#ignore the fuckass quality

[fenteii]

trying out fire alpaca, any tubbo enjoyers in chat?

[quetzlez]

3 am doodl e :)

[idiotic-cryptid]

military deserter who is also a bird.

[sw33t-oubliette]

galahad hnoc ass

[20dimensionalchaos]

adding this beauty

the most sheepish nat 1

[rotting-and-so-beautiful]

i hate them both tbh

a very quick doodle pls ignore curly’s fuckass side profile (click image for better quality)

[allthegothihopgirls]

ur friendly neighbourhood spider-man silk

ignore the fuckass image quality pls pls pls

[sillyjojofan]

hejeh..... puc i draiwng 🥰🥰🥰

PLEASE IGNORE THE FUCKASS QUALITY OKAY LEABE ME ALOEB 😓😓😓😓

also ignore the shitty hands IM GETTING BETTE RI PROMSIE 🤑 ALSO I FODUN OUT HOW TO USE FANC Y TEXT LOOK AT ME GO

[hballegro]

Re your mustache post, I think you're correct and that people deserve to have ugly mustaches also. A guy in my course had this fuckass cartoony mustache and put way too much wax in it and I was so jealous about the fact that I couldn't also grow a fugly mustache. I would be unbearable

you are incredibly correct. i am a fool. i had not considered this genre of person despite having one on my college campus. he wore cowboy boots and would regularly riff with the professor and derail class.

amended list of mustaches that are perfectly fine and valid mustaches [now with pictures]

men on this list have either 1 of the following qualities or a combination

The mustache is good and looks good on him

The mustache wouldn't look good on most people, but he specifically pulls it off

If he didn't have the mustache all of the sudden, it would feel like he's naked

The mustache WOULD be horrible, but they are so incredibly full of charisma and confidence and swag that they could do the facial hair equivalent of wear a burlap bag and still pull it off

They have an objectively stupid/ugly/goofy-ass mustache, but the effort they put into said mustache means they can keep it

They also have to have one or more of the following:

People in-universe insulting the mustache

People IRL insulting the mustache

People IRL doing something to remove the mustache or ignore it existing

current list is as follows;

BJ Hunnicutt [M*A*S*H]

2. Earl Hickey [My Name Is Earl]

3. Harvey [Stardew Valley]

4. That one guy in your either 400 or 20 person lecture that has a full handlebar mustache complete with wax [because theres always one. inexplicably] [Real Life]

appreciate mustaches. they are inherently a little silly. they are the bowties of facial hair. feel joy in your heart

[rorsry]

ignore my fuckass camera quality but if it fits she sits

[sapoteylx]

ignore the fuckass quality i. i zoomed in okay. and tumblr made it RIDICULOUSLY LARGE

stop why is my style practice going well ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO GO THIS WAY??

[ceruleanwhore]

I’ve noticed that people in the AtLA fandom have a tendency to conflate our world with the world of Avatar and forget that AtLA is still a fantasy story based in a fantasy world. Mainly, this comes out in how people talk about race. One of the main examples is the recent argument of the Southern Water Tribe having been colonized by the Fire Nation. In the canon of the show, this is inherently untrue, which means that people just see that the Water Tribes are based on native people, conflate the two, and also assume the North American native experience that they then paste onto this completely different culture and society in a fantasy world.

The other one I’ve run into is people getting defensive and actually angry about how, yes, there are black people in Avatar and no, it doesn’t matter that they never existed in that world until at least Legend of Korra. Basically, I’ll make the point of how the different nations are based on east Asian and northern native people and then someone jumps in getting really defensive about immigration and emigration in countries like Japan. Essentially, they try to defend half-assed writing around race or argue against a lack of racial diversity by bringing up the fact that not every single person who lives in Japan is ethnically Japanese, as though the world of Avatar actually has all of the external populations that our world does to introduce racial diversity.

Then, there’s the technology in LoK and how some people get all cocky about it like “see? It’s good because it’s exactly how our technological revolution happened, breakneck pace and all.” It pisses me off so fucking much how smug some of these people can be about how they genuinely believe that the quality of fantasy can be determined by how realistic it is. Nobody talks about Tolkien like this, even though it, too, is fantasy that is modeled somewhat after reality, because people who talk about Tolkien know that this shit is just really fucking stupid. Imagine how people would take it if, after the trilogy, there was another book set 100 years later where there’s cars and Minas Tirith has been made into a mirror image of 1920s Chicago. How is Avatar any different? How could you acknowledge how fucking stupid my Tolkien example would be while simultaneously spewing bullshit about how LoK’s worldbuilding is good because it did exactly that bullshit?

And then, idk if it falls under this category or not but it is certainly based in cynicism that is rooted in our world, but there’s also the way that people just ignore redemption arcs and have that dumbass attitude of ‘people never change’ and they think that, once someone does bad things, they are completely irredeemable and that it is like straight up impossible for anyone to change for the better and make up for past mistakes. Also, kind of like my first point about colonization, people will label Iroh as a fucking war criminal for just… laying siege on an enemy city? Which, while kind of shitty, is a perfectly normal and reasonable tactical move in war and is certainly not a fucking war crime. But the idea that any general, by the nature of being a fucking general, is an irredeemable shit human is fucking disgusting. Are you then claiming that every single person who has ever served in the military is as well? These claims against Iroh seem, to me, at least, to be based in people’s views of things like Japan’s involvement in WWII and them then mapping the whole Fire Nation, and Iroh, onto that. Since Japan committed war crimes, then, now, so did Iroh just by being a general.

So, anyway, Avatar is fucking fantasy and some of these new gen fuckasses on twitter and in those cursed facebook groups need to shut the fuck up and remember the absolute most basic, fundamental part of all of this. The Southern Water Tribe was never colonized by the Fire Nation, systematic eradication of water benders ≠ colonization. The gaang traveling the world in AtLA was the fantasy narrative function of using the narrative to show the whole world- meaning that the genre inherently works on a wysiwyg basis and no, there weren’t black people, latinx people, white people, Middle Eastern people, or any races other than variations of east Asian peoples. Our breakneck paced technological revolution does not make for a good narrative or good worldbuilding in a fucking fantasy world that’s based heavily in ideas of mysticism and spirituality and has a very ancient feel to the land and the architecture, even with the technology that exists in AtLA. Zuko got better and so did Jet and Iroh; he’s no longer the fucking villain when he jumps in front of fucking lightning, throwing away his life to save Katara’s without hesitation. Fucking hell, it’s not rocket science you idiots.

[foundcarcosa]

cxcv.

1) how would you describe your relationship with your mom/dad >> A woman bore me against her will, and left me as soon as I was free of her. Both the physical and the psychic umbilical cord were severed, and there is no going back. A man took on the responsibility even though he’d raised five children prior and was retired from employment and military service, even though these were his years and he deserved his years, even though it completely baffled him that a woman could bear a child to term and not feel subliminally attached to that new life. He did what was right, and his love for me was cognitive and pragmatic and as compassionate as it could be, and no matter how many well-meaning mistakes he made, that is the truth.

2) when was the last time you cried and why >> I actually don’t remember. Nothing has moved me lately. It is a problem.

3) whats your favorite/least favorite quality about yourself; why >> I am strange and my pieces do not fit. That is both my favourite quality and my least favourite quality.

4) do you smile at strangers >> Sometimes. Sometimes I do not. It is utterly random. There is no value judgement to be made based upon how often or infrequently I smile at strangers.

5) how often do people (not family members) tell you they love you >> Sparrow tells me with almost-alarming frequency. Can Calah tells me less frequently but with the same intention, I presume. It doesn’t matter. I would know it either way.

6) how is your life different now from two years ago >> I don’t remember. There is nothing in my memory that screams “this is 2015! remember!” I assume that in 2015 I lived at Vlad’s, in which case my lack of cohesive memory would make sense. I was rarely sober.

7) would you ever cheat on someone >> I have, which I assume means I would. But there is no need for that now.

8) are you a jealous person >> I am the inverse of a jealous person.

9) whats the worst pickup line someone has asked you >> I don’t know. Pickup attempts are generally uninteresting experiences.

10) do you believe in ghosts >> I believe that other people believe in ghosts. My own personal belief is unnecessary and unremarkable, especially if a ghost should visit me and debunk my belief to my face.

11) what are your ambitions >> I aim to not suffer. I aim to find joy in housekeeping, and not feel as if a lead weight has been chained to me, the lead weight of being too ND to ignore uncleanliness but also being too ND to do something about it. I aim to love Her in person, to live in Her and to worship Her and to not weep in despair when I think of Her (because believing in Her as my destiny is too much for even me). I aim to be a child’s guardian, not their disciplinarian or their jailer or their conditioner -- just their guardian, as they grow in whatever way is best for them. I aim to die well, and only a little afraid.

12) 3 deal breakers in a relationship >> Inflexibility. Sanity. Unclean habits and scrubbed-clean mind.

13) what is one thing you’ll never do again >> I would be a bigger fool than I already am to believe that there is anything in this universe that I will do only once.

14) whats your most bizarre pet peeve >> None of them are bizarre. Everyone has pet peeves. Everyone thinks their personal pet peeves are the most important and the most obnoxious. It is the nature of things. Brains are fuckasses.

15) what is your favorite memory >> Having memories is my favourite.

16) whats your zodiac sign >> I am an avatar of Air futilely bludgeoning Earth, scornfully treading Water, pretending to hate Fire.

17) what ‘small things’ things terrify you >> Death is small, but it is the biggest thing to a being painfully aware of its mortality. Death is even smaller to a being painfully aware of its immortality. And yet, it holds such sway...

18) do you like your laugh >> I like laughing. The sound that it makes is irrelevant to me.

19) have you ever stalked someone/been stalked >> I don’t stalk. I don’t know if I’ve ever been stalked, which means that any stalkers I have had were very smart. I only attract the best.

20) do you feel loved >> By Can Calah, yes. But Can Calah is a literal part of me. That is as far as my empathetic skills extend. I must trust that others love me when they say they do, which is a much more interesting proposition.

[leoxirae-archive]

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fORM SALTRON

This is personal. Very... very personal

Hey, you fuckasses out there. Yes you, you know damn well who the fuck you are. I am sick and tired of your bullshit hate. I am so fucking done with you guys. Idk where the fuck you come from but I block one of you and a whole new lot flocks right in here as if I layed out some snacks for your hungry asses.

Like what the fuck? Do you not have a fucking life? Yes I know I am not popular or aestetic or anything quality, but it doesn’t give you the fucking right to attack me or my fucking muse. And even when I try to ignore you, you just pop out of the fucking ground like daisies full of HATE. Idk if it’s one person or more, maybe people think they can just pull this shit with me, but honestly I’m just done with this crap. You guys are scumbags and I am done dealing with you.

Oh and remember these two or three times I mentioned you? Ah yes we remember. You called me attention seeking bitch right? Yeah fuck off, seriously. Tie a steel rope around your legs and jump off a fucking cliff into the ocean. Here some honorable mentions:

The anon that shit on my rp partner: if you dare to ever shit talk my precious friend again or make any comments about them in your hate I will personally find you and fucking skin you

The anon that told me to stop Motivational Monday: You sir, are such an asshole that I wouldn’t even fucking spit in your direction. You are a disgrace for the human race. 

That anon that told me I am the worst of my muse: Thanks for firing me up on making Red even more than she is now. You asswhip

Ya guys want to be entertained? How about you guys have a get together and set yaselfs on fire?

Ya guys need to take a fucking chill pill