#if you're gonna have an automated email

[brenna]

why is my HSA sending me emails at 12:28 am on a saturday sunday? yeah, I'm awake, and you're the last people I want to hear from rn. smh

[hawkeyedflame]

y'all get this. you're gonna love this.

i went to renew my car registration online last week and was slapped with a nice juicy "NON-RENEWAL" banner when i entered my information. why, you ask? i asked the same thing!

turns out that i had an unpaid toll fee (?!) from june that i was completely unaware of. because of the way toll plazas are just stupid fucking photo booths now, i don't even remember going through this toll. but apparently i did, because they have a picture of my car going through it. whatever. it's like $1.

here's the rub, though. i never received an invoice in the mail for this, and yes my address is up-to-date. so the next month the fee went up. then it went up. then it went up. then it went to collections, where it incurred a $25 fine and barred me from renewing my registration. the total fee they wanted me to pay to clear my non-renewal was nearly $30. for a toll i never even got an invoice to pay. and for those wondering, in order to view and pay your toll online, you must have either the invoice number from the state DOT, or you must have the ticket number from the RMV after you get a non-renewal. which means that even if i had remembered i went through the toll and had attempted to pay it, i would not have been able to because i never got an invoice.

so i did what any pissed off state-hating woman does. i wrote a dispute letter to the DOT saying exactly what i said above and declaring it unjustifiable and wrong.

i did not receive any automated confirmation email that my dispute claim was successfully submitted, nor did i receive any correspondence back about it. but, magically, when i went to the DOT website to check the status of it this afternoon, as i logged in to the RMV website to grab the ticket number, it was gone. and my non-renewal was cleared.

funny, that.

anyway kids the moral of the story is to always fight back against injustice from the state. they're just bullies hoping to grift people who are too timid or too busy to deal with their bullshit. never let it slide. always fight back.

[totallyking]

Got a wrongful suspension on ponytown today.

trying to help my friend (room mate) get into playing the game with me so i have a luigi to match my mario (jokingly names Super Brother Kisser).

so two accounts were made on my own devices that already had ponytown logged in. they got merged to my own account and so we switched to using a spare laptop with her own accounts using her discord instead of the other log in methods thinking that would solve whatever weird problem we were having

(we would have done this on my devices with her discord / google account but when we tried it would always auto log me in instead of going to a log in screen)

so we switch to another spare laptop thats never had me logged into ponytown and make another account with HER discord. we make her a nick wilde skin and i help her made the pony so its gonna look similar to mine :/ i showed her the way to the proship tree to sit with me and we chilled out for a bit then started working on making a new luigi pony to match with me.

we did this and then walked around collecting candies so she could have the halloween toys and that took about an hour or more but we very clearly werent one person because.. we were literally walking around.

we got all the toys but then went and sat back at the proship tree and fucking around and im showing her all the controls and we start to make our ponys boop and kiss and make fun emotes and joke about the mario brother kisser and luigi brother kisser names just chilling.

she gets disconnected again (we have bad internet so connection issues) but this time it tells her to sign in again and our accounts were merged! and MY account got a suspension for "multiple accounts and provocative behavior" LIKE CMON

I understand that they probably use ip to determine alts and im not entirely sure how an ip works but we use the same wifi and have our laptops literally right next to each other so i can help her.

and the most "provocative" thing we could have done is when she sneezed back at a pony that sneezed at us and corrected someone's use of "your vs you're"

this is unfair and i have contacted their help email but still have not received ANYTHING back from them other than an automated reply. and it has been seven hours. many other people have said such mean things to us before but i get suspended for being in the same wifi with my room mate and having a similar styled pony????

[coockie8]

I genuinely do not understand why tumblr even has "hate speech" listed as something that violates TOS, when I have had an automated email blatantly tell me that something I reported that would be legally considered hate speech if said in-person, and would be considered a legal death threat; an arrestable offense, "doesn't violate TOS".

Like, I'm gonna need @staff to explain like I'm five exactly what it is they considered "hate speech and death threats" if "given the opportunity I would boil your organs and eat them while you're still alive" (a real thing said to me by another human being on this hellsite) somehow doesn't qualify.

[colourmeblood]

On another note...

My order is ready and I'll go pick it up right after Deutschkurs tomorrow!!!

I was quite worried about it so this morning I answered their mail by thanking them and telling them that I was leaving on saturday and to let me know if I should have it sent home instead and to tell me how to pay for it.

When I got home today I got the automated email telling me my orders were ready to pick up.

I don't know if they accommodated or if my orders were gonna get processed today anyway but I think you're right, they're really nice.

I love when the universe is on my side!!!

Yesss this is some awesome news!

I’m glad you can pick up your order after the course tomorrow and enjoy all the good things inside, both LOTL and SD merch. So happy the universe is on your side 🤗

[hasufin]

I would say, it's not unique for someone to consider data privacy, and it's not even unique for organizations to want to protect their donors and volunteers.

However...

Well, have you ever noticed how fucking hard it is to just buy a shirt? Just... a shirt. If you're in the woman's section, everything is tissue paper and a scoop neck or a crop top. If you're in the men's section, everything has a licensed character, a logo, or some saying that some boardroom thinks can be memeified.

It's not that they don't know people want to buy simple shirts. It's that they don't want to sell those. They don't want to simply give you the thing you want, because there's no hook in there to keep getting money out of you. They sold you what you wanted, you bought it, you're content with it, and maybe later you'll buy another.

It's like that with business software too, I think. You know there are still plenty of companies using Point-of-Sale systems coded in the 70s? Yeah, they kinda-ish suck by modern standards, but they work. And those companies have never seen the reason to get a new one, because what, did the basic concept of selling goods change somehow?

So the companies who make business software, they're absolutely gonna tell you they can't/don't do the simple, straightforward thing you want. They're gonna merge databases. They're gonna do AI. They're going to do analytics and metrics and automated email campaigns. Because then they gave you more, but you're still not exactly content, and you keep wanting it to be better. But you're never gonna be happy with tweaking the features you never wanted, because what you wanted was to not have those features at all.

The midjourney stuff just reminds of when we were trying to find a new platform to host the ao3 donation form, and companies kept trying to tell me about all their "ai" features that would track donor engagement, and figure out the optimal pattern to email individual donors asking for follow up donations, and all the ways they suggest we manipulate people into staying on our websites. It was a great way to filter out who either wasn't listening to us when we described our ethics and donor base, or just didn't believe us.

Now granted ao3 is a unique case based on a) the amount of page views we get in any given time period and b) the fact that most donors absolutely do Not want to be identified as such anywhere, (the default "list of recent donors" module got nuked Immediately) but it surprised me some that the concept of "donors who value their privacy and would be furious at even the whiff of AI" is unique. Some of us really are just existing in different worlds.

[benefits1986]

Wonky Wordy Worldly Wolverine

And so, the man and the beast collide.

Training the bots is like training a puppy with an autoimmune disease. While it may look inviting and truly promising, it comes with so much hassle. The goal is to allow you to hustle more, but, again, the machine is only as good as the man or woman who lights it up. Of course, the hustle comes with hassle as the training season begins. While you're training the bots, you may feel as though you're kidding yourself that it won't take over your algo and eventually, your grind. Weird and wonderful, right? Maddening and pretty marvelous, too.

But, here's the thing. Training the bots to align with whatever your grind and goal is the only way to power through. Think of the days when the seesaw, the cameras, the bikes were first launched in the market. After all, these machines are meant to make the humans' tasks easier, faster, if not better.

I call this era my HER minus the drama era. Still can't believe that it's here and now, but we're here and now. Some crazy stories that make sense are:

A founder using his bot to reply to "usual" emails which saves him 1.5 hours or so, daily.

Faceless content creators that talk about tips on XYZ topics generating X amount of revenue on ads. Not the dubious ones, please.

AI influencers who thirst trap bored people. Not a fan of fucked up adult content at all, but, what if it's going to save so many people who face the shitty people who "love" taking advantage of them, right? What if because of these AI adult content influencers, these fucked up people would lessen their tendencies to try forging a connection with real people and just get lost and die in their "basic fucked up" instincts and fetishes? Mamatay silang mag-isa dahil deserve nila 'yan. Periodddt.

Sole proprietors raking above average net income in using AI-powered repurposed content of their lived experience as they build their brand.

Data management people simply load the audio and voila! Data transcription is done in a snap. (I super can relate to this because I used to transcribe pharmaceutical research interviews ages ago. Back then, I thought that there should be a "tool" that will make this menial task automated.)

And so on, and so forth.

However, as the training unfolds, Hahahahahaha. The wonky bot baby is truly wonky. I know we're still in its infancy stage, and it's a shitshow that I love and hate. Hihihihi. Why so? It feels like wrestling with the beast through words laced with poetry, passion, purpose and poison. WOOHOO. I don't know if it's just me. I'm not even worried that this space and my other spaces will take over me some day. I think that I've already resolved that issue a long time ago. Why so? The name of the game in this era is authenticity, after all. Period. You're only as good as the stories you live for. It may take so much effort because it's easier to stay in your chosen cave and doom scroll and binge-watch. However, the "wordsmith Wolverine" of this era will power through.

It ain't easy. It ain't gonna be pretty. It's surely a blood bath, however, it will come through. It is here and now. And, again, I'm hoping that I'd have a bot version of my thoughtless shitshow so that I can pass it on to those who matter most.

My soul sis and I are talking about this as we're on our usual "unpaid" therapy sessions involving each other's updates about whatever and whenever. She told me that I should try my best to reach 40 because she can't imagine not hearing my signature TACCAAAA among other things I spit out. I told her that in the name of Second Life 4.0, I'm giving her the permission to load all these thought farts and shit on a trusty bot. And boogsh, a bot version of me, complete with the greeting: TACCAA, ANO NA NAMAN? ANG AGA. Hahahahaha.

Nakakatamad talaga kasing magka-pake lalo 'pag mga bagay na walang sense pero akala ng mundo meron, meron, meron. Pero, ganun talaga. It is what it is.

One of our bonding to the grind sessions involved prompting the bot we love most for now with something I can say is her crazy SOS. Hahahaha. Tawang-tawa ako kasi super happy niya. Sabi ko, mala-HER lang 'yan. Panoorin mo ulit. It's just like logic/philo (ayusin ang pagpili ng school of thought because alam mo naman), creative writing, non-creative writing, and the art of persuasion + the art of war + kung ano mang gusto mong matawid. Also, told her to fucking save the SOS prompts para isang click lang, tapos kang ungas ka. Hahahahahahaha. Then, of course, paraphrase mo mainam para ikaw na ikaw pero ayun na nga. Buttered up with no BS by the BEH-BOTS.

Don't get me wrong. This is all about the reality that once someone is marked alive (even a zygote), that being is not never too old to die. It's but a circle of life. OPAK. Umaariba na naman ang philo shit ng existentialist kuno pero SI lang naman gusto lagi. Hahahaha. Sorry, not sorry. Ganun talaga e.

But, again, as I come in peace, let's choose hope. BOOGSH. Kadire. Pero, it is what it is. And perhaps, this probinsiyana life goal is a game changer na sobrang may paganaps na tayo sa mga susunod na araw at buwan. LOL. Jusq. Sana kanyanin ko at ng mga inner children ko. Let's see.

'Yun pala, kaya todo pakawala ng kashitan sa space na 'to is part of my right to die trip na noh? Buti na lang mahal sa mga bansang puwede 'tong ganito. LOL. Need pang mag-grind. CHZ. Kidding aside, I'm trying my best to hang onto my purple people. SHEMAY. It's super tough to open up, honestly. JUSQ. Cringe me, mhieeee. However, let's try to reach 40. SHET. Try lang a. Sana good try pero again, 'wag tayo lahat papakasiguro because, death is but one breath away, always. Ganun talaga.

Kakanood talaga 'to ng Black Mirror na gusto ko pa ring rewatch kaso baka naman mawala na naman 'yung "hopeful" mode ko na tine-train ko talaga ng bongga kahit sobrang hassle. Mas hassle pa sa BEH-BOTS trainings, actually. GAH.

[lifeafterthelayoff]

Part II, Day 44.

There’s gonna be sad days, and lonely nights.

Today was a real range of rejections, a selection of sorry-but-no salutations, a trying trio of toodle-oos.

1️⃣ The first rejection note arrived an hour and 22 minutes after I submitted my application and bespoke cover letter. And my cover letters are delightful. 

If anything, perhaps I should marvel at their ability to quickly determine that I’m a poor match despite a sparkling resume that matches the job description quite closely.

Seriously, though, it sorta feels like something is not quite dialed-in with the machinery that our applications pass through on their way to the round file.

2️⃣ The second rejection was probably the most painful of the three, after three interviews. The further into the process, the more difficult the rejection.

This company was prompt and respectful, and didn’t automate the notification. I’m going to ask for some feedback, and I feel like there’s a good chance that I will hear back. Though I didn’t land the role, I found the whole process quite agreeable.

I was really excited about working there. One designer I spoke with painted a picture of a work culture that revered language and the power of communications. I could see myself there, engaged in deep side conversations about etymologies and semiotics. That evaporated when I opened the email tonight, sadly.

3️⃣ The third rejection was hot garbage. I only checked in on the company’s job portal to see my status while typing this update. While there, I discovered that the company marked my application status as “Process complete” without sending me any notification.

We��ll have to agree to disagree about the definition of the word “complete” in this scenario, because it seems like it would include letting me know about it.

🔵 Where do you go from there? To the puzzle table in the record room with a cup of green tea to put on a blues record. Tonight, it’s Junior Kimbrough’s album with the most devastating title: “Sad Days, Lonely Nights.” The title tune’s opening verses are something I come back to on days like today:

My momma told me I was a child She said, "Son You're gonna have hard days" My daddy told me too He said, "Son You're gonna have sad days Lonely nights…”

My own parents didn’t offer such stark advice, but I have since received it from the late Mississippi bluesman. What resonates the most is the inevitability of the hard days and the sad days. They’ve been here in the past, and they’ll be here again. In the midst of a job hunt, they might arrive a little more frequently.

This is tough work, my fellow job seekers. Pulling yourself together to get dismantled later (kindly or otherwise) is inevitable, too. 

But soon the pendulum will swing the other way and you’ll be singing another Junior Kimbrough song, “I Feel Alright.”

[vrankup]

elevating Your Online Business: Practical Strategies for Success |vrankup|

Yo, what's up, folks? Ready to dive into the world of leveling up your online biz? Awesome, because in this piece, we're gonna break down some real-deal strategies of digital marketing agency in noida that'll take your online hustle to the next level. We're talking about practical moves that you can start making right now to get those digital dollars flowing. So grab a cup of joe, get cozy, and let's unravel the magic of enhancing your online business – the GerryVee way!

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Alright, fam, listen up. Your brand ain't just a logo and some fancy colors – it's the soul of your biz. Think of it like the personality that people remember and relate to. From your website to your social media posts, everything should scream "This is ME!" Be authentic, tell your story, and let those values shine through. Remember, in this crazy online world, being real is your secret weapon.

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Cracking the Code of Search Engine Sorcery

Let's talk about the wizardry of SEO – Search Engine Optimization. It's like casting a spell that makes Google say, "Hey, check out this cool site!" By sprinkling relevant keywords, crafting killer content, and snagging reputable backlinks, you're climbing the ranks of search results. And who doesn't wanna be on that first page? SEO's your ticket to being the star of the show, my friend.

Content, Content, Content – Be the Content King

Alright, hustle champs, listen closely. Content is the lifeblood of your online realm. Blog posts, videos, memes – it's all fair game. Share your wisdom, entertain, and educate. But hold up, don't turn it into a 24/7 sales pitch. People wanna connect, not just get hit with ads

Dazzling on Social Media Streets

Yo, it's party time on social media! These platforms are like the coolest hangouts where your peeps chill. So strut your stuff, share your stories, and interact with your tribe. It's a two-way street, so don't be shy to respond to comments and messages. Your business isn't just about products – it's about people, connections, and a whole lotta heart.

Unleash the Email Marketing Beast

Let's talk about emails, fam. Nah, not the boring ones – we're talking about emails that your subscribers can't wait to open. Build that email list by offering something juicy in return. Then hit 'em with personalized emails – promos, updates, and stories they'll love. It's like sliding into their DMs, but with their permission. And remember, automation is your trusty sidekick here.

Customer Love – It's a Lifestyle

Listen, champs, customers are the real MVPs. Treat 'em right, and they'll shout your praises from the rooftops. Be there when they have questions, resolve issues pronto, and make 'em feel like rockstars. Exceptional customer service ain't just a one-time thing – it's a lifestyle. Happy customers are your ultimate marketing team, spreading the word faster than you can say "sales boost."

Riding the E-Commerce Wave

Alright, digital hustlers, it's time to talk e-commerce. We're living in the age of online shopping, and your biz needs to ride that wave. Create a shopping experience that's smoother than butter. Clear product descriptions, slick images, and a checkout process that's quicker than a sneeze. And if an app fits your hustle, consider diving into the app world, too.

Numbers Don't Lie – Analytics Unleashed

Hold onto your hats, 'cause it's time to crunch some numbers. Analytics ain't just fancy jargon – they're the compass guiding your biz ship. Use web analytics to track what's poppin' and what's floppin'. Where's the traffic coming from? What's the conversion rate? This data's gold, helping you fine-tune your moves and stay on top of your game.

Team Up and Conquer

Last but not least, it's time to join forces. Collaboration is like a power-up in the online world. Team up with influencers, fellow businesses, and experts in your field. Guest posts, webinars, virtual hangouts – the possibilities are endless.

Bringing It All Together – You Got This!

There you have it, my fellow digital warriors – a crash course in boosting your online biz. From branding to collaboration, these moves are your secret weapons for climbing the ladder of success. Remember, it's not a sprint; it's a journey. Keep hustlin', stay true to your vibe, and adapt as the online landscape evolves. So go out there, rock your online biz, and let the digital dollars rain down, here comes a digital marketing agency in noida in the act.

A journey through the trenches of online business, GerryVee style. We've covered everything from branding swag to riding the e-commerce wave. It's time to unleash your inner digital hustler, armed with strategies that'll make your online biz shine. Now go forth, conquer the digital realm, and let those online dreams become your reality.

[goodbyeapathy8]

Reblogging with some context.

I've spent 4+ days trying to fix what's wrong with my unemployment claim. Every phone call is 15+ minutes of automated prompts and then a message saying they're inundated with calls. Then, the system hangs up on me after suggesting that I "call again later." I've tried multiple times a day. I've also emailed using their site but apparently it's gonna take 5 - 7 business days to respond because again, they're "overwhelmed." Dear CA government : so the fuck am I.

On Friday, I had to call the suicide hotline after a 6.30 AM call with a court in MA because I got sued in small claims for a former debt. Instead of having the case dismissed (cuz I've never been a resident of MA? Like ever??) I was given additional steps to complete.

All this on top of my former divorce lawyer closing office which means I have a court hearing on Thursday without any legal representation in front of a judge who has proven, time and time again, that my abusive ex deserves sympathy.

Oh and the suicide hotline? Of all the times, I got the most unhelpful operator ever. She had these great long pauses in between and then parroted back "well it sounds like you're overwhelmed" - no. shit. sherlock. Oh and that I sound "stressed". I ended the call after a frustrating 10 minutes because I just could not.

This is not unusual, by the way. I've called the hotline more times than I can remember and it's literally Russian roulette as sometimes you can sympathetic people and then others that make you mad because how the fuck are they working at a hotline that's supposed to prevent suicides but are most likely contributing to the problem?

I hate having to post all this. But I'm truly at my wits end and even my 3 dogs feel like a burden lately. Living, in and of itself, is a burden that I'm not sure is worth it. I am struggling so badly on a daily basis. Still needing $1,000+ (minimum) to even just have rent and bills covered for next month.

Please continue to reblog when you can.

Hi friends. It is time to swallow my pride again and ask for help. I've been unemployed for over 6 months and I've been living off my 401k. And now, I've got all of $700 to my name, which isn't enough for next month's rent + bills + food for me and my 3 doggos.

I'm currently waiting for unemployment benefits but they're nowhere near what I need in rent. I also can't break my expensive California apartment rent without another place to go to, which is nearly impossible with being unemployed.

So, I need some rent and bills help for next month and beyond. There's a link below that has my Cashapp, Venmo, and PayPal.

I also understand that not many people will be able to donate because times are tough for *everyone* in this economy and if you could please share this public post, I'd be grateful.

https://lnk.bio/goodbyeapathy

[wheeloffortune-design]

email to the team: Hi team! Now that we're done with publication #2 and are starting on #3, I'm going to, once again, change the whole process!! Yeah I know you'll hate me, but this is for you. Micromanaging you sucks, so this is a way to let you do your fucking job while still pleasing my bosses who want me to micromanage you. Don't tell anyone I'm giving you more independence, shh, that's between us. Also! You know I ask you a million times a day where the files are, and you ask me the same in return because everyone is daunted by my excel sheets? Well, we're gonna use something less scary than Excel. Word!! You're not intimidated by Word, right? And you can add the links to the files yourselves, without waiting for me to do it, isn't that wonderful!! And!! You know how you had to tell me you finished a task and I had to send it to the next person? That's bullshit. You know each other, do it yourselves. I automated the shit out of your schedule cards so you can do this by clicking on a simple button that says Send to Bob or Send to Linda. And I get CCd everytime without you having to make more effort! My inbox is hell, but that's a me problem. So here are very detailed instructions how this actually easier way to do things, with screenshots!! And yes of course I'll be available to explain the things to you in person, the two, three, four times you need it, Linda.

[mushroomteddy]

What's the point! Of having an email to contact a company/anyone from! If you're gonna reply with an automated message! Telling me to call you!!!! THEN DON'T GIVE ME THE OPTION TO EVEN SEND AN EMAIL

[scummy-writes]

@proheroxgroundzero You're okay, I skim things sometimes too

For me its been almost three months since I've gotten a response from them, with me sending an email roughly about once a month I think.

Gonna elaborate on my situation to avoid people being confused:

They made this post asking for those who recieved messed up merch from otakon to email them about it.

I did, they asked for my address, and now...months later I haven't gotten any responses past that, or anything in the mail.

Tbh I could make the thing that I didn't recieve, it doesnt look that complicated and its literally just fake flowers and a card so whatever, but my main issue is that if I can't receive any response from me just politely asking a month or two later if theyve had the time to send stuff out, what happens if I buy from their online store and, again, not receieve what I was promised? Or like. What if they send me the complete wrong thing? If I can't get a response on if they've sent something out or not so I can see if it was lost in the mail on something we were literally asked to email them about, then odds are I won't get any responses from future purchases either. That's more of my issue rather than the fact I didn't get a fake flower set, and tbh it makes me really....not wanna buy from them anymore... because now I feel like if any issues arise I'm just S.O.L.

I've tried sending a couple of more emails, all polite as I could possibly make them, but I've either recieved the automated email, or not even that. I've just been completely ignored and it kinda sucks, but at least I know my best chances at any more mm merch are gonna have to be fanmade from now on.