#im a little thirsty its ok tho

[callmedorkbecausethatsmyname]

duality of man

[callmedorkbecausethatsmyname]

hes such a cutie

What was considered peak masculinity back in the 2000s is now considered as little meow meow energy in 2024

This clearly shows how far we've progressed and become even more improved versions of ourselves.

As for this godly man, he's still as fiery and yet so sweet even two decades later, if not more, as he was all those years ago.

[kirammanswoman]

—and they were roommates (filler episode)

hockey!vi hockey!ellie hockey!ellie x figureskater!reader

mini smau: their instas ;)

synopsis: author’s brainrot is getting worse so she made their instagrams THE FIRST DRAFT DIDNG FUCKJG SAVE IM GONNA END IT ALL

warnings: author needs to stop AND GO TO SLEEP. ts post is a filler post bc part 3 WILL take a little longer. forgive me.

a/n: guys im gonna write part 3 i promise pls dont bully me bc it might take a while :(( but heres their instas bc unfortunately my overactive imagination cannot shake them out of my head

instagram minimalist, barely posts and barely makes stories

she follows hellaaaa dog pages shes SO FUCKINH CUTE I SWEAR one time before practice, she was rotting in the locker room bc she went into a rabbit hole of ts insta famous golden retriever named ginger and followed the page

when the page followed her back, she squealed. she’s js a girl afterall🎀

her neurosurgeon dad has her @ in his insta bio bc he’s so proud that his daughter is THE hockey caption of the Jackson Bears (she’s never beating the daddy’s girl allegations from els and vi)

she thinks the #needthat is so fucking dumb (els n vi tried to explain that it was supposed to be funny, she said “thats the stupidest fucking thing in the world”)

when u commented that on her post tho, she had to put her phone down. she had to give herself a second. she wished it wasnt a joke now LMAFO (pls #needher fr)

never responds to dms, ONLY TO U tho. her notifications are only on FOR YOU😭

idk this song gives abby IDK OK SHES JS A SOFTIE

sigh

even longer sigh

#6 on the field #1 in ur heart lookin ass mf

she’s a BOP but she’s my bop so its ok

she is so active on insta notes, SHE SO CUTE I SWEAR her little brain js likes to see her thoughts on the little thought bubble on her pfp its so endearing

her comments are so SO thirsty, its unbelievable. before, she used to get such a big ego boost n get all cocky, but she grew out of them

up until u came into her life, that is, and now she PINS all ur comments on each one of her posts. every. single. one.

shamelessly thirst traps on her story, els and abs swipe up saying shit like “ugly🙏” or “omfg u look so ugly🤤🤤stay fifteen feet away from me forever 💦💦”

lyrics js. lyrics. shes so brent faiyaz coded idgaf

ugh my precious bb

she follows helllaaaaa art archive pages man like she’s so cute

she posts her sketches on her stories a lot, n ppl start to notice a common theme of her always sketching a girls face (its u)

ppl start to notice and when asked tho it is, ellie goes “js a girl i saw in my dreams :)” BOOO TOMATO TOMATO CHEESY (you had butterflies for a week)

mean asf on insta comments. will not hesitate to get someone banned for cyberbullying. she dont play w that shit

…D1 stalker…found out jesse was ur brother thru a post dina posted 2 yrs ago w u tagged in it and then ur brother tagged in the next pic…she’s NOSY😭

LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HER N TELL ME SHE ISNT A CAS FAN I WILL SHAVE YOUR HAIR OFF IF U DO.

a/n: I AM FEEDING U GUYS 2NITE ENJOY THESE CRUMBS WHILE I WORK ON PART 3

[shotokimchi]

When Their S/O Is a Seggs God

MINORS DNI

How would they react if their cute lover was like a succubus in bed LMAO Going through some hard stuff so wanted to drop this here to laugh a little JSDFHSDK-

A/N:Sorry for being inactive y'all i swear I'm not ignoring the requests, just preparing for an important exam this year, but I'll be back around Julyyyy

Little side note: Characters are aged up so don't come at me smh

part2 w/Dabi and Midoriya

Bakugo

So we all know that this man doesn't sleep around randomly. My guy dates the "one" for him he's planning to marry you so if you aren't planning about settling down...

Too bad for you missy (Lemme see your ring finger bitch you gonna get wifed up💍)

After taking you out to meet his parents, this chili oil literally falls in love with you (i mean he already did but when he saw how you treated his momma and papa- boy was CHOKING ON HIS HEART❤️) so he decides to take your relationship to the next level.

Needs and excuse to leave early so literally tells his parents that he has a bad case of diarrhea ( Do ya'll know that video LMAO) and drags you out to his car

Lemme tell you he ran over at least 5 red lights just to have sex with you-

And you are just confused about why he's suddenly acting like a rabid dog i mean he's always acting like one but this time-

"Suki, why is your mouth foaming?"

On the way to your apartment, you had an inner conflict about actually taking him to a vet, you aint planning on telling him that tho.

After finally throwing you onto the shared bed like a sack of flour mf flies for a second in the air like a bloodthirsty mosquito- (the only difference is he's thirsty for the ✨All-mighty pussy juice✨)

Dw tho man asks for your consent because he loves you a lot and doesn't want your first time to be scary and all-

Wait did i say first time?

YES MF THINKS YOU'RE A VIRGIN- but guess what he's about to find out...

Before he can start kissing you, you push him onto his back and rip off his pants and leave a small peck on his lips before riding him like you are in a horse race- Good news gurl you are about to win, no one can compare

Poor man is speechless bc you are literally singing on his dick like you are the headliner in a choir...

And while you are singing you are rhythmically bouncing too LMAO

IM👏GONNA👏PUMP👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏DROP👏OUT👏OF👏YOU

He aint scared no he just swallowed his tongue by accident- cuz you know...

HIS GIRL IS LITERALLY DOING THE DUCK WALK ON HIS DICK (🦆🦆🦆)

WALK THAT FUCKING DUCK Y/N QUACK QUACK QUACK

He decides to grab your hips to slow you down a little bc you are causing an earthquake with a magnitude of 6.9

but instead of slowing you down now you are making him jump on the bed with you too LMAOAOAOAOAO- imagine someone breaking in and seeing two floating figures on the bed

He's like "SLOW DOWN Y/N-"

But nuh uh you are too caught up in your own horny world so you continue to milk him (Fr tho calm down queen aren't those legs tired?🦵)

After cumming for the 5th time he tapped out LMAO-

You gave him a concussion bc of making him bounce for too long KSJFHJSDKFGSDKJHSD- POOR KATSUKI

He was laying there, unconscious with drool dripping down his mouth and it took you three full minutes to realise that he passed out (OMG I'm gone-)

Fly high Katsuki Bakugo 🕊️🕊️

Dw tho you made sure to pamper him the morning after, bringing him a breakfast tray filled with pancakes and a cup of coffee. A cute innocent smile plastered on your face

"Morning, baby!"

Needless to say, he was shocked ( pretty sure he thinks it was the hottest night ever but doesn't wanna hurt his own pride by telling you that)

"WHAT HAPPENED-"

Todoroki

BAHAHAHA OMG OK LISTEN-

So both of you are lovebirds obv because Todoroki would be the most caring boyfriend ever (i'll fight you about this one 🥊🥊🥊) so its impossible not to be in love with him

So pretty baby thinks it's going to be all about kisses, vanilla, sweet loving, him showing how much he cares about you etc.

AND HE IS A VIRGIN

Todoroki being a virgin is such a turn on he trusts you enough to give his first time to you (aw❤️🤍)

...but you didnt know that he was a virgin

I mean come on look at him how can he be a virgin while looking THAT PRETTY

So one time, while you guys were chilling on the couch watching Titanic and snacking on some strawberries together he decides to make the first move and gently holds your hand while whispering sweet things to your ear and then you hear the magical word (open sesame zimzalabim this coochie 🔮)

"Y/n, I wanna do it."

BIG MISTAKE SHOTO VERY BIG- So being the horny queen you are the wicked horny grin makes its way to your lips and baby is concerned Before he can say anything you immediately grab a strawberry and stuff it into his mouth and quickly try to get him off of his sweatpants

Then you work your magic on him by giving him the best and first head of his life ✨ and trust me he is enjoying it very much

Mmmm yes that famous glock glock 60000 GOBBLE UP BABES don't let em Santa Claus looking pubic hair get into your nose tho🎅

Pretty moans were filling the living room while his fingers lock with yours

But the baby was too lost in his own pleasure so he accidentally bit the strawberry and took it out of his mouth

But you noticed so you grabbed a new one and harshly shoved it into his mouth

"Dont. swallow. the. strawberry."

Babies eyes went wide

YOU SCARED HIM

AND IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME TOO

he %100 looked like this-

So now he was drowning in his own pool of saliva trying not to bite into the strawberry while his eyes were rolling at the back of his head (bc of your amazing tongue skills)

Spot the difference between your mouth and a vacuum cleaner

NONE

When i tell you, you were sucking him DRY

like the next Todoroki generation got to the point of extinction

at this point he was trying to pry you off of his dick bc the overstimulation was TOO much lolol

Poor baby accidentally covered the couch with small burns

when you lifted your head to check up on him you were met with a sobbing Shoto

BOY WAS GASPING

Literally thought of bringing him an oxygen tank but decided against it bc he calmed down after receiving your loving kisses You layed his head on your chest while combing through his locks with your fingers, you made sure to give him a great aftercare

"Are first times are this rough?"

You choked on Casper the ghosts dick

"WHAT-" Literally mourned for two hours bc of treating him so roughly LMAO

A/N: I'm done- sorry for the typos if i have any, i was too lazy to edit :p

[sm-baby]

would u do a little tbh whose eating a meal/snack. i love these so much & im gen willing to pay

Theres already a hungry or thirsty-based one! for EATINg tho, let me know and I'll get it for chu uwu

I wouldn't mind 5 dollars tho 👉👈

[lunarifie]

Rewatching Ninjago

(With no context other than the episode)

Sons of Garmadon episode 5-6

FIGHT SCENE FIGHT SCENE

Mr E: (Cracks his neck)

Zane: Are you the quiet one??? ARE YOU THE QUIET ONE

Omg I forgot Zane used a bow and arrow for a while.

I love his fighting style, and weapons.

I like how we only see Zane fight seriously when its with other nindroids and powerful villains.

Because, you know, hes made out of titanium.

This scenes so cool. No joke, just Zane and this guy fist fighting it out as Zane screams for answers.

It just feels so real

Zane (sparking and injured): You dont have to do this….

Mr E: (kicks him off the cliff)

WHAT

NO.

the way Zane was so quiet, so pleading and understanding

I hate this

I remember seeing a post that says the animators were allowed to put more injuries on Zane since hes a robot and there wouldnt be as much gore.

Which is so true, because theres a huge gash on Zanes face and the only thing thats showing is wires.

Like imagine that sort of injury on the other ninja. Blood would be flowing.

DID ZANE JUST DIE!?!!?!?

HE LIKE, POWERED DOWN, HIS EYES WENT DULL.

I hated that so much he looked like he really died.

Stop. What is Mr. E putting in Zanes chest. Istg if thats a tracker im going to shit myself.

STOOOP. 😭😭😭 THE CAMERA PANNING OUT FROM ZANES BODY TO SHOW IT ALL CUT UP AND SCUFFED.

Even the intro music changed…

God, all of them finding Zane like that. They sound so scared.

THEY HAVE A GURNEY FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS?!?!?!? HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPENED????

The transition from the bright spotlight to the doctor/mechanic lights was so good

Jesus christ Zanes in actual bad shape. Like actually. This is what would happen if one of the other ninja got hurt this bad. Zanes in a coma and its up to him to get better and wake up.

This is scary I dont like this 😭

It makes you think. That whole fight and falling off a cliff probably hurt a LOT

Wait so theyre LEAVING ninjago city? As in abandoning everything? I mean, thats the right move, but thats just crazy to me. Its been so long since theyve been outside of ninjago.

Baby Wu: WAAAAAAA

Jay: Maybe hes thirsty! Give him some milk!

Cole (handing Wu to Kai): I tried that! He doesnt like milk!

Jay: WHAT ELSE DO BABIES DRINK?!?!?

Kai (handing baby Wu to Jay): Dont ask me! Ask him!

Cole: HES A BABY. HE HASNT LEARNED HOW TO TALK YET.

Jay (handing Wu to Cole): Oh! maybe he needs a diaper change!!!

Cole (holding Wu as if he has a disease): ohmygosh, DO WE EVEN HAVE DIAPERS?!?!?

Lloyd: We’re NINJA, WE DONT NEED DIAPERS.

Jay: What if we used one of our hoods!

Kai: NOT MY HOOD!!!

HFDJFFJJDNNGNDGNLMAOOO

i love them all sm

Theyre all idiots

THEYRE TRYING TO DRAW STRAWS 😭😭😭

I love how Harumi is the one calming baby Wu down with a lullaby. Now we know she probably did this so if she ever needed to steal Wu he’d be comfortable going with her.

The fact that Harumi and Lloyd are comforting each other on their parents makes me so sad

She obviously asked him just so she could know more about Garmadon.

UHHH DID HARUMI JUST GO FOR A KISS??????

Lloyd: Uh! I um, better go see, uh. I have to go. That way.

AWWWW HES SO AWKWARD 😭 LOOK AT HIS LITTLE AWKWARD WALK.

Ok I get that Lloyd fell first, (which I like to pretend never happened) but if Harumis whole thing is becoming Garmadons daughter. Why is she making moves ON HIS SON. like thats so weird 😭

I get it tho, shes probably trying to gain his trust, and if they were involved, that realization would probably hurt a lot more.

Cole (watching over baby wu): awwww

Baby Wu: Wa… wa… WAAAAAA

Cole: no no no please dont cry!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. haha! Look at me! Hey! Lala! See, im not crying!

Baby Wu: WAAAA

Cole: Ughhhh FINE. but this is between you and me. 😒

Cole: shine little glow worm glimmer glimmer. Dont get dimmer dimmer

AWWWWW cole is so cute with kids

My favs for this season are definitely him and Lloyd.

THE BLANKY.

Pls tell me it has Wus name on it and thats why Cole gasped

Jay: Woaah… look at that storm!

Nya (navigating the ship): You know, there was an ancient tribe in ninjago that worshipped a storm spirit called Wohira.

Yayayayay Nya and Jay time :)

I love them sm and small moments with them are so cute

Look at Jay listen to his girlfriend infodump 🥺

Nya: They believed Wohira protected them.

Jay: Wohira? Haha thats silly.

(Storm crackles and shakes the ship)

Jay: AAA NOT SO SILLY ANYMORE

Just googled what who wohira is and apparently its woJira.

“Wojira (also known as the Sleeper in the Deep, the Great Serpent, or the Mighty Serpent of the Wave and the Storm) was a storm spirit in the form of a giant sea serpent. Before time had a name, she used the Amulets of Wojira to rule the seas of Ninjago.”

Huh, I hope Wojira comes up in the show she seems so cool

Ok so the ninja are all gathered up, and they learned that a trap was set from an audio recording Zane took. Ofc that trap is the thing Mr. E placed in Zanes body. But they think they can track the quiet one with the recording.

Its so funny to think that rn Harumi is probably shitting herself. She looks so scared 😭

Pixal: We need to go under the storm, its interfering with my signal and i cant trace the recording

Harumi: UM! wont we be spotted if we go under the storm 😀 we’ll be seen by the sons of garmadon!

Lloyd: Harumis right.

GODDAMMIT

Jay: So where do we go?

Cole (barges in holding a map): HERE! it was with the baby the whole time!

Ohhhh so the blankey was a maaaap

Kai: I dont get it? Why was the baby wrapped in a map?

Cole: I dont know, maybe they didnt have any diapers either.

Harumi (sick of their bullshit): THIS, part here looks like it can be the central part of ninjago 😀

Which in harumi translation is: hurry the FUCK up and stop MESSING AROUND so we can find the MASK.

Jay(trying to stab his meatball): Haha! Come here you little sucker!

Jay: (stabs kai)

Everyone:

Cole: (covers baby Wus eyes)

Jay: I… am so sorry….

Kai: Dont. Just dont.

Uhhhhh zane?

Holy shit holy shit holy shit

What THE FUCK is that

IS THAT THE TRAP SET BY MR E?!?!?!?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING TRACKER NOT A MECHANIC SPIDER WTFFFF

It looks so creepy i hate it

It reminds me of coralines other-mothers hand.

The way it walks against the floor ughhh

i hate it so much

Nya: What are you feeding him?

Cole(feeding baby wu): tea!

Nya: WHAT?!? you cant feed a baby tea!?!?

Cole: He wont drink anything else!

Ooooo the lights went out….

Awww the way they abandoned everything to see if Zane was okay 🥺

Lmaoo Harumi going back for the map

God this is actually so scary, the background music was perfectly picked for this scene.

Pixal sounds so scared and frantic :(

Wait so they lost control of the WHOLE ship?!?!?

Cole: Samurai X is on their way? They must be here to help!

Wait so Pixal transferred herself to samurai x already?

Pixal: Im afraid that is unlikely…

Wait what

Pixal: Because my system is overrun…

Kai: Youre making no sense Pix.

Pixal: Now… would be a good time to make a minor confession.

Pixal: I am Samurai x…

Ohhh so shes overrun. so someones controlling her body!?!?!?

Everyone:

Cole: Are you serious???

Nya: How is that possible?!?!

Jay: Totally called it!

Cole: You did NOT

Jay: Did too!

(explodes the fucking air thruster)

Istg if they destroy the destinys bounty AGAIN-

Awwww Cole cares sm about the baby 🥺

Jay redirecting literal solid lightning is crazy to me

AND KAI MAKING A FIREBALL TO LIGHT THE SKY?!?!?

Lloyd: Harumi! Take this! (Hands her a sword)

Harumi: But I don’t know how to fight 🥺

Omfg

I hate that Nya is the one stuck looking for that disgusting ass metal spider

UGHHH I HATE THE SQUEAKING AND SQUERLCHING NOISES IT MAKES

NOT THE SPIDER CLIMBING ON ZANE

STOP DID IT JUST JUMP AT HER?!?!?

okay but who is controlling Samurai x specifically. Is it Mr E?

Im gonna be forever confused by the small things Harumi does, like saving Lloyd when he could have easily died and no one would suspect anything.

Aaaa so she was ‘kidnapped’ by Samurai x.

STOP NOT LLOYD JUMPING AFTER HER IN THE STORM.

LLOYD PLS

Jay: He did not just?!?

Kai: He just did!!!

Hfjdntdjnsn

Lloyd: Pixal stop this!

Samurai x: There is no pixal, only the quiet one.

Okay thats actually so smart though. With Harumi right there too.

Lloyd: (stabs the suit)

Samurai x: (ejects from the suit landing on the ship.)

Lloyd: I did not think this through…

NCJDNGJDJT

Harumi: We’re gonna…

Lloyd: Were not gonna die! You hear me?!?!

Harumi: The map! Maybe we can use it as a parachute!

Lloyd: WHAT IS THIS?!?!? A CARTOON?!?!?

LMAOOONFISNGJDNDNS

Lloyd (puts harumi in the samurai x suit): the suit should break your fall!

Harumi: What about you?!?!?

Lloyd: sorry only room for one…

Harumi: NO I NEED YOU!!!

This scene would have been so dramatic and touching if Harumi wasnt who she was 😭

Also the ‘I NEED YOU’ makes me wonder if Lloyds a part of her plan. Like she actually needs him for everything to work.

Lloyd: And I need that map.

HE ACTUALLY USED IT AS A PARACHUTE

Harumi was probably so pissed at that moment as she crashed in the suit and Lloyd swung down.

Nya (getting strangled by a spider): AAAAAAA

(A spear stabs the spider with perfect aim)

Zane: what in the name of ninjago is happening around here???

ZANE❤️

We missed you 🥺

Pixals back!!!!

Samurai x: (throws sword at the last air thruster)

Pixal: (Back online.)

Pixal as samurai x: (watches as her body throws the sword into the air thruster just a little too late)

God that must suck for her. To imagine your seconds late to having saved them all.

Everyone: (holding onto the ship as it goes down)

Jay: She got the last thruster!

Kai: Any ideas!?

Zane: Not one!

Kai: Yeah me neither…

Jay: PRAY TO WOJIRA!

Nya: That is NOT helpful!

HFJDJFNF I love them all

Zane: Maybe we can create enough drag with the sails!

Kai: WHAT SAILS!!?!?

(Their sails completely destroyed)

Zane: 😶

Wait wait wait okay Jay might be onto something

Jay: The rain! It could slow our fall!

YES NYA YES USE YOUR AWESOME FUCKING POWERS!!!

JUST LIKE THE VERY FIRST TIME, SHE WAS TAUGHT TO CHANGE THE WATER FLOW TO RUN UP

I LOVE THIS SHOW SM

this is actually so cool

Like the way the rain is going under and hitting the bottom of the ship.

Nyas such a girlboss

WAIT BABY WU

Good job Cole, like honestly. If he hadn’t gone straight for the baby. Wu would probably be dead, A baby would not have survived that impact.

Awwww Jay helping Nya up.

The forest they landed in is actually gorgeous

Pixal: Zane?

AAAAAAA

THEIR REUNION

Pixal: I needed to keep my identity a secret, to protect the ones I care about…

Zane: You dont need to lie to me, you didnt like being stuck in my head :)

Pixal: that too. ☺️

AWWWWWWW he knows her so well 🥹

Kai: Wheres Lloyd and Harumi?

Oh god theyre alone.

AND NOW THEYRE RUNNING FROM A DINOSAUR????

Omfg and to think its that stupid ‘extinct’ one that was in the episode that had Lloyd magically age up

Pixal and Zane are genuinely so cute

awwwww Cole with baby Wu :)

Cole: What do you think the babies name is?You think he’s a Cole jr?

Ik ppl say that the show writers kinda just threw Jays inventing quirk away which makes me rlly sad but its nice to see that they sometimes show him fixing stuff, like the crashed bounty.

The dinosaur: RAAAAAAH

Cole: …what do you think that was…?

Kai: Probably just some cute little critter?

Jay: Or a big critter… A great big vicious critter with lots of teeth and claws and pinchers—

Cole: You cant tell all of that from how it sounds 🙄

WAIT THE THRUSTERS WORKING?!?!?

nvm lol

Jfjebfjdnf wish I could screenshot on netflix, Jays covered in soot and id love to draw him

AWWW ZANES GIGGLES SO CUTE

Jay: IVE HAD IT. FIRST WE CRASH LAND IN WHO KNOWS WHERE AND NOW ARE SURROUNDED BY WHO KNOWS WHAT

Cole: Look on the bright side! Cole jrs okay! so you can change his diaper.

Jay: ha. Ha. Ha, hilarious.

GOD NYAS SO COOL

She looks awesome in her samurai x mech

Pixal: My suit! I mean— your suit.

Nya: Its okay Pixal, its yours now :)

AWWW I LOVE THEM

lloyds actually super smart to put a note on the mech

Aaand the sons of garmadon are coming

Keep forgetting the place theyre in is Primevals eye.

Harumi: I didnt imagine myself here.. But, Ive always dreamed of being with you 🥺

That was cringy as shit thats when you know shes overdoing it 💀

oooo now theyre on their way to Stranglers Path

Lloyd: Naaah, the name doesnt mean anything. Just some bored map maker— (Gets fucking snatched)

HOLY SHIT IS THE TREE GONNA EAT HIM?!?!?!!?

Omfg I hate that Harumis sword throw was actually so cool

Also why does she keep saving him when its most convenient to just let him die?

Like, she had the map, she had the sword, she couldve continued on.

Im assuming the “i need you” scream she did when they were falling to their deaths has smth to do with her plan.

Lloyds voice actor is actually really good

Lloyd: How did you learn to throw a sword like that?!?!

Harumi trying to cover her ass: I- I dont know! I just saw you in trouble and I… I guess it was luck

Lloyd: LUCK?!?!? That wasnt just LUCK! That was—

Harumi: (kisses him on the cheek)

SHE ACTUALLY KISSES HIM

I THOUGHT THERE WERE ONLY ROMANTIC IMPLICATIONS NOT AN ACTUAL KISS

im gonna kms

Zane and Pixal working together inside the bounty is so cute

Maybe I shouldnt kms

Zane: Is it working?

Pixal: No.

Zane: How about now?

Pixal: NO.

Zane:…

Zane: I detect frustration from you, yet that emotion is not needed for this task? Is something wrong?

Pixal: No…

Pixal:…

Pixal: Yes.

I love how Zane acts all calculating and ‘different’ than an ‘average’ human, which ppl would usually chart it up to him being a robot.

But then we have Pixal, a whole nother example and she acts just like everyone else 😭

I love how thats just how Zane is

AWWW I FORGOT PIXAL HAS HALF OF ZANES HEART/LIFE SOURCE

Pixal: Was i more useful in the computer…?

Pixal: I like having a body, but if I was more useful in the computer…

Zane: The choice was always yours pixal. And I for one, like seeing you like this.

AWWWWWWWWW

i love robot love

The way they just went back to working 🥺

The levitation oni mask is genuinely awesome. And the way it looks like it has no drawbacks. Amazing.

I dislike the ninja talking about Lloyd having the hots for the princess VERY much

Cole: Pliers.

Kai: Pliers?

Jay: I dont have the pliers! (Someone hands it to him) oh, why thank you!

Baby Wu: (walking with two legs)

Jay:

Jay: hehe, COLE. I thought you put the baby down for a nap.

Cole: you mean little Cole jr? Yeah i did, but he was a little restless.

Jay: Uh huh yeah. Then why is little Cole jr standing in front of me and PASSING ME THE PLIERS.

LMAOOOO

the way they all ran

Cole: Im no expert… but do babies do that?

Kai: No. No they do not. And they also dont know what pliers are.

I keep forgetting that Kai like, RAISED Nya, so he definitely knows all this stuff.

Baby wu: (grabs a hot cup of tea and blows it)

Kai: And they DEFINITELY dont do that.

HFNDKFNDJDNFNR

Jay: Okay! Now ive seen it all! Now i REALLY quit!!!

Baby wu: aaaa. Ninja neva quit.

Everyone:

HFNDNGNDJNFT I KNEW IT WAS THIS EPISODE THE MINUTE HE GOT TWO LEGS

Harumi: AAAA (screaming at the sons of garmadon insignia)

Shes such a good actor i hate her 😭

Ohhh i forgot Lloyd and Harumi find a boat and like ride it or smth

Harumis giggle is so cute ☹️

I think Harumis trying to recruit Lloyd, which is why shes saving him and manipulating him. If she plans on keeping him long-term thats the only reason I can think of.

Harumi: Garmadon wasnt the greatest villain…

Lloyd: Oh, no? You probably grew up thinking it was Morro, or the devourer. Wait, don’t tell me. Pythor!

Harumis probably thinking ‘this bitch’

Harumi: no. Its the one you never even knew was there in the first place. The one who gets away.

Lloyd: The quiet one…

Okay this scenes actually really creepy when you know

I love how skeptical Nya is until Wu says his catchphrases

Nya: But how did he get so… Young?

Jay: Haha! Who knows! Hes a living fortune cookie. Everything he does is a puzzle MEANT TO TORTURE US.

Jays got his facts straight

Ohhh okay so it was the reversal blade that made Wu young, got it.

I love how the animation makes this feel like a new show but they always tie things back together.

Jay: But when is he going back to good old Wu?

Jay to the baby: No offense, you look good for your age.

hes so funny

Ughhh the sons of garmadon

Why am I pretending I dont like them I actually genuinely like their characters 😭

HELL YEAH! THE BOUNTYS FIXED

Cole: Let us take care of this wu, you looked after us, let us look after you.

I mean honestly, Wu didnt do much ‘taking care’ of you guys

I love when the ninja bicker in fight scenes

Okay but Lloyd is genuinely smart, the way he noticed there were no rocks and had Harumi stop the boat.

I hate that Harumis so cute, i hate that she has a nice singing voice, i hate that shes such a girlboss gaslighter

And i hate that theres a giant fucking dinosaur fish in the river 💀

ITS A FUCKING CRAB WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

Theyre gonna be pulled to a waterfall by the current

Knew it.

Nya: Look! The signal to search for the quiet one is working! But thats weird, it says it originated from the bounty…

Kai: but thats impossible…

Zane: The only ones on the ship were us, Pixal, and…

Everyone:

Nya: Harumis the quiet one.

THATS HOW THATS REVEALED,!?!?!?

OKAY BUT THATS ACTUALLY SO GOOD. THEY DEMOLISHED THE ‘VILLAIN REVEALS THEMSELVES’ TROPE AND ALLOWS THE HEROES TO USE THEIR INTELLIGENCE. STILL LEAVING STUFF AT STAKE WITH ANOTHER CHARACTER STILL UNAWARE

Zane: We must warn Lloyd!

Ultra Violet: I wouldnt do that if I were you…

OMFG.

Love the ninja protecting their friends. Cole was holding baby wu and Jay jumped in to save them 🥺

I love crowd fight scenes. Just the heroes having to fight off groups of henchmen

Aaaand they lost.

And Lloyds with Harumi.

This is so great.

They made it to the temple with the mask 😐

OKAY NOOOOW THEY SHOW HARUMIS EVIL MISCHIEVOUS FACE

[variety-toaster]

give me "vampire with several mortal friends who know about their condition and help them through it"

Vampire: "Bro im kinda thirsty can i get a lil sip?"

Friend 1: "yeah man, have at it."

Vampire: *bites*

Friend 2: "you just LET him drink your blood?"

Friend 1:"Yeah its like donating but-"

Friend 2: "that doesn't feel sexual to you at all? the neck biting thing?"

Friend 1: "lol maybe a lil bit but you gotta help your homies. And if my homie needs blood, im his capri-sun, you know?"

Vampire, finally finished: "ahh, sweeeet blood my dude, but like whats with the aftertaste?"

Friend 1: "oh yeah haha I downed a can of monster earlier"

Friend 2, blushing and adjusting their collar: "You...uh...still thirsty?"

Vampire, wiping their mouth on their sleeve: "lol nah I'm good, thanks bro. I appreciate you, tho."

Friend 1: "Yeah, don't make it weird, dude. It's a *little* bit gay but it *has* made me reevaluate."

Vampire: "it did??"

Friend 1, caressing vamp's face: "Yeah, bro... it kinda did..."

Friend 2: "ok so im NOT wrong"

Friend 1: "no no its *different.* This is still just me helping a homie. The gay stuff is only slightly related but even if it wasn't I'd still help my bro."

Vamp: "Yeah, bleh bleh bleh, we bros, you know?"

Honestly, I love the idea of a vampire who only drinks blood taken from blood banks and hospitals, because it so beautifully encompasses someone who's more concerned with the vibes of something than the actual impact of it.

Drinking from someone on the street, barring some other condition they may have, isn't likely to kill them unless you gorge yourself. Taking blood packs? There's always a shortage of blood, and having even less of it runs the very real risk of getting someone killed in a way that is wholly out of your control once you've sipped on that blood. Someone you can't assure the innocence or guilt of, if you're the type of person who cares about that.

Despite that, in popular stuff, I often see discussions of drinking from a blood bank being somehow better or preferable, and yeah. No. The only thing it does is make you feel better while doing more harm, because of that degree of removal. You're effectively drinking blood from someone on the cusp of hypovolemic shock, but since it's not straight from the tap, some people seem to think it's better.

[lettuce-seize-the-day]

yeah idk whats wrong w me lately :/

[thesassytei]

tei mor elike. t. t(rash)ei

[frieschan]

adult trio w/ half non-human s/o!

character/s featured: h. morow, c. lucilfer, i. zoldyck x f! reader (in order)

unrequested | headcanons//fluff-smut(ish)

TW: MINORS DNI!!!

AN: made this cause i was bored :D (i was in class bro 💀)

NOT BETA-READ 🐖|| NONE OF THE IMAGES BELONG TO ME

Hisoka Morow w/ a bunny girl (*￣3￣)╭

infinite teasing

he didn't have shame when he grabbed one of your ears

he always calls you "bunny girl" and even bought you the playboy fit

ngl you being in a bunny outfit while him in his usual is GOALS

showing you off like crazy

like we get it your girlfriend is a bunny 😶😶

with you being part rabbit, you had naturally strong legs yeah he made you suffocate him with your thighs

whenever he saw you fight with your legs, he started acting up n shiii

was trying his best not to move around too much while watching but DAMN

the way you just nonchalantly jumped up high and slammed the enemy into the ground with your toned legs?? watch out mirko (jk ily mommy)

was all too much for the clown

right after the battle had ended

hisoka was ALL OVER YOU.

ok but imagine hisoka pulling on your ears while youre SUCKIN HIM AWF

he kinda loves the fact that you look so innocent with the bunny ears but youre literally his cock sleeve that he loves

he got you multiple styles of a playboy bunny outfit

got him having a thing for thighs

lowkey wants you to step on him and ride him with your thick thighs

dom bunny reader? maybe.

"my little bunny, you were teasing me with that strength you showed in that battle, weren't you?" Hisoka smirked while placing you on the counter top and licking his lips, staring into your orbs.

Raising an eyebrow at the man in front of you, you crossed your arms and legs and stared intently into those golds of his. "what are you accusing me of?"

"those lips of yours are lying, bunny." he pointed out while putting his thumb on your chin, forcing you to stare at his golden irises. "Maybe I need to teach you how to not spit out lies to someone like me."

Chrollo Lucilfer w/ a female succubus (^^ゞ

no one can tell me otherwise that he wouldn't be interested in satanism or sum

He heard about succubuses but never really learned about them till he met you

suddenly his books are about succubuses

legit thought they didn't exist tho </3

but now he has you so uhm

he loves touching your horns! especially when you're sucking him off

he thinks your abilities as a succubus are really interesting!

he won't treat you any differently if he had a human s/o though

he likes it whenever you fly beside him, makes it easier for him to check on you when the both of you are out

so yk how he sits on that one rock at the top

yeah he has you on one of his legs and you two look like the best evil power couple

istg it looks like youre the succubus that made him a priest gone wrong 😭😭

but like he loves it

its like you tempted him into sinning and he doesnt regret it

k time for nsfw fo0r the thirsty hoes LMAO IM JKING

MIRROR SEX.

he wants to see your face contort into a lewd look while he ruins you and your horns top it off

whenever he bends you over, he makes sure to pull on your wings while ramming into you

so romantic

he feels like hes sinning when he goes down on you and he lives for it

if he feels like being slow and sensual, he'll rub your wings very slowly and gently

either way, youre gonna end up as a panting mess <3 no escaping it

The only thing that was audible in the bedroom was the skin slapping and your little mewls. You were panting and overstimulated from Chrollo's cock ramming into you for hours.

Your legs were shaking and dripping with your juices—your arms gripping the sheets below you as some sort of reliever from all the pleasure. It felt like you were going to go crazy from the overstimulation and overwhelming pleasure.

Just as your arms were about to give out, you could feel Chrollo tugging on your wings, earning a loud whine from you.

The moment that he heard your reaction, the intended time would be extended a bit.

Illumi Zoldyck w/ a neko girl (ง •_•)ง

with Silva's eyes I really think that the Zoldyck family members are into cats 🙂

so when Illumi met you he was originally just going to not care.. 💔

till he saw your neko features

listen

he kinda acted up : )

but then he thought you were weak so ig no chance

but tHEEEN HE SAW YOUR FIGHT

(im so sorry for the buts)

k so hes hooked

when u guys started dating you liked to lay on his lap while he scratched the back of your ears

he kinda does treat you like a house cat

HE ACCIDENTALY BABIES YOU.

and also his family loves your cat features and you in general

killua alluka and kalluto cling to you whenever they can

milluki almost got sentenced to death by illumi when he tried to get you to cosplay one of his fav chars tho </3

illumi kinda got a bit possessive after that

aka giving you a collar with his name on it

he kinda gets off to you being so vulnerable towards him when hes on top

your tail curlin n shiiii

yeah you got rammed

You felt so naked and vulnerable to the man in front of you. Your collar signifying that you were his property and only his. He was your master and your beloved.

He slowly got on top of you, curling your tail around his leg. You were excited but nervous with what he had in store—your thoughts being cut off by him smashing his lips into yours, forcing his tongue into your mouth.

You couldn't help but mewl at how rough he was being. You couldn't help but fantasize on what was going to happen.

copyright © 2021 | frieschan

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[jedidiahjartin]

Inition makes terezi loco

She wants to guess the secrets that she can't taste in my photo

Dyin just to know the flavors I aint doing her no favors

No reasons why I tease em flush just comes and goes like seasons¹

I'm karkalicious (so delicious)

I don't do kismesis

And if you read any fanfics all that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah)

Don't matter if we're just moirails², trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail (I know what this means in troll lore btw) (4 3 2 fuck you)

So delicious (super sweet)

So delicious (fuckin adorabloodthirsty)

So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)

So delicious (la lalalalike candy candy)

Karkalicious def- karkalicious def- goddammit doc scratch stop fuckin around with my mic-

Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy

Nepetas's always squealing cutesie pet names like "karkitty"

IM THE K TO THE A R K THE A THE T AND THE MAJORITY OF PAIRINGS HAD BETTER INCLUDE ME IM KARKALICIOUS³ (so delicious)

My body stays vicious

All the highbloods⁴ feelin nervous cuz im doing some fitness

Zahaak's my witness! (Cartoony whistle)

Bet that ship curls nepeta's tail⁵

And he'll be needing all the towels cuz imma make him sweat pails

So delicious (super sweet)

So delicious (fuckin adorablood thirsty)

So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)

I'm karkalicious NOW YOU NOOKSUCKERS⁶ HOLD THE FUCK UP. check it out!

Baby baby baby if you really want me honey get some patience maybe then you'll get a taste ill be tasty tasty ill be laced with lacey its so tasty tasty it'll make you crazy

T to the a to the s t e y fucking tasty im not typing all that. D to the e to the l i c i o u s to the t to the e to the ILL JUST SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU

all the time I turn around trolls gather round always looking at me tryin to guess the color of my blood⁷

I just wanna say it now I'm not trying to start up any drama little fucker I just don't want u to know

And I guess I'm coming off as a little insecure even tho I keep repeating how the secrets fucking awesome

WHAT IM TRYING TO TELL. is a secret I just don't wanna tell

TEREZI SAYS I SMELL DELICIOUS

No I don't do kismesis

And if you read any fanfics all that shit is fictitious!

I blow kisses (mwah)

Don't matter if we're just moirails trolls be lining down the veil for the chance to fill a pail (4 3 2? Idk anymore)

My body stays vicious

Zahaaks⁸ been feeling nervous cuz I got down to business

Nepetas's my witness

I'll even let her first ship sail just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail (I think this is when the 4 3 2 is but I cant be sure)

SO DELICIOUS (erriiidaannn seeee)

So delicious (you can trust meeee)

So delicious (I'll help you beeee)

Lalalalike candy candy (I'm karkalicious)

So delicious (ayy ayy ayy)

(Ayy ayy ayy ayy)

(Ayyy ayy ayy ayy)

Lalalalike candy candy

And then it's the tastey bit forever whatever who cares this took too long to type my neck hurts. Is this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something

¹. What does that even mean?

². What does that even mean?

³. Sorry he possessed me there

⁴. The fuck is a highblood

⁵. Is nepeta rhe fandom insert character? Also I remember I took a quiz one time against my will and I did get nepeta so have fun with that information I guess

⁶. "Why do rappers make up words lol" also karkat:

⁷. ?????

⁸. Who even is that

Idk anything about homestuck but I do know all the words to karkalicious

- @jedidiahjartin

Listen up y’all

This shit is ironic

Strider’s beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!

KARKALICIOUS DEF—[camp communally drags me back to the lit pyre]

[gorbo-longstocking]

hey! i really love ur fic and am just a thirsty little flower and you water me with your skeletons <3 question tho: when the slow burn has finally burned itself down, describe the cuddle pile logistics, if u think that’d happen :0?

WAAAAAH IM REALLY GLAD YOU LIKE MY FIC THATS SO SWEET 😭💞💕

ok the cuddle logistics! ive broken them down into how they are with platonic cuddling/touching and how they are with romantic cuddling/touching just in a general sense!

im really happy you asked because i am sitting on so many thoughts and headcanons right now, i want to unleash them. this was a blast to answer! :D

sans - in terms of platonic cuddling id say it takes him a HOT second for him to get comfortable enough to be super touchy feely with someone but after he trusts you casual touching is on the table like leaning on each other while waiting in line, sticking your feet in each others laps while watching a movie, and little squeezy sidehugs are all things hed do. with a romantic partner he will just lay on you 24/7 like a cat whenever the opportunity arises. especially if hes had a bad day. congratulations you now have your very own skeleton shaped weighted blanket

papyrus - oh he is all about platonic hugs, cuddles, and everything in between. kind of guy to pick you up and spin you around when hes excited. he is very casual with his touches, always having a hand on you or something. he loves to pat your head, your hair feels cool and he would love to try and style it in some way (no matter how much or how little you have he will find a way). romantically he manages to be even more physically affectionate and will also start carrying you places like a ferret. he likes to hold your hand while driving, one on the wheel the other tangled with yours.

blue - platonic touching is a double edged sword for blue because on one hand he is all for it on the other hand he is so painfully awkward (an unfortunate side effect of sansism) he feels like he is crossing some unspoken boundary between you two so unless youre very communicative of your comfort he will dance around anything beyond greeting hugs. romantically, hes still very attentive to your boundaries, but he is much more loose with his affection. he is SUPER domestic, hes always loved the sappy stuff from romance movies, so he tends to default to that. he likes to twirl you around, hug you from behind, and gush about you to anyone who listens. a full cuddle session is hard to get out of him, not because he doesnt want to, he just cant sit still. i hc he has adhd which plays a part in that.

stretch - in terms of platonic cuddling or touching he is a very laid back guy. you can lean on him, lay on him, or cling to him all you want, he doesnt mind at all. he wont initiate anything until you do though, hes lax with his boundaries, but hes aware not everyone is. stretch also has a tendency to slap the nearest thing to him when he laughs really hard ranging from his knee, to the arm of the couch, or the shoulder of whoever is closest to him. romantically though, you would need the jaws of life to remove him from your side ESPECIALLY while sleeping together its almost like he coats himself in gorilla glue before latching onto you.

red - platonic cuddling is not really his thing, he feels very vulnerable in that position which makes him uncomfortable. hed have to be VERY close with you as a friend or just VERY tired to really get all in the cuddle zone. while hes sleeping he will just hang onto the closest warm thing he can find. romantically, thats not a problem. to be in a relationship with red, hes gotta trust you a significant amount anyway, so its no longer a factor. hes kind of possessive and loves showing off his partner so he’ll have an arm around you in public (he is your scary dog privileges) or playfully knocking into you while youre walking around together. he really likes to hold you while hes watching tv. i hope you like rick and morty.

edge - platonic cuddling is not really his thing, even touching is weird from him. he is not used to being that open with someone. he will grab your shoulders or have a hand behind your back to steer you places, either out of his way or out of harms way. he absolutely instinctually puts arm out to catch someone when he hits the breaks too hard or before crossing the road. romantically he is not a fan of pda but in private hes kind of a sap. at first he wont ask to cuddle or hug he will just stare at you until you do it and VEHEMENTLY deny wanting it. as he gets more comfortable in the relationship he is much more open about what he wants, though there are some things youll have to juice out of him.

lord - literally do not touch him. platonically youd be VERY VERY hard pressed to get anything out of him that isnt the worlds most stiff and awkward hug or a pat on the back. if you initiate anything, it depends on how close he is with you. he will either remove you, or stiffen up completely for like an hour before relaxing. romantically, its not much different. you are welcome to lay on him or touch him all you want (he silently likes the contact) hes used to his brother’s mode of affection, but hes still not used to dishing it out himself so hes still SOOO awkward about it. give him time, he’ll get better about it.

mutt - the only difference between cuddling as his friend and romantic as his partner is if you are romantically involved he has wandering hands. he literally lays down on anyone and everyone he can in the craziest positions. on the couch, in the car, upside down, in a hammock, on the roof, on the floor of the grocery store. hes just a very tired, very touch starved dude. hes the kind of guy to try to trap you in bed when you have to get up in the morning to do something and whine about it as you try to pry him off.

general cuddle pile: can be broken up into the ones who are all for it and the ones who are not.

papyrus, red, mutt, and stretch are totally cool with melding into a giant mass, theyre pretty comfortable with affection towards each other as a family and having you involved would be pretty epic. it’d probably only happen during a movie night, a game night, or watching a show. (red isn’t comfortable being affectionate towards everyone in the family, just these three and edge despite the fact being affectionate with edge is like lion taming)

sans, lord, edge, and blue will pass on the cuddle puddle. lord and edge are just uncomfortable with that much mass affection, sans is absolutely mildewing with guilt and will continue to mildew about it for an eternity so until he gets blasted with some healing its out of the question, and blue has a very hard time sitting still and he doesnt want to disrupt things so he will not join. he is more than happy to sit on the sidelines though!

[mrstsung]

Can i say something?

Is it me or are these passing the mantle stories getting tiresome?

Like i would be ok with it. If they didn't screw up the character they are passing it down from so much and treating the protege character as some saint who can do no wrong or it being some savior complex type thing.

Like for example.

I would be totally down for liu kang being a god. If kitana,lao,and krew would be gods too. To replace the other gods. That would make sense for a journey completed story.

But nope all we get is kang. Like when he became a god,he didn't get corrupt before? Like we gonna ignore that? Somehow im supposed to believe liu is some perfect little saint who can do no wrong? Like liu didn't have faults too?

But somehow all the others who had reasonable faults despite the crappy NRS writing. Were still pretty enjoyable.

But somehow liu becomes a god,takes raidens job,and "saves" kung laos ancestor thru the power of friendship?!

Boooooooo.

Basic af.

See this is why i like shangs ending

Like fr you screw up raiden(and wait till last minute to do anything remotely good for thunder dilf) and give it to liu and somehow I'm supposed to like this?!

No.

I don't.

Im glad raiden is retired. Good lords know he needs a damn vacation. But why not fujin,why not anyone else? He's right damn there! (Like fr why liu kang? Because hEs ChoSEn OnE? Yeah ok sure....)

Raiden THE LEGIT GOD OF THUNDER WITH HIS BRO FUJIN WHO ARE PART OF ONE BIG COSMIC FORCE OF NATURE IN THE IRL MYTHOS AND BELIEFS BTW.

Is now replaced by a god liu kang who is good on his own but better mortal. That was the point.

To show that no matter if you are mortal,no matter who you are,where you come from. You can be strong and help people. WITHOUT GOD POWERS.

Look i prefer mortal liu,without god cop out powers.

Raiden in mk is the only god of thunder NRS, Sorry 🤚🏻🚫

That's one of the many things i hate about newer timelines and storylines.

LET'S FACE IT. SHANG TSUNG?, HE FUCKING CARRIED MK11! tagawa back was the only truly smart thing they did.

I don't just say this as a shang tsung simp. But in general respect for the series in general.

Because if it wasnt for tagawa reprising his role? I wouldn't touch this game worth a damn.

He is shang to me!

Look im happy that fujin,nightwolf(bless him),sheeva,etc. They are all back. And some other features too.

But legit tagawa as shang?! Thats what sold me. Plus if im truly being honest?

Some of the story is legit just warner bros,disney,cop out,crap writing that legit can be found on some old 2000s ao3 story post.

Not even joking.

Mortal kombat is better when its simpler. When you try to make it bigger than itself and its britches. Then its doomed to fail. Because it's not as easy to digest,develop characters PROPERLY,and not basically speedrun plot and development.

Mk11 is a better game. But its not THE BEST of mk has to offer.

In fact,you. Yes. You fans? You fans on here?

You are what makes this fandom good. Tho there is few of us.

Honestly i have had more fun with mk fans on here and more entertainment out of their works than canon works.

Why? Because love is put into its stitches.

Like y'all shang simps get me. Y'all mk fangirls understand. Y'all thirsty hoes at 3am with the delicious food and kontent. You complete me as a fan.

Like i love the games,they are the bread n butter. But when the bread and butter becomes stale and the side dishes are better than the main course?

Thats bad. Thats like real bad for a company and franchise.

It's sad too because i grew up with the og stuff,and im impressed how far we've come in gaming. But oof the storytelling has gotten worse and worse. But more so because no love and care was put in.

Its like the difference between a homemade cookie and a cheepy store bought one. Sure the store bought is edible enough,but the homemade tastes better. Because its warm,soft,full of love and care,and handcrafted,just for you.

Like i hate how the characters minus a certain few are ignored,nerfed,going backwards in development,its completely bias of NRS and it reeks of it. And its shows so damn much. And some fans,not all. Don't talk bout it much. And it saddens me. Tho some of y'all do understand and dont put mk11 on a pedestal. Despite the delicious shang content us shang simps get. Oh and we get a lot of it. Hehe.

But even us. Shang lovers. Understand that the game and its story is lacking.

Why is it villain and or antagonist lovers always seem to do shit better?

Again enough rambles. Back to our regularly scheduled simpin.

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

I'm currently swamped writing my big bang entry but I've had this idea for a lxc x wn soulmate au for a few days:

-lwj sees a sketch in one of wwx's notes that he recognises and he's like WHAT IS THAT. Wwx admits that it's a soulmark from one of the people at the burial mounds. Lwj says that it is also the soulmark of someone from gusu. He agrees to bring them to the burial mounds, and wwx agrees to introduce them to the person.

-lwj shows up with lxc to find wwx next to a very nervous wn who almost faints when he sees lxc. "that is the most beautiful man in the world, are you kidding me? There must be a mistake"

-wwx insists that there isn't, that wn is more than good enough for lxc. They compare the marks and it's unarguable that they are the same.

-lxc goes all "oh, my soulmate is one of these people? That means i must take all of them immediately into the cloud recesses :))) sorry i dont make the rules your fated one is a very big deal im obligated to do this :)))" while internally being like "thank fuck i have a politically sound excuse to help these people, no one can tell me shit, also he's kinda cute even if he's kinda dead". lxc isn't picky.

-for the first time since they broke up, nmj and jgy agree on something, and that something is "xichen, what the fuck"

-wangxian pining in the background. Lwj asks wwx about his soulmark (even tho that is super forbidden by the lan rules) and wwx says that a dog bit his ankle and ripped most of it off when he was young, and he doesn't remember what it looked like. Lwj is internally like "my soulmark is in my ankle, could it be..." But doesnt say anything bc he is a cowardly little shit.

-once everyone has moved into the cloud recesses, lxc talks to wn like "i dont expect anything from you, your family will be safe regardless, but i would like to at least be friends" while wn is silently chanting "top me, top me, top me" in his head. Lxc is just as thirsty, he's just good at hiding it. They are adorably cute together and they take things slow, going on dates, it's a big deal when they hold hands for the first time, etc. At some point they kiss and they have sex immediately after like oops how did this happen.

-maybe the other sect leaders (read: jgs and the boys (the boys being ouyang and yao)) are like "ok i guess the wens are untouchable now but what about wwx? He's still a menace! He still has the amulet! He still..."

-lwj: well he happens to be MY soulmate and im the brother of the sect leader so you all can go shut the fuck up.

-*crickets in koi tower*

-lxc, wwx, wn, wq, jyl, jc, you, me, my mother: WHAT

-Lwj explains to the pertaining parties afterwards that they can just pretend its true and it will save wwx if everyone goes along with it

-wwx is all like ":( but what about your real soulmate.... :( this will make it more difficult for you to find them... :( I dont want to cause you problems with them..."

-lxc and jc facepalm. Lwj insists that it doesn't matter. Someone (lxc) suggests that maybe ;) wwx should move into the jingshi ;) to make it more believable ;););)

-lwj: brother why are you like this

-lxc: *already gone to bang his brand new husband*

-wangxian share a bed and pine and eventually wwx sees lwj's soulmark and it triggers the memory of seeing his own soulmark when he formed his golden core when he was a child and they have a "it was you all along!" moment....

-then they fuck. The end.

I might write this into a proper fic eventually...we'll see.

[matoitech]

hope its okay to ask, but do you know any tips or resources on preventing autism meltdowns/shutdowns?

i cant think of any specific resource w good info right now unfortunately but heres some stuff i do. also these r kinda for like the As Ur Feeling It Build Up to where its getting intolerable stage so if u meant just like in general i can try to help w that instead but here goes, some things i do to help cope n prevent stuff

if its possible and ur in enough control of ur body, remove urself from the ppl or situation ur in- if ur around ppl just stepping away to b by urself for a bit can help u feel a little better, or at least a little Less bad. outside, into another room, just another place where u dont have the added stressors of noise and masking and whatnot

try to reduce how much sensory input ur getting- if u need sunglasses, headphones, stim toys, pressure/weight, etc, use or try that if its safe to. sometimes ur body can be overwhelmed by something u cant consciously notice, like electricity humming in the wall + bright lights + traffic + ppls voices + ur clothes r rly uncomfortable, etc, so things like turning off lights and such to see what makes u feel more physically comfortable can b helpful (if u can)

and/or you may be thirsty, tired, hungry, emotional, etc and ur not getting the signals for that so ur body is showing its discomfort or upset in other ways. u may need to change into more comfortable clothes, go to the bathroom, eat something, etc. checking w ur body (and emotional state) can help prevent meltdowns/shutdowns or prepare for them. this stuff can b difficult to try and figure out tho so dont put urself down if u still end up having a meltdown or shutdown, ur body gets overwhelmed and sometimes i have not found another way to direct it than to sleep it off for a while. it sucks and its painful but if ur exhausted u might just need it :(

drinking water, listening to relaxing music, doing breathing exercises, and other things can help 4 me. usual ‘calming’ techniques might not help u feel physically better but can help center u a bit to feel less agonized

if ur safe to do so, try stimming if u can? sometimes ur instinct can be to tense up and shut down, but if its possible and doesnt make u feel worse, stimming can help- even just watching a rythmic gif or smth can help. sometimes ive noticed i feel rly bad like im gonna shutdown or im really twitchy and all over the place but then i realize i havent been stimming enough and that helps. if it doesnt help then u dont have to continue it, sometimes u just need to lie down unmoving in the dark for a while. when i need to shutdown thats generally what i do and i dont have any tips for preventing it when u get to that stage bc sometimes u just gotta reset i think

i would def suggest trying to chill out alone tho cuz ik not everyones like that, some ppl need like physical comfort from other ppl when theyre in shutdown mode, but at least 4 me it helps to just lie down under a bunch of blankets in the dark for a few hours

distractions can also help if just lying there bores u lol, test out what makes u feel ok (doin smth quiet w ur hands is usually good) and what u r not a fan of

most of this stuff was more for shutdowns but can still b applicable to meltdowns, but more meltdown specific, b4 i meltdown im rly prickly (emotionally) and have a lot of scattered shaky energy bc its usually caused by emotional overload so pacing and body stimming can help a lot 4 me at least to try n get that level. its better to direct the energy somewhere else instead of @ another person generally lol

uhh if anyone has any tips feel free to suggest stuff cuz i am scattered rn and can only think of a couple things!

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im so sleepy but i just wanted to wish you a good day and i hope you're sleeping well 🤧 how have been the painkillers for your tooth? do they help? AND UR SLEEP??

AND HOW ARE YOU!!!! ARE YOU STAYING HYDRATED AND FEELING OK!!! i'm sending u all da love u deserve and more 😤

today's vibes hit uhh a lil different 💀 hope thats not an issue cuz i love u ♡♡♡

omg well. i fell asleep so early last night and only just woke up so i feel a little better !!! i mustve needed it tho jsjxkdkd

have u been having enough sleep?? dont want u being too sleepy!!

and i think they’re helping!! even if its just a little bit, the pain isnt as intense its just like a lingerie one now but the fact im still smoking is not helping that T__T my sleep was ok!! ive been falling asleep on the settee for the past 4 nights so i actually managed to fall asleep in my bed for a change, i was passed out by 11pm which makes a change since i’m usually awake till 5/6am !! so thats an improvement for me!! :D

IM OK THANK U!! JUST TIRED BUT BEING AROUND MY FUR BABIES MAKES ME HAPPY^^ i’m doing my best to be hydrated aaaaa i’m usually rly bad at knowing when i’m thirsty/hungry :< BUT HOW ARE U?? U GOOD?? I DONT NEED TO FIGHT ANYONE?? COS I WILL FOR U

OMG I HAVE THAT FUCKING BABYGRILL JKONE JSJDKSHCJXKSJXJSKSJS PLSSSSSS IM DYING THEY MADE MY MORNING

we all got that vibe going :] nothing u do will ever be an issue !!!! i love u sm ♡