#im 2 seconds away from breaking my computer i need to eat something ugh

[stinkrascal]

ive been trying to fix this stupid grass for literally an entire day im actually gonna cry im so frustrated right now

[sheilarice1]

(Silver Death - Part 4)

Ew. I’m old:

"Holy shit."

"What? They aren't that bad. Besides, it was my own damned fault that I got them."

"That are very bad Lady of Silver. Only a great worrier could have walked away from battle with these wounds and survive."

"I'm going to agree with Thor. When I did this, it should have killed you."

"Nah. Hulk did it, not you. Besides I found a medic quick. I am fine. Oh and Thor. I'm no warrior. I am a cold blooded killer, nothing else."

With everyone staring I push back my chair and go back outside. While crossing the yard I can hear them trying to find out how I survived.

The answer is simple really. HYDRA messed with me and gave me serums and shots. I am way to strong for my own good and can heal quicker than most people. Even the famous Captain America.

Allowing my feet to take me where they wish I once again end up in my shed, not working just sitting in the rafters that hold the bay doors up. I have my own little nest up there.

My nest is basically where four joists meet with boards laying around them to make a platform. There are a few books and some blankets and a pillow up there. It's practically the only place I will sleep. Unless Winter is here. He'd have a fit if he new I slept out here.

Without realizing it I start to drift off until I hear voices coming down the ladder shaft.

"She needs an elevator. No wonder she has such great legs."

"Stark that's disgusting. And not everyone can afford to get an elevator."

"I agree with Nat. Don't be looking at her legs like that."

"Steve do you have a crush?!"

"No Tony! I don't even know her!"

"I'm pretty sure that Bucky wouldn't approve of your crush anyway. It's a good idea to keep it hidden."

"Not you to Natasha!"

"Sorry. I'm at the bottom!!"

Took them long enough. Why wouldn't they just slide down? It's so much faster.

Watching them from above they start walking around my shed looking at what I have. There are 4 doors leading off of the main area. That they notice.

Behind the doors are:

A bathroom/laundry room

A parts room

A computer/hacking room

And my armoury

They go to the bathroom, muttering about how small it is (Stark) and how nice the lighting is(Widow). When they go into the armoury and don't come out for 5 minutes I start to get curious. As I am about to jump from my platform they walk out.

Walking to the computer room I start to wonder what I have left running and what is easy to hack. I mean in their group of three-no five, Winter and Scarlett just came down- has Tony Stark an extraordinary computer expert and Black Widow an ex-assassin who hacked into SHEILD.

I'm screwed. They are going to find me out what I have been trying to figure out.

Who am I?

I know that my name is Jessica Rice, from my HYDRA file that I stole one day. It was like I never existed. It makes my job- figuring out who the hell I was- a lot harder.

Either they are going to find my scans for that or the files that I have from when I hacked HYDRA a few weeks back; they were mostly on Winter, and the doctor dude that did shit to us.

Jumping from my platform I turn myself invisible and land gracefully in a roll. By gracefully I mean I land on the heels of my feet creating a loud clapping noise that echoes through the shed.

Hopefully they assume I have dropped something while repairing the jet.

Never mind.

Widow walked out of the computer room with her gun in her hands looking for where the noise originated. Scarlett is trying to find out if anyone else is in the shed by doing her magic stuff.

One of her ribbon things gets a little to close for comfort and I simply side step towards the jet while trying to make absolutely no sound.

Success.

Walking out of the jet in plain sight -with earbuds in so they would assume that I hadn't heard them come in- I stop and look at them.

"Hi,"

"You weren't in there before. Like 10 minutes ago when we were looking for you."

"I was on top. By the way why are there dents on top of the jet?"

"Because Clint likes barrel roles."

"Okay. Anyway how long have you been down here? And what time is it?"

"Well darling-"

"Do. Not. Darling. Me. Stark."

"Okay. Fine, don't need to be such a grouch about it. We've been down here for like 15 minutes."

"What Tony is trying to say is we were looking for you because we were planing on heading into town to get some supplies."

"Thank you for the better explanation Scarlett. Winter why are you glaring at America?"

"Reasons."

"Whatever. Need a ride or are you planing on going on your own?"

"Well I am not sure what is in your town but Natasha was planing on coming with me."

"Okay. Well I can come if you want me to show you around."

"That would be lovely."

Now, why did I do that? She's been trying to get in my head since she got here and even with the failures she won't give up.

"Okay. Stark where'd you wander off to? I don't want you in here unsupervised."

"I'm a professional adult!" Whining now "Why can't I stay?"

"Because I don't want you breaking anything or snooping threw my files, blueprints or trying to hack my computer."

"Harsh. And how did you know that we found your computer?"

Shit. Um. Uh. Drawing a blank. This can't be good. Raise an eyebrow and roll your eyes.

Nodding towards the now closed door that hides the computer room

"I saw you go in there before I hopped down from the roof."

"Ah"

"But you were in there. I'm gonna make sure you didn't mess with anything."

Walking past him I go into my computer room.

My computer room is a dimly lit room that has 5 screens, a TV, a couple speakers and multiple different bits of a computer I took apart on the bench against the side wall. It's nothing special but it is helpful when hacking different places.

Checking the damage he has done is simple. He has barely even touched my computer that gets used the least. And even then only for music.

Rolling my eyes I leave and lock the door. A finger print scanner that is attached to a 5 digit key pad.

"No one answered my second question."

"What was is Silver?"

"What time is it Winter?"

"It was about 11:00am when Wanda and I came down."

I was in my nest for almost 2 hours. Wow. I guess it was more then drifting off.

Nodding towards the ladder they all file in. Stark, America, Scarlett, Widow, Myself then Winter. He is the only one I trust completely out of this whole group so far. But I am hoping to warm up to Hawkeye and Widow, they seem like people I could get along with.

While climbing I allow my mind to drift because they are so slow. Well, Stark is and he's first. My mind goes to the only memory I have as a child.

**flash back thing**

"Mommy look!"

"Jessica where did you find that? It should be locked away."

"The lock is broken mommy."

"Well. For a 4 year old you are pretty smart."

"Yup! 5x5 is 25!

"Who taught you that?"

"Uncle."

"Jessica. You don't have an uncle. Who taught you that?"

"The man with the smart son."

"Do you mean Mr. Howard? My boss?"

"Yes mommy."

"Okay. I'm going to take that and put it back and we are going to pretend hat the lock is not broken okay?"

"Okay! I like the pretend game. I am very good at it!"

"That you are Hun. What do you want to eat for supper?"

"Hmmm. Sgetti!"

"Spaghetti?"

"Yah!"

"Okay. Im gonna go put this away and then we are going to make spaghetti and our special sauce!!"

"Yay!"

I watched my mothers back as she walked dow the hallway to her room. I had picked the lock on mommy safe and was going to show her. But the worried sound in her voice told me not to let her know I picked the lock. But to make up a quick pretend.

**flash back thing over**

"The man with the smart son? You new Tony's dad?"

With Tony just reaching the top he started yelling

"Who new my dad? And I am smart!!"

"Silver new him. She called him her Uncle."

"I was little. He was my mothers boss. She often took me to work and left me with Howard. He enjoyed kids. And Scarlett please stay out of my head. That's practically the only memory that isn't violent and gruesome."

"How old are you?? My dad died in 1991. You said you were 24. The math doesn't add up."

"No. I should be 24. I don't think I was ever put in cryo freeze."

"You. Um. You were in Cryo a few times Silver. Only for about a year or eight each time but. You should be 48." Winter looks nervous while telling me this.

"Ew. I'm old."

With that everyone starts laughing.

"Shut up! Ugh. Are you girls ready for town? I wanna get away from these three."

"No we need to change."

Realizing they were still in the clothes that I gave them when they first arrived I feel guilty.

"You two coulda grabbed anything outta my closet or dresser. Or I shoulda realized you hadn't changed."

"Meh. On missions we don't change very often Silver."

"Are you sure Scarlett?"

"Yes. And so is Natasha."

"Well still sorry."

Making it into the house I send them into my room to pick out their outfits and would Winter aside.

"Don't let Any one into my lab shed thing. Especially Stark."

"Why?"

"I have files on HYDRA that they don't have. That I don't want them to have."

"What are the files on?"

"Me. My death count doubles you and Widows combined. I don't want them to know that."

"Silver. You can trust this team. They will understand."

"No they won't. Not once they see some of the names that are in there. I killed some of their friends and family James. They would hate me if they knew."

"Tony forgives me for killing his parents. The rest would forgive you."

"I doubt it."

With that I walk away and go to my truck. It has bullet proof with tinted windows. When the girls come out of the house they look happy and comfortable.

When they get in Widow sits in the front seat and Scarlett gets into the back. Their smiles disappear quickly.

This was gonna be a fun day.

[purrincess-chat]

All’s Fair in Love and Superheroes CH2

At long last~ I am back on this. This chapter corresponds to day 10: reverse balcony scene as requested by @yoyos-on-the-wharf I hope you enjoy the next installment of this disaster in the making ;)

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Chapter 2

ladyblogger: um, so that was unexpected

smellywolf: yeah tough break M. who would have thought ladybug would be the one swooping in to steal adrien from u

heeliesb4feelies: maybe marinette should have gone to ladybug for tips >:P

pinkthorn: alix! Marinette is heartbroken don’t make fun of her

heeliesb4feelies: sorry :(

macaronette: im fine u guys. really

ladyblogger: are you sure u don’t need an emergency slumber party? we can eat left over cookies and throw darts at all of the pictures on ur wall

heeliesb4feelies: or we can turn them into a bonfire >:)

macaronette: guys im not upset with adrien

actually a vampire: do you want us to sabotage their date?

heeliesb4feelies: we can buy a bunch of mice from the pet store and set them loose on his yacht

smellywolf: alix thats inhumane

pinkthorn: what if we kidnap her and send in marinette in a ladybug costume. I mean she kind of looks like her I think we could pull it off

macaronette: what? NO! no one is releasing any animals on anyone’s yacht or kidnapping anybody!

actually a vampire: can we dye his hair hot pink while he’s sleeping?

pinkthorn: YES!

macaronette: NO!!

ladyblogger: i can totally write an article slamming her on my blog. i love her but youre way more important to me girl

macaronette: can we just drop it? i dont want to throw darts at his face and i dont want any of u sabotaging their date. he said yes which means he likes her and more than anything i just want him to be happy

smellywolf: aww marinette!

ladyblogger: girl u are too good for him

pinkthorn: adrien doesn’t know what hes missing! youre like the nicest person I know Marinette!

actually a vampire: yeah way cooler than ladybug

heeliesb4feelies: …I mean marinette doesnt have super powers im just saying

ladyblogger: alix

heeliesb4feelies: what? superpowers are cool!

ladyblogger: thats not the point

heeliesb4feelies: fine. youre cool marinette even without magic

macaronette: thanks girls. ill be fine im just gonna sleep it off.

ladyblogger: k were here for u if u need us

pinkthorn: night marinette!

heeliesb4feelies: let us know if you change your mind about the mice

smellywolf: alix

macaronette: night girls

Marinette set her phone down with a sigh, leaning her head back against the chaise. The girls were all sweet to look out for her, but how could she tell them that she was the same Ladybug that asked Adrien out? Not that she didn’t trust them to keep her secret, but with Hawkmoth out there, she couldn’t risk one of them getting hurt for knowing her identity. Leading a double life could be so exhausting.

“What are you going to do, Marinette?” Tikki asked, flitting up with a frown. “You’re not really going to go out with him as Ladybug are you?”

“I don’t know, Tikki,” She said, staring up at her ceiling. “He said yes, and I don’t want to disappoint him. I just can’t believe I did that!”

She slumped over into a ball, hugging a pillow to her chest and hiding her face with a moan. How could she have been so careless? What was she thinking transforming into Ladybug? And then forgetting to change back… Ugh, Adrien just made her brain so crazy and jumbled and distracted, and now Ladybug had a date with him instead of Marinette.

“If you go through with this, you’re going to have to be careful, Marinette. Ladybug can’t get distracted whenever Hawkmoth makes another akuma.” Tikki warned seriously.

“I know, and it could put Adrien in danger if I get to close to him. What if akumas come after him because of me? I’d never forgive myself if something happened to him,” She said, shaking the thought out of her brain. “Just one date and then I can let him down gently. As Ladybug, of course. Then Marinette can figure something else out.”

“Atta girl!”

***

“Can you believe it, Plagg?” Adrien sighed dreamily, pacing the floor of his bedroom. “Ladybug asked me on a date, and it wasn’t a dream!”

“Don’t you find it a little odd that she’d ask you on a date? Wouldn’t you prefer to go out with her as Chat Noir?” Plagg asked before stuffing his gullet with cheese.

“I’d like to go out with her at all. Whether that’s as Adrien or Chat Noir isn’t as important as the date itself, wanna know why?” Adrien smirked, though Plagg’s response was a disinterested blink. “Because it means she likes me, and if she likes Adrien then that means she likes Chat Noir too by default.”

“But don’t you think it’s kind of strange that she likes the you she doesn’t know very well?” Plagg shot back, cocking a brow.

“My face is all over Paris, maybe she’s just a fan and wants to get to know me better. Hence, the date.” Adrien rolled his eyes as if it were obvious. “Besides who’s to say she doesn’t know Adrien? It’s a possibility I’ve thought about a lot since we became superheroes. Given that we don’t know each other’s identity, it’s a very real possibility that we know each other in our normal lives.”

“Yeah and maybe you two are even friends,” Plagg said mockingly.

“Are we really? You know who she is, right?” Adrien perked up, and Plagg’s eyes narrowed skeptically.

“I will neither confirm nor deny whether or not you know each other in real life. You’re not allowed to know who she is, and no amount of cheese will make me talk,” He said with a huff, turning around stubbornly.

“I know, I know, but a boy can dream, right?” He sank into his computer chair and leaned his head back with a dopey grin. “Where do you think she’s gonna take me?”

“Hopefully somewhere with good cheese,” Plagg mumbled under his breath as Adrien stood up and resumed pacing with a finger hooked around his chin in thought.

“Ladybug and I are both celebrities which means that if we go out in public, we’ll draw a lot of attention to ourselves which if Ladybug hates anything it’s drawing attention to herself, and seeing as she’s always so careful about revealing too much about her personal life, she’ll likely want to go somewhere secluded and away from the public eye which means…” He stopped short, eyes widening with realization. “I’m going to get a romantic night out with Ladybug alone. Just the two of us under Paris lights. Plagg, this is going to be the first date we tell our kids about!”

“I think you should wait until after the date before you build a fantasy life with her in your head,” Plagg said pointedly.

“Ha ha,” Adrien replied dryly before averting his gaze guiltily. “I did that months ago and even made a Sims file for us. We have three kids and a dog.”

Plagg gave him a concerned look as if he were a few seconds away from calling in a shrink, but Adrien pulled out another container of Camembert from the cabinet with a smirk, though his distraction was short-lived when a knock sounded on his window. He turned to see Ladybug hanging upside down and felt his heart skip a beat. Even upside down she was still beautiful, but he shook himself to keep from getting distracted and pressed the button on his remote to let her in.

“Ladybug, hi,” He said with a shy smile as she landed gracefully.

“Hello,” She said with a wave before clasping her hands together in front of her. “So, um, about the date…”

“Yeah?” He perked up eagerly, and she bit her lip.

“Is tomorrow night okay? I know you’re probably really busy with all of your modeling and stuff, and if that doesn’t work for you then we can pick another time and-”

“I’m free tomorrow,” He interjected before cupping a hand over his mouth. “Sorry. I didn’t mean to interrupt.”

“No, no, it’s fine.” She waved her hands reassuringly. “So, um, tomorrow then around 7? We can meet outside the school.”

“Awesome! I can’t wait, Ladybug.” He met her gaze head-on with a warm smile, and her face softened as a rosy tint stained her cheeks.

“Then I’ll see you tomorrow then, Adrien Agreste,” She said softly before tossing her yoyo and leaving out the way she came in.

“I’ll be waiting, m’lady.”

 Buy me a ko-fi?

[wejustsurvive]

1-150

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? i actually think its haley XD if not her then sam2. Are you outgoing or shy? im in between. new people make me shy, but i can be outgoing with people im comfortable with3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? meh4. Are you easy to get along with? i think so5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? i can take care of myself thanks6. What kind of people are you attracted to? the wrong kind7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? who knows8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? nope9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? not at all10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? probs emily11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? thank you 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? 

Clairvoyant, you used to say, dead bird, how does it feel, i think your nose is bleeding.13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? i LOVE IT14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? yes 15. What good thing happened this summer? i camped my life away16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? isnt that what a boyfriend is?17. Do you think there is life on other planets? obv.18. Do you still talk to your first crush? nope19. Do you like bubble baths? nope20. Do you like your neighbors? yeah my neighbor is my grandma, we have tea every morning

21. What are your bad habits? seeing the good in people after they have fucked me up. Always trying to help people.22. Where would you like to travel? all over canada, and greece, and thailand23. Do you have trust issues? yup24. Favorite part of your daily routine? lmao blazing? idk i dont have much of a routine25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? my stomach26. What do you do when you wake up? hate my life27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? darker28. Who are you most comfortable around? sam29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? ummm not really, kyle said we could of worked through our shit when we first broke up but i believe we were made to be friends30. Do you ever want to get married? yes i do, i want my papa to walk me down the isle31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? soooo long32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Any and all Avengers. JS33. Spell your name with your chin. hnaqy7l4eyu34. Do you play sports? What sports? LMFAO 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? tv36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? yee37. What do you say during awkward silences? well this is fun38. Describe your dream girl/guy? someone willing to go the extra mile just like i am39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? second hand stores40. What do you want to do after high school? die41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? yes i do42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? im v sad and anxiety43. Do you smile at strangers? yes44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? bottom of the ocean45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? my animals46. What are you paranoid about? people hating me and driving with weed47. Have you ever been high? all day er day48. Have you ever been drunk? YUP XD49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? not really, i wish people would actually find out about some things...50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? black lol51. Ever wished you were someone else? every second52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? lol everything on the outside53. Favourite makeup brand? urban decay54. Favourite store? i dont have one55. Favourite blog? not anymore56. Favourite colour? pink57. Favourite food? sushi58. Last thing you ate? some chippies59. First thing you ate this morning? People eat in the morning????60. Ever won a competition? For what? LOL NO61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? nope62. Been arrested? For what? nope63. Ever been in love? is this love?64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? jon browne, caught on video. Was not expecting it65. Are you hungry right now? no66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? i dont have tumblr friends anymore :’(67. Facebook or Twitter? twitter68. Twitter or Tumblr? twitter69. Are you watching tv right now? nope70. Names of your bestfriends?kyle  haley suzie emily71. Craving something? What? ugh72. What colour are your towels? grey72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 273. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no real animals74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? too many for a adult75. Favourite animal? tigers76. What colour is your underwear? leopard print XD whoda guess77. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla78. Favourite ice cream flavour? ????? something fun79. What colour shirt are you wearing?light blue night with cats 80. What colour pants? i never wear pants when im home81. Favourite tv show? supernatural 82. Favourite movie? fuck too many, something avengers83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? mean girls84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 21 jump street85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? janice86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? the turtles maybe87. First person you talked to today? my Dog and yes hes a person88. Last person you talked to today? ive only talked to my dog XD89. Name a person you hate? My uncle90. Name a person you love? my Aunt Mary91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? YEEE 92. In a fight with someone? Like maybe? ask them, theyre the ones sending anon hate93. How many sweatpants do you have? 2 pairs, need more for work94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 595. Last movie you watched? ant man and the wasp96. Favourite actress? honestly no clue. i dont pay attention to that stuff97. Favourite actor? if i have a favourite its not for their acting skills so98. Do you tan a lot? nope and nope99. Have any pets? i have a zoo. And honestly im so proud of my family i wish i could introduce everyone i care for to them100. How are you feeling? honestly tumblr, not great. Ive been down the last couple months and i keep trying to get back where i was mentally but i having a hard time. Many things are getting me down and i want to fix them but somethings are out of my control. And i never taught myself how to cope with that101. Do you type fast? pretty fucking fast i work on the computer A LOT

102. Do you regret anything from your past? I regret little things, like not speaking up and telling people how i feel from the start. Its fucked up a lot in my life. But without going through and doing what i did i wouldnt be the compassionate person i am today.103. Can you spell well? sometimes when i dont overthink it104. Do you miss anyone from your past? yes105. Ever been to a bonfire party? YES AND I WANT TO GO TO ANOTHER106. Ever broken someone’s heart? honestly, i have a couple times. Im not proud of it and i wish it could of been different but life happens107. Have you ever been on a horse? yes i love horseys108. What should you be doing? moving on and letting go109. Is something irritating you right now? yeah thats one way of putting it110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? lmao yes111. Do you have trust issues? so many112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? Sam, always sam113. What was your childhood nickname? bird114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? yes i wanna go back to alberta115. Do you play the Wii? not anymore116. Are you listening to music right now? i was117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? yes118. Do you like Chinese food? YES119. Favourite book? acheron or Fahrenheit 451120. Are you afraid of the dark? not anymore121. Are you mean? people perceive me as mean sometimes because i like to be honest these days122. Is cheating ever okay? no its not.123. Can you keep white shoes clean? bitch i dont buy white shoes124. Do you believe in love at first sight? hahaha i belive in lust in first site 125. Do you believe in true love? yes126. Are you currently bored? umm not the word i would use so no127. What makes you happy? when my animals are healthy128. Would you change your name? i wanted to when i was young but nah129. What your zodiac sign? gemini130. Do you like subway? yes131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? tell him to cool his jets. Been there done that. Did not work. We are happy as friends and get a long way better132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? honestly probably emily133. Favourite lyrics right now? i love this question

This is your life, there's no way to run from itThe doubt in your brain, or the pain in your stomachI only have the one complaint at the momentDon't paint me black when I used to be golden. 

 134. Can you count to one million? nope, dont have an attention span that long135. Dumbest lie you ever told? i work for telus136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? open for the cats137. How tall are you? 5′5 and a half138. Curly or Straight hair? wavy139. Brunette or Blonde? blonde140. Summer or Winter? summer141. Night or Day? night142. Favourite month? june143. Are you a vegetarian? nope144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? milk chocolate145. Tea or Coffee? tea146. Was today a good day? i just woke up, no147. Mars or Snickers? mars148. What’s your favourite quote? its on my wall

The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift. 

 149. Do you believe in ghosts? yup150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?  the books close to me are all notebooks. page 42 is blank