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[sodaa-enby]

no i dont know anyone that plays dnd sadly :( what do you mean by character sheet? /genq

ok this is goingt o be a long read. jusr a warning . im about to explain dnd fully to you.

VERY LONG POST YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

!!!!!NEW DND PLAYERS OR PEOPLE WANTING TO PLAY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!! ITS USEFUL I PROMISE AND PROBABLY EASIER TO READ THAN THE OFICCIAL BOOKS. IT ALSO HAS AN EXAMPLE

the basic things needed for dnd are a DM, some dice and a player. the dm is like the storyteller- they act all of the npcs and run and prepare your story. you would be the player and you only have one character to take care of which you rp and play as.

the dice are used to randomly determine things like attacks, damage, and how well you can do stuff. dice are named with "d"and the number of sides they have- so d10 would be a 10 sided dice, d4 is a 4 sided dice etc. a standard set has dice with 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 20, and 10 sides. the most commonly used dice is a d20 or a 20 sided dice.

so when ur playing dnd the thing u make first is a character sheet. this contains information about the characters general appearance and their skills and abilities. most of them look like this (its quite complex but hopefully i can explain it)

im going to use this character as an example cause im sure this post will be useful for other people as well :)

so this is the character nat

and here is a blank character sheet (linked is a fillable pdf)

and here is the sheet that has boxes which ill be using to explain

when you make a dnd character you have to pick a class and a race.

your race is basically What you are so it could be something like human elf dawrf gnome etc. from what ive seen of ur character she would probably be an elf or an aasimar (people with holy/divine blood which explains the wings and halo). your race gives you certain things like a speed, special moves/abilities (like flying) and specific things you can do. throwing your halo or using your feathers as daggers would be considered a race ability because it comes from your genetic makeup and body and has nothing to do with things youve learned.

the next thing you choose is a class. a class determines more of what you can do that isnt based on how youre born (well. sometimes it is). some examples of classes are fighters(they. fight), wizards (who get their magic from study) and druids (they use the magic of plants and the earth). the character nat is absolutely a druid because these guys' main thing is plant magic, creature summoning and healing which sounds like her from the description. as you progress in the game, you gain levels in your class and become more powerful.

you write your class and race in the yellow box

the rest of the yellow box:

background

backgrounds are short descriptors of what your character has already lived through. they can give you minor bonuses that are different for each one but they are very situational

alignment

alignments are a measure of your characters morality or lack thereof. tthey are often not used by DMS and im pretty sure the rules are being changed in the next edition so i wont go into too much detail but heres a link to a website that explains them

experience points

every time your character kills a monster or completes a goal they gain a set number of exp. at certain amounts of exp the character gains a level which means more abilities and spells etc. the levels in dnd can range from 1-20, and most players start at level 1.

all of the classes + their main abilities (and linked info) are:

barbarian (uses their emotions and rage for powerful attacks), bard (casts spells through performance, usually singing. also inspires others), cleric (gets their magic through worshipping a god), druid (gets their magic from nature), fighter (they fight), monks (devoted to life in a monestary. they are incredibly fast and hard hitters, and mostly martial artists), paladins (they get their power from an oath to a cause), rangers (hunters, sometimes use nature magic too), rogues (bounty hunters and criminals who use stealth to get their way), sorcerers (people born with magic in their blood), warlocks (people who make a pact with an entity for power), and wizards, people who have spent their days studying and mastering spells.

so. the things in the red box are called ability scores.

they are a number from 1-20 that demonstrates how well you can do certain things. 10 is an average score, 1 is incredibly low, and 20 is very high. each number from 1-20 is given a modifier. for example, 10=+0, 20=+5, and 1=-5.

heres the full table:

1= -5

2-3=-4

4-5=-3

6-7=-2

8-9=-1

10-11=+0

12-13=+1

14-15=+2

16-17=+3

18-19=+4

20= +5

the different scores are:

strength (how strong you are) strength rolls are usually made to lift things or complete athletic feats. a character with high strength would be. well. strong

dexterity (how agile and stealthy you are) dex rolls are used when youre sneaking somewhere trying something acrobatic or stealing stuff. a character with high dexterity would be fast, not clumsy, and have very good reflexes

constitution (basically how strong your immune system is) you might roll for constitution if you walk through a hot desert or drink lots of alcohol. a person with high constitution would have lots of stamina and be able to endure quite extreme climates. they also wouldn't get drunk easily.

charisma (social skills and character) cha rolls are made to persuade, influence or rally people. a character with high intelligence probably has a large social circle and may friends.

intelligence (general knowledge and logic skills) int rolls are made to decipher codes, recall patterns and understand other languages. a character with high intelligence might have an extensive vocabulary and good memory, and theyd probably know many languages.

wisdom (perception, gut feeling and alertness). a character with high wisdom would notice small details, have good instincts and be able to provide good insights.

so if you had a character with a charisma score of 15 the modifier tied to it would be +3. these are important cause you will regularly have to roll for things, and the bonuses are what you add to these rolls. for example- you try to do something with your character that is charisma based (persuading someone to let you into a hotel etc etc) and you roll a d20 (20 sided dice) and add the number tied to your charisma score, which in this case is plus 3.

the next things (in the green box) are called skills.

theyre basically more refined versions of abilities, and you can pick 3 of them that you get an extra bonus with. usually your dm (the person who runs the game) will tell you to roll with skills instead of ability scores. so if you want to do the same thing as before (persuading someone to let you in to a place) youd roll persuasion instead of just charisma. if you dont have the skill of persuasion you just add your normal modifier but if you do you get an extra +2 as well as the normal one.

the purple box has some important small things

first up is your HP which is basically just a measure of your health. if this is decreased to 0 you drop unconscious. when you create a character you roll dice to create your characters HP

the next thing is your speed (pretty self explanatory this shows how fast your character is). speed is a measure of how far you can move in one turn or 6 seconds and its mainly used for combat.

the last thing in this box is your armour class. this is a score that shows basically how hard you are to hit. if someone wants to attack you they have to roll higher than this number on the d20 otherwise it misses. this number can be increased by wearing armour, but the base number is 10 plus your dexterity modifier

next up: light blue box

this box contains space for you to flesh out your character. personality traits are, well- personality traits, and ideals are things your character might strive for or want to achieve (for example a character with the ideal of freedom might advocate for oppressed people and try to help someone running from the law because they think everyone deserves to be free.). Bonds are things, concepts or people that your character has an attachment to in some way. bonds are usually very relevant to the characters backstory- for example the bond of a character whose town was destroyed might be something about how they want to avenge the raiders and find any survivors. flaws are also pretty self explanatory, but they are sometimes hard to play. A flaw should be something that influences the characters choices but also lets them develop.

more will be explained in another post about spells and combat but this is the basics for now :)

[bitchnuggettt]

BNHA D&D

hear me out

- midoriya and tokoyami bonding over dnd in the common room

- “Yes. I am a level 12 druid shifter. Dark shadow is a level 6 rogue.”

- “That’s so cool Tokoyami! It’s been a bit since I played, but I’m a level 10 warlock, maybe we could campaign together!”

- Bakugou’s about to call them fucking losers

- but then Kirishima’s like “bro hold my weights” and he just launches into how he used to live for this kind of stuff back in middle school and about how he’s a level 17 dragonborn fighter

- Midoriya and Tokoyami are so utterly taken aback and impressed that they all just start rambling and Bokugou’s just  u p s e t

- Todoroki walks in and just sort of...listens? he doesn’t know what Midoriya’s talking about but he sounds enthusiastic and when they make eye contact, Izuku’s eyes just light up and he whispers “half-elf”

- Todoroki is intrigued

- an hour of brainstorming and explaining later and Todoroki’s starting off as a level 1 half-elf sorcerer.

- “His name is Shouto.”

- “Todoroki are you su-”

- “Shouto.”

- Kaminari barges in, “DO YOU NEED A HUMAN BARD”

- followed by Shinsou who reluctantly confesses he’s a level 5 tiefling paladin because of course Kaminari had to get him into it

- Bokugou’s just f e d  u p and starts yelling about how stupid dnd is and about how lame this entire conversation is and how he’d never be caught dead playing dnd and Kirishima just sighs and is like;

“Too bad, you would’ve made a pretty cool barbarian.”

“A fucking what.”

- It takes Kirishima an entire hour to explain and convince Bakugou that he can’t just start as a level 20 barbarian goliath. They manage to negotiate it down to level 3.

- Ochako comes back from practice in time for the start of the campaign and she just opens up a stray notebook and it’s got SO MANY notes and weapons and stats and she just levels them with a dangerous glint in her eyes, “level 18 orc, fighter class, when are we starting”

[thetwoplayergays]

RFA playing dnd

I’ve only personally played DnD a couple of times with my friends but I couldn’t help but imagine the RFA playing :p

Yoosung

Plays a simple human paladin

Forgets that he’s also meant to be supporting the party and charges into every situation

“There’s a cave-“

“I LIGHT UP MY SWORD-“

“......”

As a result, he keeps dying in the middle of battle, causing the rest of the party to have to constantly go out of their way to heal him

He gets very into roleplay, which came from his constant LOLOL sessions, but is terrible when it comes to any kind of seduction missions.

“She looks at you Yoosung with wide, flirtatious eyes~”

Nat 1 on composure, especially when MC is DMing

Zen

Doesn’t quite understand the appeal, but will play anyway because MC asked him too

Plays a high elf wizard

Because “the elves are the prettiest” and “the wizard is the magic class, right MC? With the spells?”

Unfortunelty, his inexperience + a level 1 wizard causes him to follow in Yoosung’s footsteps and die in almost every encounter.

“I cast.. um.. fireball?”

“Roll.”

“....a 2?”

MC be kind to him

He usually doesn’t roleplay much, but when it comes to the seducing missions?

This is the boy for you. Natural 20 charm right there.

He gets SO into it

Jaehee

She understands the game even less than Zen does

Yoosung made her character for her, a half-elf cleric because she’s the mum of the RFA

“A cleric?”

“Yes Jaehee.”

She always ends up using all her spell slot healing Zen’s character, much to Yoosung’s complaining

“I cast-“

“Jaehee that was your last spell slot..”

“Oh... what am I meant to do now?”

“You could... punch the goblin?”

Jaehee ends up multiclassing as a barbarian after she gets more into the game purely so she can stop playing just support and beat the shit out of the enemies

Ends up carrying the team through most of the encounters

Jumin

Oh boy

“MC I don’t understand. You want me to pretend to be someone else, in a made up fantasy world, and kill things for money?”

“......yes?”

Chooses to be a human fighter as that logically made the most sense to him.

And why would be pretend to be a made up race when he already knew how to be a human?

Relies WAY too much on rolls to do things and refuses to roleplay

“Do you want to say hi to the bar-“

“I rolled a 15 MC. What does that mean?”

“J-Jumin just walk up to her and say hi.”

“Do I have to roll for that?”

“Jumin no-“

Spends way too much time working on a backstory for his character that never actually gets revealed

“How can I play a character which an unrealistic childhood, MC? It is extremely over the top for both his parents to have been caught in that fire. The father must have been on a business trip.”

Seven

You already know what’s going on yall

We all know Seven would be that player

Gnome bard. All the way.

“I ROLL TO SEDUCE” is his catchphrase

What’s even more annoying is that he gets a high roll almost every time

“SEVEN NO YOU CAN’T BURN DOWN THE VILLAGE-“

“IM CHAOTIC EVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT-“

“THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS-“

He probably gave his character the most tragic backstory of them all “just cause”

He brings a different instrument to the game session every week to use when he’s bardically inspiring someone, much to the dismay of the rest of the party

Gets super into the roleplaying.

Are we at all surprised?

Has definitely cosplayed his character for a session more than once

V

Much like Jumin, V doesn’t quite understand the point of DnD

But if MC wants to play, who is he to say no?

Ended up choosing an elven druid after reading up on the different backstory of each class

The idea of being one with nature was quite appealing to him

Only problem is he has no idea how to help the party- in any circumstance

He’s misreading dice, adding the wrong modifiers, accidentally attacking the party instead of the creatures.

“I cast.. vicious mockery on... that one?”

“V THATS MY CHARACTER YOU WEASIL-“

One time, he ended up critical hitting an ogre and killed him in one hit, much to the surprise of the RFA

He was pretty chuffed with himself for the rest of the game.

“Maybe this isn’t so bad-“

He ended up dying a few rounds later after pissing off a dwarf

Saeran

Surprisingly, Saeran was actually up for playing when you asked him to

The idea of being able to be a different person for a while was very appealing to the boy

He ended up choosing a tiefling rouge from a starter set who he ended up designing himself

Much to everyone’s surprise, the character’s backstory was actually the modest out of all of them

“Why would I give them a tragic backstory? Don’t you think they’re going through enough?”

Protect

Is always the one who’s looting the monsters or splitting the party without permission

Yet somehow hasn’t ended up dying yet?

Saeran doesn’t roleplay either, not to anyone’s surprise, but he does offer the occasional input into in character mission planning just to make sure seven doesn’t end up making them do something extremely stupid that would get them all killed

[unicyclehippo]

the game

it was rly fun !! & i hope it was fun for my players too !

the party consists of a gnome wizard, a kenku gunslinger, an aasimar rogue, & a goat centaur bard who does know she has magic.

they had finished up a job in the city & had agreed to another contract outside of the city so they bought a map & took a portal to a drop station about halfway to the small town of erroks fall. on the walk there, they encountered some giant vultures clustered around a dead body, which they investigated, looted & buried. somehow we were cursed with very funny (not good) investigation & perception for most of the night, very amusing for me (i think we had like 10 nat 1’s in this game lmao)

they made it to the village, met some people, heard about a whole load of strange things that had been happening: soured milk, cutlery planted in gardens, missing food, a clock turned into cheese that continued to tick away (hard cheese inside, soft cheese outside), the golden goose feather of the gold goose tavern stolen. (rogue: hmm wow the most expensive item in town. wonder if that will go missing. me: you wake the following morning to find a man sobbing in the town centre, crying about how the golden goose feather has gone missing. rogue: ¯\_(ツ) )

they met a very handsome captain of the guard, a real hunk, & they followed the tracks of some missing people to a mine nearby & within they crossed through a fairy ring into the domain of a fey lord. the missing things were found, some missing people were eating the food there, none of my players succumbed to eating the food, they found the children & fought briefly with the fae & then met the fey lord whose domain they had entered. he introduced himself as lord cair & allowed them to take whatever items they could name as having been stolen. the wizard (not happy with people being charmed or led away) was a little rude & so lord cair charmed him to jump up & down. lord cair requested a boon in turn if he were to allow them to leave out of the fairy ring they had crossed - nothing too extraordinary, a find & retrieval like they seem to be so good at. they agreed & he gave some small gifts & let them leave

now they get to level up to lvl four! & they each can choose a feat in addition to levelling, a boon from the fey lord that may manifest in interesting ways

im thinking Very Seriously about giving them a simple combat session next time bc mysteries are Hard & combat is fun

[transfemmbeatrice]

1-6 and 13 for the d&d asks?

1. a favorite character you’ve played?    i answered this on the other one but i’m using this as an excuse to talk about another one of my PCs: Ash. i originally made Ash for my first campaign, which then sputtered out, so i slightly reskinned her for a campaign i’m in now because i missed her! She’s an old lady tiefling bard who casts spells by invoking the power of old stories (folk tales, legends, myths, etc) rather than playing an instrument because she only plays obnoxious instruments, and very poorly. she’s an academic and her curiosity and lack of self preservation instincts get her in trouble because she wants to learn everything about the monster instead of running away or fighting it. she’s stubborn and full of love and i stan my lesbian grandma

2. Your favorite character that someone else has played     man this is hard. the first one who comes to mind is Krita, a tiefling rogue in a still-running campaign thats the longest i’ve ever been a part of (so i love all the party members because they’ve had the most time to develop). Krita was raised by monkeys, can’t read, doesn’t have great social skills, and i ADORE her. 

3. Your favorite side quest     in the motw game i gm i made the one player buy a bomb for his dark master which involved dealing with a slimy black market weapons dealer and switching out evidence in the police station and it was great. but some of the future side quests i have for that group are even better.      OH and one time during a downtime session my character wanted to get fantasy weed and that was a WHOLE thing that was great.

4. Your current campaign     i’m playing in 2 active campaigns right now. one is a hell continent (jungles, full of things that want to kill you, has resisted being settled, only one city has managed to stay livable) on the verge of an apocalyptic event that happens cyclically when the old gods break loose from their chains and fuck shit up. and also the emperor of the old world is on his way? we’re still figuring out wtf is going on and how it all works but its a fantastic world!      the other is a sea-faring adventure, which hasn’t been going on for as long so the arc of the campaign isn’t totally clear yet but we’re sailing the Deepsea, an area that resists being mapped and is full of mysterious magic. there’s very little record of what lies here so! lots of sea and island shenanigans are to be had! it’s been a ton of fun so far!

5. favorite npc    this is SO hard....but there’s a recurring npc in my one campaign named Podge, who travels around with his minotaur buddy selling/trading random and often magical objects. he’s grumpy and funny and seems to always know more than he should and he’s GREAT.

6. favorite death    hmmm..... its hard to think of but there was the time we were sent to save a logging camp from a werewolf and ended up burning everything down and killing all but maybe one person? that was bad but also extremely funny and very telling of our competence level.

13. introduce your current party      im in 2 campaigns so first, the smaller party, in deepsea:      Ash, the tiefling bard      Malefic, the dragonborn paladin, just joined the campaign because he washed up on an island and has no idea what is going on        Talath, the tiefling warlock, who is VERY good boy, immediately started referring to Ash as his grandmother, which she went along with, to the point that the GM thought our characters were canonically related even though they’d just met       the other party, Rendithia:       Gnimble, the [redacted] monk (my pc, race is a mystery to the rest of the party because they wear a plague doctor outfit at all times and have never shown their face or body). They look terrifying but are very gentle and kind but also lethal if you threaten someone they care about.         Krita, the tiefling rogue.         Fineas, the nervous gnome wizard who just wants to go home but is now on this wild quest to the most dangerous parts of the continent          Balasina, the dragonborn bard, has lots of costumes she switches between including a bear costume and a nun costume, casts spells by telling bad dad jokes, force of chaos           Gideon, a skeleton artificer? alchemist? he does potions and fire and stuff, does not know how or why he was resurrected, just wants to Rest but also has to do the Right Thing           Viertree, the dark elf warlock, has a mysterious dark past but is really just a giant fucking nerd doing his best            and also Gris, the kobold rogue, who will come back....eventually.

[bookworm-2692]

8, 14, 17 for the dnd asks!

thank you!!!!

8: what does your dream dice set look like?

hmmm i’m not sure…. definitely blue. probably that etheral yeti one miho sent yesterday that i fell in love with haha they’re so pretty!!!!!

14: what inspired you to make your character?

i guess i’ll go through each of them.

norixius kava, dragonborn paladin (out of the abyss). this was my first one and i had no idea how dnd worked haha at all. in the car on the way to my cousins place, i was driving, and my dad and brother were reading through the books and talking about the races and classes and stuff and explaining to me bc obvi i couldnt read them bc i was driving haha. anyway we got to my cousins place and each of them paired up w the three of us to help make our first characters and we rolled for stats and they asked if i had anything i wanted to play and i was like “idk dragonborn sounds really cool” and they were like thats as good a reason as any, and then they suggested paladin would work well w my stats so i was like sure why not and did it haha. she survived the campaign, to level 11

matilda, human monk (curse of strahd). this was point buy system. i had mentioned seeing a homebrew avatar thing, so one of my cousins mentioned how way of the four elements monk is like the avatar, so i read through it and thought it sounded cool. i took the mobile feat, and went way of open hand instead. in this campaign we had a fight where four characters died outright (three deaths due to natural 1s in the death saves) and only two survived, including matilda. the dm mentioned taking the dead people to another room to discuss what to do and i was like “nah brian and i will just move since we’re the only alive one and theres more of you”. they ended up becoming revernants (idk spelling) but i suggested adding a caveat in place where every time you died as a revernant, you lost 1hp from your max, which we did. we then abandoned this campaign after 4 levels bc my uncle who was dm-ing was having trouble finding the time to read the campaign

jamnugget, gnome fighter (arcane archer) (storm kings thunder). this was rolling stats. one cousin rolled between 13 and 18 for every stat, and after race ability improvements got all 14-18…. so he multiclassed all of them and got to level 12 as one of each class it was a beautiful amalgamation (omg i spelt that correctly first try haha). then someone else rolled three single digit stats but was told he wasnt allowed to reroll so he became a druid for wildshape. he had -2 con, so only adding 3hp per level, starting at 6hp. 3rd level before he got double digits. if you averaged the rolls of these two you got normal stats haha. anyway onto my character. my cousin suggested the arcane archer thing on unearthed arcana so i was like “sure ok”. turns out you only got two magic arrows per rest thing and they werent very good so i hardly used them. the sharpshooter feat was way better. the best part tho was bc we were fighting so many giants, at one point someone cast fly on me, someone else cast greater invisibility on me, someone else gave me bless, so then i went in a chased a giant just shooting him on my own while everyone else was doing something else it was great. i also accidentally succeeded on an intimidation check bc an npc was saying “im sure we could handle a giant” when we asked about that and i was like “ive killed 15 myself” (bc we were keeping tallies on our sheets) and the guy panicked bc was technically in an alliance w them whoops. jamnugget survived the campaign. six of the seven original characters survived to the end, my brother went through four characters

maegrakka, half elf barbarian. we were told to make characters for a quick one shot dungeon thing for when storm kings thunder dm wasnt able to make it. so i made a barbarian bc i decided that was something i hadnt done yet and would be easy to just make (no spells. i have a strong aversion to spell casters). i think shes level 3 now???? every time we play this everyones like “wait whats my character again” bc its so long in between haha

nissa, human rogue 1 monk 2. one shot a friend wanted to dm before he moved to canberra. it was very fun. i made a monk bc i was desperate to play again bc matilda had been abandoned. i added a rogue level for sneak attack damage, w mobile feat, it was great

clover, human fighter 11 or 12, monk 3 or 4. level 15 fight to the death situation. i knew how powerful the arcane archer stuff was so i did it here. monk levels were to give me back up in case i got engaged in melee. i shouldve had some sort of healing that was my downfall. my first character to die bc three of them were ganging up on me!!

meredith, elf wizard (tomb of annihilation). we started off playing as commoners, as servants to this lord guy. so i was a librarian and realised id have to be a wizard dammit. i hated the spell casting part haha. she died. its funny bc my dads character died at first level, then we levelled up. brians character died at second level, then we levelled up. they were also sitting next to each other. i was sitting in the next seat along so was worried i was also gonna die… then my brother took that seat and died instead. so i was like there is definitely a curse. i was in the next seat along, and then one of my cousins. then came a fight where my cousin next to me turned to stone and then i died. turns out he could come back to life so the death seat thing continued. we levelled up to level 4 after my brother and i died in separate sessions in the same location. also my dad and brian died in the same location in separate session. so now theres multiple patterns - theres the “someone needs to die to level up” thing, and the death seat thing, and the two characters dying in the same location in separate sessions thing. w my cousin who got turned to stone, i keep on insisting he stays in the death seat bc either he dies (death seat) or he doesnt (he tricked death w the stone thing so is now immune), and if he doesnt die either it skips him and my uncle dies, or no one else dies ever. its very exciting haha. also w this campaign theres a map thing only the og characters can see and we’re joking how now only three characters left can see it and you can see how my cousin the dm is getting worried that we’ll all die haha. also the campaign is about how the og characters lord got sick and we need to find a cure, but once the og characters die then who cares about the random lord? itll be very funny haha

elenoa, tabaxi monk (tomb of annihilation). since i started at level 4 here, and matildas campaign got abandoned at level 4, it felt fitting to play a monk again. no mobile feat yet, but im playing the sun soul monk from xanathars which gives a radiant punch w a range of 30 ft so i dont need to get close to punch and then use mobile to run away. 

i havent even talked about where the names for each one came from….. maybe another time if asked……..

17: what is your favourite race?

idk actually. the only races ive ever played multiple times are humans, but altogether ive played longer as a dragonborn or gnome than human so like. theres not super much difference in the races in phb, like its just flavour. the new races and stuff have heaps extra stuff, but tabaxi is the only one of them ive ever played and only two sessions so far. i think humans are cool bc you get a feat at level 1 haha but other than that theres not really much difference in them yknow? races w darkvision make things easier too haha but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

thank you for these asks!!! it took so long to respond haha im gonna be late to uni now (bc still in pjs havent made lunch or brushed teeth or anything and if i wanna be on time i gotta leave in the next 15 minutes so maybe ill just…… skip this lecture lol idk haha

[zaritarazi]

tell us about the dungeons and dragons group

the groupchat is named dungeons dragons & dragons first of all. stein has to be their DM bc he always plays a secret villain and fool us once, shame on you, fool us twice, we worked really hard on this CAMPAIGN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US and so now he dms because he is too ruthless

so first of all, they all love playing rare races and op mary sue characters and no one is going to stop them. are you going to stop them? what are you a wizard of the coast? everyone’s a rare fucking dragonborn or some shit get that we have to be level 1 human mages out of here

so this is really long so read about it under the cut

Felicity has had a ton of characters over the years, has usually gravitated towards magic and elven characters but is currently favoring a shapshifter rogue who is. basically nyssa. but every time they try to mention that felicity is like no because nyssa doesn’t have to roll to kill people, she just does. SOOOOO. the characters name is larissa shadowmist and we’ll just leave it at that. what is larissa wearing? black leather

Cisco also has like 20 characters but just goes with a drow druid who has a snow owl named hartley wanted to be included so here he is as a snow owl, how do you like that hartley. the drow’s name is Thímben Twilight, age 100, mysterious and cool and honestly the only competent person in this fucking guild

Ray has had his D&D character since he was 12, he is a half-elf paladin named Glorion Lancelot and he is Lawful Good and he is- he just is Ray. He’s just playing himself and Ray is like “Well he’s what I wanted to be when I grew up!!!” and everyone is like congratulations you did it. you did it buddy. now turn glorion around while we rob this place

also everyone has pressured ray to play a centaur character about 1000 times but he wants to be Glorion damn it. stop making penis jokes guys this is serious

Jax is newish to this but like, sits down, puts down his sheet, and is like, i’m a dragonborn. My name is Xirantan, The Firestarter, first of his name, endless and beautiful. that’s who i am now. i’m a warlock and i shoot fireballs. you don’t agree with me? fireball. there’s a problem? fireball. i’m out of mana? SOUNDS LIKE IM GONNA HAVE TO OVERRULE YOU AND GO WITH FIREBALL

Nate is like honestly, they keep trying to pick a cool character but he just wants to be a VERY HANDSOME human ranger named Chuck Goodtimes, who has like 99 charisma and 0 other skills. this is who nate wanted to be when he grew up, and uh- well, uh- as long as he’s having fun

Stein keeps trying to at least have him be called “Charles” Goodtimes and Nate is like no, Charles isn’t a fun name. Chuck is a fun name, and I’m Chuck Goodtimes, beautiful and charming and FUN. IM FUN

Caitlin is an Aquatic Elf named Harmony Mystic Seaport who speaks Gnome as a bonus language and is currently 156 years old. Also Caitlin only plays sorcerers and she only plays elemental magic, and honestly if you don’t think the group chat was texting her when she was KF like hey. hey the game is still fucking on you can’t just ditch the campaign and killer frost just shows up and is like FINE but im ONLY HERE because we’re SO CLOSE TO THAT DRAGON’S DEN I CAN TASTE IT

Curtis is a weretiger. He’s been playing a weretiger since he was sixteen goddamn years old, and you think you can take Maximus Luxury Sablefang from him? Not gonna happen my guy. Maximus is beautiful but not in a weird way because he’s a tiger person sometimes. it’s only weird because you guys said it was weird. YOU DID THIS MAXIMUS HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG

Lily honestly plays the healer because she knows they’re going to need one, and also she gets to play as a pixie. also stein is the DM so he always lets her re-roll and everyone yells at him but also, okay then i guess i won’t let her re-roll and none of you will get healed and everyone is like actually it’s totally cool. im cool with this. i love this im into it

barry honestly comes up with campaigns and stuff and is very good at thinking up stories but never sits through a full session

[hdawg1995]

DnD Antics: the tree spirit dies at midnight...

so today was fun! quick summary (not everything but like the major/funny bits)

the necromancer got drunk, Ranger’s animals arn’t happy, and the one time the bard doesnt do an arcane knowledge check...and other things happen!

so yeah! hydra had a mate...with 30 heads...  DM: you see shiny things at the bottom of the deeper part of the lake. shafeek: imma go down there Ryan (spine): im going with him! ryan (frost): same envoy: DON’T DIE! frost: NO PROMISES!

they find the remains of one of the DM’s former games; “they were a joke campaign but kinda not. they once made a bucket and enchanted it to summon fried chicken. they gave it to a king in order to gain his favor.” the party consisted of bacon bits the wizard (blue star cloak+hat and staff) a nameless knight (plate mail, 2 bags of holding, long sword) a bard named bard marly (black turtle neck, a beret, bongos and 2 daggers) a rouge who juts so happened to be named mcgiee (fishface family cloak-PURELY because of the concordance- 2 daggers) and a witcher (2 legendary swords). 

being the bard i got all the old bard’s stuff... which was cursed...

DM: you have to speak in a french accent me: i can’t DO a french accent D: imma just do remove curse. DM: do what? me: remove cu- oh fight me... linsy: sure you can! just add a Z to everything! me: *makes at least 10 attempts. resorts to just head nods.*

we get everyone out before the hydra’s mate wakes up. meanwhile the bear is very upset about being dropped like a potato nuke on the hydra, the griffion is scared of the bear, and the poor spider is so scared shes hugging onto Vale for dear life. she goes full blown face hugger at one point the poor thing is so scared.

me: *attempts a french accent again*....zhe at is curewsed. DM: *losing it* ryans: *knee slapping laughing*

we get the rod and take the path out of the maze. also Spine found some lake moss which was near the hydra nest which Nazul ALMOST STOLE AN EGG FROM (you guys don’t know this, but during our first inconuter kinda spine and the samurai went missing due to spelunking in a cave full of spider eggs. spine and nazul basically recreated a under water version of these events).

rolls a nat 1 while trying to make it a lazy boy chair. sets my house on fire.

envoy: YOU ARUE ZHE GROUHNDAD, ZPINE! spine: but- envoy: FIX YAT! spine: how- envoy: YOUR ZOOR? ZE GONE! 

it gets fixed and spine helps but he is still grounded. his door is just s sticker in the house to let people know where his room is but yeah. no door.

envoy: *uses remove curse* hat: hon hon hon you fool! zhere is but won way to remove me! me: ZEIPLOMACY! hat: to remove ze naughty beret, you must hit ze two headed monkey ze proper way. me: two headed monkey? linsy: do we have to punch Tim in the nuts?

envoy gets a nat 20 on playing the bongos and the hat falls off. arcane check shows that who ever wears the hat can cast a 6 level bard spell (even if they arn’t a bard).

envoy has a snow ball fight with gnome children. it is glorious. they built a fort. the yak made a snowball bigger than the gnome houses. anyone that dared to talk with the bard (or in spine’s case just happen to be in rage) was pelted with snowballs.

vale: envo- *snowball misses her*... Envoy can you do a arcane check for me? envoy: sure! *checks* your hydra bone arrows, when you fire them, turn into TWO arrows. vale: thanks! *throws a snowball at envoy. leaves* envoy: *THUMBS UP!*

spine uses word of recall after frost crystal used it to go find a new pet with the ranger. he goes back to see our friends sperlock hobbles and plotson! he also gets drunk... i repeat- the necromancer got drunk.

spine: PLOTSSSON! howsss the town doing ssshow me around! *note: ryan is swinging his arms around* DM: he takes you out of the office and shows you the town. Spine: wait i... i forgot my clock. *hugs cloak* need my clock. DM: you put your cloak on and he shows you the town. roll reflex. ryan (spine): *fails* DM: your coin purse is stolen. Spine: PLOTSSON! THERE THEY! *falls over* ryan (spine): i scry my hand to see where my gold is. Spine: *holding the bottle of liqure and using it to see his gold in the reflexion* where is dissss?

they eventually find who stole it. the halfling child who survived the accidental slaughter of her faimly at the hands of Spine and the witcher. Spine sees her and casts a grabby demon hand spell.

Spine: don-t... sorry she is alive jussst captured *toung thing snakes do* splotson: and how do you know that? spine:...MAGIC EYES! *hes not lying* splotson: go home Spine you’re drunk Spine: but my gold. splotson: go home you’re drunk Spine: but my gold. splotson: Spine. spine: i wanna talk to her. splotson: i don’t think i want you to talk to her. Spine: but i wanna. someone steal’s Spine’s backpack and Splotston runs after them. Spine get to where the halfling is and it turns out it was a dummy, but there is a decoder device. rolls a nat 1.

DM: you speak into it. “hello?” “hello.” “who is this?” “who is this?” “Spine” “who is spine?” “who IS Spine?” roll to be interstitial. Ryan (spine): *fails* DM: you are now having a existential crisis.

mean while more snowball fights. Envoy has in listened the children into pelting the witcher. also she plays a song that makes it rain snowballs.

Frost crystal and Vale go on a hunt with a giant wolf pack! (well the wolves are giant, the pack is just the mommy and 3 pups) they track a dire moose but it was killed by a frost giant which SUCKED cause now they have to fight the giant and they break it’s legs and cut its hand off and it flails and kills the mamma :( vale is saved by The Hunt and it’s divine intervention, one of the pups saved Frost crystal and is now her new pet.

elizander: Envoy, could you make a planter for me in the pokeball? Envoy, atop the yak:.....BEAT ME IN A SNOWBALL FIGHT AND WE’LL THINK ABOUT IT! elizander: *pelts envoy with snowballs, knocking her off the yak* HA! envoy: *nat 20 on a snowball. hits eli in the face and knocks him down* Nazul: *shadow teleports and buries Eli in snow. DM: you start to feel the affects of the snowballs. its very very cold.

Zack’s wife informs him that she is pregnant. he also admits that he touched the hag’s butt so shes not happy.

envoy: *throws snowball at zack* Zack: *catches it. throws it on the ground* envoy: you suck at fun, your kid is gonna be so bored.

vale and frost are off on their own adventure, so is tim and his wife. Spine was told to go home cause he was drunk so he went home.... to the swamp... so Envoy, Nazul, and Elizander go on an adventure!

Nazul: we should play a game. i spy with my little eye- envoy: *throws snowball at elizander* elizander: *throws snowball at envoy who ducks and it hits Nazul.* Nazul: *nat 20 on a tackle and pelts eli with snow* yak: *buries them both in snow. starts rolling giant snowball with Witcher and ghost boy inside*

envoy learned a song that summons snowballs from the sky

also the witcher and Zack met a very gay and very flamboyant saitr. he had kidnapped them and taken them to the fay wild. i left the table at this bit so i don’t know how they got away. all i know is the satir really really really liked the witcher.

frost got a wolf, spine was teleported back via death.

Spine: *summons litch* hey do you have anything that can get me from here to the gnome city? litch (tiffiny): yeah but you’re not gonna like it. Spine: why? *dies* spine: *clawing his way out of a shallow grave in the gnome city* NOPE. I DID NOT LIKE THAT.

envoy: *flying through the sky on a yak* Spine: *flys up* HI MINION! envoy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

nazul: *enters center of market* ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE BLACK MARKET IS? random gnome: what the FUCK are you doing? shut up! gnome police: *shows up* who was yelling about the black market? nazul: him *points to gnome* gnome: *is dragged away kicking and screaming* DM: the only person who could have showed you where the black market is is now being dragged to prison.... shafeek: breaking out of jail is easssssy!

they bust the gnome out and he tells him how to get there. Nazul then kills him.

spine... is hella shady. he gets into the black market and gets a tree spirit and a black sapphire. its midnight as he flies back to the grave yard to murder the tree spirit and imprisions the soul into the gem. he then drops the gem+tree spirit = death seed into his necropolisp. he now has stronger zombies and the ones that needed to regenerate due to the nuke will regen 4X faster.

at this point i had to go home, so there was probably 1-2 hours more of antics

see you next week!

[riaxaraco]

Lol I’d play dnd but I don’t have a squad or a character or any knowledge of the game. I have dice though.

BNHA D&D

hear me out

- midoriya and tokoyami bonding over dnd in the common room

- “Yes. I am a level 12 druid shifter. Dark shadow is a level 6 rogue.”

- “That’s so cool Tokoyami! It’s been a bit since I played, but I’m a level 10 warlock, maybe we could campaign together!”

- Bakugou’s about to call them fucking losers

- but then Kirishima’s like “bro hold my weights” and he just launches into how he used to live for this kind of stuff back in middle school and about how he’s a level 17 dragonborn fighter

- Midoriya and Tokoyami are so utterly taken aback and impressed that they all just start rambling and Bokugou’s just  u p s e t

- Todoroki walks in and just sort of…listens? he doesn’t know what Midoriya’s talking about but he sounds enthusiastic and when they make eye contact, Izuku’s eyes just light up and he whispers “half-elf”

- Todoroki is intrigued

- an hour of brainstorming and explaining later and Todoroki’s starting off as a level 1 half-elf sorcerer.

- “His name is Shouto.”

- “Todoroki are you su-”

- “Shouto.”

- Kaminari barges in, “DO YOU NEED A HUMAN BARD”

- followed by Shinsou who reluctantly confesses he’s a level 5 tiefling paladin because of course Kaminari had to get him into it

- Bokugou’s just f e d  u p and starts yelling about how stupid dnd is and about how lame this entire conversation is and how he’d never be caught dead playing dnd and Kirishima just sighs and is like;

“Too bad, you would’ve made a pretty cool barbarian.”

“A fucking what.”

- It takes Kirishima an entire hour to explain and convince Bakugou that he can’t just start as a level 20 barbarian goliath. They manage to negotiate it down to level 3.

- Ochako comes back from practice in time for the start of the campaign and she just opens up a stray notebook and it’s got SO MANY notes and weapons and stats and she just levels them with a dangerous glint in her eyes, “level 18 orc, fighter class, when are we starting”