#ijust think it's so funny

[foxstens]

like father like son??

[knific]

original under cut

[superbellsubways]

Nordic bunny

TRUE! ☝️✅✅✅✅✅ i know that guy

[technikki]

i adore thinking about the fucked up tpn stuff that was either not considered during the writing process or deliberately left unexplored.

tpn really said 'each house has about 6 shipments and receives about 6 new children to replace them each year. the minimum age a child can be shipped out is 6. tpn begins with conny's shipment in october, after which dominic is the only remaining 6 year-old at the house' without even considering the implications of that. how about 'we know literally nothing about anyone from the age group between anna+nat's and thoma+lanni's groups because theyre all gone by the time the story starts' also literally no one ever brings them up. or my personal favorite of 'isabella painstakingly hand-made little bunny for conny's 6th birthday. conny turned 6 in september, about a month before she was shipped out' like do you think isabella was at least a little pissed about that. i like to think she was

[caracello]

i really really like captain and bandit and mithrix also. bc he reminds me of gabriel

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

10 is so much The Last Of The Timelords, and 13 is.......so very not

[fllagellant]

John wants to propose to Abigail with the ring Arthur gave to Mary oh OKAY !!!! OKAY !!!!!!!! OH . OKAY !!!!!

[angeltism]

dont worry, im pining for you . . ~ ^_^

WOAHTHER . OH OKAY!! areyou sure rhough like reaaaly sure . sure sure . /silly j .

[petew21-blog]

Being Chris Halliwell

Leo recently couldn't stand Chris being in the house. Being in the present time and not the future. He asked the elders to send him back to the future. His contributions to the Charmed one were big, but as a whitelighter he didn't do much work to be honest.

Leo orbed into the attick to find Pheobe that now become a genie. A funny view but nothing out of the ordinary in this house.

Leo: "Chris, it's time to go home. The elders decided. You're going back to the future"

Chris:"Why are you always trying to get me out of the picture? Could you just give me some time without your nagging and trying to get rid of me?"

Leo:"it's time to go Chris, don't fight it."

Chris:"Ijust wish that whatever deal you have with me, you'd get over it"

Phoebe nodded and fulfilled the wish. Maybe bot exactly as it sounded. You know genies

Leo suddenly didn't feel angry with Chris. He had the need to apologize to him. To make it up to him somehow. Actually Chris was the best person that Leo knew. He had to make it up to him

"Chris I am so sorry for my recent behaviour. Of course I want you to stay. It were just repressed feelings. I would never let you leave. Come here. Let's hug it out"

Chris:"Leo? Are you ok?"

Leo:"Never better actually. I just realised what an amazing person you are and how we all should be like you more. Starting with me"

Phoebe:"It's the wish, Chris. You have to wish for him to be like before. He is like mindless version of Leo now."

Chris:"You know what? I don't and I won't. Leo is nice to me now for a change. Why should I change that? I think I'll keep him like this. You know what Leo? I really think You should try to be more like me. Just as you said"

Leo:"Of course. You are the most amazing person on the planet."

Chris:"Right. Ok, Pheobe. We got some stuff to sort out. We'll leave Leo do what he need to do."

Chris and Pheobe orbed out

Leo now had to find the best way to become Chris. They were both whitelighters so that was a plus. He went to his room and put on Chris's clothes and looked in the mirror.

"Hmm. Not bad but I still look like me, not like Chris."

Leo decided to put glamour on himself. Changing into the most beautiful and ideal man he knew. Into Chris

"I look amazing! I am Chris's exact copy. I am perfect. I look exactly like Chris. Not exactly. I am Chris. I am not Leo anymore"

The new Chris now roams around the house. Heading a noise from Pipers bedroom he enters. Seeing her with some guy.

Piper:"Jesus Chris, what are you doing here. Leave!"

Chris:"Sorry to disturb you, but I can't help but notice you two are really into each other. That's not right"

Piper:"Chris, leave. I don't know what has gone over you, but you can't do this. Where is Leo?"

Chris:"Leo doesn't exist anymore. I am Chris now. And don't worry. You will feel differently very soon"

Piper froze Chris and her lover, calling the real Chris

Real Chris:"What is going on?"

Piper:"Just turn around and you'll understand"

Chris turns around to see his exact copy. "Who is this?"

Piper:"Well, Leo apparently. Based on what he was saying. Do you know how this happened?"

Chris feeling slightly guilty decided to lie to Piper:"I have no idea"

Piper:"Well he is obssessed with you right now. So you should sort this out. I have plans" unfreezing the two and getting back to sex with her love

Chris:"Leo, you need to tell me why you did this"

Leo/Chris:"I just want to be you. Because you're the most amazing person I know. I want to be called Chris just like you."

Chris:"There are other ways how to appreciate someone. Not to become them and try to ruin their life"

Leo/Chris:"I already said I was sorry"

Chris:"Ok, I have an idea. You wait here, while I go get the book of shadows. You'll change back into yourself and we'll find another way how you can appreciate me. Ok?"

Leo nodded ans waited on the couch. But although he wanted to be more and more like Chris, he couldn't agree with him. Leo orbed out to get the Elders. He needs to start persuading someone. Why not the ones who are in charge of all whitelighters.

Chris got back to the empty living room beginning his quest in finding Leo

Several hours later he went to get the elders help. But was surprised to see himself multiplied in the robes of the elders. They all now looked like him.

Except for one.

Chris backs away from the elders, all looking uncannily similar to him. He looks for Leo, the elder he noticed this with first.

"Leo, something's wrong. This new admiration you have for me isn't natural. It somehow reached the other elders."

By now the others had surrounded Chris and the one who had been Leo joined them.

"The only thing wrong here is that you still call me Leo. I've told you, your name is much better. I want to be called Chris from now on."

Chris tried to orb out, but found that the elders blocked him.

"Leo, please you have to listen to me!"

"Don't fight it Chris. You're one of us now. We're all going to be Chris"

The Elders and Leo swarmed around him

That was the last moment when Chris's mind felt free. He was now one of the Many Chris. He felt powerful, He needed everyone to know what it feels like to be Chris

They all did have this common goal now. To make the world understand who Chris is. The world had to BECOME CHRIS. Everyone will

An inbox request from an anonymous profile, who acutally wrote quite a big chunk of the story to my messages and just wanted me to continue :)

If you want me to write a story inspired by your ideas, send me a message to inbox and I'll try to get to it. It may take some time, but I'll keep posting them :)

[npdterzo]

TERZO HEADCANONS!!!!!! HORRAY

• transfem manwoman. [he/him/her]

this is very important to me so ill explain my thoughts. to me terzo is the essence of both man and woman. i think he used to identify as a trans man before embracing his femininity and womanhood.

• bi-gay [specifically bisexual and homoromantic!] and aceflux

• autistic, covert npd

• he enjoys the colors gold, purple, white, and silver. most of his wardrobe consists of these colors and he loves them

• very short temper. he's easily upset by very small things and it can completely fuck up his mood for a long while.

• very manipulative. he uses people all the time in order for them to do chores or get him things if he feels like it. sometimes he gets people to go against secondo just to upset him

• speaking of Secondo, him and Terzo are rivals and dislike each other greatly. they are constantly going against each other. their npd affects this heavily

• Terzo is very sweet to the general public to maintain a good image. he cannot handle people thinking less of him, thinking of him as a terrible person

• Terzo isolates himself more frequently than he'd like to admit. She doesn't like when others see him in such a weak state [aka being any kind of upset] and will run to his room to hide. this can last from hours to days

• Very low self esteem but he doesn't like to address it.

• very sarcastic as a form of humor. It's funny every time!

• His special interest is bats. He loves bats very dearly

• Terzo doesn't always enjoy having sex. sometimes he does it to boost his own ego, like a "take that, Secondo, I can get people to love me, too!" thing. It causes him alot of issues, and on bad days he gets so disgusted he'll throw up somewhere

• Terzo loved Primos garden and just the outside of the ministry in general. It's calming and soothing to his mind. Terzo has an old swing he's had for years that she enjoys swaying on when he's overwhelmed. [i wrote a fic about this]

• Dresses up alot, even when he's not planning on leaving the Ministry anytime soon. Makes him feel good and special and it gets him compliments and attention. that's really all he wants

• Omega is his dearest being. most important ghoulie in the world and it isn't even close. Terzo let's Omega see the inner self he always hides. Omega has seen Terzo in various states of upset and has never once left Terzo. They have an extreme bond and have immense trust for one another

• speaking of Omega, Terzos manipulation also extends to him. Sometimes Omega gives into it even if he knows Terzo is deceiving him. Terzo is Omegas entire world, who is he to deny him anything? [this isn't as common as it is with people Terzo isn't as close to, mainly because Omega is so dear to him. But also, omega is usually able to tell when Terzo is trying something]

• Terzos dream was to dominate the world and the Ministry while she was papa. She loved the attention, the praise, the entire job itself. he wasn't ever as happy as he was after getting forcibly removed

• frequent dissociation

• hates shaving. he feels to bare and it itches badly when he shaves

• Terzo LOVES taking warm bubble baths. they calm him down and he just likes to sit and relax in the warmth of his tub. Sometimes he brings in a radio to listen to tunes or he'll invite Omega to join him

• hangs out with the ghouls frequently. they're chill and not as bad as normal humans

[terzos manipulative tendencies aren't meant to demonize people with npd. i simply project my own harmful desires onto characters i like and if i feel like it fits their character!!! ijust think terzo isn't an entirely good person]

I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THESEEE I THOUGHT SUPER HARD ABOUT THEM! alot of these can be further explained in their own separate posts so perhaps ill do that!!

[pystalcrepsi]

Why the fuck are you reblogging old arguments I had with people? I don't appreciate you just trying to start shit, I get it I used to be a shitty person, but I've moved on and I'm trying to better myself, but people like you are just contantly trying to drag me down and gouge old wounds that I just want to heal. I'm actually fuckign done with you. fuck you. fuck smish team, you're all fucked without me

hey look im not trying to like. fuckin get on anyone's bad side here. i just thought it was funny it made me laugh so i reblgoged it i didn't really think anything of it. i really dont appreciate you coming at me like this like this is really antagonistic and rude and it really kind of fucks me up. i don't know what to say to you im about to cry and it's all because of this and im sorry i didnt mean to do anything ijust wanted to make some people laugh im sorry it made me smile

[slyakoch13]

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I like to sit in the "children's horror games" fandoms and headcanon stuff about little-known characters there. I've been following the game since the first chapter, but I only got really involved in story since Chapter 3. My favourite is Leith Pierre (and my design of him), Doctor, Yarnaby and Kissy Missy.

Got here only in February but already in love with this game. All characters are fucking amazing and cool. But i think my heart especially belongs to Ferryman and Minos!

MY WORLD OF WARCRAFT SIDEBLOG <-

WoW has been my obsession for several years now, and now I'm not so interested in the new expansions, but I just love the old Warcraft before SL. Alliance? Horde? WHO NEEDS THEM WHEN THERE ARE THE FORSAKEN! I love them. And basically all the undead. Of the characters, I really love Jaina and Vanessa Vancleef. And also i'm biggest Sylvanas/Nathanos apologist. My favourite fucked up couple.

I love this crazy fandom. There is no one particular mercenary that o like, they are all cool and deserve love. Favorite ships: Bloody Suite, Boots & Bombs, and Science Party. By the way, I hate speedingbullet, please don't touch me with speedingbullet. I draw a lot SniperSpy, everything can be found under tags here on the blog!! I also used to play a lot tf2 sice summer 2023. Now I main Scout and Sniper.

I LOVE MARIA SILENT HILL TWO I LIVE FOR HER I CRY OVER HER CHARACTER and I think her character is very underrated! Otherwise, I also really love Heather (I cosplayed her!), Lisa and Walter. I'm a fan of the "classics" of all 4 silent hill games. This rusty, old, tense, frightening, depressing, meaty horror is just what I've always been missing.

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It’s worth saying briefly - I adore the entire universe of half-life and the portal. These are great games, I love everything about them. They changed me and my perception of video games a lot. My favorites of the series are Adrian Shepard and Alix. I'm a fan of HEKU in general, they're funny guys. Probably the only military characters in video games that don't make me uncomfortable.

other fandoms that i was to lazy to make banner for, or they are smaller: OUTLAST, Garten of BanBan, Gloomwood, Faith:The unholy trinity.

these banners are made by me, and yeah they are fre to use(ijust pls credit me if you do)

[melissa-titanium]

can ijust. can i. ? this image?

first of all HOW? how are they all fitting in this tiny ass car. why is the car so small in the first place. the fact that reigen is driving with such an air of confidence is concerning in of itself but MOB he is STANDING UP in this fucking car with REIGEN IN THE DRIVERS SEAT my boy you are GOING TO FALL! TELEKENESIS WILL NOT SAVE YOU. tome my queen she is getting compressed back there. maybe thats good, autism compression . comfortable. ok nvm she is having a good time i think. she doesn't look particularly bothered. mezato looks so funny tho wadda hell she doin. she is leaning so far out of that damn car she is going to fall face first onto the fucking asphalt. tsubomis fucking hair blowing in the wind girl why you so eyes !!!!!!!!! FUCKING GOUDA IN THE BACKGROIND??? WHY IS HE DEFAULT POSING HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE HES IN THE CARRRRRRRR BOY WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING STANDING ON YOU ARE PROBABLY BIGGER THAN THAT ENTIRE CAR BUMPER TO HEADLIGHTS . he is so buff he can maintain a pose perfectly reminiscent of standing while sitting in the back seat of a car. no fucking wonder mezato is falling the fuck out of teh car gouda probably takes up one and a half seats. and just. TERU???TERU??????? PLEASE WHAT. WHAT IS THAT GAY ASS FUCKING POSE HOW DO I EVEN DESCRIBE THAT WITHOUT SAYING A HOMOPHOBIC SLUR. LIKE?????? WHY ARE. WHY. ???? WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS. no bitch i know who but like WHY. youare not going to impress anybody falling onto the pavement and getting run over by a bus during a particularly sharp turn. he looks like hes posing for a car commercial or somWAIT HOLD THE FUCK ON IS HE HOLDING MOBS ARM? POST CANCELLED I NEED TO CALL HIM A SLUR

[superbellsubways]

thinking about voice hcs and i cannot stop imagining vlc sounding like critikal

[technikki]

man i know he's the tallest pre-timeskip but i always forget how fucking tall don is

[hildegardladyofbones]

Ooh ijust finished season 1 and here are all my thoguths. Do not expect coherency I went to sleep at 3am last night

Nothing good ever happened. I cannot remember a single good thing that happened that immediately didn't go to shit. I'm usually all for angst but at one point it will get tiring.

The writing itself was quite good, but something they sort of used as a crutch is pogo. Whenever a character came to a realization and was confused, pogo always came in like "I think I can explain". After one point it was just funny. Half of the plot wouldn't have happened if after reggie's death pogo had sat everyone down and caught everyone up to speed. The fucking apocalypse wouldn't have come.

Speaking of which- I knew from episode 6 onwards that they will fail. Not even for a second did I believe these fucktarts could be competent enough to stop the fucking apocalypse. I was right. I don't think this is a bad thing tho- I was kind of tired of guaranteed happy endings anyway. This wasn't a bad ending, because technically they all survived, but it wasn't certainly successful. It was just an ending.

Another thing I loved was Ben's character. I knew quite a lot about the show before watching it so I knew there was a brother who was dead already, but I didn’t expect to see him, which was nice. Its funny to think that there were times where all 7 siblings were together and didn't realize it. I also love the trope of a character speaking to voices/beings/ghosts that others can't see. It's always so fun

The acting was also a highlight. Obviously I love klaus and his actor's acting with all my heart, but I think the best performance was five's. First of all, his actor was really young, and young actors taking on a big role is always impressive. Secondly, his role was complicated. It wasn't a 13yo boy, it was a 13yo boy with 58 years of experience. And his portrayal of five really did that justice. Five is a hardened mean old man and I really appreciate the show not shying away from treating him like one. With shows like sherlock, where the protagonist is also a kind of a shitty person, I get the feeling we're supposed to look at that like a silly quirk, not an actual flaw. Did not get that feeling here at all. In fact, all of the characters are kind of bad people and I LOOVEEE that. Seriously. I fucking love it when people are people and do shitty things.

Oh yeah and another performance I loved was Grace's. Her role was unique as well, because it's difficult to portray someone who is not human (especially when the actor herself is human), but who is made to appear and act human. You're a human pretending to be a robot pretending to be a human.

Going back to the topic of this show not being scared of bad people and bad things- I really admire this show's audacity to casually send klaus to war. I love how it was shown. Like. We see klaus open the suitcase and disappear, and later in the episode he reappears shaking and clearly distraught. Okay. He saw something he shouldn't have. And then it turns out he spent 10 months in 1968 Vietnam. And they don't move on from it. I think other shows would've sent him to war for like a day at most and then moved on from it or turn it into a joke, especially considering how we we weren't shown that he went there, just that he got back from there. Ykwim? Like usually these things that are such major events in a character's life get shown, but here they didn't show it and I think that's genius because then you get the feeling of "lol where'd he go. Oh he went to war. Oh okay he's a bit traumatised. Oh shit. Oh SHIT-" you just sort of gradually start understanding the severity of what he experienced. And the others don't question it? Fucking love that. Like "Yeah, he's our brother. Yeah he went to war for 10 months in Vietnam :/ Yeah he's a traumatised war vet :/"

I also have to mention that everyone just accepted that five's girlfriend is a mannequin.

Uhh what else fuck I forgor

Oh yeah might be a controversial opinion, but I don't mind the "incest." First of all- it's fiction. But even then it's like the most ethical version of incest out there. They're both consenting adults with literally no age gap, they're not related in any way, and imho they were barely raised as siblings. Like yes they see eachother as siblings (like the 6 of them) but their mom was a robot and dad was barely a father. They didn't have a childhood. I don't necessarily ship any of the siblings together tho. I think they hate each other too much.

Another thing I noticed is that this show *loves* it's song montages. Ther wasn't a single episode where they randomly started playing a song where the lyrics didn't even fit the situation that much while they. Fight or something. I thought that was kinda funny. Unserious. Even.

Which brings me to my next point, which is how disconnected from reality this show is, superpowers set aside. The visuals are very illustration like and they make some really interesting choices. It's set in 2019 but no one has cell phones or modern cars. Reginald is apparently from the victorian era?? And the composition of some shots is also somewhat wes anderson-like. Which is to say I loved the visuals of this show. They understand that not everything had to make sense or be explained. More often than not audiences are willing to go along with most things as long as the show itself doesn't question it. People don't ask for explanation for things you haven't pointed out need an explanation. All their previous nannies looked very 1910s but I won't question it if the show won't mention it.

Coming back to the characters I think the ones I enjoyed the least were Luther and Diego because even though I get their motivations, I just personally don't like them all that much. As people not as characters. They're very believable as emotionally stuck manchildren. One of my favourites that I haven't already mentioned are Hazel and the handler btw. Hazel is just so loveable and sympathetic and the handler would punch me in the face so of course I love her. She's a woman with light hair and a smoking habit. That's all my type is tbh.

Anyway I think that's all for now. As a number rating I'd give this season a "misery is all that remains" out of ten because happiness only exists in fanfiction I guess. Feel free to send death threats over me justifying incest or whatever. Or just tell me your own opinions. Whatever the fuck. My head hurts.

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