#illana yellowjackets

[sammyloomis]

imagine being illana yellowjackets and ur best friend spontaneously breaks up with her bf and starts dating this older man you dared her to talk to, and then a few weeks go by and she vanishes for a few days and when she comes back she tells you the guy was a cop trying to frame her mom for murder (and said mom was at a cult compound where some lady died and now thats a whole thing)

then she gets suspended after you help her film a prank where she throws literal blood and guts over some gossipy hags and ur texting and chatting and she says one of her moms old friends (the cult leader) is living with them, and then shes not, and then shes DEAD, and then bestie starts acting all cagey and weird and suddenly goes radio silent AGAIN and u go round to her house and shes not there and u say “girl where tf are u now???” and she says “i literally cant tell u, my mom thinks we’re being hunted for sport 🙄” and ur like thats unusual. and then some amount of time passes and she says i think my parents are finally getting a divorce and also if my mom asks you dont know where i am.

i think id be a little concerned