#iggicorn

[ask-the-ameripony]

Ameripony: You always complain about how your cold and stuff, and seeing as you're another year older, you're even MORE of an old nag, and old nags need warm fuzzy blankets and things to keep them warm.

Iggicorn: Your concern is appreciated...but why does it have the American flag on it?

Ameripony: What nation is the best at everything? America!! What better nation is there to keep you warm??

Iggicorn: ..... Thank you, I suppose *tsuntsunblushiesunderblanket*

[ask-the-ameripony]

Do you want to go back to normal? Let me help you out. Only a kiss will break the magic- go kiss the brown unicorn and everything will go back to normal. As you wish.

America: You've GOT to be kidding me!! There's NO WAY I'm doing that. I'll just be green forever. Ameripony the cabbage. Ameripony the spinach monster. Ameripony the random green fuzzy stuff that grows on your sandwiches when you don't eat them. Ameripony--

England: Oh will you just shut up!

America: ....

England: ....

America: .... >//////>

England: /////

America: Right.

[ask-the-ameripony]

M!A: You're four-winged now, bby! 6 w

England: This is YOUR doing isn't it??

America: Don't look at me!! It's not like I'd CHOOSE to be this color. Ugh, I feel sick.