#if you wish to have a scholarly discussion about any of the characters or rankings/analyses i would love nothing more

[marlenacantswim]

hey queers, as i'm watching more and more simon pegg movies and meeting more and more of the characters he's played, i've begun making a list ranking those guys based on the strength/goodness of their personalities.

https://boxd.it/nTTKG

making a ranking of the movies based on quality doesn't interest me, ranking them based on how much i like them is literally impossibly difficult, and ranking his characters based on how much i like them would require a lot of thinking and ruminating and compromises and hard decisions and, honestly, math, that I don't want to do, so i've chosen this metric instead!

it's less "ranking them" and more "placing them on a spectrum," and the placement doesn't denote likability! tim bisley, for example, is one of my all time favorite characters ever, and he's quite low on the list because he's a little shit!

feel free to take a look! i've even written descriptions describing my take on the character and why i put them where i did. some of them have spoilers, but if you want a basis for which movies you want to watch based on what simon's doing, this most certainly covers that.