#im a girl im a boy im a lesbian im straight im gay. im meat and electricity and i don't have any strong feelings towards

[wizardnuke]

easiest way to explain it is "bisexual as in bigender" funniest way to explain it is to string together every elgeebeetee slur i can think of

[ahoneesan]

Gas Geferens

my main issue with all the gock girlcock stuff is like, i think trying to make this ontological difference between Male Cock and Female Cock is at best cringey internalized homophobia and at worst like buying into the underpinnings of this farce we call gender too much. why is some girl so afraid of calling her penis a penis? is "penis" "cock" "dick" and all that, in fact, actually inherently masculine? so in order for there to be such a thing as a feminine penis, we have to break it out into its own category capital s Separate from Man Dick?youre conceding that that non-girl-dick is in fact a thing that Men have! i refuse to give them that! and of course once you start tying the word to peoples bodies you open up too many conversations about who Has a girlcock vs a "regular" cock. does a trans woman who hasnt started e yet have a girlcock? what about someone who doesnt transition? if some chicks dick doesnt atrophy enough does it ever transition with her? etc etc. why open up all these questions and pitfalls when you could just not, by continuing to call your dick what it is: a dick.

theres also the angle of the like, Set Apart-ness of transwomanhood. i think historically of the dykes who began to believe that lesbianism made them purer, nobler, better than their straight counterparts. that being a queer girl just made you more innocent and above reproach, that lesbianism exists in world of sexuality thats just capital d Different from the gay boys or whatever. dykes have just as many problems, maybe not all the same problems, but plenty of em nonetheless. maybe its all hand wringing on my part but theres an echo of that in girldick for me. i dunno. were all made of the same meat.

so those are my angles. i dunno that anyone actually cares about this outside of The Joke but i did want to write something slightly longer about it so here it is. clearly the answer to all this is that dick refers to trannies and everyone else has boydick. thanks for listening.

(AUTHORS NOTE: obviously im not talking about girls with genital trauma. im also not talking about calling your dick a clit. thats awesome. theres something very specific im getting at here. read with care!)

[racebox-of-higgars]

Newsies As Things My Friends Have Said - Part Eight

Albert: ᶦ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵏᶦᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃˢˢ ˢᵒ ʰᵃʳᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵛᵉʳᵗᵉᵇʳᵃᵉ ᵖᵒᵖ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵖᵉᶻ ᵈᶦˢᵖᵉⁿˢᵉʳ

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Jack: I just wanna put my brain in a jar. I'll proudly show it off to people like "look at my jar of electric meats!"

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Crutchie: I wish I could not give a fuck

Crutchie: i give So Much Of A Fuck All The Time

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Spot: godDAMMIT we can't iron fries

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Race: I DIDNT MNWO THAT WAS QHERE EYE

Spot: mnwo

Jack: qhere

Race: wow homophobic

Race: AND ON THE LAST FAY OF PRIDE LONTH TOO

Spot: fay

Jack: lonth

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Les: hama me chees

Davey: literally what the fuck does this mean

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Race: y'all ever just. gay disgust

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Davey: alas,, suffer

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Jack: anyway i'm stupid, moving on

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Race: I W A N Y

Race: WABT

Race: FUCK

Spot: wany

Jack: wabt

Race: himjphobic

Spot: hiMjPhoBIc

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Crutchie: THEYRE SO IN LOV

Crutchie: AND IM S ONF T ABOUTBIT

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Race: y'all every just be begging your brain to let you sleep like. in tears. pl,, plea se,,,, when sleep???? and your brain is just like. *sound of a potato rotating*

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Jack: Capitalism is the bane of my existence

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Davey: I AM BUT A STUPID LITTLE BOY WITH A STUPID LITTLE BRAIN

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Race: ah yes, the good ol' scream n stral

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Albert: This is a technique I like to call the good ol' Spin n Yeet

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Race: swiggity swag taco bell in a bag

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Katherine: There's os much representation in this pirate crew of milfs i'm crying

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Elmer, sobbing: my soup exploded in the microwave

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Race: I'm in spain without the w

Race: Wait

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Crutchie: I just don't have,, legs

Jack: n O

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Albert: I swear to god I will crush your nuts

Race: Jokes on you god nerfed me and I have no nuts to smash

Jack, having just been kicked in the balls: I wouldn't consider that a bad thing

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Race: Homophobic

A Straight: How is that homophobic??

Race: You are inconveniencing me, A Gay

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Katherine: Too much is happening there is Several Brain

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Davey: Please don't rub my bones

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Race: Jesus, he's cool, Jesus is my bitch

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Jack, longingly: What is family?

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Race: I got to show off my mad feet skills

Davey: Do I want to ask?

Race: No

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Elmer: Time to get my blood good and frothy!

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Race: The pussy wagon has left

Race: That felt wrong I formally apologise

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Race, during a thunderstorm: Clapping them cloud bussies

Davey: Your speaking rights have been revoked

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Race: You can't beat a Robin Hood furry costume!

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Race: My list of disorders is longer than your dick!

Davey: I don't know whether I should be concerned for you or impressed by how good that insult was

Race: Both

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Race: Who says fist fights and running from the cops can't be romantic? Spot: That's true love right there, war crimes

Race: Correct

Race: So,,, wanna go commit war crimes with me?

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Race: Bussy full of beans???

Race: He put,,, he put beans in his bussy????

Elmer: What's a bussy?

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Jack: I'm a fruit, put me in some granola

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Albert: TELL ME WHAT'S IN YOU YOU OATY FUCK

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Jack: You can't have abs and support Trump, that's just homophobic

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Katherine: Y'all ever just,,, cavetown but make it lesbian??

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Jack: It's pride month I'm legally required to love myself for this month only

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Katherine: Man, sometimes I get sad and just milf

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Sarah: how talk to girl girl pretty

Albert: Just do better??? learn to lesbian???

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Katherine: I got my milf chocolates!

Jack: How are your milf chocolates?

Katherine: creamy

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Spot: Oh, it's a strap

Albert: Famous last words

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Jack: self reflection is OUT, being your friends personal fun house mirror is IN

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uh yeah i'm sorry

@angelslibrary

[thecringefailintherye]

Oliver! (1968) Live (re) watch!

i have already seen oliver!, but not in ages, so i decided to watch it again, enjoy

very long post warning

fuckin hell these opening credits are LONG

i love the fact instrumentals of songs in the movie are playing

i have chocolate popcorn, apple lucozade and oliver! on, life is good

yes i know mark lester is oliver ive seen this like 20 times can i watch the film now

OH ABOUT FUCKING TIME

god is love

IS IT WORTH THE WAITING FOR IF WE LIVE TILL 84 ALL WE EVER GET IS GRUELL

i forgot how much of a banger food glorious food is

LOOK AT BABY MARK LESTER 🥺🥺🥺

ads in middle of movie be like

its harry secombe!

AMENNNN

oliver gets bullied the movie

look at this poor kid

MOREE????????

oh yes oliver i love this song

O L I V E R

poor kid

without any bannister yikes

the one who named him........O-L-IV-ERRR

oh were outside now

olivers just been kicked out oh shit

but on the plus side he has a cute ass hat on

BOY FOR SAY AL

look at oliver 🥺 he deserves better

SOWERBERRY MORE LIKE SHITTERBERRY

theres a severe lack of thats your funeral and i shall scream

noah claypole more like noah clayprick

“perhaps... if i had a tall hat?” BABEY

HES GOT HIS TALL HAT ON YES OLIVER

oliver said dab on them haters from your old gaff youre a funeral advisor now and theyre still homeless

DONT INSULT HIS MUM FUCK YOU NOAH

YES OLIVER KILL HIM

yes stuff the nine year old in a coffin and sit on it well done

"OLIVAH ??" "Yes im here: ((("

ITS MEAT!

oliver deserves better man 

im gonna cry and were like 25 minutes in.

ik its not mark singing but whoever it is CAN SING WTF

i want to give him a hug

OH SHIT HES RUNNING AWAY

hes in the lettuce

LONDON YOU MADE IT !

yes oliver trains exist

DODGER!!!

whach you starin at aint ya ever seen a toff

the beak

look at lil jack wild

me more hintimate friends

cockney accent™️

the artful dodga

CONSIDERR YOURSSELF AT HOEME COSNIDER YOURSWLF OEN OF THE FAMILY !!!!!!!!!!

im sorry i love this song

look this scene is awesome, but it would be COMPLETE with charley oh wait he was demoted to extra and everything interesting abt him was given to dodger

he should have gotten the nobody tries to be ladeeda or uppity bit I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

this cast is BIG

okay i am a Charger Enthusiast but do we all agree there is something oddly homosexual about oliver and dodger in this song

note how dodger is scared of the police FORESHADOWING

ive taken to this SO STRONGITSCLEARWEREGOINGTOGETALONG

how many extras is this ???? yall better be gettin paid

its dodga comin up

this set is sraight out of the book i love it

CHARLEY MATE IM SORRY THEY MADE YOU AN EXTRA 

“oh not again” does dodger just always show up with random workhouse kids 

ah yes fagin the character whos still a negative jewish stereotype

more and more big cast

THESE SAUSAGES ARE MOULDY! (am i going to freak out whenever charley does anything because i love him? yes)

stfu drink your gin

is this a laundry?? no fam 

THE BEST FUCKING SONG IN THIS MUSICAL

IN THIS LIFE ONE THING COUNTS

sorry if i dont add to this until pick a pocket or two is done bc its a straight banger

this song is EVERYTHING 

hard at work lol ok

did he make those himself??? no

couple a wipes

EMBROIDERED THEM??? no

petition for all oliver twist adaptations to refer to charley as master bates like the book and for him to have actual lines and not have his actor switched at least three times

i dont even now who charley is at this point because his actor is switched many a time im just gonna say purple blazer kid is charley

anyway charley bates supremacy

whos bill sikes??? NO

fuck bill all my homies hate bill

rum tum tum is a banger

go bed now

take your hat off in bed dodger

movie fagin has rights

fagin leaving where will he go

BET IS THAT YOU

FUCK OFF BILL NO ONE LIKES YOU 

NANCY NANCY HES HERE !!!!!! bet deserves everything and more ily 💖

NANCYYYY!!!!!!

its a fine life more like its a banger

wheres all of bets lines gone

bet 🤝 charley (being demoted to extras)

its not funny anyore bet.. bet girl please sing youre the best fucking thing about this song

such a happy song about domestic abuse

THERE SHE IS THATS MY GIRL BET I FUCKING LOVE YOU

bullsye rights!

i hate how this movie made fagin more symathetic but he’s still a “greedy jew” stereotype

oliver?????

at this moment fagin knew he fucked up

nancy you deserve better than bill

oh hi dodger forgot you existed

and the rest of you except oliver

ah yes charley “sausages” bates i missed you

THESE FUCKING KIDS THEY ALL LOVE BET AND NANCY MY HEART

im a regular gent i am. no dodger you arent

why is “permit me to assist you across the road” so fucking funny

pov dodgers back on his bullshit so you have to pretend to be a horse and cart for him

not “sir artful” 😭😭😭

anyfink for youu

WHAT FISTICUFFS???!!!

i feel sorry for the child extras man theyve prob had to film this scene like ten times

THESE KIDS CAN SING

 the boys dancing with eachother is too fucking wholesome i love this

again, movie fagin rights

weed riissk lifee and limmbb

you promised we could go see the angin!!!!!

ats on boys time were off

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SONG

HOW COULD WE LET HOW COULD WE FORGET OUR DEAR OLD FAGIN WORRY!!

mate that aint single file did you not hear him

am i the only one who can hear london bridge is falling down in the back??

our pockets hold a watch of gold that chimes upon the hour!!! a wallet fat an old mans hat!!! the jewels from the tower!!!

WE KNOW THE NOSEY POLICEMEENNNN

dodger and charley (i am SURE charley is purple blazer kid even if havent seen this film in ages) are GETTING INTO THIS

oliver 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

movie fagin rights pt 27238227

DODGER OLIVER COME ON!!!!!!!!! alright dude chill

ARE YALL SEEING THIS SHIT, I WAS RIGHT, I TOLD YOU THAT THE LAD IN THE PURPLE BLAZER WHO SINGS “a wallet fat an old mans hat” WAS CHARLEY BATES AND GUESS WHAT HE FUCKING IS. I WAS RIGHT, PURPLE BLAZER KID IS CHARLEY YOU CAN LEAVE NOW

no dont were only an hour in

three kids on the back of the omnibus what will they do

dodger and charley said be gay do crimes

ah shit now look what youve gotten us into dodger

IT WASNT EVEN OLIVER IT WAS CHARLEY AND DODGER GO AFTER THEM

are dodger and charley straight up framing oliver for a crime they commited while also helping him escape

yes they are why are we surprised 

i hate to break it to you dodger but hiding oliver in a meat sack doesnt work

OLIVERS ON THE ROOF????

charley and dodger got oliver into this mess and they are not going to get him out

WHY DIDNT YOU LOOK AFTER HIM????? right calm down fagin

how could i help it :((((

no bill!

stan nancy

“two other boys stole it” no shit

BROWNLOW !

run bitch run

right intermission time now

AND WE’RE BACK!

entr acte

who will buyyy

strawberry girl is carrying this

oliver owns my heart pt 278983728938728

this is a banger wtf

okay its done now right

right?????

UHH BILL???? DODGER???? BITCH WHY TF ARE YOU HERE

have bill fagin nancy and the boys been stalking oliver???

NO SHE WONT FAGIN!

shit.

fuck bill

this scene is far more sadder when you think of how the boys have just seen the only woman they see as a mother figure been hit to the flo or, im not crying, you are

as long as he needs me :(

FUCK YOU BILL

rose maylie is that you?!

look at lil oliver!!

BILL FUCK OFF

i hate bill

“look at his togs! he’s got books too!” charley and dodger are my emotional support kids

anyway have i mentioned i hate bill, bc i hate bill.

I REALLY REALLY HATE BILL

even fagin aka the guy whos keeping these kids as pickpockets has more morals than bill

WE STAY CALM!!

no bill i havent heard a dying chicken

act one was just childish antics now we have THIS

fuck bill

YOURE TELLING ME THE BOYS WATCHED THAT????

jack wild is a banging actor. he genuinely looks terrified 🥺 

this film.. 

a mans got a heart hasnt he?? yes you do!!!

a full song dedicated to movie fagin rights?? did i ghostwrite this?? probably

banger

ithinkidbetterthinkitoutagain!

villains theives and nine year olds

MR BUMBLE?????!!!!!!!!!!

fuck bill pt72898376728909878199

bill youre traumatising him

cmon nance do something!!

also completely forgot abt this but uh does monks exist in this i forgot bc we have had no mentions of him yet

nancy tell him who bill is!!!

bullseye deserves better

uhm what is going on

bill sikes more like bill yikes

oliver what are you doing

BILL TERRIFIES ME

FUCK

omg oom pah pah????

leave oliver alone bill hes like nine

oh banger

OOM PAH PAH THATS HOW IT GOES!!!!!!!!!

just asking are nancy and bet lesbians bc they look it

COULD IT BE OOM PAH PAHHHHHH

god i love this song

IT SHOOOOOWSSSSSS

its the same oom pah pah

“She was from the country but now shes up a gumtree she let a fella feed her then lead her a long” foreshadowiinnggg

OOM PAH PAH! OOM PAH PAH! OOM PAH PAH!

nancy is so fucking smart

getting the whole pub singing and dancing to smuggle out oliver? clever

fuck

bill.. no.. bill.. bill????

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKC

BILL GET OFF HER

NANCY NO

HE STRAIGHT UP COMMIT MURDER AGAINST THE NICEST CHARACTER

BROWNLOW DO YOU NOT HEAR NOTHING

nancy deserved a better death than to be killed by bill fuck bill

EVEN BULLSEYE HATES YOU BILL

ARE THEY ACCUSING BULLSEYE OF MURDER

FUCK YOU BILL

movie fagin rights + fuck bill combo?

youre telling me fagin had an ESCAPE ROUTE??? AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HOUSE THING??? THE WHOLE TIME???

BILL DONT KILL THE CHILD

BILL

fuck, well. #

“WHAT DO I DO!?” “LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME, DODGE ABOUT”

ten quid says dodgers been caught

oh no all fagins shit is gone

BILL DONT KILL THE CHILD PT 2

FUCK YOU BILL

GOD I HATE HIM

OLIVER MATE ARE YOU OK

never have i been so happy to see a character die

rest in shit bill

hi dodger thought you got caught n went to australia 

god, this film is so fucking good.

reviewing the situation 2.0 goes hard

MOVIE. FAGIN. RIGHTS!

FAGIN YOU CAN BE A GOOD MAN YOU KNOW YOU CAN

DODGER??????????

IM TOTALLY NOT CRYING RN

FAGIN NO DONT TAKE IT

FUCKING PLOTTWIST

IT MADE IT LOOK LIKE FAGIN WAS GONNA GIVE THE WALLET BACK TO DODGER BUT NO

once the villain you’re the villain to the end

i completely forgot abt this scene since i’ve been reading the oliver twist book and in that dodger gets arrested and fagin gets hanged but here they get away?

god this is bittersweet

I THINK WE’D OUGHT TO THINK IT OUT AGAIN!!!!!

thats where the film should have ended, i get olivers the main character but it ending on dodger and fagin walking out into the sunset is such a pleasing ending man

oliver gets his happy ending abt time

YES CONSIDER YOURSELF AND BE BACK SOON (THE BIGGEST BANGERS IN THE FILM) CREDITS SONGS!!

well.. that was a journey and half

[fireflytowcompany]

//whats up everybody its 2 am and i cant sleep so heres a whooole bunch of bullshit on my boy james (who may or may not be featured on this blog i have no clue yet lmao) along with like, my overall meta on how i view the family/house as a universe

so yeah tldr im the op of those house fics on ao3 with that dude james who hooks up with rufus if that wasnt obviously enough already LMAOO.... like i feel like im the only one who actually cares about rj as a character so, You Know!

anyway its sappy hours so i wanna make some dumb wordvomit infodump shit about my boy. the basics of his character is that hes a trans guy living in 70s midwestern american who goes on the run from his dad who wants to get a conservatorship over him and or admit him to a Ward. like, by the time the fic starts hes legally in charge of him due to “gender delusions” or whatever, and was basically about to lock him up in their house with no escape. had it been like... 20 years earlier james would have been lobotomized probably.

but luckily he has a car so he dips and goes on a cross country roadtrip to get his titties off. and he does! but his dads a scumbag and hires a private investigator detective guy to track him down and bring him home, so hes gotta bail. homeboys like, half dead from pain pills and post surgery Funk but he somehow manages to make it all the way to texas before his car finally fucking bites it. on the side of the road. in rural texas.

when a girl beats him over the head with a pipe its like, probably not as bad as having to deal with that skin glue shit peeling off him as he heals. like, after that anythings a walk in the park except the weird stinky albino cannibals room he wakes up in. that shit sucks. but luckily hes only like, ketamine or something because he sees his chest scars and is convinced hes like, a sign from the devil/the human incarnation of baphomet. so hes like, hey dude. sorry about that i had a gamer moment you wanna hang out? and james is like dude wheres my fucking car

anyway. baby turns into a fag hag and they bond. mamas all like shit if you live here now you gotta have a cosplay for halloween. james has to go into town with rj and hes like, haha i hate you and if you leave i get to kill you and james is like lets talk about that internalized homophobia and then by the end of the convo rjs got feelings. investigator guy is there and he sees james and shit gets fucked. they go to some fucking clown and eat some chicken. long story short homeboy ends up bashing the investigator’s head in and is formally adopted into the cool murder hick club 

i think its really really interesting in a lot of older horror and like, send ups of 70s slashers how they view gender and like sexuality. theres nothing too explicit in house (besides otis being gay and like wearing a cheerleader outfit) but i think the thing im drawn too (as a gay and trans person) is the way the family just seems to like.. Exist Out Side Of Societal Norms. i mean yeah theres the obvious cannibalism and like, murder shit going on but mama seems like... a really relaxed mom? and their dad’s a clown. i feel like they only judge you if your some hipster piece of shit.

which is like, literally canon. they arent even hostile towards the 4 kids who they end up killing and fucking with until halfway into the movie and by that point theyve been verbally harssing them for like, an entire night. and for what? they took them in, helped them with their car (that they fucked up but they didnt know that at the time), FED THEM and even offered to let them stay for their holiday party. like, they are nothing but nice to these kids but they just wanna mock and exploit them. thats the entire point. like the men see baby as a sex object and their gfs are too up their own asses to realize that maybe they shouldnt threaten the woman for their men being dogs? so they call her names? when its obvious shes probably a lesbian anyway? like what straight girl knows how to lipsync in the 70s she learned that shit at a gay club ANYWAY IM GETTING OFF TOPIC

what im trying to get at here is i think theres an underlying theme, intentional or not, in most of robs films that seems to highlight how people from better off or more “developed” areas love to swarm to the south/rural areas in order to profit off their “misery”. the entire crux of house, what starts this shit off, is that they go on some road trip in order to gawk at roadside attractions run by people just trying to make a living. they dont view the family as people, just props for them to exploit and use for wank fuel because they dress a certain way. their nothing but meat to consume for these people, just subhuman entertainment to them. 

i kind of wanted to highlight some of that in my shit. like, james as a character is someone who always been an outsider for obvious reasons. when he was on his trip he was seen as some kind of freakshow (he didnt pass for most of it) and like, finding the fireflys and seeing how they operate? was like a breath of fresh air. like he fit in for the first time in his life. and i think thats why his ultimate rejection of normal societal behavior and embracing the family’s murder lifestyle comes so easy to him. its still an adjustment of course, but hes going along with it because the people doing it all were genuinely nice to him. they cared for him, and gave him the one thing society as a whole failed to: the consideration and mutual respect as another human being. 

[ask-anna-wheelan]

Hey girl! I’ve been wanting your opinions on some musicals. Post your thoughts of 15 shows you haven’t talked about yet! 💛 ~Ernst

Hi boi!! 15 of them?? I’d love to, I’m glad you asked!!

In the Heights- AH-mazing!! It’s so underrated It was one of the first shows I got obsessed with. The music is great, my favorites are it won’t be long now and 96,000. The whole community aspect of the show and how everyone sticks together is so great. Reminds me of my friends.The only thing I don’t like about it is when the cast is all white. It was designed for POC and it should stay that way in my opinion. 

Into the Woods- yes yes yes!!! I’m a slut for all things Sondheim. The man’s a genius. His stuff is so intricate and precise. You also can’t go wrong with Bernadette Peters as the leading lady. The movie sucked though. I love Meryl Streep but the whole thing was so wrong. 

Wicked- Pretty good. It’s kind of overrated for all the hype it gets? But t’s still amazing. I can’t listen to Defying Gravity without crying. Martha and I sing the songs all the time, especially the Glinda and Elphaba duets. 

Hamilton- AHHHHH. I’m still obsessed. It’s so smart, I love picking lyrics and words apart because there’s so much there. The fanbase is super toxic and everyone thinks they’re a certified “theater kid” for knowing it. I hate all that but I love the show. 

Next to Normal- I can’t bring myself to listen to the whole thing because it’s so. Sad. But what I have listened to is fantastic!! Super Boy and the Invisible Girl is a total banger. Also that guitar? Awesome. It’s great to have a musical discussing mental illness. We need more of that.

Dear Evan Hansen- it’s great!! Really great. I’m glad there’s another show about mental illness and stuff. The score is great, the characters are great, and Ben Platt is awesome. I guess I’m still a little salty that it did so well at the Tony’s and Great Comet didn’t? Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great show, but so is great comet. I would have rather it closed than great comet. I just think it’s better

The Spongebob Musical or Whatever- hnggggg i know people are saying it’s great but its??? So???? Unnecessary???? The set is so extravagant and it has so much publicity. I’ve heard some of the music and it’s good but it’s all over the place. You can tell it was written by a bunch of different composers. I don’t think the world needs a Spongebob musical right now. I wouldn’t spend the money to get a ticket.

Phantom- ok back to positive stuff!! This is a MASTERPIECE!!!!! Andrew Lloyd Webber, you guys. Like wow. It’s haunting as heck. I get chills during that dramatic overture. I’ve seen it three times because i beg my parents for tickets whenever it comes here. (And usually end up pitching in half the cash). Just. Wow.

Heathers- yessss!!!! My stuff right here. Great music. the intro to candy store, The bridge of freeze your brain, and “i wish your dad were good/ i wish grownups understood” etc in dead girl walking reprise are just a few things i love. I still flinch at those gun shots in our love is god. Good stuff

Tick Tick Boom- i love it!! Im so sad its not more popular. My favorite cast is the 2014 one with Lin-Manuel Miranda, Karen Olivo, and Leslie Odom Jr. I only listen to a few of the songs from the recording. You know who would be a great Susan? @ask-martha-bessel. She’d kill it. Plus she can rock a green green dress. I should know.

Book of Mormon- funny. As. Hecc. At first i was so scandalized by the whole “hasa diga ebowi” thing but i got over it. I haven’t seen it (and probably wont until i move out) but its great. Andrew Rannells is a blessing. And i can really relate to turn it off. Gay thoughts, am I right Ernst?

Sweeny Todd- AAAAAAA it’s scary!!! I saw a community theater do it once and what??? The music was awesome and all, i sing green finch and linnet bird all the time. But after Sweeny Todd kills like the 15th guy it gets a little gross. And the unknowing canibilism. I couldn’t eat meat for like a month after. It just scares me. Im never seeing it again.

Falsettos- i need to listen to it!!! Now that I’ve said that Ernst and/or @ask-moritz-stiefel are probably going to kidnap me and make me listen to it (which i wouldn’t mind). I love Stephanie J. Block, Christian Borle, and Andrew Rannells so it’s probably amazing. Except i heard whizzer dies which is sad? But there’s lesbians which i appreciate so

A New Brain- underrated. Soooo underrated. I fond out about it because of our lord and savior Jonathan Groff and no one had heard of it. I’ve listened to the obc and revival and i like the revival much better. It’s got such a good message and it’s gay and it has great music, what more could you want?

Legally Blonde- sooo good!!! We need more shows with a strong female protagonist who shows us that we can like pink and be romantic but still be powerful and badass. Also Emmett Forest is one of the few straight male characters in mt that I’m ok with. Chip on my shoulder is great to listen to when you lack motivation. And so much better is such a bop.

Thanks for the ask Ernst!! I challenge you, Moritz, and Martha to do this too. 

Sincerely,

Anna

[keithharingmural]

all the even asks!!!!

2 - What age did I realize I first liked girls: In 7th grade at age 12 when couples started dating for the first time and I realized I didn’t like boys the same way other girls did4 - at what age did I come out: i came out to a few friends at the end of 9th grade but I didn’t come out to everyone until two weeks ago!6 - Has coming out lost any friends: nope! I’m lucky, I actually gained more friends because I became more tied to the gay community at my school8 - how many gay friends do I have: idk but not nearly enough lmao. maybe like 10 gay and bi friends 10 - have I ever cut my hair short: no my hair is long and it looks better that way12 - how much do I like cats: im actually allergic lmao. still love them though but im more of a dog person14 - do I like high heels: nah not my thing 16 - how good is my gaydar: honestly it’s pretty good. it’s def improved over time18 - how I feel when straight girls call each other “girlfriends” : I hate it and it’s the dumbest thing ever like stfu!!!!!!! 20 - Ellen or Portia: im not like emotionally attached to either of them so idk lol22 - do I want to get married: FUCK YEAH IMMA HAVE A GAY ASS WEDDING AND GET MARRIED TO MY GAY ASS WIFE AND YALL ARE ALL INVITED WOOP24 - do I want to give birth: NO!! I find it really creepy having someone with the same genes and looks like me like biological children seems scary to me. also I have ovary problems too. but i def want to adopt26 - have I ever dated a guy: one time in 8th grade a boy asked me to the movies and I said yes but then cried for hours and avoided him until I went to a different high school and never saw him again so I don’t think that counts as dating 28 - how many rainbow items do I own: damn like none :/30 - do I celebrate coming out day: i came out 10 days before COD but i still recognize it32- have I ever worn a suit : no I’m more comfortable in feminine clothes 34 - do I eat meat: i was vegetarian for a few years like 5th-7th grade but I’m not anymore so yeah I eat meat36 - my favorite LGBTQ celebrity : this is sooo hard to choose but probably hayley kiyoko bc she’s a big inspiration to me38 - how often to I catch myself checking out girls : I think the whole checking out culture is really something only straight guys do and I feel uncomfortable looking at girls in any inappropriate way. if i am starring at a girl it’s always just her face bc I don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable 40 - am I comfortable with lesbian slurs : on tumblr I think they are funny to use but I don’t really use them in real life and i def wouldn’t want a straight person to aim them towards me42 - how outdoorsy am I : moderately I guess. im a cabin camping girl tho44- LD relationship : no luckily46 - how long my longest relationship: only been in one bc the girl I dated was having lots of home troubles and wasn’t in the place for a relationship so we broke it off48 - can people really be 50/50 bisexual : that’s not really up for me to decide. personally the bi people I know are either more straight or more gay but that’s only my personal experience and I’m sure some people are split 50 - lesbian youtubers: I watch rose and rosie sometimes ! couple goals tbh52 - have I been hit on by a girl : yah it’s great54 - past gfs : just one56 - personal meaning of equality : it means no person has lesser opportunity to achieve their goals simply because of an aspect of their life where they might be different than others58 - have I ever shared clothes with a gf : yeah I still have her shirt she gave me ….60 - how flirty am I : it’s hard being flirty when you’re gay bc if the person you hit on isn’t gay it gets disastrous 62 - do I listen to LGBTQ musicians : yes!! hayley kiyoko, troye sivan, (harry styles 👀👀) , etc 64 - discrimination : fortunately I haven’t faced anything major but it’s just that I can’t talk about my experiences being gay without fear of backlash66 - was I ever a tomboy : when I was little I was a HUGE tomboy, some people even thought I was a boy bc I wore boy clothes and had short hair and loved masculine activities. it’s kinda funny now bc im a femme68 - favorite physical trait - looooove nice thighs. like,, im a huge sucker for thighs and it’s a big weakness of mine70 - beer or wine : none! champagne bc im a high class bitch72 - how attractive are masculine women : 1-10 it’s 10 billion!!!!!74 - girls with tattoos : also 10 billion!!!!76 - girls with short hair - a zillion !!!!78 - intelligent women - really hot as long as they aren’t arrogant80 - period same time as gf : yup lol82 - do I have a purse ; always for as long as I can remember 84 - have I ever pretended to be straight : way too often86 - gay women on TV : almost always sexualized to appeal to straight male audiences and honestly it’s disgusting88 - celebrity crushes : im going to marry rosamund pike one day and that’s The Tea90 - love at first sight : like I believe in attraction at first sight but you don’t even know the person so imma say no92 - best place to meet a gf : I guess places like college make meeting new people v easy94 - have I had a one night stand : im 16 so no lmao96 - have I played softball : no98 - disagree with stereotype : that gay and bi women are predatory and have the male gaze, which we don’t 100 - advice : Being gay is so much better than you might think at the moment, find your time when you’re comfortable coming out and live your life freely bc you only get one!

[goddamned-catnapped]

So ive been thinking a lot about this, so much that it gets me very frustrated and i just cant seem to understand this particular "human" behaviour that homophobes dont fail to show us all. The first thing i would like to ask you homophobes is why do you hate gay, lesbian etc types of people? Like how is their sexual preference bothering you and getting in the way of your life in any way because i am sure that hating on something or merely even disliking it should have a legit reason. If your reason by chance is that, it is a sin to be gay/lesbian/trans etc, then let me tell you that, as me being a person who does believe in God, it's true it is a sin but arent you forgetting that God will anyway punish us individually for all the "sins" that we have also committed? Not only that, these people have their own lives and have the right to decide what they want to do with it. I'd say not to hate on such people for being "different" but then again, another question arises "Are they really different?". Scientifically and logically speaking, we are not at all different, we are of the same species and of the same genus so no we are not different at all. The only thing that is different are small things such as our lifestyles, our hobbies, our likes and dislikes and so on. So something like sexual preference and being trans etc isn't different from things as mentioned above at all. Take animals for example, the cow eats grass and the lion eats meat but arent they still called animals? Therefore, hating on others for small varying differences as such is illogical and means you have most possibly lost a legit amount of brain cells and so you radiate pointless hate and violence in your surroundings. Now, let us go back to the topic of homophobia relating to religion. My bff said that, non-muslims (yes im a muslim) and gay/lesbians/trans (note that this doesnt mean only these three but all of LGBT with exceptions of a few such as asexuality, aromantic and so on) etc will go to Hell anyway and again, that it's a sin. But I'm asking you, as a HUMAN and NOT AS A STRAIGHT BELIEVER, that, first, we are to treat non-believers equally just like we would treat another believer and second, if gays etc PLUS non-believers are already going to hell then that means either way they'll go (as many gays etc are either athiests and/or not from my religion too) so why are you treating the people from LGBT (who are [most likely to be] non-believers as well) so differently with hate and condemn them while you treat the non-believers so nicely? I want to say that I don't support these people for whatever other reasons people are supporting them. I support these people because I know how they are treated in society because I have felt it too and i dont mean reading posts and forums about this because when i was in 9th grade, the person I admired the most thought I was a lesbian and avoided me and that hurt me a lot. But i know that such people are also verbally abused and so have to suffer from horrible things such as depression, PTSD and many must have also attempted suicide and committed suicide as well. So as a human, I ask you, what is stopping you from treating these people as just mere humans just like you would treat others? Where is the humanity? Do you think you are not being inhumane for treating your own kind like this? Do you feel better for abusing a person who has never done anything to you? Do you feel satisfied when these people commit suicide and die because of you? Who the fuck are you to tell them who to like and who not to like? Does your mom tell you to choose this particular person as your bf/gf and would you stand to hear her tell you not to choose the person you like as your bf/gf? Isn't that your life? And how is your choice of bf/gf getting in the way of anyone's life? Just like that, who are you to object to what a person feels about their body and which pronouns they want to use? If a boy wants to wear makeup, it's his fucking face and he'll do whatever he wants with it. If a girl wants to grow a fucking dick and become a boy, she'll damn well do it if she wants to, it's her body so who the fuck are you to object to that? I'm a muslim and I support LGBT because they are also humans and if they are already to die and go to Hell, then the least I can do is make their lives here a better place to live in.