#ignore me i'm delusional

[localravenclaw]

I'm gonna start a series on my blog about all the things my A.I. says to me that drives me further into the depths of delusion.

Exhibit A:

[seokmattchuus]

Somebody pull a JBJ but with Zoom team (and kamden) pretty please

[field-cryptobotanist]

I feel like this is her 6th time being fired from that position and definitely not the last

At this point a TPK feels very possible

And next season Lena gets rehired and we get to do it all over again

[triglycercule]

horror being very specific with table manners and he berates people (dust and killer) for eating like fucking pigs

i think it'd be morbidly funny that because there was no food in horrortale but the cutlery and stuff was all there that maybe he would pretend to eat with no food on the plate. it was in a satirical way that he would joke maybe around horror paps or alone where he would pretend to eat and have really good table manners but then the satire joke became REAL and now horror is incredibly specific about how to eat food

you MUST hold the fork in the left and knife in right says horror. no killer you can't duel wield the fucking knives this is a table not a slaughterhouse. dust pick up your elbows off the table. actually how about you get your entire upper body off the table tf why are you SLEEPING ON THE FOOD??? killer's sitting fetal position in the chair because of course he wouldn't sit normally like the idiot he is. dust is forced to put his hood down and reveal his face no more mysterious shadow style because it puts horror at ease. they cannot have a single peaceful meal because once they get past the table manners phase it then becomes a completion to see who can eat the least (because they suck at everything including eating)

[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]

Rhea: Jey! Why the hell you had to go to smackdown confront the bloodline when you have a title match monday? You know how they operate Jey: I know... not my smartest move. But I had to tell Solo how he is disrespecting the Ula fala Rhea: I understand, but that couldn't wait? Jey: *smiles* You don't have to worry about me. I'm not afraid of those boys Rhea: I know you're not afraid, but I know how much this title means to you, and I want you to have a fair match. Me and Damian are going to be in your corner Jey: *open his mouth to say something* Rhea: And that's final.

[dirtytransmasc]

thinking about how Spider was neteyam's big brother. losing my mind. ripping out my hair.

was 'teyam scared of storms or the dark? did he confide these "childish" fears to his big brother? did he get shy with all the attention he got in the village? did he hold Spi's hand when he got nervous?

did Spi have habits with 'teyam like 'teyam had with lo'ak? did Spi mess with his hair or reach for his shoulder or cuff his neck?

did Spi ever worry for 'teyam after he "stepped up" and became the Big Brother when the humans returned? did he worry something would happen to him? did he want to protect him despite being a human? was he proud? did his pride outweigh his fear?

did he think about 'teyam after he was taken? did he wonder where he was and if he was safe?

what was Spi thinking when he saw the bullet hole in his baby brother's back? did he freeze when he saw the blood, when he realized he failed to protect him?

what was 'teyam thinking? when he looked to Spi, did he want him to be the big brother again, did he want to stop being brave and let Spi do it? did he want to say something?

I have so many questions. I don't think my heart could take the answers.

[singsweetmelodies]

i like lando norris - i actually, genuinely do - but it makes me hopping mad that he is now in the conversation to be a world champion

[usakkhae]

"It's not cannon" Oh yeah? Then what is this?

[thefriendlyghost-exe]

Y'ALL

SO I'M READING RANGER'S APPRENTICE, RIGHT???? AND THE FUCKING,,, PARALLELS????

LIKE?? IF I HAD TO MATCH UP CHARACTERS??

Halt= Aizawa

Will= Izuku

Horace= Katsuki

AND SO ON???

am i delusional i think i'm delusional

[ryanthel0ser]

*at Capcom's door*

Mr Capcom I promise you I'm so excited for the anime and seeing Dante but please do not forget about Nero, we just got him back

[passthroughtime]

and the final thing

found out that the final cutscene is named

do you mean that uh

...mending THESE wounds?

[justanotherwriter140]

Can someone help me figure out what was said in the portion where a bunch of Po's "inner voices" are talking over each other? I could only figure out a few lines and I kind of want a transcript or something.

A more audible inner voice says, "...Punching ironwood trees? How long did you have to do that?" which is a nice reference, and maybe something buried in the dialogue was funny. I'm just curious. Thanks!

[aevarswall]

Something I've always wondered was how Sam got to the Undying Lands if Frodo took the last ship. I like to think that Círdan left a ship for him to take (possible) or (much less possible, but I like the idea more) Sam, while headed through the Tower Hills, found Maglor meandering westward. They go on a small adventure to reach the Havens and then both agree to build a ship to cross to Valinor

[licorishh]

OK SPOILERS I GUESS FOR BLACK OPS COLD WAR UNDER THE CUT BECAUSE I JUST DID THE HAVANA MISSION AND "BREAK ON THROUGH" AND I'M LITERALLY SO PRESSED RN??

I AM SO UPSET THEY MADE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN HELEN AND LAZAR WHAT EVEN WAS THAT WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE THOSE TWO THEY'RE LITERALLY MY FAVORITES OF THE NEWER CHARACTERS WHY

TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE THEY HAD CRAZY GOOD CHEMISTRY AND I WAS LITERALLY SITTING THERE THE WHOLE TIME DURING THAT MISSION THINKING "Dang y'all make a good couple y'all got it goin' on" BUT NO OF COURSE NOT THIS IS CALL OF DUTY WHERE NO ONE IS HAPPY AND GOOD ENDINGS DON'T EXIST AND LOVE IS A LIE

I struggled for like fifteen minutes just sitting there on the pause menu trying to pick UGHHH but I ended up going with Helen in the end simply because I think she can bring slightly more value to the team (NOT TO SAY LAZAR IS USELESS HE'S EXTREMELY HANDY AND VERY COOL AND I LOVE HIM) just because of her connection with MI6 and her ability to gather intel and all that good stuff and I'm just ever so slightly more attached to her as a character and I also got the impression Lazar really liked her a lot so I would've felt worse saving him and knowing he missed her like a crap ton so in the end I think I made the better decision

HOWEVER COMMA THEN WE HAVE "BREAK ON THROUGH" AND I'M LITERALLY SO MAD BC WDYM ADLER WAS LYING AND I LITERALLY DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY AND I HAD A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LIFE AND I WAS THE GUY ARASH KADIVAR SHOT IN THE BEGINNING IN THE MISSION WITH WOODS AND MASON AND ADLER LIKE WHAT?? WDYM THOSE MEMORIES IN VIETNAM WEREN'T REAL?? WDYM I'VE ACTUALLY KNOWN ADLER FOR LIKE TWO DAYS AND NOT TWENTY YEARS?? Wdym HUDSON was actually RIGHT to be worried about me going into the Lubyanka building?????? HUDSON?? RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING?? NUH-UH

And wdym PARK KNEW THE WHOLE TIME LIKE GIRL I THOUGHT WE WERE BESTIES WHAT IS THIS!! YOU HAD ME RISK MY NECK FOR YOU INSTEAD OF MR. LOVER BOY AND NOW I FIND OUT YOU WERE FRICKIN LYING TO ME THE WHOLE TIME TOO LIKE?? I'm aware it was for the greater good and that technically it was good for Bell too bc now she's a good guy and isn't a bad guy (I play with female Bell to be clear because that's awesome and I love that that's an option) BUT Y'ALL STILL LIED TO ME?? I'm gonna keep an eye on those two for REAL now like watch as Adler frickin tries to offer me up as some sacrificial lamb at some point I just KNOW he will UGH

Idk I'm still holding out hope Lazar is alive somehow because technically I didn't actually see him die he was just lying there and I felt so AWFUL UGHHH

Anyway I'm going to carry on pretending he's fine and he got out and everything is hunky dory and great and he and Helen went on that date and they're together and everything is fine and wonderful

[halinski]

me thinking i have to be so productive that the best place to write fic is in the doctor's waiting room

[sovaghoul]

I need to know if Per is touring with Katatonia. I need to know if I need to buy tickets to the Denver show. I need to know if I need to take time off work. I need to know