#im 30 yrs old this has been happening since i was a teenager im imploring u to stop

[spannardnation]

i hope ppl realise that when they lie on the internet to get attention using the stupidest stories bc they think it sounds wholesome, everybody with a fully developed logic centre just collectively fucking groans and ur not cool please do something productive with ur time

"OH MY GOD U GUYS SO I JUST [insert thing that didnt happen and sounds like its a plot from a disney channel show or a v cheesey fanfiction] AND IT WAS SO AMAZING I LOVE PEOPLE!!!!!"

like if u want to write smth uplifting just??? write fiction and present it as fiction trust me it will have the same effect that u THINK lying will and it wont elicit the desire in me to comment "and that man??? albert einstein" or "and then everybody clapped" at the end