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vinnival · 3 years ago

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Heyyyy this is a more odd request but yeah 💀 Can I please get a real world reader x few main characters (more than just the main three)? (For example Hank, The Auditor, and more) So for background lets say the reader got transported into the animation and has managed to run across the main characters in Madness Combat. How would they react to a human with a 2021 mindset? I hope that made sense, if you don’t want to do this, that’s okay, tyyyy💜

THIS ASK IS SO COOL WHAT IM GONNA GO WILD WITH THIS ONE

Pre-Meetup

You were having a great day

You've recently gotten into a new series: Madness Combat

You absolutely ADORED the characters, how Krinkels displayed them with little to no dialogue

You were a little peeved at the veteran Madness fans gatekeeping it, but whatever

Everything was all fine and dandy until you happened upon a gun in the middle of your house one day.

You were VERY suspicious, suddenly on high alert

You reached out to touch the thing, and paused when you watched it start glowing.

Your eyes went as wide as saucers- the closer you got to it, the more cryptic it got. It gradated into an inky black as you approached, and the highlights burned a malicious red shade

Black particles surrounded it, and you considered calling the police

What would they do???? Gawk at it????

"I'm sure it won't kill me..."

You reached out and touched it gingerly.

And... you watched as the world you knew- the bright blue sky, and the luscious green grass- warped intensely into colors of blood red and stark grey.

You now laid in a half torn down building, your hand now completely holding the gun.

You thought you were having a fever dream. You were panicking, and didn't realize at the time where you were.

Getting up and staggering, you wandered from the crumbled building

Everything looked so familiar, in a way. But, your racing brain and heart couldn't place a finger exactly on it.

You held the gun weakly, still continuing to walk in the random direction you chose to walk in.

You were just toying with the weapon (unfortunately you've never handled a gun before) when you bumped your head on a sign.

You looked up, hopeful for a location. Instant regret.

You heart stopped, and your brain put the pieces together as you read on the sign, clear as day;

WELCOME TO NEVADA

You noticed the Nevada part was sprayed over and HELL was written right under it

Oh my fucking God somehow you teleported into the Madness Fucking Combat Universe

You looked down at the gun. "Oh my fucking God what do I DO."

MEETING THE CHARACTERS

Your clothes stood put against the grey and red palette, and you yourself stood out- you looked completely different from the average grunt.

Of course you weren't gonna go ignored by the ones that inhabit Nevada

You made a point with yourself to try and alter the story with your knowledge

HANK

The only solace you could find was in the local animals, you were happy Krinkels confirmed cats in the madness universe. You sat there and just pet the little thing

You then heard gunshots in the distance. At the last second, you dodged a car speeding your way.

You watched incredulously as the car sped on, and caught a flash of red in the side door mirror

Your eyes widened, your mind suddenly overreacting, is that.... is that Hank???

You were silently freaking out when you heard the screech of car tires, and the car motor rapidly growing louder again

The you nearly dropped the cat in fear when the car halted right in front of you, and your eyes met theirs.

Holy fucking shit you weren't over thinking that IS Hank

You can tell he had a "what the FUCK is that" look on his face

When he got out of the car???? you were overheating

these fanartists online aren't mf wrong that man is 7 feet tall.....

Specifically 6'4 but like. Hyperboles

he can see the fear on your face HSHAHAH

He towered over you while he examined you

Cat was just :3

You stuttered out a hello and he was even more interested bc you spoke his language

He liked you and cat

He must have you and cat

He straight up picked you up and brought you home

And cat too

He didn't doubt you when you said you were from an alternate universe ADUWJWJ he's seen worse

You sometimes pull out 2021 slang and he's like "???? ?? ??? ???"

"Even Deimos is afraid!" (jojo reference)

Mostly just like "what the fuck is a nose"

You give him a blender and he is confused but appreciates it

THE AUDITOR

He has surveillance everywhere, the minute you showed your face, Auditor immediately sent after you

Is actually really fascinated by you

Thinks you're a prophet (you kind of are?)

If you're an auditor simp, congrats! You are his main focus now!

He sticks by your side and protects you all the time

You're like his most important possession now :]

Auditor is also tall, and you get really nervous because you know if you messed up, you know he'd off with you immediately

Honestly same with just about everyone in madcom but

Yeah

You know the facility by heart FJEKFJ huh wonder how you know....

Definitely convinced Audi to let you see the MAGs

You give them exsctly what they deserve: praise, headpats, love, etc

It works lol Audi is amazed at how you know these things

Once again, prophet 👀

Would teach you how to defend yourself obviously

TRICKY

This is the one I've wanted to write mostly

Reality breaking clown with another (kind of) reality breaking human?? Yo

They met you after they poked you awake from under your makeshift shelter one day

Bitch you just about ascended to the heavens (?), you jumped that hard

He was very curious about you

Pressed down on your nose :]

"NOT LIKE CLOWN BALL..."

He doesn't judge how you look bc he's pretty messed up himself (i love you bby)

He is so amazed at how you know EVERYTHING

Like you understand the layout of the place, how Tricky fought, even knew little helpful tidbits about Hank that would help the clown beat his ass

You especially knew that he liked hotdogs !!!

When you told him you were from another reality he was like

:o) COOL

He always makes sure to protect you because you're his one and only coolest friend AAA

you definitely give him all the love and affection that he's always deserved

You try to avoid using his old name, but you're really tempted to just Ask him about it to try and get some lore on him

Would that work??? Huh

Either way you care him because gotdamn he !!!! !he deserve!!!!!!

DEIMOS

Met you when Hank picked you up and brought you back

God he thinks you're so fucking cool and ethereal

Like a god come down to Nevada or smth

No, we're not gonna mention Jebus

what kind of self-aware madness combat fan (that got teleported into madness combat) would you be if you didn't warn deimos of the shot he'll get to the head

When you tell him that, he's like "aw fuck do I die?" and you reply; "yeah lol people call you dedmos"

"THATS SO FUCKING MEAN BUT FUNNY PLEASE KEEP DOING THAT"

When you tell the main 3 that people love drawing them in your home dimension Deimos just pulled you aside immediately after

"So uh.... about the drawings...."

"Yes?"

"Do they uh.... do they draw me sexy? And buff?"

"No you're a stick compared to the other two"

"FUCK"

A little confused by your slang but gets the hang of it after a while (poggers, bet, ez, etc)

You'd usually cringe when people who never used our internet slang before suddenly uses it but deimos just sounds so. natural

You have a feeling that people who write stories, drew comics, made anything for madcom characters, went through the same shit you did and just carried their experiences back to your home reality

Thus why all the headcanons oddly fit the characters??!?!

mf is actually excited to die when you tell him what happens after

"ARSON??!!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!"

Sanford heard that, "Deimos, no,"

SANFORD

This guy is probably very suspicious of you right off of the bat after Hank rides you to the base

Might think you're one of Auditor's experiments

When you revealed you only had the gun, he let up his guard just a little bit

Likes to listen to stories about your reality, explaining the pandemic, technology, how there's an actual other Nevada that's Normal

You try to quickly skim over the fact that they're just fictional animated characters in a web series called Madness Combat

He wants to know if he'll die somehow too

"Wellllll...."

After explaining, his head drops.

"So I don't get any superhuman powers?!"

You recalled that one Krinkels post, "You can eat really spicy stuff, though. The others can't really"

Deimos and Hank were kind of offended at that but that was later proven right

After the contest you also pointed out how he's survived this long all without wearing a shirt and he's like "well yeah I guess"

Sanford was now convinced, "Okay, you're officially the coolest thing in my life. Maybe kind of creepy, but still cool as hell."

You definitely confuse and embarass him (maybe slightly boost his ego) when you say people love his muscles and booba

WHO DOESNT

RARARARARARARARARA

This was so mf fun to write heLlo hiiiiidjjd omg I hope you liked it. Now I will go play the fuck out of skyward sword HD

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