got some weird phobia of dandelions (actually only when they already transformed and lost all their seeds and you can see the little white heads) since I was a kid but I'm getting better at controlling it every year, last summer I even touched one on its creepy bald skalp

#i was very drunk but nonetheless #also i was thinking about getting a tattoo once im fully over that fear but describing them via text just now made me anxious lol #so i think i still have to wait a bit

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turtlemagnum · 1 month ago

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i think it's really cool about how pretty much everybody who gets any significant amount of notoriety has people thirsting after them, even if they're not conventionally attractive or are even actively terrible people like serial killers or a tech CEO. just goes to show that attractiveness is subjective and there's always gonna be someone out there that thinks you're hot, even if you don't see it yourself. like seriously i've seen people hornyposting over mark fucking zuckerberg, that shit makes me feel so hopeful for me finding somebody who thinks im hot. if there are women that wanna fuck fallout centaurs im gonna find at least one that wants to fuck me, mark my goddamn words

#i actually have found somebody who finds me attractive in recent memory but she's in a relationship & im not interested in an affair #she only ever propositioned me while drunk but i also got The Vibe even when she was sober and at one point she outright said she still has #the same feelings when sober. and she just hides it better when not inebriated. and i believe her tbh #there's just a lot of complications that mean that shit's never gonna happen sadly #she's a bit out of my age range and i definitely want someone closer in age to me. and also im still a virgin and want my first time to be #with someone i love. special; y'know?#it's unrealistic but i do hope i spend the rest of my life with whomever i spend my first time with. i dont want that memory to turn bitter #maybe somebody to love will just fall into my arms some day. part of me feels like my best chance at finding someone i'm compatible with is #meeting someone online. since that's how i exist in the truest to myself form y'know #i think it'd be a tad romantic honestly. somebody reads my posts and falls in love with me through them. we talk for a while and i #eventually fly them out to where i live so we can live together. or even better randomly find somebody online who lives at least somewhat #nearby. i'm rambling. oh well.#yearning! that's the word of today. God.#<- capitalized not out of respect but out of emphasis. like when i capitalize Fuck y'know?

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bi-ftm-on-main · 1 month ago

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I made out with a random guy at a club

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #ok so. i went to town with some guys from my trans masc group #Mary's Poppin #brought a flask cos I'm cheap (and didnt know it was frowned upon) + was spiking my own drinks and it was going pretty well #dancing (club swaying side to side) on a stage with them #this guy was also dancing on stage (i am quite drunk at this point)#said his name was Jonas (?) and was getting closer and asking me questions #and i was replying obvs im not rude #getting closer and closer. forehead to forehead #and then he leaned in to kiss me #AAAAAAAAAA #i kissed back (to the best of my ability)(and with a lot of tongue)(idk how much is too much)#(i kept smiling in between so i think he copped a lot of teeth)#(but he didnt complain or anything)#my friends were dancing next to us and i kept looking at them like 'OMG'#and they leaned in and offered to leave if i was uncomfortable but i was chilling so they kept dancing #the guy kept saying i was so cute and hot and i kept saying he was so nice and hot and we were kissing for a fair while #a couple songs worth - over 10 minutes? - idk #he had stubble and it was scratching my face but it wasnt bad #I'd sometimes kiss down his neck and he'd do the same #and he was taller than me so a lot of the time i was just getting his bottom lip #long story short: it was great. he kept touching my butt but kept forgetting to move my arms cos i was focusing on kissing but it was fine #the room we were in closed or something cos after a while everyone was ushered out and we walked out holding hands (my friends as well left #onto an indoor balcony. we made out a bit more there against the railing and my friends went to the smoking area. we eventually stopped cos #he said he had to go to the toilet and my mouth was really dry so we parted ways and i got some water and met up with my friends #and was like omggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!! and for the rest of the night that tiktok audio was playing in my head like #ugh that was crazy I've never actually experienced that sort of atmosphere again before its absolutely electric #also i was later kicked out for having a flask but the security guard was pretty chill cos i wasnt resisting #i called an uber cos my friends were still inside but then they got out and went to get food just as i was picked up :(#overall. a very good night in town.

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