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utapri-hcs · 3 years ago

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The lads as dumb shit my friends have said pt4

ANOTHER ENTRY IN THE SERIES NOBODY ASKED FOR BUT IT JUST KEEPS COMING OUT.

Eiji:What scares you?

Reiji:A gun and Myu with a gun

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Reiji:Dear lord, will Ai Ai ever love me the way I love him?

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Reiji:Why the heck are we so low??

Ai:Not as low as your iq

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Ren:Taco bell gives you teleportation powers

Syo:How??

Ren:I’ll wake up next day in the hospital

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Ranmaru: So how’s the porridge tasting? Oh wait I don’t know because I’m still eating chips

Reiji: JUST BECAUSE IM SICK DOESNT MEAN I CANT DO ANYTHING

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Yamato: I would eat Ai’s hair, looks like cotton candy

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Syo:YOU BROKE IN

Natsuki:Politely :)

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Otoya, going over to kill a spider:Okay okay, I got this

Otoya, after he slammed down and it jumped off: Okay, I don’t got this

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Ren:Ran-chan saltiness is enough to give McDonald’s a run for their money

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Reiji:Did you know that you can tell a person by their emojis?

Reiji:As you can see Nattsun here is a very lovey dovey person whoooo is very wholesome and innocent while Eiichan…likes to emotionally dance...

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Tokiya:Do you even have a source for this?

Ren:The source is just trust me

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Syo:Why not just take Quartet night hiking?

Ranmaru:We can’t, Reiji is like 98, he’ll die out there

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Syo:How did you even do that cm to ft conversion in your head?

Ren:I’m a k-pop stan

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Tomochika:Let’s go lesbians!!

Haruka:Oh right I’m a lesbian...

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Ringo:This is an educational Netflix, purely educational…Yep!

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Syo:Nobody has to cater to your ideas

Ren:Two people already have

Syo:Fuck you

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Tokiya:Aijima-san…what do you mean by you want to dress up as a minion and steal the moon

Cecil: :)

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Eiji:How is school Nagi?

Nagi:Someone stole the entire toilet

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Otoya:Is Natsuki not allowed a MacBook?

Syo:He microwaved his last one so he isn’t allowed anymore

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Masato:PROCREATION. IS. A. SIN.

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Syo: Ren saying that he is just daddy Devito

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Reiji, calling ai: Aiai I really need your help, I need legal advice. Myu is interrogating me, what do I do-

Ai:Die *hangs up*

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Haruka:He made me a poem 🥺

Tomochika:You get a poem and I get a quiz in the morning, what is this??

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Natsuki:Awwww it’s so cute! Look at the stickers

Ranmaru:Did Syo give you those?

Natsuki:Yep!

Ranmaru:Get that shit away from me

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Ranmaru:Where was my happy birthday yesterday bitch?

Yamato:….Happy birthday…?

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Ren:Don’t give me love at first sight, give me love at first ass kicking

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Eiichi:Sometimes Van will be like, Eiichi, I’m sad. I’ll be like what’s wrong? And he’ll just not respond back

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Tomochika:I wasn’t that drunk

Haruka:You drank so much that you challenge the boys to a push up competition

Tomochika:….D-Did I win?

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Eiji:Look at that…beautiful Manhattan

Yamato:Wow San Francisco is pretty

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Reiji:We get along so well!

Ai:Ranmaru and Camus get along as well as a house on fire

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Van:First rule of skincare is to uh... have skin

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Otoya:You just gotta be your best prawn!

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Masato:Okay we are now called yearbook planning.

Ren:NOO we could’ve been furry friends!

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Yamato:What is that called? The lab apron thingy

Nagi:First, science tower and now a fricking lab apron???

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Otoya:What’s a female bull?

Syo:A COW???

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Syo:When did they get so many children

Ren:Children are just unlock-able DLC

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Natsuki:Ringo sensei, what does exclude mean?

Ringo:…you mean exude??

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Tomochika:Yeah you would see Otoya sitting down next to Haruka in the pool and being like “…hey 👉👈” all shy. While like I’m drowning in the background

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Nagi: That’ll cost you $100!

Syo: But I gave you a kit Kat yesterday???

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Otoya:Natsuki is like a care bear, I can’t let him down

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Natsuki:I used to own spiders!

Masato:…like willingly??

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Tokiya:What is that in your hand?

Otoya:A kiwi

Tokiya:And what are you allergic to

Otoya:Kiwi- ah I do see why I’m coughing so much now yeah

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Syo:You got me a thesaurus for my birthday

Ren:And look where you are in English!!

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Yamato:I am…

Nagi:A monkey. Thats exactly what you are

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Van:DONT SHOOT THE CIVILIANS!!

Ai:Oh.

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Ren:Is the hot chocolate finally settling in?

Otoya:I realised I’m lactose intolerant

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Van:You just like Naruto bcs of the sexyjitsu

Ren:No I like the sexy Sasuke

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Yamato:We aren’t dating though?

Van:We aren’t yet

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Reiji:So I’m there and I’m tearing up a little. Then I start tearing up a lot

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Yamato:My name is Yamato like as in Yamato

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Masato:Never say de-SU, say des

Ren:Are you supposed to tell me that my animal and mangos are lying to me?

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Reiji:Yeah, my mum hasn’t booked it yet, she forgot

Tokiya:Kotobuki you’re like 36 and your mum still books appointments for you?

Reiji:Yeah, she’s nice. I love her

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Syo:Would you kiss Ai for a million dollars?

Reiji:Like what type of kiss are we talking about?

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Van:I don’t bite, I might bark

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Otoya:What’s an ancient artefact?

Ranmaru:Shining.

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Ranmaru:I’ll fucking snatch that weave

Ringo:You can’t, it’s super glued on

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Syo:He thinks he is cool if he acts like a Soundcloud rapper

Ranmaru:What was that?

Syo:I don’t know, maybe your hearing is going off

Ranmaru:Shall we take this outside?

Syo:I don’t think you could handle me with your old bones

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Yamato:Shion says that I smell like-

Nagi:You smell?

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Otoya:Sniff me up!

Nagi:I would rather not

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Van:Luigi almost died!

Yamato:IM NOT LUIGI

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Ren:When in doubt, put it in your mouth!

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Shining:Come along now kids, let’s take drugs!

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Cecil:I’ll get my friend to posses you

Ranmaru:Who the fuck is your friend? Casper the ghost?? Get out of here.

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Reiji:I can’t handle this anymore! At least Danny Devito would treat me well!

Ranmaru:Why the fuck do you keep mentioning Danny Devito???

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Masato:We are trying to teach Cecil Japanese, he knows mango so far

Natsuki:So pretty good start!

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Ren:In MILFs we trust

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Ren:Cmon sir, sing fergious for us to jog our memory

Ryuya:Are you sure? *sings a bit*

Ren:Nevermind, never sing again.

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Ren:My mum was a straight A student. Who did Tango, volleyball, basketball, music, knew 8 languages. volunteering at the church, hospital, charities. Has a duo major at Uni. Has two businesses. Is a professional beautician, baker and chef. Went to nationals for debating

Reiji:My mum used to steal fruit-

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Otoya, talking about Natsuki and Syo: I wonder how they’re so close. Did they come out of the womb holding hands???

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Natsuki:Tell Otoya kun, I’m making a bird cage!

Tokiya:Why?

Natsuki:Because I like Syo-chan! :D

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Kei:We already know Reiji started the assignment. He’s a fucking gronk like that

Reiji,mouthing to Aine as soon as Kei turns around: I haven’t started at all

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Reiji:I’m so screwed

Otoya:Why do you say that?

Reiji:I feel it in my bones

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Otoya:No please not the country music!! Oh wait it’s Ed sheeran

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Otoya, meeting Masato: Edna????

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Eiichi:LEOS club but with a g

Yamato:Geos club?

Nagi:No you idiot it was the Lego club

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Reiji:What’s no.6?

Aine:Guitar

Reiji:No but like how do you write guitar in English

Aine:WHY CAN YOU WRITE IT IN JAPANESE BUT NOT ENGLISH??

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Tokiya:Can I ask you something?

Ren:I’m not marrying you

Tokiya:Ew

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Syo:Do you know what Ren does to try to stop talking like Van? He becomes a furry

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Ranmaru:Sitting next to someone with COVID is better then sitting next to a furry

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Ranmaru: See she’s even praying for you, pick a goddamn struggle Reiji

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Ren: See plan B is I become a rapper. I already got a job and like I can sing too. I’m a triple threat

Masato:Yeah a triple threat to my ears

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Otoya:What would your rapper name be?

Ren:Lil Ho

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sanchoyo · 3 years ago

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danny phantom season 2, episode 17-20 thoughts! finishing up season two! the finale is the THIRD 2-PARTER OF SEASON 2. that's so many! I wonder how many season 3 will have?

see prev episode thoughts in this tag <3

-UERGH WHY DOES VLAD HAVE AN AI WITH MADDIE'S FACE ON IT. SOOO CREEPY. AND MORE 'CREATIONS' waiiiit. vlad is Dr. Frankenstein! (despite his ghost design obviously referencing vampires) HE HAS 'CREATIONS' HE MAKES THEN WONT TAKE REAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR!!! this bitch.

-danny was late and his friends immediately start going off about how hes inconsiderate, and has been treating them like sidekicks??? he just overslept, my god. chill. even if he has, be nicer about talking about it with him?? he really can't help that he sometimes has to chase the ghosts, or has a secret identity to protect...

-'what kind of ghost haunts a miniature golf course' umm. me as a ghost. next question

-imagine going home and theres a tiny child on your bed claiming to be your cousin. with as many cousins I have, I would probably believe her. but the 'ran away from home' BIT....SHES 12?? SHES SO TINY. I hate that they have her belly out in her ghost form, but I like how her colors are asymmetrical. something about her design...maybe the proportions?? are weird to me...anyway danny was good to feed her, but he shouldve taken her to his parents FIRST. or, tbh, probably jazz. (JAZZ DIDNT EVEN GET TO MEET HER!!! NOOO. I mean she said she'll be BACK BUT STILL)

-ANYWAY. shes voiced by AnnaSophia Robb, the girl who was in because of winn dixie, played as violet from charlie and the chocolate factory, and was the girl from bridge to terrabithia. (the movie that made me cry hysterically when I was 12 and I never watched it again because it Broke Me!) thats super cool.

-vlad sucks: the episode, basically. what's new!! I love how he's like, I'm Not A Villain. *immediately cuts to him torturing danny to make him transform, to get mid-transformation DNA, to perfect a Clone.* *immediately shows that he doesnt give a shit about his new daughter Dani and just wants a ''more perfect clone'' and will put her in danger to get that. will let her DIE to get that*

-Dani is danny's clone and is a girl? transgenderism....one of them has to be trans. or they both are.

-dani just. leaving at the end. WHAT? SHES 12. DONT JUST. NO!!! SHE WAS PROBABLY JUST BORN, A MONTH AGO AT MOST, RIGHT?? SHE NEEDS...SOMEWHERE TO LIVE. MONEY? FOOD?? A FAMILY?? AN EDUCATION???! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S LEAVING!!! OKAY BYE I GUESS!!! D: concern!!!

-the next ep opens with skulker chasing a ghost down. ...does skulker count as a ghost hunter in the way valerie and danny do? I mean, sure, he hunts the good guys too, but he. he hunts ghosts...also, we haven't seen his Real Form since his debut episode! tiny...

-the guys in white are back! ngl, I assumed they were a gag for that one episode. you're telling me they might actually be a threat? ok.

-valerie in her lil nasty burger uniform looks so cute!! glad shes not in that mascot uniform this time. I guess she stopped hiding that she's working there now?

-gregor having white hair, dressed in black and white...and green eyes...sam has a Type, I guess.

-danny being unnecessarily hostile about gregor. danny!!! hes been nice so far. he looks a little...tall to be 14, but. danny doesnt know anything about him! (he does Suspect, but...you cant just spy on people and be rude to them from a hunch.) also, gregor kissed her, and when she freaked out, he was like 'oh no!! sorry, we can take it slow! I understand!' which was NICE. I hate jealousy plots still tho.

-altho. umm. tucker, being concerned about danny spying on them??? SAM AND YOU WERE SPYING ON DANNY AND VALERIE A FEW EPISODES AGO!!!!! im not saying its RIGHT, but dont be a hypocrite!!! AND THEN SAM BEING MAD ABOUT IT, TOO.

-DANNY IS A 7 ON THE SCALE OF ECTOPLASMIC POWER!!! out of 10? so I want to know where the other ghosts rank...I mean it's a list from the guys in white, so, it may not even be accurate, like, they havent seen ALL of his powers, have they?

-Lancer being like 'im not cooperating with the FEDS' until they said they could access his tax records. they already did that joke with jack, but like, its still funny. kings of tax evasion.

-tucker's aggressive third-wheeling. but gregor being super into it. gregor/tucker is the real ship here. then gregor kissing danny on both cheeks after hugging him. bi poly king gregor. (he does turn out to be a liar with a phoney accent. unsurprising, BUT THE CONCEPT OF HIM BEING GENUINE AND THEM ALL DATING IS FUN)

-THE...GUYS IN WHITE THINKING GREGOR IS DANNY PHANTOM. LMAOOO. GET HIS ASS. or,, Elliot. lmfao

-sam saying tucker is part of the package because theyre friends was super sweet <3 but also 'part of the package'...polyships are obviously the solution to these dumb jealousy/love triangle plots.

-danny crashed a whole plane. the collateral damage...

-is he....

-you know....

.... (ITS NOT GAY IF YOU'RE DOING IT TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT, AND LIE TO A GIRL. RIGHT? he was getting a little too into pretending to enjoy tucker's company, and the above...c'mon, guy.)

-lmao, freakshow is in actual prison. I didn't expect a follow up, or for him to show back up! in the finale of this season, too!

-THE SICK TATTOO GHOST IS NAMED LYDIA!!! more Lore On her. freakshow seemed genuinely concerned about her. also, is she mute? I don't think she talked the first time we saw her, either. and we didn't know freakshow 'envied' ghosts, either, the first time, we just knew he was controlling them. interesting!

-...they literally stole the infinity gauntlet from marvel and called it the reality gauntlet. is that legal. what the fuck. even with the gems in the lil slots, having different powers...they had freakshow in jail, but didnt check his pockets??! hes just still in his lil outfit??? what kind of ...oh, its in amity park. yeah, all of the adults are idiots, okay, sure.

-'freakshow!' 'in the anemic flesh!' dude take some iron pills then. also, sure, the red eyes could be contacts for his aesthetic, but the whites of his eyes are yellow! does he have jaundice?! he severely needs more...like, every kind of vitamin. (this is what im worried about as freakshow attacks danny with giant robots)

-again, goth circus is a sick theme, and I love his goth train.

-oh FUCK every single person saw danny transform. on a stage. including his parents via TV. oh god. the guys in white and immediately like 'youre coming in for experiments!' SCARY. at least the crowd is willing to help him to escape...perks of now being a local celeb! even the kids at school are accepting :) this is what, the third time his family has found out? its always been an alt timeline tho. and danny fully intending to just rewrite things again instead of...I dunno, trying to roll with it this time? hes really worried his family won't accept him, huh...

-'maybe our son IS THE GHOST BOY, but its not as if our family's ghostly activities have EVER PUT YOUR FAMILIES IN DANGER' maddie. mmmmmmmmmmmm. okay.

-danny 100% prepared to run away from home because of this :( oh :( and saying his parents are 'looking for him, or a scalpel to dissect him with' ouch...

-THE GUYS IN WHITE TRYING TO ARREST A 14 YEAR OLD. fuck da feds.

-side note (another one about voice actors...) freakshow's voice actor, Jon Cryer, was lex luthor in pretty much every DC tv show, which is why I recognized his voice, because my dad loves those shows so I've seen a good bit of them without seeking them out...)

-the old man saying 'hey, i still had minutes left!' and danny saying 'you gotta watch those roaming charges!' about danny destroying the people in the diner's phones so no one could report seeing him...would kids today understand these things. can you even BUY minutes anymore...I remember my first phone being a flip phone, and the fact I always had minutes when my sister ran out super fast, because I didnt have friends calling or texting me like she did...:/

-the fentons being genuinely like 'why didnt danny trust us and tell us this, we love him :(' and JAZZ LAYING INTO THEM WITH THE 'DISSECTION/MOLECULE BY MOLECULE' LINES. LITERALLLLY. they need to apologize

-technically, lydias stronger than you! -jazz lesbianism moments! when did you even learn her name!!! but also get freakshows ass. lydia is also cooler looking. looove her design sm still.

-jazz psychoanalyzing freakshow... (also, her also having ghost envy? au where jazz is a ghost!! id like to see it)

-im glad the kids still got to go to their respective vacation things, even if they cant really stick around and enjoy them much...

-furry: confirmed. (also tucker calling her hot. tucker is a furry confirmed)

-danny being mad someone at the comic con is selling comics of him without permission, lmfao. give him his royalties!

-freakshow > thanos because hes a drama clown and does use his gauntlet to be FLASHY AND DRAMATIC.

-jazz's 'USE PYSCOLOGY' to danny about freakshow LMAOO. AND THEN IT WORKING. but, oh, freakshow's ghost form sucks. I like him as a clown better tbh. good thing danny took away his ghost powers!

-his parents hugging him and saying theyre proud :"( and saying 'of course you lied to us, we never gave you a reason not to!' and saying they were in the wrong basically for always talking about hurting ghosts aaaa :""(

-then he WIPED THEIR MEMORIES AGAIN!!! FUCK. I can understand him wiping the goverments/student bodies' memories, but why his parents?? they were being accepting!! ARGHHH. season 3 couldve been them all trying to adjust to them knowing!

-I know, on a meta level the showrunners probably wanted to just reset things to the status quo of him having a secret identity. But. We've been doing that for (2) seasons, I'd love if season 3 could be like, his parents adjusting to this and trying way harder to learn more and accept it (and the shenanigans that could come from that) and for fun, if he didn't wipe the students memories, it could be him being popular for a while, then everyone slowly realizing, oh, he's still Danny. Like. he might have ghost powers but hes Just The Same Guy instead of putting him on a pedestal (and seeing them all try and help him hide it from the giw/people who don't know!!)

-fuck they didn't even explain WHY he wiped everyone except sam, tucker and jazz's memories. he just Did It right when his parents were saying they loved/accepted him!! and sam and tucker didnt question it at all!!! HELLO??? very annoyed about this turn of events.

-anyway. onto season 3! I know its shorter than the first two seasons, and is the last season... I might just do it in 2 bursts if I can... :3c depends on the episodes' content and how much I want to say about each!

#sanchoyorambles #danny phantom #dp thoughts

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