#im a nerd but at least I don't watch star trek

[lunaursstuff]

nerd

yep

[octuscle]

im a skinny 18 year old nerd who is also a wimp and super shy. i'm 5 foot 7 inches tall with an iq of 160 .one afternoon i was walking across the college campus was on my way to  the Chemistry Lab when a pair of big burly hands grabbed me , punched me in the gut. When i came to ,i was tied to a bench with rope in the male locker room. my legs were tied to a bar below the bench and my hands two the pegs above. my mouth was coved with duct tape with a mouthguard inside my mouth. i look down to see all my clothes were gone i was wearing only a jock strap . i have never worn a jockstrap before it was so uncomfortable .i look to see my red star trek t-shirt , my jeans, my sneakers and socks & my "geeky" white briefs were are cut up on the floor. i look up to see that i was surrounded by the hairiest, most manly, most self-centered, most muscled guys on campus : The college football team. the football team was wearing gray tank tops & crimson basketball shorts. the football players were at least 6 feet 3 inches tall in height and is broad-shouldered and muscular in build .their faces have thick beards, .they took off their tank tops i saw they all have 6 pack abs , substantial pecs and arms They told me that each fall they capture a college freshman nerd they take him to the locker room & the jocks take that geek & they make that geek into one of their own. that this year i was that nerd & that soon i will be unrecognizable that my nerdy body will be going though the changes of having a nerds body into growing & becoming a jocks body. soon i will have a body of a jock. that the mouthguard in my mouth is not only collecting spit in my mouth in process of changing my high nerdy voice into a deep jock voice .they will let me keep my iq ill be the team linebacker & tutor. i will also tutor the cheerleaders& sorority girls who also will find me  the  object of sexual desire for most of the women on campus . i saw a gym bag in a corner with other pairs of boxers& jockstraps& clothes such as gym shorts, tank top, sweats, a box of  XXL Magnum condoms  and a table right in front of me on that table was a football uniform, The helmet, cleats, jersey, and gear .they shoe me the jersey with my last name. also on the table other items that will turn my nerds body into a jocks body items such as jock deodorant& shaving cream which change my hair less nerdy armpits into hairy jock armpits& will also cause my face to grow a thick brown beard. a protective cup which when the team put the protective cup under my jockstrap caused my dick to grow into a huge jock dick. i watch as they change my nerds body into a jock body with a genius iq. afterwards the team had practice then take my team picture with in my football uniform .after practice i changes my clothes into a gray tank tops & crimson basketball shorts same outfit as the other guys on the team for a party at a frat house at the frat house the guys on the team took off my tank top to show my jock body that i now have a 6 pack abs , substantial pecs and arms which lead the cheerleaders & sorority girls to bid on who i will lose my v card to now living my as a tall nerd jock hybrid with a genius iq who is a chem major . my jock build & broad-shouldered, alongside my wavy dark brown hair, perfectly puts me into the description of "tall, dark and handsome. As result of my good looks (and sometimes solely because of them), i am is often the object of sexual desire for most of the women on campus. the women on campus have been known to physically objectify me. i have also have model recruiters after me . i'm generally oblivious to my attractiveness

Bro, what else can I add… But I don't understand what you have with the cheerleaders and the chicks?

As far as I know, the smell of the quarterback's sweaty hair makes you horny and wild…

But anyway, the world needs more hot nerds. Have fun!

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

hey it’s me again. i’ve been looking into wireplay stuff on tumblr and im crazy about it. i’m objectum as hell and the idea of that kind of pleasure interests me greatly. anyway i remembered the robot tf2 characters (like mann vs machine i think it’s called) and i think they’d dig around in each other’s wires.

I often see ‘maintenance’ as a more intimate thing for robots rather than like, gory stuff bcs it’s not my thing but you can take it as such if you want. shrug.

also i once read a fic wherein one of the characters got sexual pleasure from the other messing around a little in his cybernetic arm. that would be a bit more like surgery i bet, because, yknow, the prosthetic would be like a part of one’s body. anyway engineer would probably be into that

ok bye ^_^

YESSSS YES! I don't allot a lot of mental energy to the MvM robots but I am constantly plagued by unstoppable sexual thoughts about Glados + all of my partners are into some kind of robotfuckery or cybernetics or etc so I most certainly understand. I think very direct "wireplay" is intimate BECAUSE it is surgical or at least borderline surgical, if not in a gorekink sort of way (which I know is like my main freak flag on here lmao) then at the very least in a "homoerotic wound tending" sort of way. I think it can feel more medical with androids - I recently watched a few episodes of Star Trek: TNG (see? I can be down with the nerds too) and the way Geordi performs maintenance on Data definitely tickled my medfet sensibilities. However with a very nonhuman robot character like Glados, it's more difficult to see it that way. I think she would consider anything involving her wires to be borderline surgical, but a human engaging in wireplay with her is less likely to think of it as such, because she's so physically nonhuman. I don't categorize my attraction to Glados as "objectum" - I do have desires I classify as objectum, I want to fuck cars, including multiple specific cars in pop culture, I would jerk off to a Rothko painting stone cold sober, I need bottom surgery so I can shred my dick to ribbons with piano wire - but Glados is, yknow, sentient. She's not human, but she is "a person" in her own way. I think climbing around in Glados's wiring would be like foreplay, heavy petting, perhaps even like sexual stimulation. Hell, even just walking in the Aperture facility is intimate for her. I really don't know where I'm going with this LMAO I'm sorry for turning ur tf2 ask into a Portal post but I am as they say "insane"

[mithridacy]

read We are Legion (We are Bob) on recommendation from my family. it is hard to explain how much i felt this book sucked on every possible level

this is a book about meeting ur clone and yet fundamentally it fails to ask any interesting question about that proposition. Like 'how would different experiences change u' (they are ~quantumly~ different at birth so ones the sad one and ones the homebody one from 1s after creation, no experience needed) (characters do not grow and change). or even 'would you fuck your clone'!!!

bob software is at a nerd convention which is how we know we like him (but he ISN'T SMELLY and he ISNT WEIRD LIKE COSPLAYERS). he signs up to get cryogenic'd, talks to his family in the worst dialog of all time. then gets hit by a truck

he wakes up in the 2100s oh nooo the USA is gone the religious fascists took over. but not EPIC DOCTOR iforgethisname who watches star trek. anyways dr epic is like "yeah buddy we bought ur brain scanned it and we wanna make u a slavedroid. u don't have personhood but we can still be fwiends right. im secretly an atheist so u know im cool". anyways he does the minihungergames which involves controlling robots and whoever uses them best gets to live yayy. he does it because he can code. isn't that cool. dear reader can u code?? doesn't that make u better than ur friends? <- author

It tries to do a The Martian where yk, science helps somebody do cool sci fi shit. but the author is a software engineer who cannot imagine a discipline that couldn't be solved by a better App so fundamentally all the "science" is "i wrote a simulation" or "i wrote swarm-robot code and the robots built x".

It's transhumanism without the trans and without the humanism. this is a "humanist" tract that is fundamentally calvanist in its beliefs about the human capacity to change and grow. Brazilians are treated as a sinful inferior race with no possibility of redemption im not even fuckin kidding. the book sucks its dick off about pacifism and then says but maybe a racial cleansing of the rabid Brazilian is in order....

there is no sense of structure of climax. the last chapter arrives without fanfare being exactly as dull as all the other. was genuinely surprised when it was over

for an ostensibly hard sci fi book that is constantly fellatiating itself and the reader for how scientific they are, the space combat scenes demonstrate a shockingly nonexistent grasp of things like 'momentum'. in one chapter our heros are doing a strafing run at 0.2c. A conventional missile accelerates from a standstill to be right on their trails, at which point the heros do dogfighting shit in space, buzz the tower several times. then the book goes right back to sucking itself off by talking about how long it'd take to decelerate to orbital velocity

(response to unrecommend a book ask game)

sdjkfsjdf yeah this sounds like a very frustrating read, and the brazil part absolutely bizarre and gross ??. wrt to the "hard scifi" part, does it at least do anything interesting w the software stuff that the author does know? i mean it seems like no given the Apps.