#im a jon sims apologist forever and ever

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*MARTIN enters the scene hitting two pans* AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HIS EX

I find it interesting when Georgie says it's bizarre jon thinks everything is his fault "because you weren't able to outsmart the literal embodiment of manipulation and scheming" when jon has been beating himself up for not outsmarting the web his whole life. ever since he was eight in fact