#ihq:reesespieces

[alipucks-blog]

Let’s just get this one out of the way, I’m 5′10 which makes me two entire inches taller than my larger than life brother.

In high school I needed an elective so my ass really decided to just take orchestra and this shit was so janky they just put me in with no audition and I that’s how I know how to play the double string bass.

Turns out I don’t hate playing music so in my sophomore year I played in the jazz band and learned bass guitar there.

I only met Puck when I moved to LA, turns out Puckerman isn’t the most common of names and our father has no idea what a condom is apparently.

I have never slept with a dude, I don’t need to try it to know, I already know, thank you.

I did kiss a dude at my eighth grade semi formal it wasn’t great but I think that’s down to him being sloppy, yeah imma put all of that on him.

In the fifth grade I broke a kid’s nose, and he fucking deserved it, little perv wouldn’t stop groping me and true to form I was the only one getting in trouble until my mom raised fucking hell.

I will eat anything with sugar, like sugar on sugar on sugar.

Tea is better than coffee and you can’t change my damn mind.

I skipped the seventh grade, which meant I graduated a year early.

I graduated as Valedictorian both in high school and college, a bitch don’t play with her grades.

Went to college for computer science and engineering and ended up interning for IHQ, that’s how my ass got here.

Toby and I ended up roommates because we answered a craigslist ad, so you know shoutout to Craigslist.

I can forgive most shit, except dishonesty like just tell me the damn truth.

I am currently on some kind of spiritual journey and as of right now I feel a connection to the more...... mystical religions. I’m a witch, I have a book of shadows and I live that sage and crystal life.

I’m a Capricorn and that does mean I’m always right, just accept it and move on.

Apparently I’m in a band, don’t know how it happened but here we are.

Truthfully, I don’t really know what I want to be when I grow up I just know I like screaming into the void, shit is cathartic. 

Sometimes I do wear makeup, but like you’re probably never gonna get me in a dress and make up. You get one or the other.

My favorite content to watch to just chill out are dance videos, with nail videos being a close damn second.

The earth is not flat, I just needed to slip that in there.

I call my style potato shack chic and I stand by that shit.

I wish I lived in Adventure Time

I can’t go to sleep unless there’s sound, so like the TV stay on and usually it’s Criminal Minds, don’t know what that says about me but Hunter’s the serial killer here, not me.

I will eat anything, I’m a fucking goat and I’m proud of it.

My default is to not like people, but that doesn’t mean a bitch is disrespectful, there’s a fucking difference.

I feel like I have the soul of an 80 year old grandfather and I ain’t mad at it.

I still watch the Disney channel, fucking sue me Andi Mack was dope.

I took German from when I was 12 all the way through college, which I legit just graduated and I can’t remember shit.

I am half black and half white, it’s really that simple, don’t know where all these other things came from.

Lizzo is my celebrity crush, also just my crush in fucking general like celebrity or not I’m about her.

My favorite thing to play on bass is the bassline hook from Muse’s Hysteria.

I can dance, I mean I’m not Lucky but like my tall lanky flail man body got some fucking rhythm.

At some point in my life I want to live in Germany, because honestly eight years of a language imma get my money’s worth.

I’m better at pranks than my brother, I said what I said.

I really hate talking about myself....... so this video is fucking torture, literally my hell

I’m lazy as fuck when I’m at home also anywhere else I can be, like I legit made my brothers move me in and I’m pretty sure I slept or something while that was happening

I was weirdly popular in high school, couldn’t tell you why, didn’t do a damn thing to warrant that, but maybe they all have a kink for being told to fuck off.

I don’t know what a sleep schedule is. Legit I’m either awake at 5am or 3 pm there is no in between and it’s for like four hours at a time

Sparkling water is trash and I don’t know who the fuck thought that shit was a good idea but I’d like to talk to them.

I am not a romance person, I don’t even really get the whole relationship thing, like why?

I lost my virginity when I was seventeen just before I moved to LA and it was fucking awesome.

I use to come up with porn parody titles for fucking everything, such as, Power Bottom Rangers, Pacific Rim Job and Jurassic Dong. Think I might have missed my calling.

Animals are better than people, and I think you’d be hard pressed to find someone who disagrees with that.

I’ll watch anything with Jason Statham in it and I don’t know why.

I don’t know how to drive, just not thing I ever learned how to do, like driving seems like a lot of effort and I live in LA who the fuck wants to drive in this traffic?

I know how to build a computer, it was genuinely something I had to do in school and it’s pretty fucking entertaining.

I’m an auditory learner, like if you say it to me I got it, probably why I was good at school, because that shit is really catered to that learning style which is........ not great.

I like my soda’s how I like my chest, flat.

I own 411 pairs of novelty socks and I have no intention of stopping until I have the world’s largest collection.

[quinnhqarchive]

vlog posted on the qfab youtube channel on july 28th, 2019

► word count: 833

“Hey everyone. It is July 27th, and I am so exhausted from the Vlog Wars that I’m not sure where I am. I do know that we’re filming this at almost midnight, so you’re not getting a long introduction. I’m getting straight to the point.”

1. I hated the remake of A Star Is Born because I preferred the original. 2. I enjoy working out, but not at the gym. 3. If I'm going to the gym, I put on make-up first. 4. I prefer summer to winter, but I love winter clothes. 5. I hate the idea of "Netflix and chill." If I invite you over to watch Netflix, we're just watching Netflix. 6. I always have my nails done, fingers and toes. 7. I could never be vegan because I love cheese. 8. I could never be vegetarian because I love bacon. 9. I really enjoy cleaning. 10. I don't like cooking. I can cook, but I would rather someone else do it and I'll wash the dishes. 11. I cried when I watched Captain Marvel. It's the only comic book movie I've seen. 12. I only went to see it because I heard the "meninists" hated it. 13. I've wanted to learn to surf since I moved to California. 14. I'm too scared of sharks to ever do it. 15. I take a daily anti-depressant and an as-needed anxiety medicine. 16. Betsey Johnson is my favorite designer, but only some of her clothes fit my personal aesthetic so I don't wear her all the time. 17. I still have my pom-poms from high school. 18. I also still have both of my prom queen tiaras. 19. I get a chemical peel on my face once a year. 20. I get along very well with people that are different from me. 21. Usually if someone's personality is too similar to mine, we don't get along. 22. I have never sent or even taken a naked picture of myself. 23. I really, really don't get the appeal of "dickpics." 24. I still ask my mother to buy things for me sometimes. She usually says yes. 25. I'm extremely picky about churches. 26. I've probably been to over a hundred different churches in my life. 27. I try to go to service every Sunday, even if I'm not at home. 28. I think baseball is extremely boring. 29. I like watching golf. That probably comes from my father. 30. I considered studying journalism in college. I decided against it because the department head was a jerk. 31. On the alignment chart thing that people do, I'm either "chaotic neutral" or "true neutral" depending on the day. Which I suppose makes me "true neutral." 32. I don't like fruity drinks. All I can think of while I'm drinking them is how many calories they have. I'll stick with wine. 33. I love changing my hairstyle. 34. If my hair is longer than shoulder length, it's most likely extensions. 35. Someone called me "the ghost of Grace Kelly" in high school, and I still talk about it. That might be the best compliment I've ever received. 36. I liked Game of Thrones, but not as much as everyone else. Once Margaery Tyrell died I didn't enjoy it as much. I don't even want to talk about the last season. 37. I've got a high pain tolerance. 38. I break my phone like once every other month. Sometimes it's because I threw it, but it's usually an accident. 39. I never drive my car. I live at IHQ, I work at IHQ, I get a Lyft to the beach. 40. I have bad road rage, so again, Lyft. 41. And I'm just not a good driver anyways. 42. This one is kind of weird, but I love sharing beds with people. Not in, like.. a sexual or even romantic way. It can be with friends. It's just an intimate, personal type of affection. I think it's soothing. 43. I don't mind some PDA, but it depends on the circumstances. I was raised in the south. There's a time and a place for it. My mom's house isn't it, but you can kiss me at a bar. 44. I like watching soap operas, but I can't keep up with a show that comes on everyday. 45. When I drink Red bull I get super hyper. 46. I love being in love. 47. I'm a lightweight when it comes to alcohol. 48. I've never smoked marijuana. It's legal, and I don't think there's anything wrong with it. It just isn't for me. 49. I am seriously running out of things to say. That's ridiculous because I love talking about myself. 50. Okay, I'll end with this because it will be the most controversial: I hate the TV show Friends. I hate everything about it, and I'm not explaining myself.”

“Alright, there you go. I’m going to bed. Thanks for watching, subscribe, you know the drill.”

[reesealani-blog]

I am 6′7, I know that’s really tall but I come from some pretty tall and big and wide folks and I’m not even the tallest.

I didn’t have a very conventional upbringing, my parents were very nomadic and we didn’t sit still long enough for me to go to a public school until I was twelve. Up until then my dad home schooled me. Smartest man I know.

I don’t have a middle name, my dad was meant to pick one but he felt my first name was so strong a middle name would just be underwhelming.

My first name is Solaareese, my mother and newborn me communed with the earth for four days after I was born so my name could be revealed to her.

My favorite color is orange, which might have been destined since my last name means orange tree in Hawaiian.

I was in the military for eighteen years, from when I was eighteen all the way up until four years ago.

The last eight of those years I was a Navy SEAL.

I have a scar through my right eyebrow, I got it in combat.

I was married for ten years, long before IHQ and even though the marriage is over I still care very deeply for her.

I have a daughter, she is the child of my ex wife from a previous relationship but I think the universe always intended for her to be my kin and nothing brings me more hope and joy.

I live in an RV, because I grew up in one and nothing feels more like home than a house on wheels. I also like that I can move it around the campus. Keep everyone on their toes; where’s the big man gonna turn up next?

I learned how to cook from my dad, he could make something so mouth wateringly good out of anything and it was something we did together.

I learned how to build and repair most things from my mom, which comes in real handy when you live in a mobile home.

I’m an extrovert, so much so that there might be a picture of me next to it in the dictionary.

No matter what, be kind, that’s my motto. No matter how someone else treats me I will always treat them with kindness, compassion and understanding because putting more love into the world can only make it better.

My big ass does surf, you don’t call O’ahu, Hawaii your hometown and not surf.

I played football in school, and truthfully it wasn’t my favorite but I loved being part of a team so I stuck it out and I’m glad I did.

Cooking is my passion, I love the work I do with security and I wouldn’t trade it for anything, keeping people safe is something I take very seriously but I love coming home and setting up the grill and fire pit and making a feast for twelve.

I enjoy the idea that I’m the dad of IHQ, I always wanted at least six kids and now it feels like I’ve got fifty and I wouldn’t turn another fifty away.

I do know how to play the Ukulele, and it is funny to see a giant with a tiny guitar.

Alexi Murdoch is my favorite musician, I enjoy anything that I can listen to and just sit outside and enjoy the warmth of the sun.

I talk to my parents almost everyday, and recently they have gotten very into memes and my dad’s been known to make a few of his own, they’re pretty funny.

I was born in New Mexico

Hawaiian Shaved Ice is my favorite treat and it’s probably a good thing I can’t really get it here.

I believe that people are good, I have seen people do some truly horrible, even evil things, but in my forty years the number of people I have seen do the right thing and fight for what is right and good and fair far outweigh the ambitions of the wicked.

I have been part of a flash mob before flash mobs were even a thing, my best friend was getting married and everyone except his bride danced to an original piece of his. She cried and so did I.

I’m a crier in fact I cried earlier today giving someone a hug, sometimes they are just so filled with love it’s overwhelming.

I genuinely love and care about everyone I meet, if I ask you questions about yourself it’s because I want to know, I want to know your story, I want to learn about you and from you.

I am always trying to be a better person, I know I’m never going to be perfect and I don’t want to be, but I do want to be a good person and I think good people are good to people.

I loved school, even though I was always around people even being home schooled, it was awesome to be around kids my own age when I finally went to public school

I was a short chunky kid.

I didn’t reach my full height until I was seventeen, I had two growth spurts which is odd apparently, but I guess my growth plates just didn’t want to fuse.

I have six tattoos, they all means something personal to me, but I can say I have a rendition of the first thing my daughter ever drew me over my heart.

Until I was about fourteen every time I saw the words khaki spelled out I pronounced it as kahiki, all I know is my dad laughed for twenty minutes and to this day he calls me Reesy Kahiki.

I have lived in five of the seven continents, all but Oceania and Antarctica although I’ve been to Australia.

Elephants are my favorite animal, I feel an unexplained connection to them.

I don’t drink soda, even on my cheat days I don’t, I’d rather spend those calories on pie.

I think it’s safe to say I spend most of my time with no shirt on, I am not a fan of shoes or socks either.

I sleep with my windows cracked and no blanket, I use a sheet and I think it’s because I’ve never really had AC in my life, which I am only just now realizing.

I would like to have another kid, I’m not concerned about them being biologically mine but I would love to find someone to raise a kid or two with.

[spencer-hq]

WHO DID I LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO? + YOUR ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME. 

“I got a little something for you guys. I don’t know why you’d want to know facts about me, but I came up with a few that I wouldn’t have said in any of my other videos. I also saw some assumptions about me that I’d like to set the record straight on.”

ASSUMPTION: you think you're the prettier twin

False. I may have said that at one point, but I don’t actually think I’m the prettier twin. We have our own things that make us extremely attractive, but I don’t think one of us is prettier than the other.

ASSUMPTION: you never listen to the advice you give to your fans

True and false. I’ve become better at it, but I’m still terrible at listening to advice. I’m getting there, though.

assumption: you're the better smythe twin.

False. Neither of us is better than the other. 

Assumption: you feel like you're compared to your brother

True. That’s just the nature of having a twin, though. Everyone will always compare you to someone with whom you share a face.

Assumption: you enjoy flirting with everyone.

True and false. I don’t think I flirt with everyone, but I am enjoying being single.

“And for what you’ve all been waiting for...” 

I’m right handed for most things but when it came to sports, I do everything left handed.

I can speak three languages fluently and hold a decent conversation in another.

Due to growing up in Seattle, my dream was to be a baseball player because of Ken Griffey, Jr.

My least favorite Disney movie for a long time was The Lion King. It took years for me to appreciate the cartoon version of Hamlet.

I haven’t watched a lot of films that seem to be the quintessential films that everyone has seen --- Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? Breakfast Club? Back To The Future? I haven’t seen any of those.

My first car was a silver 2009 BMW 335i.

My current car is a black 2018 Tesla Model S.

My favorite type of food is Italian. I absolutely love pasta.

As much as I love food, I can’t cook all that well. I can boil water and put the spaghetti in it, and that’s about it. That’s why the Postmates app is my favorite.

My last relationship was my most serious and important one.

The first time I had an alcoholic drink was when I was fifteen or so. Terrible cheap beer. I haven’t liked beer since.

If I had to choose my favorite alcoholic drink it would be red wine, though I love bourbon on the rocks.

I learned how to whistle while listening to Wind of Change by Scorpions.

I don’t have a favorite TV show. I’ve watched the Sopranos and Six Feet Under and some of West Wing, but none of those are my favorite.

I love playing video games even though I’m somewhat terrible at them. My favorite games of the past year have been Red Dead Redemption and Spider-Man.

I only watched the first Avengers because I was on a date with someone, but it made me want to watch everything else before it and everything else thereafter.

While I don’t have a favorite TV show, I can say that my favorite film is Fight Club.

My feet are always cold, even in the middle of summer.

The first thing I bought with my own money was a new TV.

I don’t have a normal coffee order. I’m not picky as long as it’s mostly bitter with a hint of sweetness.

If I could travel anywhere right now, it would be the Italian Riviera or Santorini.

I would love to go swimming with sharks.

Even though I can’t sing or dance, I love to do that when I’m alone in my apartment.

For a long time, I would make sure to look exactly like Sebastian in order to confuse people because that was something that was fun for me.

While at Stanford, I got slapped at a bar because I got confused for someone else. It couldn’t have been Sebastian though since, like I told the girl who slapped me, my brother’s gay.

I want to live in France for an extended amount of time some day.

I love sweets such as whipped cream and chocolate syrup. Take that as you will.

On another completely unrelated note, I lost my virginity at age 16 to a girl from a different school but who I’d met through someone on the baseball team. It happened at her house, in her room... and then we messed around some more in her hot tub. Thanks for the nights thereafter too, Ashley. 

Although I wanted to go to an Ivy League school in the Northeast, I chose to stay in the west coast and go to Stanford instead.

I don’t like to live with regrets, but I do have one. I like to give out advice, but I should’ve taken some advice for my own.

[sophie-hq]

↪ sophieberg uploaded to youtube - posted July 28th, 2019.

“Now before I start, I wanted to say that I do enjoy an occasional walk in the park. But this was my first time hiking in Los Angeles, and it wasn’t a joke. I wasn’t in New Jersey anymore that’s for sure. Okay, so back to the most dramatic hiking adventure of my life. When I first came to LA, I didn’t know anyone besides the people at IHQ, so I decided to change that. I met up with a mutual friend who loved hiking -  like she did it for fun. So, when she invited me on one of her hiking trails, I was a little hesitant because she seemed like a pro, but I’m always up for a challenge. Little did I know she wanted to go on a ten-mile hike through the wilderness? WHO DOES THAT?? And, all we had was water and trail mix. Never again.”

“By mile two, I was exhausted, and she didn’t even break a sweat which probably should have raised a red flag considering I watch a lot of lifetime movies. Maybe she had a secret superpower I didn’t know about, or she could have left me to fend for myself. But, I trusted her….somewhat, so I figured I was safe. Plus, I share my location with my mom, so if I was truly in danger, she would show the cops my whereabouts. I know she was tracking me the whole time. Love you, mom.”

“After we got a random person hiking to take our picture because that’s a thing in LA, she wanted to RUN back, and that’s where I draw the line. I told her to call me an Uber, and she gave me a weird look before running back herself. I walked back with the cutie who took our picture, and we went to grab the biggest burgers ever. The moral of this story is never hike and never make any nature friends. By the way, the girl never asked me to hike again, and I was completely grateful for that.”

[samplays]

“Hey y’all, Sam here, back with a second video for the day where I haven’t even gotten up and moved because...we like winning here. Anyway, you guys had some assumptions about me, and now I’m gonna respond to ‘em. Fun times. Let’s get right into it.”

ASSUMPTION: You’re kind of a fuck boy.

Urban Dictionary tells me that a fuck boy is an ‘asshole boy who is into strictly sexual relationships; he will lead a girl on and let her down, then apologize only to ask for pics once the girl has welcomed him back into her trust.’ Listen... that’s not my style. I don’t know where you’re getting your information from, but tell them they hurt my feelings. I’m kidding. But still. Rude.

ASSUMPTION: You use an entire tube of chapstick a day.

That is a bit much. Also, bold of you to assume I can use an entire tube of chapstick, period. I lose them all the time. I do use a lot of chapstick, though. Just maybe tone down your exaggerations.

ASSUMPTION: You can't stop playing video games even for a day.

Again. A bit much. I’ve definitely gone a few days without playing video games. It’s not one of those weird things where I don’t leave my room or see sunlight for days on end. ...Only when it’s necessary.

ASSUMPTION: You've stuck tennis balls in your mouth to see how big it really is.

No, I can honestly tell you I’ve never put tennis balls in my mouth. And I can also honestly tell you that I never will because that’s super strange and doesn't seem like a very healthy measure of mouth size.

ASSUMPTION: Your favorite super hero is Captain America.

This is rude and uncalled for and obviously not true.

ASSUMPTION: You wonder how things would be different if you were raised a different way.

Sure, I’ve wondered sometimes, but that doesn’t mean I’d want things to be different. The way I was raised is the best it could ever be.

ASSUMPTION: You're overprotective of your siblings.

Protective, maybe. I wouldn’t say overprotective. They’re adults, you know? They’re doing their thing and I’m doing mine. But, you know, someone hurts them, that’s another story. For real though, I’ll have their back however I can.

[alipucks-blog]

( july 26, 2019 ) alipucks added a new photo!

[alipucks-blog]

you would trade your brother for one corn chip

One fucking chip? That man could probably buy me Frito Lay, that’d be a dumbass trade for real.

you are secretly a softie, and you love all your friends and family

I don’t have friends or family..... I’m batman.

you secretly want to murder connor and colby bc they're old and you can't understand them.

I just want Connor to live up to his full potential and that doesn’t include chugging beer and wearing backwards baseball caps okay. I can fix him. You might have a point with Colby, but him being old isn’t the problem, the issue is he’s satan.

you feel like you're more than what people see you as

Which people? I mean honestly that’s probably true and not true at the same time. Like yeah I am black, gay and female, but I’m also the personification of a sock and that definitely doesn’t get the kind of recognition it deserves.

you're angry all the time.

You got me, I’m actually the Hulk, but like for real, yes I am pretty much always angry and I unleash that shit when I see fit.

[alipucks-blog]

( july 29, 2019 ) alipucks uploaded a new photo!  please note the following missing hashtags that just didn’t fit on the graphic; #vlogwars #reesespieces

[reesealani-blog]

valentine’s day is your favorite holiday

You know, it actually is, I love that I come off as a Valentine’s Day guy. Who doesn’t love showering the people they love with sweets, balloons and flowers. Although I am a, do nice things for those around you, person year round, but I definitely go all out for Valentine’s.

your hair gives you super powers. you’re actually a superhero you are captain america

Got a lot of assumptions based on my potential to be a superhero, I am just a man, nothing super about me, but thank you it’s an honor that anyone would think I’m as heroic as Steve Rogers.

you’re really just a teddy bear come to life.

Maybe in a past life I was some kind of plushie, stuffed animal. My mom always said I had a comforting soul so maybe I was something like that previously.

you're actually a demi-god, not a human.

I’m not, but how cool would that be.Wonder what my god parent would have been the god or goddess of.

you carry a lot of pain from your military days.

I try not to carry pain, I have experienced a lot of pain and yes, some of it was military related, but I like to think I’ve worked through that pain and let it fuel me to be a better more caring person.

[alipucks-blog]

[quinnhqarchive]

vlogs posted on the qfab youtube channel the week of july 21- july 27, 2019

[quinnhqarchive]

instagram live from july 28th, 2019

► word count: 301

“Alright, we're talking assumptions today, so send me yours and I'll respond to them live.”

ASSUMPTION: you're unhappy with where your life is currently heading.

"I don't think a lot of you will understand this and I know how it sounds, but I'm always going to be a little unhappy with my life and that's a good thing. I'm never going to be complacent. I'm constantly thinking of the next way to top myself, so I'm never going to just be happy with where I'm at or what I'm currently doing. I don't know, it's a Fabray thing."

ASSUMPTION: you are in constant conflict between your personal beliefs and your religion.

"It's not conflict. It's more like adaptation. My personal beliefs and my religion go hand in hand. The Bible has a lot of contradictions, but you can't take it all literally. You take what you can apply in today's society, and remember that Jesus drank wine and hung out with prostitutes. The basis of almost any religion is to just be a good person."

ASSUMPTION: you are secretly in a relationship.

"My relationship with God has never been a secret. Next."

ASSUMPTION: you're an actual Disney princess.

"This is true. I'm definitely a Disney Princess. I was born as Aurora, but then my parents locked me in my room and I turned into Elsa. Still waiting for my frozen heart to thaw."

ASSUMPTION: you would change your family if you could.

"Um.. I try not to have any regrets. Everything in my life, family included, has led me to where I am now, so I wouldn't want to just change my family. Not even the bad parts. Every family has their own drama. There are a couple things I might change about my family, but I love them very much."

[samplays]

"Hey y’all, Sam here. Hope you’re all havin’ an awesome day. Today we’re gonna sit here so y’all can get to know me on a deeper level by learning 30 facts about myself. I’m surprised I could even come up with that many, so I hope it’s worth it. Okay, here we go!”

I’m named after my dad. Samuel Dwight Evans, my dad’s name is Dwight... yeah, you know how names work.

I’m totally a night owl. It takes me forever to get up in the morning. I have to set tons of alarms, I’m super cranky for a while... it’s a mess.

I’m really into space and have been since I was a kid. I love looking at the starts, finding the planets, all that stuff.

I love milkshakes. Chocolate milkshakes are literally my kryptonite.

I’m left handed.

I was diagnosed with dyslexia when I was in third grade. Took ‘em a little while to figure out why I wasn’t anywhere near the same level as anybody else, I guess. A lot of the stuff that was hard for me as a kid is a lot easier as an adult so it doesn’t get in the way as much as it did then, so. Yeah.

I collect comic books, surprising absolutely no one.

Also surprising no one: Steve Rogers is my all time favorite character.

And in case you’ve been living under a rock, one more unsurprising fact: my husky Roger is, in fact, named after Steve Rogers. He’s also my best buddy.

My room can get a little messy but I’ve actually gotten way better at keeping stuff organized the older I’ve gotten. I guess when you actually have to be serious and work on stuff and know where things are, it sorta becomes a necessity.

I could probably live on the beach. I never get tired of it.

I try to be like fifteen minutes early to everything.

I make a pretty mean cocktail. If you’re ever lookin’ for a good Old Fashioned, I’m your guy.

I’m 6 feet tall, which...I guess this is technically not a fun fact about me, but means I’m the same height as my younger brother. Still my little brother though.

I was the quarterback in high school. I still like football a lot but haven’t had a chance to play since back then.

We did a lot of outdoorsy stuff as a family. Like camping and hiking and all that. I’m still really into that stuff and like doing it with other people, so I think that definitely had a huge impact on me.

I want to learn how to play piano. I think it’d be fun.

I can speak...at least a little bit of two fictional languages. Na’vi and Klingon. And they said I didn’t make good use of my time when I was in school. Psh.

I really want kids someday. Like, not right now or anything, but the way my family’s always been made me want that for myself, for sure.

I grew up in Nashville and it was the best. I think about going back there a lot.

I actually like going to the dentist, which I know sounds super weird, but it’s never really been unpleasant for me and I get super pumped about getting a free toothbrush.

I used to be a boy scout. I kind of hated it.

I had a phase when I was younger where I wanted to be a vet when I grew up ‘cause I’ve always loved animals so much. I think I wanted to be one of those ones who does like house calls so I could tend to farm animals and all that too. Then I realized that takes a lot more school than I originally thought, so that was outta the question.

If we don’t count any Marvel or Star Wars, I’d say some of my favorite movies are probably The Shining, Shawshank Redemption, Back to the Future... also a big fan of Grease, and obviously Shrek 2 is an undying classic.

I kind of want to release like, a whole comedy album or just an EP of the songs I come up with, ‘cause I have a lot of fun with those and think it could do pretty well. I haven’t really sat down and planned any of that out yet though.

If I can’t get a milkshake for some reason, my second go-to dessert is cheesecake. Especially the kind with strawberries on top.

I never actually thought about my lips until people started bringing it up. High school and the internet are both funny places.

Summer is hands down my favorite season, but I’m also a sucker for a day well spent during winter. Like going ice skating or whatever, then doing the whole hot chocolate, Christmas movies by the fireplace in sweaters thing? I love that stuff.

My birthday’s May 5th so I’m a Taurus, and for the most part I think Taurus traits are pretty accurate to me. The May 5th birthday has also given me awesome Star Wars reference material, even if I just missed May the Fourth. ‘Cause, y’know, Revenge of the Fifth and all that.

I’ve definitely run out of stuff to say by now, so I’ll go with something everybody knows about me which is that my family’s everything to me. I love my parents and I’d literally do anything for my little brother and sister.

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1. ) Summer Getaway Vlog! - posted July 23rd, 2019. 

“Welcome back to my channel! Today I’m going to take you on my beach trip with the love of my life @wildehq. This was much needed because I had the busiest week of my entire life. But, I will spare you those boring details. On our first adventure, we will search for lifeguards purely for safety reasons. Also, have you seen my new bikini because I got it on sale and I’m in love with it already.” wc:76. 

2. ) I’m in love with my best friend ( not clickbait ) - posted July 16th, 2019. 

“The title is not clickbait, I am in love with my best friend, or I will be in love with him if we aren’t married by age 30. Hear me out before the tears start coming. We made a pack if we are not in a serious relationship when we turn 30 we will marry each other, and who knows by then how much my love will grow for him. I love him NOW, so am I in love with him?........Never say never.” wc:83. @therealstevee

3. ) my first time: being stood up. - posted July 10th, 2019. 

“Welcome back to the next installment of my first time!! This storytime will have intimate details about my favorite coffee, so please grab a cup before you watch this. So, my first time being stood up involves a douchebag from the high school football team, french vanilla ice coffee, and a delicious serving of pumpkin bread. To this day, I can never look at that loaf the same way. It’s truly a tragedy, and I blame Brad 100%.” wc:78.

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vlog posted on the qfab youtube channel on july 27th, 2019

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"Hey everyone. It is July 26th, and I am pulling back the curtains today by filming this in my apartment. I'm going to talk about my morning routine. I know it's not the most interesting thing in the world, but I get a lot of questions about my lifestyle, specifically my skincare routine. I've always had clear skin. There's no magic fix, it's mostly genetics. That being said, I take very good care of myself, body and skin, so I want to show you how I like to start my day."

The video played Chasing the Sun by Sara Bareilles while featuring Quinn wandering around her apartment. It was filmed much later in the day, but she went through the motions of what she normally did in the morning. She made the bed, breakfast and coffee (not including the Baileys she used when she wasn't having a good day). She tried to ignore the fact that it felt a little strange to reenact her morning on camera in the late afternoon. People did ask her about it and she did follow a pretty consistent routine most of time. The music softened out as Quinn began to explain her skincare routine and the products that she used daily.

"There's a link in the description of this video," she stated, pointing her fingers down towards where the link would eventually be. "That leads to a blog post. I haven't written it yet, but it will be up by the time I posted this. It's going to go over everything I just did in case I forgot something, and then I'll have links to every product I'm using today. I might even have a coupon code for you all. You'll just have to wait and see. Thank you for watching. Don't forget to subscribe. I would love to hear in the comments what you want to see from me next."