#if you wanted options he has THREE whole guys who've been dying to meet you

[shotmrmiller]

on my ex bf simon bullshit esp when he just doesn't care that you broke it off because your x y and z reasons aren't really reasons so he's showing up after being gone for 6+ months cuz of a job (which he did tell you about you just don't remember because you'd been praying your hips would hold out the night he did. looking back at it now it makes a lot of sense as to why you awoke alone. you'd thought he'd just taken the final scrap of pussy and ran for the hills like the bastard he is)

anyway he's home, you're not going anywhere and neither is he, so now you're in the closet nervously punching in your current bf's number because he cannot come over after work like he usually does. (simon is an unmovable object. the only option is getting everyone out and away from where he chooses to be.)

except he's already pulling in the driveway and now you're being told to sit real fucking pretty in the bedroom while simon goes and deals with the unwanted guest.