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[yourangle-yuordevil]

Ohoho well now I am extremely intrigued with your Snake of Ithaca AU. Specifically how the reveal goes of Crowley’s curse, and/or his being the Snake of Ithaca..?

If you’re planning on getting to that eventually, and don’t want to spoil then by all means, ignore this ask. I am just quite curious haha.

After a while Beelzebub gets impatient with Crowley because he's not killing Aziraphale as he should, so they send other two mercenaries, Ligur and Hastur, to do the job. Crowley tries to fight them off to defend Aziraphale... problem is that the more he fights the more his snake features emerge, and he can't stop or Aziraphale will die!!! Crowley manage to defeat Ligur with a trick, but Hastur was about to kill him when Aziraphale just KNOCKS HIM DOWN. Boom, like that, almost effortlessly, "of course I can fight Crowley everybody in my family took military training and I'm also very good at body combat, I just DON'T like fighting!!"

And then when they reach a safe place Aziraphale is like "Oh NOW my vision make sense, you ARE the snake that Apollo's told me will be my friend!" but Crowley being Crowley he just:

Then imagine a distressed Crowley screaming like the scene of the series 2 where he sees Gabriel on the bookshop xD