#ig ill just bake at the bus stop for like 15 mins before going in
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#40 mins early for job interview no. 1 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#as an aside: oshimahou is a horrible song to listen to on the commute to a job interview#stress levels rise with every ‘love chuchu’ shakin and cryin#ig ill just bake at the bus stop for like 15 mins before going in#(pls excuse me while i motivate myself for a bit#there’s no need to worry!!!!! the worst thing that can happen is a lowballed offer!!!!! accepting a job means the end of the shut-in life!!!#remember o idiot me!!!! your face is as slappable as they come!!!! your mouth is large enough for your foot to slip in effortlessly!!!!#it’s incredibly easy to hate you!!!!! so what’s one or two more people in the world who despise your guts!!!!#no one else can hate you more than you!!!!! and you’re not even no. 1 on your ‘top 10 most despised people you know irl’ list!!!!!#so!!!!! there’s no need to fear!!!!!! just go in with an open mind and a closed-off heart!!!!!#your shut-in life is at stake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#remember!!! no matter how badly you screw up it’ll never be as bad as that time when you flubbed that club transfer interview!!!!!!!#just dont do that ‘hello my name is [name]’ and say nothing else thing when you’re asked to introduce yourself again and you’ll be fine!!!!#okay!!!! im going forth!!!! in 5 minutes!!!!!!!!!#再见大家!我肯定会死掉哦!!!!
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