#ill hire someone with a hazmat suit to remove your throat
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me: god I miss my friends so MUCH i stg the second quarantines over i am going to run away with them and never come back
my mom: actually the number of cases is trending down in our state it might be safe to have a small gatheri-
me: um with the plague out there???? no thank you my friends can wait a few more months I am not about to be part of the rise for a hug
#this is just#how i am#i miss my friends but too many people are already being fucking stupid for me to risk it#the way i see it is the more people stay in the faster this will end and the sooner i can see my friends without risk#also noting that tyere isnt gonna be a single day when it all over#im about to be the last to leave quarantine tho#like nah hon i know shit is just gonna shoot back up if we go out there#someday it will feel like summer#but that day is not today and despite my desire for unrestrained summer fun i am okay with that#we do what the duck we gotta do#if any of yall are leaving your house for something unnecessary i will personally remove your throat#from the comfort of my home#ill hire someone with a hazmat suit to remove your throat#i hate the fucking soft reopen thing they're doing like what yall need haircuts that bad????#anyway one if my friends literally asked if i wanted to hang out and im like ?????? hun theres a pandemic?????#i feel bad tho cause theyre an only child but theyre meeting with their cousin anyway so :/#mine#vent#?#violence mention#tag rant#covid 19#quarantine
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