#ight don't let me cook

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

One of these days on my mama imma draw a screenshot from a DiscoPunk music videos I swear 😭😭

because they be having full length concept albums in my head with televised interviews and a tour documentary and industry controversy I shit you not

then you may see the cunty realness Diane and Hobie are serving in their matching stage outfits and eyeshadow

Got like ten thousand different album names and the current one is called

Prohibited Pleasures ~

and it's a genre-bending chart breaking record that's so divisive that critics and rock fans alike argue back and forth over whether it's Too Experimental & Chaotic or Too Mainstream & Flashy

and it's the too of them handling fame with Hobie who couldn't be less bothered or into the labels bullshit and Diane who loves the spotlight but gets put on Page 6 for anything the same way they did my girl Courtney Love

and I haven't even gotten to the time they got banned from the BBC and and

first I just need to know how to draw faster like way way way faster then you'll see i promise maybe

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Tamaki, Shoji and Bakugo:

Domestic Life with Their Wives

Tamaki Amajiki x wife! Reader; Mezou Shoji x wife! Reader; Katsuki Bakugo x Wife! Reader

Warnings: pure fluff

A/N: This is a request from tendou anon!

Tamaki Amajiki

Most insecure husband award goes to 🏆

Seriously this man does not understand how he pulled a beauty like you

But he legit thanks the heavens above every single day he gets to be in your presence

You don't have to ask this man to help you with anything

Dishes ✔️

Laundry ✔️

If you have kids ✔️ ✔️

As a pro-hero he works alot of nights so he knows you shoulder alot of the responsibilities in the home

For instance, you've just given birth to your second baby and you're exhausted

Your two yesr old toddler is also teething which means that not only are your nights miserable but your days as well

You've been texting Tamaki all night because you are just exhausted

Man feels awful having to return to work so soon after the baby came but unfortunately crime doesn't wait for paternity leave 🥺

However, as his sift comes to an end at 5am, he will drive through your favorite coffee place, pick up your beverage and bring it home

He walks in to hear the TV on and you sound asleep with your newborn on your chest

Your toddler is happily watching cartoons while mom rests her eyes

First thing he does, takes a picture 📱

New wallpaper 🥰

You're toddler is so excited to see your husband

They scream and you jolt awake, full mom style

"IM AWAKE, IM AWAKE WHERES THE EMERGENCY?!?!"- You 😳

Your husband just laughs as he lifts your newborn from your chest and kiss you

"Go grab a shower baby, I bought you some coffee! Then I figured I'd make breakfast and we could eat then all take a nap"- he said

You 👉🏻😐😳🥺😫 marry me!!!!

Tamaki 👉🏻 we are already married by ight 🤨

Seriously 10/10 husband material 😘

Mezou Shoji

This man... THIS FREAKING MAN 😫

Literally such an angel I can't

He drinks women's respect juice on the daily and he's an all star husband

Having multiple appendages is so helpful around the house let me tell you 👏🏻

Mans is cooking and washing dishes at the same time

He's vacuuming and dusting

And let me just say, when your first baby comes... UGH

He's an all star dad!

It's the middle of the night and you've been struggling to get your little one to sleep for hours

You've gone into the living room because your husband works the next day

And you are an amazing wife 🥰

You are dead tired and you've all but worn a hole in the floor walking the baby back and forth

Your husband has been laying in bed awake for a while, he wants to help but he also knows you are capable

However after an hour he's done

Mans has been patent for too long

"Honey let me rock the baby, you go to sleep"- Shoji

"Love its OK! You have to work! And baby is almost asleep"- you, lying to yourself and everyone 🙄

Shoji doesn't listen to you, he just walks up, grabs the baby in one of his arms and stars rocking

Baby 👉🏻 instantly asleep 😴

You 👉🏻👁👄👁

Your husband 👉🏻🥰🥰🥰

Please YN that's all it takes sometimes

"Go to sleep babe, I got them"- Shoji, now sitting on the couch and cuddling your baby

You 👉🏻 running 🏃‍♂️ to bed

YN get all the sleep you can

Your emaculate husband has got your back 😍

Katsuki Bakugo

Oof- you pulled this YN 🥵

I'm so freaking jealous

Honestly tho, I'm sure you deal with enough of Bakugo's crap on the daily to sometimes think twice about your decision 🤣

He's a great husband but sometimes he's an actual child himself 🙄

For instance, you have a 3 year old son who looks and acts exactly like your husband

You and currently pregnant with your second baby and ready to go any day now

Your husband works his butt off but he always has time for you and your son 🥰

However, there is never a lack of entertainment in the Bakugo household

Oh no no no

"Daddy! Did you get any bad guys?"- your son yells

"Hey buddy! Not tonight, I was doing paperwork most of the day"- Bakugo says ruffling your sons hair

You are cooking supper and getting it ready when your son sayd the unthinkable

"Uncle Deku got some bad guys today"- your son

You 👉🏻😳😅 crap-

Bakugo 👉🏻😃 whet-

"Uncle Deku came to my school and told me about how he put a bad guy in jail this morning!"- Your son

"Well Uncle Deku can stick it-" Bakugo ready to lay down the law

"KATSUKI"- You, yelling at your husband

Your husband rn 👉🏻😠

You 👉🏻😐😑

Your husband sighs, coming up to you and giving you a kiss

"We need to transfer our kid to a different school. I don't want that nerd influencing him!"- Bakugo

"Katsuki really?"- You 🙄

Please YN, your husband had never been more serious in his entire life 😅

[cyberpawn-arc]

Dear Jackie Welles 😌

Send me one "Dear---" and I'll write a letter to this person

Dear Jackie Welles,

Hey! s'been a while since I last saw you. A few months and I wasn't around for a lot of them. While people were mournin you I was on an operating table in a basement. I swore I heard your voice a few times choom. I thought that maybe I was going through an awful nightmare where this all was fake and that Heist wasn't real and we were going to wake up tomorrow to your moms cooking and everything was going to be okay

It wasn't though. It wasn't okay because you were gone the next time I woke up. I woke up and you were gone and your jokes were gone and I felt like a part of me got fuckin ripped out of my chest and spat on by people who didn't even know you. Those fuckhead strangers took you from us all and it's my fault. They don't know what light they took outta the world. My therapist (yeah I got one, that's a surprise,r ight?) told me writing letters helps people grieve

I really hope it helps. cause this hurts

next time i see you im gonna probably punch you for deltaing on me so early

and then hug you

this time i wont let go

i promise

[harianaswhore]

⟡ ₘₐₓ ᵥₑᵣₛₜₐₚₚₑₙ ₃ ⟡

NONE OF THESE ARE WRITTEN BY ME

ᵐʸ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʳᵉᶜˢ ᶠ¹ ʳᵉᶜˢ

— ᶠᴸᵁᶠᶠ ⟡

avacado allergy - @vroomvroomcircuit

falling for you - @astonmartingf

art - @illicitlimerence-writes

drunk in love (bits of smut) (^)

cherry wine - @angldelight

lover boy - @poetsblvd

i'm not clingy, you're clingy - @lightsoutnaway

handprints (little sexual) - @uglyducklingofthe2000s

well you are tiny (^)

he's my love story (^)

man vs teddy (^)

written by a woman (^)

big baby - @youaresimplylovely

shoot an arrow through my heart - @shootingstar-scuderia

raised to love (tw: some dark themes & jos verstappen) - @sinofwriting

gen z - @coco-loco-nut

freckle kisses - @auggieblogs

she's mine - @sunny44

daddy max - @starkwlkr

GQ couples quiz - @luvmali

possessive hand-holding - @coff33andb00ks

rain now run - @f1daydreamers

go ahead and smile - @foreveralbon

streaming - @foreveradreamaway

spooning at night - @maxlarens

random kisses - @dreamauri

and they were roommates (suggestive) - @itsallyscorner

the excpetion - @gguk-n

cooking show - @thewispsings

snippy tongue and all (tw: jos verstappen) - @imnameimswrld

timeless desire - @mrsfancyferrari

anything - @oconswrld

drunked loyalty - @charlotteking23

bedtime blues - @eveninggstar

not so jealous - @mirohlayo

made for lovin' you baby - @drunkenkissesatdusk

— ᴬᴺᴳˢᵀ⟡

don't let this darkness fool you - @uglyducklingofthe2000s

hope you're comfortable (^)

at fault - @itsallyscorner

missed f(l)ight - @inkfablesandstories

two sides of the same coin (tw: jos verstappen) - @monzabee

to have it all - @f1girliefics

mean! - @vougehope

— ˢᴹᵁᵀ⟡

do not disturb - @thef1diary

thighs - @uluvjay

viva las vegas - @monzabee

eating you out - @norrisleclercf1

long time lovers - @libraryofloveletters

reward for a champion (suggestive) - @formula1au

his bookworm - @annewithaneofthegreengable

pride - @cherry-leclerc

yapper - @theemporium

he's so pretty when he goes down on me - @allocnddits

the biggest tease (suggestive) - @fastandcarlos

hungry for life - @predestinatos

— ˢᴼᶜᴵᴬᴸ ᴹᴱᴰᴵᴬ ⟡

pr issue (i fear this would be me as his wag) - @driverlando

blowing smoke - @afterglowsainz

too sweet - @thewispsings

better streamer (^)

queen shit (^)

she talks, he talks (^)

please date my sister in law (^)

doctor lady (^)

terrible two - @5sospenguinqueen

loml - @norris55s

secrets, secrets - @racew1nn3rs

cinnamon girl - @youreverydayfangirl

loml - @livwritessometimes

that's that me espresso - @fangirl-dot-com

twin - @housepartyprotocol

starry eyes - @moviecritic

soft - @https-papaya

newest family member - @elz-xo

you call me a bitch like it's a bad thing - @c28hunter

so long, london - @captainreecejames

from the start - @landorris

by the book - @acidburnsthings

oscar worthy performance - @55szn

so american - @yauchfilms

celebrations are in order - @cutielando

shy - @diqldrunks

whippet - @lnlightning81

cats & dogs - @harrysfolklore

hometown glory - @fastandcarlos

rb admin - @leclercwriting

— ˢᴱᴿᴵᴱˢ ⟡

mini verstappen - @multifandomgirl08

super max two (smau) - @elz-xo

just a bestfriend two (smau) (the slowest slow burn to exist) - @f0point5

wing damage two - @everythingne

sweet girl - @girltomato

healing a heart i didn't break two three four five (smau) - @onlyangel4

[nkogneatho]

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐁𝐀𝐄 - 𝐂𝐒𝐌 𝐗 𝐆𝐍!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑.

— characters: Denji, Aki, Power, Yoshida, Kishibe.

— a/n: IGHT MY FIRST CSM HCS. So excited. Tell me if you guys want more.

#𝐌.𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 #𝐊𝐎-𝐅𝐈 #6𝐊𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓

#𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐈

Every breakfast that denji ever tried to prepare, came out disaster. But today, the sun might have risen from the west. When you woke up, there was actual food in front of you. The one that hadn't turned into a disaster.

"Oh my god. You made it? Finally? I'm so proud of you baby," you wrap your arms around him.

"Had'ta do it for you, m'love. If you want, I'll prepare a thousand more for you, over and over," he catches your lips, locking it with his. You taste the strawberry syrup on his lips. He must've sneaked some in while making.

"Taste it" He mumbles.

"I'd love to taste it on your lips," your fingers swipe the strawberry syrup off the waffle, and smear it on his lips. "Let's dig in."

#𝐀𝐊𝐈

Aki barely had time lately. Makima would always call him and he'd be so upset to not talk to you the first thing in the morning since he doesn't want to disrupt your sleep. But he'd always kiss your forehead before he left.

Today, you woke up with the noise of something sizzling in the kitchen. When you went to look, it was Aki in an apron, flipping the veggies over in the pan.

"What're you doing?" You mumble enough for him to hear.

"Hey, sweetheart. You're up. Sorry if I disturbed your sleep," he says, emptying the cooked veggies on the plate, beside the tamagoyaki.

"I haven't been around much lately. So I today took a day off and thought to make you something." You could see it his eyes. As much as you know he's busy, he's still upset for not spending much time with you. He kisses your hair and hands you your toothbrush. "Go, freshen up. Til' I plate everything. Okay, love?"

#𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑

Power managed to somehow fuck things up everytime. But A for effort. She isn't an expertise but she gives her all.

You woke up, walked towards the kitchen to make coffee, only to find it prepared on the counter. Surprisingly, power was even making breakfast for you.

"Oh baby. You don't have to do all this," you tried to take the spatula from her hand, but she pulled away, insisting on continuing.

"But I want to," she whined, flipping the pancackes. "Look. I made them in heart shape!"

Well they weren't quite heart shaped but as I said A for effort and the loving gesture.

When you took a bite off the platez you felt your tastebuds irritating. Turns out she poured salt instead of grounded sugar. But hey. She tried so hard. The least you can do is eat it. It was worth the smile on her face though.

#𝐘𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐃𝐀

Yoshida did fuck up a couple of times while trying to make you the perfect breakfast, but he pulled out some way.

"Yoshi, baby, I'm hungry," you whine from the dining table.

"Just a minute, baby. Don't rush me. I might fuck this up again." He's so determined and focused. You have no idea what's cooking in his head. Or his pan. "Alright here."

You didn't know what you expected but it was definitely not this. He made you a rose shaped pancake.

"OH MY GOD. BABY! WHERE DID YOU LEARN THIS?" You scream in excitement.

"Learnt this for you. From one of those youtube channels," he's so happy to see your reaction. "Do you like it?"

"I love it. Not more than you though."

#𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐁𝐄

Kishibe is an ultimate husband. He is kind of person who's very romantic but act so subtle.

Stemmed roses next to a blueberry waffle, cute little encouraging note, and a glass of juice with a heart shaped strawberry in it. Now you can't tell me all of this isn't romantic.

"Oh my god. Is this for me?"

"No, sweetheart. It's for the birds outside the window." You roll your eyes. "Of course it's for you. Why would I feed the birds my rare waffles?"

"So they can come to our window daily for more so I get to eat delicious breakfast everyday," you smirk.

"Haha. Nice try. I am leaving in five—" he couldn't complete the sentence. You pressed your lips against his, tightly.

"Stay. Have breakfast with me," you said, stroking the marks near his lips.

"Anything for you love."

Tags: @venussins @cyancherub @smoothy-ve @dukina @koifish69 @psycho-nightrose @remington-cloves @hanmasin @chosoisbaby @xo-lynx @gojoussunglasses @chiizfuyu @sleepy3 @lxlxthh @kirissluttypebble @somerandompipzsxh @sauza @narmisseite @rii-bows @ceeeearl @lordbugs @xybrwhore @sabyss

[paisholotus]

𝓒𝓱. 1

Nae's pov

Walking out the restaurant, picking up our order, and walking over to the car, I realized lea was no longer behind me. When I saw her walking out of the restaurant with more bags, i scrunched up my face, confused as to why she had more bags when we already gotten our food. "What's that?" I asked, "I've got us dessert." She said with a cheeky grin. "OK, come on then, you know they're hungry, especially Josh." I joked.

She chuckled and put her bags in the back. Port angeles has grown in population over the years, which I don't think is a good or bad thing. You still get racist asshats who like to give you dirty looks, and then you have the overly nice-nosey people, who like to get all up in your business.

Tonight I was supposed to patrol, but I didn't feel like it. So Josh and my dad are going to do it. That means Lea and I are going to La Push to relax. When we were kids, my mother told us that there was a reservation not to far from La Push. I'd say we live about 20 to 30 minutes away from La Push; it's a long drive, but it's sometimes worth it.

It's nice to get away from the house for awhile. I haven't shifted in a long time and I should do so soon. We're having Italian tonight because mama didn't feel like cooking, and I really didn't want to hear my parents argue over whose turn it was.

I finally pulled into our driveway and we got out and grabbed our food from the backseat. I opened the door and heard the R&B music playing softly in the living room, I smiled a little at the lavender scent that was flowing around the house. My mom is a absolute clean freak, we gotta take our shoes off by the door, cause you better not dare track dirt on her freshly clean floors, if you know what's best for ya.

"Nae! Is that you? Make sure you close my door! Letting out my cool air." I rolled my eyes, "yes, mother dearest." I muttered in annoyance. I walked in the kitchen to see mom, dad, and Josh with irritated looks on their face. "What took y'all so long?" Aaron asked us, I groan and placed the bags on the counter. "Yeah, did y'all have to catch and cook the food." My daddy chuckled. "Hahaha very funny, didn't know you could catch spaghetti." I said with attitude. He raised his hands in surrender, "OK, Let's just see what y'all got." He said. "I got us dessert." Lea said, mama did a little bounce and clapped. I giggled, I'm not gonna judge, because food is life.

                       -Time Skip-

"Lea! Hurry up!" I yelled into the phone, I didn't need mama getting mad at us because I didn't do my patrol. Lea came running out the door with blankets, snacks and the speaker. "Go! Go..she saw me." She cackled getting into the car, I put it in reverse and sped out the driveway seeing ma run outside fuming. I busted out laughing, "bro, she's mad as hell." I said laughing hitting Lea on her shoulder. She nodded, laughing tears. We calmed down and she put on the AUX, "You know she gon beat our ass when we get back, right?" She asked. I slowly nodded, and laughed again, "We'll be, ight."

We made it to the beach and grabbed our stuff and got out the car. Walking on the cool sand felt good, I loved the ocean, I loved swimming, but if the water go past my knees my ass done went too far and I need to go back. "This, spot seems good. Give me the snacks." I told Lea, she gave me the snacks and I put on the music.

We talked for a good minute and listened music, just having a good time. I turned my attention behind me seeing some guys, coming onto the beach with some girls. Me and Lea was looking at them, carrying food and drinks, I think they looked familiar a little bit. "You've, seen them before?" Lea asked me, I shook my head and turned back around to eat my gummy worms.

We continued to mind our time together when we heard someone calling us, we turned back around when we saw a girl come up to us. "Hey, you guys wanna join us?" She asked with a big smile, we looked at each other kinda hesitant. "I promise it'll be fun, if you're uncomfortable you can leave. My names Kim by the way." She said quietly and stuck her hand out, I gave a small smile and shook her hand. "My names Nae, and this is my sister Lea." She shook Lea's hand, and helped us bring our stuff over to her friends, the boys all looked buff, like they lived in the gym. I wasn't really that talkative around new people, but imma try to make friends.

"Hey, guys, this is Nae and Lea. Boys be nice please." Kim said to her friends. We just kinda awkwardly stood there, and gave small waves. "Hey." Me and lea said at the same time. "You, can seat down, we don't bite." One of the boys said, me and lea sat down and started back eating our snacks. "You, both are so pretty." One girl said, I smiled back at her, "thank you, you are too!" Lea said. "So, what's are y'all names?" Lea asked, "OK, so that's Jacob, Embry, Seth, Quil, Jared, And, Paul. And the other two girls are Zahra, and, Rachel." Kim introduced us to everyone.

We nodded and told them it was nice to meet them, "so, you guys live near here." Jared asked, I nodded, "yeah, about 20-30 minutes away." I told him. We started talking to each other and laughing at the joked Quil made about Paul. I looked across from me to see Jacob staring at me, he gave me a little smile and I smiled back at him, then looked down at my hands blushing a little. He was no doubt very handsome, he probably has a girlfriend though.

I looked beside me to see Lea quietly talking to Embry, he seemed shy a little. Looked like he didn't really talk alot, which was the opposite of Lea, she was a very out going person, very much energetic.

We found out the boys are native and live on the reservation not to far from here, I wondered if they were wolves, I guess I would find out another time. "You, don't talk much, do you?" Jacob asked me, I softly chuckled and shook my head. "Don't really associate with other people, besides my siblings." I told him, smiling. He nodded and took a sip from his cup, which I figured was alcohol. "How, many you have?" He asked, I finished eating my chips and picked up my cup, "I have lea and a brother." I told him.

He nodded, and stole some of my jolly ranchers. "Hey, hey, now! Don't get slapped. I don't play about my snacks." I said with a playful attitude. He rolled his eyes, and gave me a big smile. And I almost melted, his has the prettiest smile I've ever seen, just perfect white teeth. He definitely knew how fine he was, he stared into my eyes making me blush.

"You, have pretty eyes." Jacob said, causing me to smile a little bit. "Thanks, you have a pretty smile." I said, seeing a red tint come on his cheeks. Everyone talked and continued to enjoy our time together till it started getting really late, and me and lea had to work in the morning. We gathered our stuff said our goodbyes and began to walk way, "Hey! Wait." We turned around to see Kim running after us, "can, I have you guys, number? So we can hang out again." She asked, I nodded and gave her our number and she hugged us and ran back to her friends.

I eyed Jacob one last time and he smiled at me and waved bye to us, we waved bye one last time, and got into our car and left for the ass whooping waiting on us.

[monstas1ut2]

(2/2) Sanji Vinsmoke (Smut Warning!)

(๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

She is a thot and you want to cuff (Huh?) She-She is a thot and you want to cuff (Huh?)

The water that was sliding down your throat ever so softly, happened to be caught and then hard to swallow when Sanji decided to say that sentence.

"Huh...?"

Sanji's face kinda faltered as he sighed, just shrugging a little. He'd done something kinda wild, well it's not necessarily wild for someone's boyfriend to buy them things but you aren't used to clothing items..

"I brought you a dress... and I just know you'll like it... I know you'll look gorgeous in it too.." Sanji was firm in his wording, just really wanting you to at least feel happy in your body just a little.. Yeah.. he definitely figured out the problem that was being slipped under his nose... and eyes for that matter.

Sanji also looked to Nami for explanations. As much as she wanted to keep it under wraps, Sanji seemed so distraught. She also knew you would take years to speak on the issue..

"Where is it.." you mumbled out, fiddling with your water bottle as your eyes gazed to the floor. Sanji's words always made you feel.. lifted. Though they could never push you over the edge.. so instead of wanting to feel that.. you decided you'd suck it up...

Sanji's funny, but cute eyebrows had raised up a little as you asked that. He himself almost forgot where he put the dress. Though he remembers putting it on the table in your closet. Your closet was adorable, it had an island in the middle that held your purses and jewelry.

"In the closet..." Sanji's face started to light up ever so gently when he told you where it was. Your form disappearing from his vision as you went upstairs... honestly Sanji couldn't believe it.. he just knows he's going to die when he sees you in it..

His heart was racing just like the first time he'd seen you..

(Sanji went to McDonald’s for Luffy…)

"Your total is $50.75 sir..."

"Oh my, you're beautiful ~~~!"

"Are You Ight...?"

That happened to be the most one sided conversation ever... you both were quite different. You both are still different in a sense, but definitely not as far apart. The both of you are in love with each other.. and seeing you come down those stairs slowly with those black heels and that dress that stuck to you like peanut butter... his nose started to bleed..

"I-.. I actually like it.." you whispered out to him as you tried covering your breasts just a little. Staring at Sanji who happened to be blushing like mad. His eyes continuing to stare oh so lovingly at you and your figure... he just had the urge to touch and give you every thing you wanted.

"I told you... you're just.. beautiful... beautiful in everything..."

"Sanji..-"

"No... really... now may I please have the opportunity to show you off..?" Sanji's voice almost sounded like a purr. Standing up, he'd walked over to you ever so gently and you watched with your lips parted. His lips pressing gently on the back of your brown skinned hand. It was always pretty to see his lighter hand against yours... not to mention how his hand was Damn hot.. hand kink maybe...?

"Let me take you to the restaurant... like we were supposed to do the other week..."

As much as you loved this dress, were you ready to leave the house with it? You felt as if Sanji set you up kinda, he was standing here looking scrumptious ... and now, he has you standing here radiating the same energy... there was no excuse now...

"You sneaky lil boy..." you grumbled playfully as you tried to hold back a smile, pointing at Sanji as he started to softly smile. Of course he knew he was sneaky... only to make you happy though...

"Fine... I'll go..."

"(Y/n)-swannnnn~"

"Mhm..."

(๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

The place of course was beautiful, it's Sanji's restaurant. The place was filled with so many people that your anxiety was rushing towards the top. So many people were also staring because you were hand in hand with Sanji. The owner of the restaurant.. the 5-star restaurant.

Swallowing your nerves, Sanji squeezed your hand gently. Causing you to look up at him as you both were sat at the best table. The water was pretty, you could see it as you sat gently with Sanji.. the man who was inching his hand over to you... it was odd to feel his hand on your thigh, but you decided to touch his bigger hand. That definitely caught him off guard, his eyes kind of widened, especially when you gently leaned your head against his shoulder.

Sanji's love language is exactly this, being able to touch and caress every curve.. every imperfections you hate... he will definitely love.

"I know you like (f/f)... do you want that (y/n)-Chan..?" It was odd how Sanji still remembered such a little thing. You loved (f/f) and especially from his restaurant because the cooks were amazing. At the same time though, you really didn't want to add any more weight to yourself..

The look on your face was obvious to Sanji and oh so suddenly he looked sternly at you when you had removed your head from his shoulder.

"You can eat... and if you don't I'm taking the lace back."

"*gasp* you Ass-.."

"Get the food and eat it." Sanji said simply and honestly, this was the most serious you've seen him. He threatened to take your wig back, like come on he's serious... All you could muster up was a little mumble but Sanji gave you this look... he was really serious about you eating.. and it was kinda hot.

Of course though, minutes later, you were served your (f/f) and it tasted like heaven. At the same time though you were kinda quiet because of Sanji.. he's just trying to love you and the fact is.. you weren't letting him.

So today you were going to do something you'd never done before.. it's a new page.

Putting your utensil down, you gently cupped Sanji's face. He kinda widened his eyes and he could feel your acrylics.. he loved them a lot.. his favorite color is just plain white by the way..

Anyways, he could smell your gentle scent as you got closer and your lips were a centimeter from his ear. To be honest he felt himself already getting heated for nothing... though he couldn't help it.

"I love you... and thank you fa dealin with me...I can't really give you anything but... I could give ya dessert..." the air tickled his ear as he listened to your erotic whisper. Watching as you moved away and let go of his chin. Smiling at him once more before continuing to eat like you've done nothing...

Oh you've sparked fire..

The rest of the date was soft and romantic, it consisted of Sanji wanting to devour you right then and there.. but you obviously refrained that. Taking a little sip of that wine that was offered to you. God you looked irresistible, your back just arched so well and your thighs spread like butter when you sit down... that's talent.

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The ride home was quiet, a soft quiet, the aura was quite tense though. The way your heart was racing was like a person on a broken rollercoaster. The feeling of Sanji's hand against the smol of your back when you both walked into the house was more of a warning.. the warning that this was going to get a bit messy.

"Sanji!" You gasped out in surprise.

Feeling the air swift past you, it's just something you couldn't believe. Sanji just picked you up...

The blonde simply threw you over his shoulder and he even carried you up the stairs.. your legs slightly flailing as your heels were being taken off by him. You could see them in the hallway when he passed by them. The destination being the bedroom, and that wasn't far... he stepped through the frame and in seconds you were plopped on that bed.

"Sanji are you crazy!?" You spoke with shock, just kind of propping yourself up with your elbows. Staring into the male's much darker orbs. Immediately shutting up when you saw him loosen his tie with his slender finger. Staring you down with the energy of a bull. The tie being slid off and dropped to the floor..

"I want my dessert now (y/n)-swan..." Sanji gently teased, his hands taking your ankles and gently slid you downwards towards him so you could be at the edge of the bed. You legs being lifted and your dress being slid up to your waist... all you could think was that Sanji was going to gag..

This man was going to see the stretch marks and the odd fat... and.

Actually... he was at loss of words... his nose actually started to bleed too... though he wiped it away. He didn't want to pass out now.. no...

"May I please.. continue (y/n)...?"

"Mhm..." humming this, you were amazed and surprised at the fact that he still wanted to continue.. what you failed to realize is that Sanji loved your thickness... and he wanted to bite a chunk..

Getting your consent, Sanji felt this rush of excitement. Pushing your thighs forward with his hands and your knees were now to your chest. Feet dangling in the air as you saw Sanji slowly start to go down... where was he going...?

The sudden cold air hitting your soft, pussy lips that weren't like anything he'd seen before honestly. Though they looked like soft brown marshmallows.. your panties hitting the ground as you let out a loud gasp. Throwing your head back from the wet feeling of Sanji's tongue.

"..My ..god-..." Sanji heard those two words from your throat,  his smirk not visible to you but you could sense it. He literally had his tongue lick up your slit.. something you thought would never happen to you. It was so overwhelming.

"Ngh! Sanji! S-Slow down, baby..." you whimpered out, your eyes staring down at the blonde. His eyes staring right back at you... he could taste every inch of you, your juices were leaking all on his goatee. Your brown thighs enclosing him... he didn't care... he didn't care if he couldn't breathe..

Though this was technically your doing, as much as it hurt to let him see your body.. you've finally let him and now he's a cheetah... a lion.. a tiger.. anything but Sanji right now.. especially since you teased him in his own restaurant.. wearing the tight dress and those heels.. he'd just do anything to see your pretty (e/c) eyes rolling back because of him.

The feeling of his lips sucking gently at your folds, caused the pit of your stomach to form butterflies. Just staring up at the ceiling when you relaxed.. tried to at least.

His nails somewhat digging into your hips, it may have felt harsh but you liked the feeling. Being unable to move anywhere else just showed how dominant he wanted to be tonight. Your hand slowly sliding down as you slipped your fingers through his blond locks. Gripping at his hair ever so gently.. simply trying not to hurt him.. but the way he was passionately kissing at your pussy was sending you off the edge.

The lewd slurping sounds echoing as your toes curled, panting out loudly.

"You taste like heaven, (n/n)..." Sanji purred out, the vibrations of his talking giving you this shock of pleasure. He could hear the soft jiggling of your anklet near his ear. He remembered buying that for you... it simply says : S + (your initial).

The power he held was starting to make you twist and turn, trying to move away from his grasp. The dress being such a cockblock at the moment. You just wanted to see him a bit more so you took the rest of it off... eagerly.. Your breasts being shielded by the bra you had on.

"S-Sanji-.. fu-..Fuck... right there, m'gonna cum.. m'gonna cum~..."

Your gasping and pleads weren't making Sanji push away either. His tongue slipping inside of you for the thousandth time as he felt your pussy pulse and ache for something more to push you over that edge. His slender fingers sneakily prodding at your entrance. The slick and wetness of your pussy just made it so easy to slip a finger in. This causing you to jolt and your body shook with a pleading sound.

Sanji could tell your orgasm was here, the tight hold on his finger making him smirk against your lips.

"F-Fuck... don't touch-.. touch it anymore.." You whined out, immediately closing your legs when Sanji moved his head from between your legs. Your (e/c) eyes were closed tightly before slowly opening them again, watching as Sanji started to remove his own clothing.

Considering you were at the edge of the bed, you sat up slowly and your pretty face had a little bit of drool on the side of your mouth. Not to mention how your hair was a bit frazzled.

Staring up at him with lust and love, Sanji chuckled and decided to bend down and kiss your glossy lips. The lip gloss still stayed... not surprising... that Broadway is no joke-

The kiss was deep, the taste of your pussy was mixed in with what the two of you had at that restaurant along with cigarette smoke.. an odd combination of things, no lie.. but it was addicting to taste. A little moan releasing from your throat as your kiss started to become sloppy, your tongue swirling around Sanji's as he started to unbuckle his belt.. though what he didn't expect you to do was push his hands away. Your pretty hands slowly unbuttoning and unzipping his pants.

Slowly breaking the kiss as the saliva was still connected. Sanji's pants being shuffled down by you as you continued to stare up at him. His eyes in slight disbelief, though more of a blush.. watching you take out his hard cock.. your hand gently wrapping around it as you leaned down more and wrapped your pretty lips around it.

Sanji doesn't know what you do to make them so pretty, that dark lip liner mixed with the lip gloss.... He dies, especially since it's around his cock. His precum making an appearance, but dripping in your mouth already.

Tasting him, he seemed to taste salty more than anything. Moving your hand and slowly sucking him in deeper as you moved your head up and down. Your (e/c) eyes looking up to his softer ones. He just looked so cute and hot, so why not give him the gawk gawk 5000? You may be new to sex itself but you're not that much of a saint.

"A-Ah...s-slow down (n/n).."

The same words you told him, now being said by him... pitiful...

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The smell of erotic pleasure turned up to 100%. Your breasts being softly sucked on by Sanji. They were just like Hershey kisses. His hands almost nailing your wrists beside your head as he felt your pussy pulse around him. He deflowered you and now he was going to give you the time of your life..

"Sa-Sanji~... why you so big~..."

The male had to hold his nose because lord knows he couldn't take that. The words and the nasty things you were saying were going to be etched in his brain forever... he just hopes he doesn't think of things like this when he's working... he'll die..

"You have such a naughty mouth my dear..."

"Then spit in it..."

Lord... Nope, Sanji couldn't take it, giving you your first taste of a thrust. Your breath being kicked out of you as your eyes rolled back gently.

"I-... Sanji, keep doin that..." you softly pleaded, your thighs jiggling each time he'd thrust inside of you. Sanji was staring down at his cock continuously disappearing inside you. Watching as you swallowed him just the way he likes it. Call him crazy but he didn't even think of a condom. He didn't want it... he it wanted raw, you wanted it raw...

He needs... quote, needs you to have his babies for sure...

Your breasts was bouncing all wildly when Sanji started to speed up. Your moans not getting any quieter. The bed was being beaten into the wall.. which he'd definitely have to get repaired..

"A-..agh! S-Sanji, daddy-... cum w-with me.. please!"

That nickname slipped from your mouth as your insides clenched around him. Almost trapping him inside as your eyes squeezed shut, feeling Sanji continue to push his way. His loud moans sounded so hot... he was shameless in telling you that this was amazing...

"Damn-... I'm cumming..." Sanji groaned as he watched your pretty eyes once you'd open them again.. the feeling washing over both of you as your nails attached to Sanji's back. Scratching down it with love. The white cum actually overfilling you, a total creamepie... it was so sticky. Your legs trembling a little from the impact.. and you could barely breathe.

Swallowing your butterflies, you figured it was over.. though out of the blue... Sanji was now smoking another cigarette and you just blinked.

"We're not done yet, my beautiful (Y/n)"

(๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ Masterlist 2

[mammonprotectionsquad]

Idk why, but sometimes I had a bit trouble coming up with something. So I apologize if some parts suck, but I really tried... Though one thing gave me an idea for a oneshot, sooo 👀

I still hope you guys enjoy this one!

AO3

Fluff Alphabet - V

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

He's a big fan of domesticity. Cooking, taking care of the cacti and succulents together...

But he also likes to go on hikes with you. Taking pictures and get inspiration for new paintings. Another thing he loves to do it paint together with you, which often results in small fights, that leave you both covered in paint and out of breath from laughing so much.

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Your big heart and compassion are things he admires a lot about you. You are always there to help people any way you can and your unconditional love leaves him breathless at times.

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

If you get a panic attack, for example due to a crowded place, he'd make sure to get you somewhere quiet. He'd gently talk you through it, help you concentrate on your breathing and grounding yourself.

When you have bad days, he'll set up a big canvas in his studio, along with buckets of paint. After telling you to put on something you won't mind getting ruined, he'll hand you a brush and tells you to go wild with the paint, just flicking it at the canvas and letting everything out that way. Of course he'll later ask you, if you want to talk about whatever was bothering you and if you do, he'll more than happily listen.

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

He'd absolutely love to go the whole nine yards. Marriage, at least one kid... Taking care of the garden and going on vacations. Spending time with your chosen family, aka the RFA. But honestly, as long as you're at his side, he'll be happy with whatever the future may hold.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

It's a constant give and take between the two of you. Sometimes you have to remind him that he is allowed to be a bit bolder, though.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

You don't really fight. Usually, when one of you is bothered by something, you sit down and talk it through, trying to find a solution as quickly as possible. If you should get into an argument though, no matter what it is about, he can never truly be mad at you. Or stay away from you for too long. So he usually tries to get you to smile again with hugs and showering your face in kisses, before he suggests to calmly talk about everything.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

He is extremely grateful to have had the opportunity to get to know and also now be loved by you. After all, you showed him what love is really supposed to be like and you may or may not have saved his life with it as well.

And of course he notices everything you do for him. Like bringing him coffee into his studio, when he's been stuck in there for a while, constantly encouraging him, when he's hit a low... And he tries his best to not only vocalize, but also show his gratitude for everything you're doing.

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

After everything that had happened, it was immediately agreed that there would be no more secrets. Seeing how badly everything had snowballed in the past... No matter how small things might seem, nothing is kept secret between you.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

It's not a secret that you were the one who helped him change, organize his thoughts, figure out what he actually wants in life and find himself. Even during the two years he was gone, you were constantly on his mind and probably the one thing that make him push through everything.

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

He's not a jealous person. You chose him after all and he knows he can trust you blindly (no pun intended).

When you're at one of his art exhibitions and he notices someone flirting with you, he only keeps an eye on the situation to make sure that you wouldn't get uncomfortable. But if that's the case, he'll be at your side in an instance, hand resting on your lower back as a quiet way to tell you that he's got you. "I see you've met my love, Y/N!"

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

His kisses are usually very sweet and soft, but very nice none the less.

The first kiss was, if a bit tentative, filled with emotions that had been building up during his 2 year absence. He had cupped your face in his hands and yours were pretty much clinging to the front of his shirt. And after the first initial kiss, a lot of small pecks followed.

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

He's quite good with words and he wouldn't shy away from basically pouring out his soul, while he confesses his love to you. Maybe sprinkle in some romance. A nice candle light dinner, with your favorite food, a good wine. One could've thought he wanted to propose, with how much thought he put into it.

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Of course he wants to get married to you. He can't think of anyone he'd rather spend the rest of his life with and the thought of being able to call you his spouse makes him feel all fuzzy.

Your marriage would be filled with unconditional love and it would probably be quite domestic. Cooking dinner together, movie nights, tending to the garden, randomly dancing in the kitchen to his humming...

For the proposal, he'd try to think of a good way to surprise you. Maybe asking if you'd like to go on a walk in the countryside, between fields and flowers. He'd set up a nice picnic, ask to take a couple pictures of you and when you had your back turned to him for a pose, he'd get down on one knee, holding the velvet box containing the ring up and ask you to turn around. And again, he would not hesitate to spill out all his feelings for you, before asking you to marry him.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Dearest

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

It is extremely obvious to others. Anyone who doesn't see the big heart eyes he has, whenever he looks at you or only just talks about you, is simply blind. He's vocal about his feelings, constantly reminding you of how much he loves you, and also he likes to touch you a lot. Holding your hand, keeping an arm around your waist, resting his hand on the small of your back...

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

He's not downright bragging, but he will talk proudly about you and your accomplishments in whatever way. Any opportunity he gets to talk about you? He'll take it, not caring about how much it might annoy others. Though when it's about PDA, he's a little shy. He will keep you close whenever he can, but when it's about kissing, it will usually only be small pecks on the lips, or kisses to your cheek, temple and forehead.

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

He has a very calm personality, which can be extremely helpful whenever you are nervous, for example. When he'd sense your nervousness, he'd ask if you'd like a hug and if you do, he'll hold you close, rubbing your back and gently sway with you.

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Big, sappy romantic right here. He'll always pay close attention to your likes and preferences. He'd get you your favorite flowers, leave little notes around the house for you and when he has to leave for work, he likes to send you a letter, which more often than not downright turns into a love letter. Not to mention that he likes to occasionally incorporate you into his works in whatever way possible. You're his greatest muse after all.

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

There's no way he wouldn't support you in whatever way possible. You told him he should pursue his dreams and he does the same for you, always being encouraging and helping you whenever you need him. He knows there's nothing you can't do, once you've set your mind on it.

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

He definitely prefers the domestic life, with somewhat of a routine. Slow, lazy mornings with cuddles and kisses. Breakfast, before he heads into his studio. Stolen kisses when you bring him coffee or some snacks. Making dinner together and then getting comfy on the couch. Talking about anything and everything or just enjoying each others company with a good book and the occasional brushes of hands and legs. And then cuddling up in bed, falling asleep together.

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Since you agreed to talk about everything, he knows everything you are willing to share with him. Not to mention that he's attentive and has no problem picking up on the slightest change of behavior.

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

You are the most important person to him, the one that made him realize what he really wants and needs in life. If he, for example, ever had to decide between his art and you, he'd always pick you. Over anything.

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

He's not a morning person. It can take quite some effort to convince him to get up. And usually he'll just wrap himself around you and hold you tightly, leaving no way to escape his embrace. Because when you do try to slip from his grasp, he will only pull you closer, or even roll halfway on top of you, with his face either buried on your neck or your chest. Sometimes he even downright whines, when you try to get him to leave the comfort of bed and your embrace, aiming his best puppy eyes and a big pout at you, while asking you to at least give him five more minutes. Which can easily turn into half an hour, if you're not careful.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

This man didn't know what it felt like to be held, instead of being the one to hold someone, until you came around. And he absolutely adores being in your arms and have you in his. Any opportunity to touch you, hold you close or kiss you? He will take it, no hesitation and no questions asked.

Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

He can get a bit melancholic when you're separated for too long. At those times, he'll look at the pictures he took of you or the selfies you took together. He'll regularly call you to at least hear your voice or even suggest video chats, if you're up for it.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

It's not unknown that he can slip into quite the self-sacrificing habits, so there's probably not a lot he wouldn't give up for you.

Masterlist

[bokutosbiceps]

Pocky, I'm really happy to see shipping day brought back (: ill go with knb & bsd. Hm I'm really tall fem but I get made fun of for it I don't wanna say how. My hair is my most standout feature, and I love it when my friends play with it. I've lived all over the us and hope to travel the world, and love to cook and bake and just eat. I'm always trying new things because that the only way I can have an opinion on it. I get jealous over stupid small things. & wolves and dolphins are the best.-red

ALRIGHT ADMIN RED. YOU’VE DONE IT. I SHIP YOU WITH MY BEST BOI. I SHIP YOU WITH MURASAKIBARA OKAY. YOU SHOULD FEEL SO HONORED R IGHT NOW I HAVE DEEMED YOU WORTHY OF MY BOI’S LOVE AND CUDDLES.

ahem.

now that i’ve calmed down, let us begin with the formalities...

I ship you with...Murasakibara Atsushi (KNB) and Oda Sakunosuke (BSD) !!

Murasakibara is hands down the most relaxed and easy going boyfriend to have ever. Though he might be a little clingy, it’s only because he loves you and wants to know what you’re up to. Having someone who is taller than average is a must for this gentle giant, so he’s content with your height and the advantages that come with it (still shorter than him so he can rest his chin on your head, but just tall enough that he doesn’t have to almost touch his damn toes to hug or kiss you). Murasakibara also loves when people play with/touch his hair, so you can guarantee that he’ll ask for that and you’ll get some fingers in your hair in return. The fact that you have the same love of baking and eating as this food enthusiast is just a requirement you must meet when looking to be Murasakibara’s lover. It’s a m u s t. 

Oda admires the adventurous side of you, wishing he could get on with his own adventures soon. Little does he know, he’ll be going on his own adventures with you. Whenever you have a trip coming up, you plan to take him with you and show him around if you’ve visited there already, or if it’s a new place, you want to take him and explore the new place together. He loves your optimistic outlook on new experiences, because he too loves to try new things and see new sights. Smell new smells. You get it. He cherishes the adventures he gets to go on with you, because he knows that if you hadn’t shown up in his life, he wouldn’t have been able to go on all these wonderful journeys. I feel like Oda really likes wolves idk. If he was an animal, he’d be a noble ass wolf. Don’t @ me.

ANYWAY ILY AND I HOPE YOU LIKED IT !!