#ikevamp rp

[ask-ikevamp-faust]

*a bat is in your lab, trying to mix together some chemicals but is clearly having a hard time*

*Faust walks in to see an odd sight*

What’s this? Playing with my things I see… Such a bad little bat…

*he captures the creature in a box and transfers it into a cage*

Now then, what do we have here?

*he takes a seat next to the cage and watches the little bat*

[ask-comte-de-saint-germain]

What do you call a baby sheep wrapped in plastic?

Lamb-inated.

[ask-ikevamp-charles]

Are you okay?? 🥺

[ask-jean-darc]

Bonjour.

Napoleon: "Mozart! You are a terrible teacher! You have to be encouraging. I teach the children in town—let me help him."

Arthur: "Now hold on, mate. If we’re talking about who’s most qualified, it’s clearly me. Who better than a proper British author to teach him how to write?"

Dazai: "Oh? And what of me, Arthur-kun? I’m a writer too, you know. My works are considered masterpieces."

Arthur: "Masterpieces? That’s generous. Your writing’s all over the place, mate. Admit it."

Dazai: (gasps dramatically, clutching his chest) "Oh, Arthur-kun, how cruel! Do you not see the layers of my genius?!"

Arthur: "Layers? You’re like an onion—makes everyone cry and smells funny."

(The arguing grows louder.)

Leonardo: "Relax, everyone. Let’s not overwhelm him. Jean, just write whatever comes to mind. No pressure, alright?"

Dazai: "Jean, you should make it poetic! Add a touch of tragedy."

Mozart: (sighs loudly, pinching the bridge of his nose) "The real tragedy is that I have to listen to this."

Napoleon: "Poetry? He should learn to write properly first. Start with full sentences."

Arthur: "Jean, throw in a bit of wit, mate. Nothing like a good joke to liven things up. Don’t you agree, Theo?"

Theo: (shrugging) "Don’t involve me in this. It doesn’t matter to me. Let him write however he wants."

Vincent: (encouragingly) "Jean, write what feels natural to you. Express your heart—it’s the most important thing."

Theo: "Of course! That’s brilliant advice, Vincent. Only you could suggest something so meaningful. Everyone else, stop distracting him!"

Dazai: (leans toward Theo with a sly grin) "Are you tearing up? Truly, Vincent has moved you."

Theo: "Shut it, or I’ll move you—right out the window.

Arthur: "Give it a tick, and he’ll show himself out the window, no need to help."

Comte: "Gentlemen, please. Let Jean decide how he wishes to write. This is his practice, not a circus. Perhaps you should all leave, and I will help him."

Isaac: "Actually, Jean...you should consider keeping it simple. Structure is important—Napoleon might have a point."

(Sebastian walks in with a tea tray, calmly setting it down.)

Sebastian: "Or we could just let Jean practice without turning it into a philosophy debate."

Shakespeare (dramatic as ever): "Ah, the grievous toil of the quill! Let thy hand pour forth the tempest of thy soul, and may thy words strike like thunder upon the page!"

Theo: “You realize no one understands a word you say, don’t you?”

Shakespeare: "Ah, but tis not my tongue that fails thee, good sir; 'tis thine own wit that falters in its grasp!"

Theo: "Right. And yet somehow, I’m the one still making sense. Fancy that."

Vincent: “Such good emotional expression, Jean!” 

Arthur: "Well said, mate. There’s your first proper sentence spoken with some fire!"

Dazai: "Truly, a masterpiece of brevity!" 

Vincent: "See? You’re already improving." 

Mozart: (mutters under his breath) "The bar is on the floor."

Arthur: "Right, this calls for a toast! I’ll fetch the good stuff. Well, the decent stuff—I wouldn’t waste the really good stuff on Mozzie."

Comte: “Yes, a toast to new beginnings.”

Jean: (visibly exhausted) “Can you perhaps do that...somewhere besides my bedroom?” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My Admin and I made some rules. Please read them and respect them.

There are tags.

Ask box is open, please ask me your questions. It will help my practice my writing.

At the moment I don’t intend to reveal my main blog here. For anyone who knows the admin behind this blog, please don’t reveal it, thank you!

[ask-isaac-newton]

Hi baby 🤗🍏

B-baby?!

Isaac flushed.

... Hello.

[ask-wolfgang-amadeus-mozart]

Prelude.

It has come to my attention that the modern world demands a presence beyond the concert hall. While I have no need to prove myself through such trivial means, I cannot ignore the potential of this...unconventional stage upon which I might compose something other than music.

Consider this an experiment—a symphony of words, if you will—where I may reflect, critique, or even seek inspiration. Perhaps, in this modern era, there is merit in exchanging ideas beyond the confines of my piano.

Or perhaps, I simply grow weary of unrefined minds failing to grasp the beauty of true art. Think of this as my effort to elevate the discourse.

If you have come seeking mediocrity, you will find none here. Genius does not pander.

— Mozart

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My Admin and I have established a few rules for this space. I ask that you read them carefully and respect them.

You will find the tags properly arranged for clarity.

Curiosity is the seed of understanding, though few possess the discernment to ask questions worth answering. If you count yourself among the exceptions, the "compositions" box awaits your inquiries.

For now, I do not intend to reveal the identity of my Admin’s primary blog. If you happen to know who manages this space, I kindly request that you respect their privacy and refrain from disclosing it.

Thank you for your understanding.

[ask-ikevamp-vlad]

"Vlad" A robotic voice could be heard behind you. If you dare turn around, there's this strange furry and mishaped thing with glowing eyes behind you then continues to walk into Faust's lab. Why? Who knows... Who knows if it's the first time it's been there.

- The Robo-Dog Furby

...

... @ask-ikevamp-faust what in blazes is that thing- did you make it?- or-

[ask-ikevamp-charles]

Hmmm 🤔 How deep is the ocean? I hear most of it is unexplored too 😃

Adonis, from a poem titled “Unintended Worship,” featured in If Only the Sea Could Sleep

[ask-ikevamp-faust]

FAUST. I dont know how. Or why. Or whatever. Got your first experiment finished up and... really. Cat ears??? I- hoping that this was a weird failed experiment

- @morgan-squad

I see… so mixing it in with meals diluted it… resulting in half animals… how interesting. Why a cat, have you been thinking of cats recently?

By any chance, have you ran into Vlad or Charles?

[ask-comte-de-saint-germain]

Remember, if you're being naughty, 'Daddy Comte' might have to spank you.

And we don't want that, do we?

Punishment aside; What do you call an Italian without hands?

Mute.

@ask-leonardo-da-vinci Is this what you meant when you said I should act like a proper father?

[ask-ikevamp-charles]

*a small brunette with long hair wonders around the castle. She is clearly lost and scared*

*Charles watches from a distance, he wants to approach but is unsure if he should. He’s confused why she’s in the castle and how she got there*

…

*Finally he decided to slowly approach, hoping not to scare her*

Hey there, do you need help?

[valkyyriia]

@ask-ikevamp-vlad @ask-william-rex

These look yummy!

by proof_cafe

[ask-jean-darc]

Can I adopt you?

I will dress you and feed you

- @bontu-the-l0ver

[ask-isaac-newton]

Hey, Isaac?

Has anyone ever told you how lovely and beautiful your eyes are? They remind me of fresh cherry blossoms during spring time 🌸

Isaac's cheeks turned pink and he averted his eyes.

.. All of you are truly curious.

I suppose I should say thank you. Never let it be known I have no manners.

.. Even if I do find myself wondering why all of you insist on speaking with me, much less complimenting me.

Thank you.

[ask-ikevamp-vlad]

Event start!

⭐️: Lord Vlad?- where di- oh there you are! I'm glad you're ok!

Who are you?

⭐️: 😐😑😐 what?- I'm Star?- one of the humans that has been helping you-

Humans have... interesting... it seems to be willing to...

⭐️: ... you're not the Vlad, I know- ok- so- let's call you- past Vlad?- since a future one would know me

Alright, but what are we going to do?

⭐️: well, we cab trade off questions, I'm sure people here have some for you, and you can ask me or even them some in turn

Sounds fair, let's.

[ask-ikevamp-faust]

How amusing. Are you interested in seeing the compatibility of our demons?

— Nikita Gill