#ihatefish

[blahblahblaw18]

The Genes

Hello Again,

I am back after a few days. This lockdown and everything else that’s followed has pushed my life out of track; over the past few months, I have wasted time like never before. I can’t count how many hours I have spent in front of my laptop just staring at memes and gaining vicarious happiness while watching videos of people enjoying their lives on YT. And I regret that. 

But writing! Writing or... typing or whatever you want to call it, never ceases to attract me, it is the one activity that I can do all day every day without ever feeling bored, maybe its cause I have so many things that I want to tell, so many opinions to express, so many thoughts to jot down and never really enough people to listen to me. 

Don’t get me wrong, I am not saying I am some kind of prolific writer or some wannabe author or some such thing (Although I definitely would not mind if my destiny has author written in it for me : ) ), as a matter of fact, half the time, the things that I write don’t make half sense to me myself. Like this very blog for example. But it’s just that I enjoy writing so much and I feel I can never get tired of it even if what I write is utter bunkum nonsense.

So today I will give you a little sneak peek into my family.

Before I continue any further I just want to add that my brother is getting a fish tomorrow and I HATE HIM FOR IT. I breed this unconditional hate towards fish, it’s however something I never knew I had such strong feelings against until the day my brother decided that he deserved to get a pet of some kind for scoring well in his tests and... my oh my!! The hatred, the sheer abhorrence, the fucking pure abomination that I experienced was something unprecedented in my hate history. See, there are lizards, snakes and other reptiles that evoke repugnance and there are tigers and lions and other felines that demand trepidations from us and then there is the bloody fucking asshole of a creature called FISH! Those scaly slimy suckers don’t deserve to be designated as pets!! Seriously, what is it about those creatures that is so fascinating huh? Is it the jumping and sniffing and licking it’s owner’s face and guarding the house that is so exciting? Oh, or is it the fact that they are so smart and imitate what we speak? Ah, I know! Probably it’s the fact that we can take them out for long walks and play with them all day that makes them for such good pets!! How exhilarating righttt?! -_-

The asshole of an animal (is it even an animal? I seriously don’t know) doesn’t even make a whimper of a noise! How can ANYBODY want it?? Honestly, I’d rather just frame a picture of the bloody creature and keep it in my living room than put in all the effort and money to go and actually buy an aquarium for that ungrateful wretch which doesn’t even have the courtesy to requite back all the love and affection and food and money that humans invest in it... fucking fish! And for the bubble joy that lasts for literally 2 seconds after bringing it home, we are supposed to feed it twice a day and change its water once a month? Are you kidding me?!! Even monkeys are better at reciprocating. I mean HAVE YOU HEARD OF KING KONG? OR OR MARCEL?!!!

You know what... that’s it manh. I’m very pissed off right now, and I don't think I want to talk about my family just yet. Some other time. Besides, it’s 10:15 (night) already now and I’d promised my friend I would finish reading that book on Indira Gandhi, that I’ve been glossing over since a month, today so that we can go to the library together tomorrow.

So buh-bye!

29.8.20                                                                                                                    :I

[mommyvsart-blog]

I was less than pleased when I saw this in my sink when I was getting my coffee mug. Bald man loves to fish and a lot if the summer he goes night fishing with his dad and brothers. 90% of the time he catches nothing 10% of the time I'm surprised by fish in my sink or cooler when we are camping. I'm not really a fishing person, 5 years ago when Bald man and I got married he tried to take me fishing. It lasted about a month because he got tired of untangling my line, and I got bored out of my mind. So now he goes fishing with his dad and I sleep. Occasionally we take the kids to a stocked pond and I fish too. Anyone else's spouse a fisherman? #catfish #notbeforecoffee #suprise #wakeupcall #sink #fishing #momlife #wifelife #fisharegross #bigfish #stayathomemom #mommyblogger #husband #ihatefish #noteatingthat #unpleasantsurpise #gross https://www.instagram.com/p/BxpNQeTHEzu/?igshid=ym5uveenmtuj

[green-eyedmonsterr]

I tried sushi for the first time in my life! #fish #sushi #rawfish #omg #californiarolls #icouldnteatmuch #rice #bucketlist #ihatefish #lolz

[thoken5309]

Ken Thompson | Playing with Food: Fish, 2015

[way2gomom]

Baked tilapia (seasoned with pink Himalayan salt, ACV, garlic, tarragon, dill), broccoli and an orange from Tucson (thanks Cindy!) #cleaneating #eatclean #phase1 #tilapia #ihatefish

[amongthcwreck-a]

@anditsxsorrows - like 286754 years late for a thing (ihatefish)

the place is exactly what he thought it would look like. a long stretch of space, complete with modern expression and really good art. most of it nik’s. he hasn’t seen him in a couple weeks. thinking that it was about time he took a breather from all things mikaelson. between fighting with rebekah over the divorce. well, the non divorce at this point. and nik – there wasn’t much of a reason for that. but everything was on the live wire kind of edge when he was around. it was great back in high school. now he was torn between self destruction and settling down. “i’ve come to dig you out of this grave. don’t tell me you’re actually working on something. i would have saved myself the trip.” he says, letting out a laugh as he leans on one of the posts in the middle of the room. his eyes scan, looking for aurora someplace. she’s small enough she could have just managed to stay out of view. but he doesn’t spot her. he stuffs his hands in his pockets. “if you wanna stay buried i’ll pack the dirt tighter. tell everyone you finally did the world a favor, you know?”

[bellalovesme92]

The struggles of being on a diet and having tilapia for dinner 😒 lmao! #Ihatefish #gross #dietfood #sucks #shellfishlover

[ip3tech]

World capital of brown trout fishing 🐟 🎣 #explorenz #southisland #ihatefish (at Gore, NZ)

[telescope-love]

Little fishing town 🐠🐟🐬 #ihatefish #vsco #nets #spain (at Puerto Andratx)

[avatar-mak0rra]

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When your hubby decides to stink up your house with NASTY fish 🐟🐟🐟😖🙊 #Ihatefish #fishysmell (First one didn't have sound apparently)

[gingergonzo]

Spotted at the store yesterday. I laughed so hard. #polish #ihatefish #bahahaha

[the245]

Thoughts 'bout #salmon and #broccoli puree. #food #hungry #ihatefish #butthisoneisgreat #niceone #selfie

[ladytia23]

Scared like hell of this f***er but it looks pretty in a pic #IHateFish

[sandytumblururu]

Como no me gusta el pescado, me haré mi lasaña 0,0 carne (o lasaña vegana jaja) #pescadoteodio #ihatefish #semanasanta #veganismoporundia

[rachofcourse]

Can't go wrong laying in a hammock after a day of snorkeling. #snorkeling #belizevacation #havingablast #ihatefish #snorkelingisscary

[insightful-blue]

Monobear clearly has a problem with fish.... like me.