#ignore how unrealistic this is i just think steve would suck at dating apps

[starrystevie]

eddie’s going on a tinder date with a cute guy named steve.

he likes his freckles, brown eyes and cheeky grin. they don’t have much in common but the conversations they have in the app messages flows suspiciously easily. he’s a bit in love and antsy at the table as he watches the door anxiously for his date.

he sees person after person walk into the bar and his beer is dripping condensation onto his hand as he grips it, nerves shooting through the roof. eddie glances at the table and then back up to the door when a guy walks in and if eddie wasn’t waiting for his date, he’d want to go talk to him.

he’s cute, hot even, floppy brown hair and a charming grin, hands shoved into the pockets of his coat as he looks around the bar. his shirt clings to him in just the right way and his jeans fit him a bit too perfectly. eddie can’t help but stare and then the guy is staring back while he waves, ducking his head as he walks over.

“hey, eddie,” the man breathes out, his cheeks tinged pink from the wind. “sorry i'm late. parking was a bitch.”

and eddie’s confused. because this guy has brown eyes but not the ones he expected. freckles that are more spread out and distinct, trailing down to his neck instead of blanketing his face. his smile is perfect and he’s looking at eddie like he knows him. eddie’s a bit stunned, gaping at the guy with a slack jaw, because he’d remember someone as handsome as him if they’d met before.

“…hi?” he says like it's a question, taking a sip of his beer to do something with his hands.

he watches as the man’s eyebrows crease in confusion and the way his shirt stretches over his chest as he takes off his jacket. “it’s- i’m steve? you are eddie, right?”

eddie can feel his own eyebrows raising, wiping off his damp hand to fish his phone out of his pocket. he quickly finds steve’s profile, ignoring the messages they've sent each other over the past weeks that leave his stomach filled with butterflies, and pulls up the profile picture steve uploaded.

looking at it closely, he glances at who he thinks is steve, at the freckles dusting over his face and the toothy grin he's flashing at the camera. he's not exactly they type eddie usually goes for, but he's witty and sweet and knows about dnd, apparently, so what's not to love?

but then he looks at the other person in the picture that's slightly out of focused next to ‘steve’. looks at the two moles stark on the side of his neck, his pink tinted cheeks. the floopy brown hair and the pretty brown eyes and-

“steve?!” eddie exclaims, looking between the man in front of him and the picture on his phone. “you’re steve?”

the guy- steve- grins sheepishly, leaning on his elbows over the table to look at eddie’s eyes phone. he’s close, too close, close enough that eddie wants to-

“ohh,” he says and scratches at the back oh his head, eyes downturned with a blush trailing up his neck. “yeah, maybe i shouldn’t have used a group photo for a dating app.”

“so who did i think you were?”

their eyes meet and even in the dim bar light, eddie finds himself falling into the specks of green he sees. steve looks at the phone quickly then back up with a smirk. “my best friend, tommy. he’s kind of an asshole, though. you’re better off with me.”

“is that so?” eddie leans back, taking a sip of his beer, and really takes in his date that he now knows is steve. his toned arms, his broad shoulders, his pretty pink cheeks and pretty pink lips.

“what, are you disappointed?”

steve smiles gently and it lights up his face in a way eddie isn’t expecting. between the way he looks in a dingy bar and the way talking with steve is easier than any date he’s had before, he can’t imagine what disappointment he could ever possibly feel knowing that his date is who he is.

suddenly there’s a foot hooking around his ankle and it sends goosebumps tingling up his spine. steve’s smile softens just a bit and eddie can feel himself mirroring it back, letting out a breath he didn’t know he was holding.

“i don’t think disappointed’s the right word.”

crossposted on twitter!

[unsexyfeedback-blog]

After reading my post and I am not sure you read it because your comments are full of errors and misrepresentations.

#1

Funny calling me creepy coming from you a tumblr in the NSFW community. Creepy is a subjective term. I would think someone sexually open minded, living in a married open relationship, doing porn, would be open to other ways of living. If I was female 40+ going after young skinny boys (18+ of course) you would think it was hot. Shame on you for being a hypocrite to your own lifestyle and community.

Do you know who this is?  Gianluca Vacchi an Italian 50+ millionaire with his now divorced wife  Giorgia Gabriele 30 or so at the time. The only difference between me and him is money. (also maybe be body shape LOL working on it) And I bet that if I had money to back my proposal your attitude would be very very different. See the hypocrisy in your comment? 

Gianluca is my role model in terms of where I am going with my own fitness goals. Georges Lucas and Steve Jobs are also my role models in terms of overcoming everyone else's objections to their visions.

#2

Where the fuck do you get that? I am confident with my vision and concept.. not the same as ego. I am not comparing myself to Georges Lucas but do you know how many people shot down his idea for Star Wars yet his confidence in his vision got him where he is today. If you heard him speaking nobody would accuse him of having a fuelled ego. I have no idea where you see an ego issue when I am looking for a creative partner to contribute to this show. This is not a scripted show so to make this work obviously the cohost is very very important.

I know this quote from Kid Rock, didn’t know its origins. You or I can’t tell the future and whether or not I can back it up.  Only time will tell if I will be able to back it up.

#3

Nothing in life is free 

SFW content revenue sharing

When we will travel together and produce SFW content for Youtube and other social media platforms, your “pay” will be traveling while having no basic expenses, for example lodgings (obviously), food and all costs related to travelling and visiting touristic sites.

You think it costs nothing to cover the cohost living expenses? Did you actually read the proposal or just looked to nit pick. Just because I doubt you read this but this part is SFW content meaning no nex in this content.

NSFW content revenue sharing

For the NSFW content you will not get paid in advance of the sale of content we will produce like in larger adult production companies. We are going to be a small independent production company where nobody tells us what we need or have to do. The team we will build together will make all decisions. However as we determine the basic costs of operation (fuel, Skoolie repairs, food, etc..) then we can split the after expense profits evenly. We will have to look at this again with an accountant as we get closer to start producing NSFW content.  Please rest assured that you will never ever have any expenses to pay as we travel together and produce, SFW and NSFW content.

Again look at the bold text here. I am pretty clear on revenue sharing for the actual sex on camera and that at some point we will consult an accountant to figure out the split.

#4

The getting paid issue is dealt with in #3 and you had nothing originally truthful or even correct about the proposal.

Do you feel foolish yet? Again you missconstrued my proposal by NOT FUCKING READING IT. 

Yes this is an unconventional arrangement with financial connections. What marriage or serious relationship isn’t. Your making me sound like a sex trafficker or a pimp who beats his girls!!!! based on what you read LOL or not... I clearly state that its an open door relationship.

I think it goes without saying that our first tour together will be only for a few weeks. Once completed we can evaluate its success and if we manage not to kill each other, we can extend the tour or I can simply bring you back home.

Yes there is a business arrangement but if I love my partner I want to help her. Obviously the original premiss is “cohost/romantic/sexual partner” but based on two adults communicating we can make changes to the deal depending on what each of us wants.

Before making “Fake News” half assed researched comments, maybe you should have read from A to Z carefully and asked questions first before shiting on some else's ideas because maybe your life sucks so bad you're looking for something or someone to vent on (that is my sarcastic comment just like your unicorn one). If you had given me constructive criticism and offered valid points I would have taken them and used the information to make improvements on my vision. But all you did is “Fake Newsed” it.

Otherwise I hope you have yourself a wonderful fucking day!!!

#1

Feedback is based on knowledge of what your giving feedback from. You lack the knowledge because it is blatantly obvious you simply skimmed over it.  I gave you feedback based on your comments that where misrepresentations (not a different perspective) of what I wrote. You approached my proposal biased and with your perspective (which you are allowed to have a different one then me) however that perspective blinded you to what I actually wrote and ment. Then you proceeded to write feedback with half truths. This is not about perspective at all and that is just an excuse you seem to like using.

#2

I never said that tumblr girls are creepy!!!!

Funny calling me creepy coming from you a tumblr in the NSFW community. Creepy is a subjective term.

I thought you would catch my drift. There is some creepy weird stuff in tumblr and was alluding to creepy is relative to the point of view of the person viewing. 

Just like you are in Reddit or Tumblr, I am expressing my sexuality via this proposal.  In the same way that I respect and actually admire you for being sexually free and liberated, please respect me in the same way, even if you’re not interested in my proposal and you think I am nuts. (I know I am nuts) To me BDSM does not give me pleasure but I would not slut shame (or manwhore shame) someone who did. We all get pleasure in different ways and that’s the beauty of being alive. 

Not my fault you didn't read my proposal.

#3

What would be the difference with meeting on a dating app? Many people want different things and you can choose to reply if you like or IGNORE if you don’t. Obviously you are not aware of that option.

Your snarky answers are truly dishonest. Yes I invited you to travel with me but not before you had a chance to vet me via my social media and we get to know each other over many months!!!!!

Then and only then we could choose to meet or not, to begin with. Then if there is a connection sexually we could have some fun together. 

Then if during our travels (as on open relationship/poly/swinging couple) we/you met someone that interests us/you we can talk about inviting them to have some fun.

Truly your slant on what I meant and said is way way off to the point of being Fake News.

Again would you find creepy if the form message was linked to a request to travel with an older woman you don’t know on a bus to perform sex acts and pick up guys? Just having reversed the roles just brings me back to the Fake News slant you put on my proposal that is so way off from what I said no matter if its just a pipe dream. 

#1

You wasted your own time by replying in the first place. You had the option to ignore and even block me. But your ego thinking you knew better then me absolutely couldn't shut up and needed to rant.

Yes I may have used a “standard form message” but I don’t message to all. You have no way of knowing how many I messaged your comment is another blatant example of “Fake News”.

I understand more than you think and you have no way of knowing what I understand since again you have proven that you have not read my proposal thoroughly or even my response since you replied practically before I pressed on the send button. Not to mention you never even asked me any questions to maybe clarify what I wrote (that you didn’t read anyways).

#2

You have a very different view than me of what is true. Yes your comments are ridiculous which is the first thing you said that is true.

#1

With my social media and contacts an open book to view I can’t see how it is predatory. Your slant is so slanted that a simple invitation to travel with an unusual arrangement makes it predatory then so be it. I intend to harm nobody and I am not hidden in the dark shadows waiting to pounce on the next innocent victim like you make me out to be.

Again only as an example not to compare myself, people said that Elon Musk's dream of SpaceX was unrealistic.

#2

Well based on your slanted and biased misreading skills coming from you it’s a compliment. Reading [your comments] reeks of privilege and fundamental misunderstanding of what “cohosts” are [going to be] about.

#3

First of all I never said “hero”. I said mentor for his physical appearance and his dedication to training and keeping a fit body. 

I don’t know what your problem is but you have a very slanted biased perspective on my proposal. Based on continuously showing me over and over that you didn’t read my proposal... skimming does not count, it is not surprising that everything you says rubs me the wrong way. You are the type to share on Facebook a “Sylvester Stallone is dead” article with checking to see if its true.

You are allowed to have a different perspective then me and I have no issue if your comments reflected that. What rubs me the wrong way is that you commented half truths and, made me look like a predatory creep without knowing me and worse without READING THE FUCKING PROPOSAL.