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fastofthekillones · 2 years ago

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I'm just going to pin this post and use it to find weird tags that I have inexplicably written on something, mostly for my own gratification, but if any of you wonderful weirdos wanna look, feel free

#as soon as i discovered the idea of charlie andrews and daphne millbrook both hanging around gabriel gray i knew i had to set them up #id do that tho #i know this isnt the entire point but- they attacked the _medics_? the _medics_? im pretty sure thats massively not allowed #'my boyfriend offed him for me'#i know a fair few of these by virtue of 'my aunt lives in dublin and im out there a lot'#just 'my dear marni i am so sorry' and how broken he sounds on the last 'i remember'#'nope nothing to see here'#'i beg your pardon'#'my nearest male relative is my eight year old nephew'#thats to the year as well #that and wanting to stare at alfred but that goes without saying at this point #im a chem major (to use the american term; which i am not) and i love the idea that an alchemist gave me baking tools #im also a more agile runner than anyone would think considering my build #im a myopic little shit #but im also not done growing yet #awww ahk storming around looking anxious #and the local ferals: macavity; tallow; pooky; quaxo; mistoffles; big white; moonshine and jellicle #i knew it was pratchett because thats the phrasing #i knew my balance issues were tied to my hearing but i didnt know my vertigo was (an audiologist told me i had it so i dont kn #i used to blackberry in my garden #i use poofter (as a loud theatric thing) a lot and. these people would hate stuff like lgsm 'pits and perverts'#i tend to reason my way through apologies #hes devoted to his girl and she to him (no matter how much they bitch) but i have been taught #i didn't diet (nothing so healthy. i didn't restrict. i stopped. dont do that)#doesnt talk much and befriended the tiniest bisexual they could find (not me for once)#(not me watching spiderman bonus features and hearing him described as 'in ridiculous shape' and 'better than the stuntmen')#source material (nbc heroes)#they _did_ get nicholas boyle (he plays foley ie the one gilles messed with)#big scary type (metalheads are the nicest people so no real fear)#one of the only lines i still remember from those shows is from that: 'apple danish; apricot danish; danish bacon danish- dee-licious!'

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