#if you wanna see the slideshow. hmu.

[edsbacktattoo]

would love to hear you talk about hades!! what’s your favorite character or story beat? who has the best boons? which weapon do you like the most?

oh my friend. oh my darling sweet friend. you have just opened a beautiful pandora’s box. in exchange i offer you my heart: ♥️

ok it is SO HARD TO CHOOSE A FAVOURITE. it’s super close between Thanatos and Zagreus because they’re both very special little angels to me. it’s the death and blood motif, it’s the red and purple, it’s their beautiful dynamic. like every time my boy Than shows up i gasp and go :0!!!!! at my screen. kicking my feet twirling my hair at him.

coming in at a close second/third is Achilles. oh i love him. he’s so beautiful. and then Patroclus and Dionysus and tisiphone and nyx and artemis and-

Favourite story beat?? SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT BABES

bringing persephone home. ouhhhghh. when charon is rowing you down the river and ‘In The Blood’ is playing as the credits roll? shut the fuck up. and then you see Hades get a verbal ass-kicking. perfection.

In terms of boons i tend to gravitate towards Poseidon, Artemis and Dionysus the most. Like there isn’t a single Artemis boon that i’m like :( this is useless to me. And I enjoy all their calls too!

and i will rank the weapons. this is correct and indisputable btw.

Shield (specifically with the aspect of zeus)

Fists

Sword

Spear

Gun

Bow (fuck the bow all my homies hate the bow)

i also have a slideshow presentation about how many shots i would have to ingest to hook up with all the characters in Hades, if you’re interested. it is, in fact, my magnum opus. spoiler, the answer is Not Many Shots for almost everyone.

thank you so much for asking me about this stupid dumb and wonderful game. I wanna know your favourites too!!!! favourite weapon, favourite god!!! do you pet cerberus every single time you’re in the house of hades??? do you ALWAYS greet the supportive shade in the colosseum? gimme the goods