#im also so excited for ur fic huehuehue

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Oh and the Horrors of Econs as well!! If you don't mind, hehe <3

HAIIIII EDEN <3 this particular fic is currently one of my favs to write huehue (ill let you have a sneak although the teaser is set to be up tomorrow or thurs hehe):

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You were going to kill Solomon.

It’s a well-known fact that that guy was shady but really? Was he trying to give you an express pass straight to Death’s doorstep or something? Maybe he had always harboured a secret dislike for you because why on earth did the Economic textbook he lent you summon a--demon?!

“Human. Are you done staring at me?” The man--no, demon? brushes off the dust on the back of his pants. Wait, were those cow prints you see? No, wait. What are those hideous things draped across his neck? And, what was with his disaster of a shirt? For a second, you thought you had teleported to an alternate Jojo Bizarre Adventure universe.

”Your outfit is ugly as hell.” You blurted out, hands delayed in flying up to cover your mouth when you realised the words had escaped from you. The man--no, demon turns with flashing eyes, his tail swishing dangerously behind him. Oh my god, were those spikes embedded in them? Suddenly, you regret ever opening your mouth. This is why people always tell you to keep your mouth shut when you are in a sleep-deprived state. You could feel sweat beading at the side of your temple as you slowly backed away, edging to the bedroom door.

“Are you courting death, little lamb?” He hissed, taking a step closer. You took furtive glances around the room, swallowing hard when you realised the only makeshift weapon you had was the Econs textbook that Solomon had lent you.

The demon’s eyes had narrowed into slits, breathing coming out hot and heavy as if he was poised to attack you at a moment’s notice. Your grip on the textbook tightened as he advanced nearer to you, now a couple of steps away.

“Answer me, human--” The demon mocked you again, arms stretching forward presumably to attack you as you--

You threw the textbook at him.

Thud!

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i have so many ideas on this and I cant wait to expand on it (the only horror here is writing), also I literally went back to read up on my economic textbook for this LOL. i hope no economic majors read my fic which is definitely riddled with issues

but anyways some fun facts about this!

Satan doesn't actually know why he responds to the reader's summon. (I took a lot of liberty with the magic here tbh. but solmare doesn't know how to write their characters/world-building properly so it doesn't matter if I butcher it!)

Also, this is set in the current universe? Kinda. Everything is the same except there is no human summoned to the Devildom. So this fic could be set before SWD happens or maybe not? It's up to the reader's interpretation hehe.

also this fr happened because I just really wanted to write a college au and then BAM! what if reader summon a demon. BAM! satan brainrot.

thank u for sending in an ask btw hehe :>

tagging: @eraofkalki hehe (thank you for asking!)