#ik poor alastor

[charcharbar]

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With the reveal of Abel now outside of leaks, unless people are right about the crackship idea that Lucifer knocked/got knocked up by Adam and is the secret father, I feel like the implication is that Eve is white.

Lilith, Adam, Eve, Abel and Lucifer are all white. All of the first humans are white. All of the royals are white, all of the people in power are white. Excluding a few characters, like Sara and Emily(who are still gray, and not black btw), almost the entire governing systems are white people.

I don't understand why Viv acts like her being Latina is the reason people don't like her work, or that hating on a successful Latina woman is all anyone is ever doing, when her representation is terrible???

I'm not special for saying this, cuz this has been a problem since day one and plenty of people complain about it. But every brown/black isn't ya know.......BROWN. Velvette is the only character I can think of thats actually black.

Alastor, Val, Vaggie, Carmilla are all either gray or purple. And Alastor doesn't even have a good excuse like Val or Vaggie have with being bugs. Deer are usually brown anyway, and he's the most humanoid of all the furry characters so him having a more human skin tone wouldn't be that odd of a design choice.

I'm probably missing some other characters because Viv is awful at conveying that a character isn't white. Husk doesn't count, he's only black because Keith David is playing him, he was never intentionally written to be black. (And neither was Alastor so, ¯\_(:/)_/¯) Niffty is only Asian because her pilot VA could speak Japanese, and Viv was like "yeah sure, whatever. she can be Japanese" without any further thought being put into what that could mean for her character. Vassago may or may not have been originally intended to be Latino, idk, but again he's still being played by a irl Latino so it could just be the same problem with Husk.

There's nothing necessarily wrong with the first humans all being white, but there's also nothing wrong with stopping to ask yourself "Why is it that my first instinct is to make Adam and Eve white? Is it my own bias? Is it because this is what society pushes as biblical canon?"

Almost everyone has racist or uncomfortable biases. It's normal when you live in a racist society. You grow up hearing things or absorbing information from your peers and the people around you. The best way to avoid that, is to sincerely question and understand why you feel and think the way that you do. Asking, "Why is it that when I want to convey that this character is evil and scary, my first instinct is to use symbols and words from a foreign religion? Is it because I'm genuinely interested in this religion, and want to explore it? Or is it because I've been taught to think that foreign cultures, especially black cultures, are inherently more scary and monstrous?" Is how you actually figure out if what you're doing is something to be concerned over, and if it's something that's hurtful or mean and thus should be corrected.

But Viv doesn't ask these questions. She uses being Latina to deflect her racism, or claim that people engaging with her art in a way she doesn't like is just them being the racist ones.

(Or homophobia, or hating SA victims, or just being mean to her for no reason. And I get it to a certain extent. She's been dealing with anti's and people fucking with her over being a furry FOR AWHILE NOW LMAO. Sometimes its hard to tell when something is a REAL genuine critique or complaint, and who's just bitching again because they can't handle a pop song about SA, or a bathtub of snakes, or the fact that valangel exists at all. Some people are out to be actually fucking awful for no real reason, but she tends to lump everyone who doesn't like her work as the same when thats not the case. People are also stupid, and genuinely in their very, very dumb hearts think that Snakes In A Bathtub is on the same level as like, racist appropriation and will treat Both with the same Severity because they're stupid)

She panics, and doubles down instead of actually thinking about what she's doing. "Uh, uh, uh, HE'S ACTUALLY MIXED. SO ITS FINE." Isn't helpful. That wasn't the problem. She treats race like its a toy that she doesn't even want to use. There's no sincerity behind anyones design or backstories. It's literally not relevant to her.

Anyway, rant tim. Viv needs therapy. She's definitely too mentally ill and immature to be handling this shit on her own. She is in soooo far over her head and it not only results in a bad show, but probably isn't good for her either.

[gucci-depressione]

Like just. Holy fuckin shit wow. Everything in the last episode was everything I ever wanted and more.

Like omg husker and angel are growing closer and like can't wait for them to become cannon

Also alsastor and nifftys interaction was cute and I love how she made him a crown of dead bugs for him lol. I wanna know more abt them lol.

And their outfit changes are cool. I love Charlie's shelid looks awesome.

Had a feeling that Charlie and vaggie were gonna have a duet and I was right and omg their kiss aaaaa they're ao fucking cute together

And omg the fucking fight scenes are so fucking incredible and aweome and so well animated. Like alastors fight with adam, vaggie vs lute, Charlie and lucifer vs Adam. Like dam they all went hard as fuck bro

Adam defeating alastor and him barely escaping with his life like dude I thought Al was gonna win bc he's powerful but ig not lol too bad adam died so no rematch lol.

Sir pentcoius sacrirce and he made it into heaven bc he reddemed himself yay good for him but also his friends are sad he died but I figured he'd be the one to die.

Also poor razzle [or is it dazzle idk] will be missed I'm glad that razzle, keikei and fat nuggets are okay but razzle :'(

vaggie is such a badass I had a feeling she was gonna win against lute. And lute ripping her arm off was cool.

And Charlie and Adams fight was epic as hell like yass girl and like her demon form is so awesome. Charlie is such a girlboss and I fuckin love her.

And also omg luci taunting adam in their fight and all his shape-shifting was very cool and lo e how he was about to use fireball to kill adam before Charlie stopped him

And let's not forget that nifty being the one to kill adam she's such a gremlin love her for that.

And the Vee's reaction especially vox's were very funny lol.

And the song they were singing as they rebuilt the hotel was so good and made me emotional lol a d when lucifer told Charlie that she did amazing is awwww

Also omg liliths in heaven [or eden] and she made a deal with adam i wonder abt that and if she becomes a mastermind in season 2

But like overall what a fuckin masterpiece of a show lol. Yes I'm aware there are issues and the pacing was kinda rushed and shit like that but I don't care. I love the show very much and I've been a fan of it ever since the pilot aired all those years ago lol [ik it's been 4yrs but it feels longer than that yenno]

I just have so so many thoughts abt this and i need to rant abt it somewjere or im gonna explode lol. Im not gonna stop talking bout it for very long time lol.

[flatfuckfridays]

//oorp, tis the anon that made the doxxing joke, and dw- ik you wouldn't!! i am just tryna piss this guy off, but if you arent comfy with jokes of that nature than ill make sure not to make them again /gen ^^ anyways, once more in rp...//

yup, something *so* inconsequential!! geez, if i had to guess, dare i say the big bad media overlords going soft? lazy? or maybe.. a bit too busy staring with wittle dejwected hweart eyes over at a busted radio? 🥺🥺 awh, poor wittle baby...

//The way yall are disrespecting this man has me wheezing, dw you’re fine on the jokes anon 💞thx for asking tho :>//

[Slowly I’m reminded why I don’t interact with the masses as much as Velvette. It’s because the majority of you are just attention whores.]

1] I’m not going soft, I’m keeping my temper.

2] The day I stare at any of that prick’s radios with “dejected heart eyes” is the day all nine rings collapse and Alastor reveals he has a heart

[rick-ipedia]

Yay I love the game night fics! They're so cute, I love everyone just interacting. and omg they're playing telestrations! GOAT game

This is extremely accurate to the telestrations playing experience too. I love the little moments of "how tf am I supposed to draw that?" or "well what else would I guess, that's what you drew???"

"Niffty stared at Vaggie’s drawing like it had tried to put her on camera" CACKLING

Alastor speaking in gen z slang = me trying to be cringy and embarrassing to all the kids at work

And money shot turning into fancy drinks 😭 also extremely accurate

Angel is so relatable, I love that he reads "little German boy pants" and is just like "new vocal stim unlocked"

omg radiodust flirting 😭 and Al wants no part of it. they're so cute

“'Intimate favor of the winner’s choosing, to be negotiated out of Vaggie’s earshot?' 'Please,' Vaggie said flatly." Poor Vaggie lmao at least they're showing some restraint

And Al's a sore loser lmaoooo I love Rosie trying to keep the peace

ANGEL'S REACTION "oh there is something wrong with me" YESSSSS LMAO ME TOO BABE we love our scary men

Pentious drawing everything as eggs is precious

I love that it just turns into a drawing party. I love the hotel's dynamics the way you write them, they're so cute! They're just bros!

"Rosso, spaventoso, ben vestito" is a very good description

Ik you already did a threesome chapter but i would love to see the results of that bet 👀

Title: The Art of (Mis)Communication Rated: M Length: 7.5k Summary: To help get Angel's mind off of a rough day at work, Cherri brings over a game for the hotel crew to play, best described as “the beautiful bastard child of Telephone and Pictionary.” It's a big crowd for game night with Cherri around and Rosie taking up Alastor's standing invitation to come join in the fun! With plenty of booze and snacks and a wide range of artistic skill levels, there's quite a lot of room for hilarity…and for conflict. No real harm in a little friendly headbutting, though, right? As long as nobody catches an antler….

[bluexiao]

okok!! alastor is one of my favs from my ocs hehe

basically alastor is a famous violinist from fontaine

he goes to many cities and places to perform and he's obviously well known

since there's a lot about him i will separate sections so its easier for u to read :)

u don't have to read all of it

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basic info :

gender : male (he/him)

age : 20

bday : february 2nd

sexuality : idk pan

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backstory :

he grew up poor with his mother who was a music teacher

they couldn't afford a home so they lived in an abandoned mansion by a forest

however alastor is very smart and has perfect pitch >:)

while his mother tried her best to make money, alastor had to take care of the home and had to buy things like food and clothes

sometimes he had to pick food from the forest trees (was very dangerous since at the time he had no vision)

his mother taught him violin, however when she died alastor was not that great (he didn't really like violin, he only did it because it made his mother happy)

he wanted to continue to learn violin (to make his mom proud) and took multiple jobs, and when he got fired he always said it was because he was late or untidy, but actually he always got fired for playing pranks on his bosses which was a way to threaten them for a raise (it never worked)

one time he heard a musician playing on the streets, and somehow alastor started to learn violin from him just by listening him tune and play (from perfect pitch or whatever)

after a few years he started to play violin on the streets until he got noticed and wow now he plays at fancy concerts

he still dislikes violin

wishes his mom knew piano instead but it's all good

but anyways

since he came from a poor background a lot of people disliked him

his hate for violin was not that open but it was still visible

so ppl said "whys that dumbass playing violin if he plays it?? what is a smart boy like him doing just playing some tiny violin?? this is why he gets no girlfriend smh"

alastor wished he had a cryo vision to just freeze their tongues off

and boom

he got a vision or whatever i'm sorry i really don't know

yeah i'll update this later

i actually had an idea but i didn't write it down. and. when i remember i will remind I'M SORRY

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personality :

he doesn't really understand his own feelings

(if u know project sekai then u can say he's sort of a mix of ena and toya but moving on)

he has a bad temper but is good at hiding it (really wants to freeze their face off tho)

thinks he's the worst so he acts like the best

likes to read a lot, prefers to be alone

also has a journal and his messy ass handwriting

he pretends that he knows what he's doing but he's just a socially awkward desperate threatening tall string bean with black hair

emo

plays a lot of pranks and jokes around a lot (no one laughs. they all get mad.)

everyone love-hates him

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looks :

pretty tall. 5'9-5'10

black medium length hair (like a black version of tomo's and kazuha's hair)

usually it's in a messy ponytail but for concerts he makes it into a braid

he wants to dye it one day but he's always told it'll look untidy and he'll always have to take care of it

i don't have good fashion sense so just imagine a mix of kaeyas clothes and diluc's bartender clothes

he has black gloves and on his right hand he has his vision on it

like it's another thick glove on top that has the vision embedded in it IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN

his hands are big or he just has a small vision??

he has grey eyes (like not rlly grey they're also slightly blue?) grey eyes with light blue highlights (and diamond pupils)

i'm sorry he probably looks so boring

he also has diamond earings (like they look like shards of ice)

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gameplay (my fav part)

so ik i said he's a cryo catalyst but he can actually switch from a sword and catalyst (like raiden shogun)

he works best with frozen reactions (so blizzard strayer is great)

he's like a dps that uses charged atks and burst

normal atk --

3 different atks that deal cryo dmg (like a few ice shards/icicles attacking opponents)

the way he attacks is almost like he's playing violin with the bow

so he's just swaying his arm around but gracefully. idk. i'm bad at explaining them with words but uh. it's up to ur imagination

his catalyst does not show when he attacks

charged atk--

he raises his arms like the. the person that leads the orchestra i forgot the name

and it releases a bunch of small crystals that are sort of like a tiny ningguang burst

elemental skill-- glacial shock

his skill has a 10 sec cool down

he sprints back and releases a small diamond sort of thing that applies cryo to opponents (like mona but cryo, however the opponents don't attack it)

when an opponent is hit with the diamond it applies a music note affect, which changes dependinf how many times it was hit

when the diamond disappears after it makes the music note burst and does cryo dmg to the opponent

at talent 10

diamond release dmg - 172%

shock release dmg - 490%

at talent 10 (music note effect burst)

quarter note - hit 1 time (724%)

half note - hit 2 times (823%)

whole note - hit 3 times (913%)

i'm aware whole note is 4 quarter notes but ajsjsisbsj

elemental burst-- black frost symphony

alastor pulls out his violin and he plays a few notes that makes a big explosion to surrounding opponents, automatically freezing them (until the burst time is over)

while all opponents are frozen, alastor's catalyst is now a bow (which is used like a sword) and his sword attacks are infused with cryo

hitting opponents with a charged attack or plunge attack can cause them to explode (like a bigger version of the skill that does a lot more dmg)

normal attacks will also cause explosion (but charged or plunge is a lot better if dealing with more than one enemy)

ofc it deals cryo dmg

i'm too lazy to make all the dmg percentages so just imagine a cryo burst eula

yeah

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constellations :

c1 - skill gets 2 charges, decreases cd by 1.5

c2 - burst explosion dmg will be increased by 20% of atk

c3 - +3 to burst talent

c4 - when enemies are hit by skill, they automatically get whole note effect

c5 - +3 to skill talent

c6 - if enemies still have remaininf hp left after burst, whole note effects are applied that explode right after

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talents :

lvl 20 + when skill is on field (and alastor isn't) it will give other characters 10% more crit rate as long as the diamond is still active

lvl 60 + during burst, alastor gets increased cryo dmg (12% of crit rate)

(passive) items purchased from fontaine will cost 10% less

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other :

fav food - pastries

least fav food - spicy food (he likes the taste but he always throws up afterwards)

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yeah thats all take care <333

- mari anon (apologies for the long ask)

a violinist !!! omg what if he and dani collabs ?!?! dani can dance ballet with a violin or smth !!! and the “he gets noticed” part !! dani could be an anonymous sponsor or smth omg im sorry if im inserting her here kksksksks im just so excited that there’s a fontaine oc like my darling dani !!!!!

oh i have a question tho! so he’s technically a cryo catalyst?? or a cryo sword?? if raiden is technically polearm, i mean. what would it be for alastor??and ohh~ a burst like eula’s! yes ! that would mean he’s a main dps then ?? ooh~~ very interesting! i so love considering his music background~ what if,,, what if he plays the violin in his burst animation tho ?!??!!?!?!?!