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yandere-daydreams · 2 years ago

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okay but i think itto would also get his dick stuck in an m&ms tube

itto is saved purely by the fact that, in my mind, he's eight feet tall and therefore his dick would not fit in a m&m tube, but would be suited to very uncomfortably but very safely railing the pringles container. he would if he could, but sadly, this is the only situation in which he will ever find himself overqualified.

#i don't talk about itto a lot #but that's only because i LOVE HIM and would NEVER slander him in any way #he's my little baby boy and he would never do anything hurtful nor questionably in any way #if you want a stupid strong man you can hear about my captino hcs #but my babygirl will remain undiscussed #personal #anon ask

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