#im allergic to pronouns or somethjng i keep accidentally inventing new ways to not use them or to use them wrong | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

grubloved · 1 year

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my #1 verbal expression of affection is calling people "my ____". im not sure how it started, it just kind of happens... my girl. my love. my (firstname). my favorite thing is that when i start doing this often people will respond in kind :) its true!!!! im ur birde!!!! u are my friend!!!! we are all each other's!!!!!

#birdenest #another weird little idiolect thing i do my sister pointed out to me the othr day is that i will often make statements/ask questions #using someones name as a plural noun. like umm 'what kind of food do emilys like?'. my sister thought this was very funny bc i am treating #the persons name as like. the species of animal they are T_T akfhskfhakdj i didnt realize i was doibg this but that is definitely it...#'a feast for sadies!' 'do sadies like dancing?'#which i suppose puts calling someone 'my trinity' or whatever into perspective. u are the trinity who is mine....#im allergic to pronouns or somethjng i keep accidentally inventing new ways to not use them or to use them wrong #um to be clear if your name is emily i will ask you 'do emilys like fireworks?'. like i am not asking somebody else this i am just asking u #about the kind of animal u are....

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