#if you still want that angsty one holla at me

[safyresky]

Writing prompt thing: 2, 3, 36 with Jack, Jacqueline, Dite and (possibly) Elle?

(”You’re too young to hate the world”, “I don’t want your pity, I want your absence”, and “Everything was fine, until you showed up.” Let’s see what fresh hell I have wrought >:D)

“Everything was fine until you showed up,”Jacqueline shouted, turning red.

“Because I’m winning now?” Jack asked, smirking.

A frustrated noise was all Jacqueline could muster.

“Guys,” Elle said, sounding exasperated.“It’s been eight hours since we started this. You two have been at thisfor five hours.”

“I’m losing my mind,” Dite said. Her wings wereover her head, her hair falling out of its ponytail.  "Jacqueline, can’t you just–“

“Just what Dite? Loose? NO! I had this game under wrapsuntil he waltzed in. I warned you, Elle, I told you he would ruin it!”

“Your exact words were ‘Elle don’t let him play he’sgonna want to steal the car from me’ not ‘don’t let him play because he’ll winthe game from me and I’ll be too stubborn to just let him win’. Had I known hewould bankrupt us all within two hours, I would’ve thrown him from the roommyself.”

“Gee, thanks Elle.”

“Shut up,” she replied.

“I didn’t steal the car from you though, sister dear. That’s gottacount for something at least, right?” Jack tried.

“That’s only because nobody was using the tophat! And don’t you sister dear me!”

Jack shrugged. “I am a fan of top hats.” He paused for a moment, tapping his chin in thought. “Listen Jacqueline, I feel a bit bad about this wholesituation.”

“And I’m Mother Nature,” she spat back.

“No truly, I do. Scout’s honour. I promise. So let mecut you some slack, hmm?”

“I don’t want your pity, Jack. I want your absence.”

“Ouch! That was below the ice.”

“That was below the ice,” she mocked. Ellesnorted.

“Wow,” Jack said. “You are absolutelyincorrigible today.”

“Well let’s see, shall we?” Jacqueline began.

“Oh dear,” Dite said, a feather falling off as herwings covered her eyes.

“An hour into our game you waltz in here and join in. You manage to gain the wealth, buy up all the property around me, youstole the BOARDWALK from me, bankrupt Dite and the Banker at the same time,and then proceeded to bleed me dry until I had to sell everything but this onelast hotel,” Jacqueline said. “So, yeah, I’m gonna be a little incorrigible today, you cur.”

“Cur? Incorrigible?”

“They do this when they get real heated, Els,”Dite said, one eye peaking out from behind her very ruffled wings. “Theystart using dated slang.”

“Oh boy,” Elle said, already at her wit’s end.

“I hate this, I hate everything, I don’t wanna dothis,” Jacqueline said, leaning back on the couch. “The world isawful,” she finished, hands covering her eyes.

“Awh Jacqueline, you’re too young to hate theworld,” Dite said.

“Tick tock, Jacqueline dear. Time is money.”

“Time is money,” she mocked again.

“Okay that’s seriously getting annoying,” Jack said.“Look, just sell the hotel!”

“It’s my last building!”

“It’ll save you from bankruptcy.”

“Yeah, for like one turn! Then I owe you rent!”

“Then I get the monopoly and I get to bury you rightbelow the permafrost,” Jack smirked.

“I hate you.” Jacqueline grabbed the edge of thetable, knuckles turning white.

“You don’t mean that.”

“No, I truly, truly mean that.”

“Jacquie, you’re frosting up my bank,” Elle said,frowning as the bills were covered in a layer of frost.

“I’m loosing my mind,” Dite said.

“Well what’s it gonna be, Jacqueline, hmm? Bankruptcy,or Jack winning Monopoly?”

“There’s gotta be a way for me to make acomeback.”

“Sure, if you’re using loaded dice.” Jack squinted. “Are you?”

“Are you?!”

“I can’t handle this anymore!” Dite said, shootingup fast. She grabbed the table and flipped it. The game board went flying,Elle’s frosty till landing all over her. The pieces went flying, some of theelves in the vicinity of the Testing Department getting hit in the head withthe tiny silver tokens.

“There! Problem solved!” Dite said, breathingrapidly, her feathers slowly falling back in place. She cleared her throat, and smiled.“Good game, yeah?”

“Yeah, absolutely,” Jacqueline said, Jack and Elletaking the cue from Jacqueline and nodding in agreement as the sprite got up. “Now how about we go get some icecream?”

“That sounds lovely,” Dite said, Jacquelineushering her out.

“Well that was…something,” Jack said, stillsitting cross legged on the floor, the gameboard and all of his properties inhis lap.

“You’re not playing next time,” Elle decided.

“Fair enough,” Jack agreed. “Fairenough.”

Dite can’t handle high tension, hehe.

I bet you expected angst, @mellomadness!! I fooled ya!! Granted, I also was thinking angst at first, with a brief thought of monopoly. Then back to angst. Then I started thinking comedy angle, and thought briefly of the Game of Life. Then @lovelypidge also thought Monopoly and I decided, what to heck, let me brush up on the rules and think of a scenario.

Jacqueline likes the racecar. Nobody knows why. She just likes it. Dite was the purse or the doggo, Jack the top hat (it’s his fave, he just likes to take the car from Jacquie to bug her) and Elle was the money bag since they elected her banker (which she wanted to do anyway because tbh, she doesn’t trust Jacqueline in a game of Monopoly if she really thinks about it, and also, Dite’s wings tend to mess up the order of things and if Elle had to play a whole game of Monopoly with a messy bank, she was going to scream).

Bonus shitpost courtesy of Ana:

Jacquie: Why moneybags Elle?

Elle: Because I’m banker and my wallet be thicc.

Jacquie: …forget that I asked.

Dite: What to heck is a thicc?

Jacquie: Please don’t ask Dite

[mismaeve]

→ Day 9 of February Writing Event 2022

↳ A Touch of Destiny, Thranduil x Fem!Elf Reader, angsty fluff February Writing Event → finding the one Word Count: 1.6k Tagging my lovelies @tharan-duil and @i-did-not-mean-to ( just holla at me if you want to be tagged in my future nonsense) Gif by @edmundrex, divider by @firefly-graphics

A creature of immense beauty and near ethereal grace kept haunting Thranduil’s dreams. Or perhaps they were visions, the king had oft mused to himself upon his waking. In his dreams, he saw a glowing white light, emitting warmth that reached and touched everything in its path. Each night, the light was beckoning him closer and closer still, yet no matter how close he got, it was never quite close enough. It drove Thranduil mad, the frustration he felt was growing and transforming into this unyielding need that consumed him whole. The need to reach the light, the unsettling urge to uncover the beauty hidden within.

The king was growing weary of his vivid dreams for they brought him naught but longing in his aching heart; it brought him misery and turmoil for he could not, for the life of him, find the one that had captured his heart. Oh, Thranduil knew she was somewhere, she was as real as he was, as present as the air in his lungs and as beautiful and enchanting as the lush green forests that surrounded his home. The gentle afternoon breeze whispered her name, and he could almost make it out but not quite. He would see glimpses of her in the flowing river’s reflection but before he could make out anything for certain, she was gone as swiftly as she had appeared. It only added to his growing restlessness and helplessness; it was almost as if she was beckoning him closer only to pull away from him at the last moment before he caught her and made her his.

Little did the Woodland king know that a certain Elven maiden was experiencing her fair share of heart’s longing and unquenching desire for the one that visited her dreams. Y/N’s own wakeful moments were haunted by the memory of her vivid dreams, so much so that she had gone and sought help from the healer elves who only had shaken their heads, their expressions riddled with mysterious and knowing smiles; only telling her that there was no cure for destiny. What fate has willed will always come to pass, only time would tell when and where. All that was left to do was simply wait which, of course, was easier said than done. How could Y/N be expected to sit around patiently and wait for something or someone to stumble upon her, that sounded more like mere chance rather than the touch of destiny.

Tears streamed down her delicate cheeks, burning her skin with her longing for the one who had taken her heart for himself. Y/N tried her best to remain strong and hopeful, but how could she? Day after day for weeks and even months, her entire being ached beyond any help, her soul calling out to his so that they might meet soon and relieve the pain and longing they both suffered, dreaming of the day she would feel his eyes on her frame and her heart would instantly know it was him, and she would no longer be suffocating and choking on the very air that was meant to fill her lungs. Y/N would find her freedom in his arms, embraced by his spirit, and welcomed to blossom under the tender care of his love. He would save her as much as she would save him, for he needed her and craved her as much as she yearned for him.

Thranduil had woken that day with his heart hammering inside his chest and his stomach appeared to be hosting countless butterflies that fluttered within. He struggled to fill his lungs with air, his heart was pounding in his ears making them ring, something inside him was threatening to burst, forcing the Woodland king to pace behind the closed doors of his private chambers. His thoughts were frantic and hard to keep up with, everything he thought he knew and felt was spinning and turning but for the one sensation that remained a constant. Something deep down inside him, in the most private and intimate part of him, was telling him that something was coming. No, Thranduil thought, not something but rather someone. Could it be, could it really be so that his desires and dreams were slowly approaching to satisfy his agonizing yearning?

Much like Thranduil, Y/N found herself feeling something of the same nature. Something inside her was thrashing about, roaring and clawing at her insides like a trapped animal inside a cage with no chance of escape. She could hardly sit still on her horse as their company was slowly approaching Greenwood. Y/N had the unyielding desire to spur on her mare and gallop the rest of the way; her remedy being so close now; she could sense him already. His spirit and soul were all around her, soaking in through her skin and flowing through her veins setting her heart on fire. Y/N’s chest was rising and falling rapidly with the shallow breaths she took; her entire body was wound so tight she feared it might snap in two before she would get the chance of setting her eyes upon him who was her cure.

It was time, everything inside him told Thranduil it was time. The normally regal and composed king abandoned his throne as he descended the stairs two steps at a time in all haste. His robes swooshed and stretched out in all their splendor behind him as the king quickened his pace down the halls of his home. His ears had fallen deaf to everything around him save for his own frantic heartbeat, much like his eyes had grown blind to his surroundings except for the light that beckoned him closer as it had for months during his dreams. Close, so very close he was now, he could almost taste it. She was here, she was so close and this time, this time she would not pull away for he wouldn’t let her.

While Thranduil was hastily approaching the front gates of his palace, Y/N had all but stormed through them, driven by forces utterly beyond her control and will, forcing her to break into a run as soon as she had entered the Woodland king’s home. She hardly took any notice of the magnificent place that, before today, she had never seen before. Her heart was threatening to leap from her chest as Y/N rushed through the halls of the palace, turning corners left and right, knowing exactly where to go on some deeper and more profound level of her subconscious.

A quick turn of the corner and they saw each other at last. Both of their steps slowed as they approached one another, their eyes taking in the sight of the other. Thranduil thought that in all his years of his long and ancient life, he had never seen anything of such magnificent beauty, the kind that left one’s heart in wonder. Y/N felt his pale gaze melt away all the suffering that she had endured while longing for him and searching for him in her dreams. A somewhat disbelieving smile curled her lips upwards as they slowly closed the distance between them, her eyes admiring his flawless features, taking in the golden hair that fell over his broad shoulders in a marvelous waterfall. Thranduil’s face softened as his eyes continued to lose themselves in her mesmerizing beauty and grace, she appeared to be glowing and shimmering with a blissful white light that could conquer any and all darkness and fear. His lips molded into a gentle smile upon his realization that he had finally found her and caught her, and she wasn’t pulling away. This time, she was walking towards him, her smile as bright as their brightest and most precious of stars; her eyes so deep and enchanting they promised to take him to a distant land far beyond the realms of Men.

They stopped in front of each other, their bodies so close they could feel the heat radiating off them. Both of them were so deeply lost in each other, unable and unwilling to pull away; craving to make this feeling last until the end of days and time itself.

“It’s you,” a whisper as gentle as a late summer breeze left Y/N’s trembling lips. Her heart appeared to be no longer aching, her soul was soothed by his mere presence. And when Thranduil took a step closer to close the small space between them; his hands going to cup her face and cradle it in his palms while leaning his forehead against hers; everything fell into place. All that they had felt, the anguish, the desperate need to find each other, the torturous wakeful moments of days that would drag on and continue to feed their growing misery; began to make sense. It had been love from the very beginning when their souls by some chance, or rather by the touch of destiny and fate, had met on the far away plane that had held their dreams and deepest desires.

“You’re the one,” Thranduil whispered as he closed his eyes as the serenity of this moment washed over him, clearing him of all his burdens and all his fears, washing away all the pain he had suffered and lived through before he had found the missing piece of his soul. They needed no introductions for they knew each other well, they had been waiting for each other for what had seemed like an eternity, and now they had found each other at last and their true journey could begin. They could live now, truly live.

[robobrainmurdermysterytheatre]

After that video of Matthew Mercer I rb earlier, I need to fangirl for a minute OK? Ok. Sorry if this sounds like a bunch of French if you’ve never played World of Warcraft or Overwatch we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled wasteland shit posting and raging about gunners and thirsting for Paladin Danse and all that fun stuff shortly.

Just as a foreward - I’m sure everyone has that game that was like your first love. It has a special place in your heart, when someone talks about it you light up, you *know* it, you love it, even if you aren’t doing it anymore. World of Warcraft was that game for me. IDK if I burnt myself out on it or what, but playing isn’t the same any more and I have all these bittersweet, angsty feelings about it. 

Anyway. So, Like 2 years ago the Legion expansion came out and all the different classes got these special OP super Artifact weapons which were unique to each class. Being a nerd for all Guardian-related stuff I was over the moon I was getting Aegwynn’s staff, Aluneth, for my Arcane Mage (even though its existence was retconned in for the expansion because Khadgar actually had the staff Aegwynn always wielded but ANYWAY). I started out the expansion with my Ret Paladin because that’s been my main forever and ever amen, also I needed The Ashbringer IMMEDIATELY, and then started doing stuff on my Arcane Mage. 

And to my surprise, my fucking staff starts talking to me. The Ashbringer didn’t talk to me. What the fuck? After I stopped wtf-ing and wondering if The Ashbringer was broken because it didn’t talk to me (it’s not supposed to because it’s not possessed by an ancient, probably malevolent, arcane entity, duh) I very much enjoyed my sassy, power hungry mage staff that kind of hates everyone and talks shit when I make people food or teleport them places. Also that sexy voice doesn’t hurt :3 

I think at one point I looked up who voices it and didn’t recognize the name.... until FFWD a couple years later I started playing ungodly amounts of Overwatch (gold border 1500+ hours on my main acct holla) and hey guess what!? My beloved mage staff’s voice is also the guy who voices hot cowboy Mccree, Matthew Mercer. I still hear “It’s hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh noon” in my goddamn nightmares and wet dreams. *sits a little cowboy hat on my mage staff*

So like 6 months ago, I picked up Fallout 4 because I was super duper into the post apocalyptic aesthetic (It’s because I’m a Junkrat main in Overwatch sorry not sorry and yes I’m gold trash) and I had been going too hard in Overwatch and wanted something with a story and to just maybe chill out on people being huge douchebags and too many of my friends got too serious about comp and I was like, done. Also I had played a fuckton of Skyrim and heard the mechanics were basically the same so I was down. And, as my blog description clearly states, fell in love with it. 

Then, much to my pleasure and surprise, I discovered Matthew Mercer ALSO voiced a character in my new game too! Not just a character, a COMPANION! So I was like, I fucking love you Maccready, you sassy, money hungry merc that kind of hates everyone and talks shit when I do nice things for people - you kind of remind me of a mage staff I used to know (just for the record they don’t sound anything alike, but I’ll be damned if they don’t have the same general personality). It was a weird, like, my whole gaming journey of the last several years coming full circle moment. *duct tapes a little sniper rifle to my already behatted mage staff and hugs it* 

So anyway, that’s my doctoral dissertation on why I love Matthew Mercer JUST SO FREAKING MUCH YOU GUYS there’s a special little Aluneth/Mccree/Maccready shaped place in my heart for him. And not only does he voice these characters that mean a lot to me from games that have meant a lot to me, he’s like a really genuinely cool and nice person. I follow him on Twitter and he’s delightful. Everyone I’ve known that’s met him has nothing but nice things to say. The man is a gift to several fandoms <3 

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

MEAT EPILOGUE 4

4

You arrizzle 'n tha Land of Hizneat n Clockwork 'n a flizzay of white. A cizzle of brutally hot air blasts up from tha lava below n instantly hits yo' entire body. Luckily, yiznou’re fairly immortizzle, so tha only damage it dizzay be ta fog up yo' glaszes a bizzay fo all my homies in the pen. Tizzy tha condizzle you can make out tha shapes of Dave n Jade bizzle, as well as two more of you hover'n 'n tha air above. Slap your fuckin self. Bizzy Johns turn ta look at you.

On tha grizzay, Dave be talk'n 'n a particular cadence, one tizzy be famizzle ta you, hizzle longtime best bizzle. Casual, saggin', ballin' on dron'n. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. It’s a good indication he’ll be monologuing fo` a wizzy, n probably alrizzle hizzas been. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.

DIZZY: im serioizzles

DIZZAY, ya feel me? tha th'n be

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: bein a tizzay homey

DIZZAVE: lizzay actually SPENDIN' time travel

DIZZY: im pretty sure what that involves be

DAVE: weed-smokin' ta neva uze it

DIZZY: siznee its like karate

DAVE upside yo head: well

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: its mizzle like what they SAY 'bout kizzle

DAVE: Hollaz to the East Side. thiznat you lizzay it so you dont uze it

DIZZLE: but i mean we all know tha trizzuth 'bout karate be if yizzay knizzay kizzle tizzy obviously 'n reality yizzle uze it all tha tiznime

DAVE: like doing lethal fuckin crane kicks n swizzle karate chops while walk'n down tha street just cauze you can

DIZNAVE: Bounce wit me. its a gizzod damn no braina...

DIZZLE: thizzle what...

DAVE: yizzou do...

DAVE: wit...

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: karate. J-to-tha-izzohn what tha fizzay be you stylin' here

DAVE: or... wait

DAVE: actually thrizzee johns

DIZZAY: hizzy three johns what tha fuck be three johns saggin' hizzere

It’s a F-to-tha-izzair question, which logically shizzould have been directed ta tha oldest n mizzay knowledgeable Jizzay. Nevertheless, one of tha crazy ass Jiznohns replies F-to-tha-izzirst.

(JOHN 1): a.

(JIZZLE 1): It dont stop till the wheels fall off. i diznon’t know.

JOHN 3: jiznohn, don’t wizzle 'bout it. i’ll takes th'n fizzy hizzle. Subscribe, get yo issue.

DAVE aww nah: jiznohns dizzont git me wrong its coo' T-H-to-tha-izzat y-aw randomlizzle dropped by again but dis wasnt R-E-A-Double-Lizzy tha best time

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. we were kind of 'n tha mizzle of a spendin' H-to-tha-izzere

(JIZZOHN 1): whoops. sizzle cuz this is how we do it.

(JIZZAY 2): Subscribe, get yo issue. uh... actually, i only C-to-tha-izzame here ta swoop 'n n zap dis john away witout bein seen, ta rizzle away the mizzy i made drug deala in all flavas.

(JOHN 2): i didn’t expect ta see anotha jizzle hiznere.

JOHN 3: hey, otha john, i said i’ll handle it droppin hits!

JIZZAY 3: i’m tha only one who actually knows what’s go'n on here.

DAVE: gizzod dizzay it johns whizzay tha fuck did yizzay do

JIZZAY 3: young dizzle, pleaze and my money on my mind.

JOHN 3: let me dizzay wit the johns first, thiznen i’ll explain.

DIZZAY dogg: young dave???

DIZZAY: oh

DIZZAY: Y-to-tha-izzeah wizzy be you a fucking adult now

DAVE: did yizzy G-R-to-tha-izzow up n start time travel'n D-to-tha-izzude

JIZZLE: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. will someone tizzay me whizzay tha fiznuck be happen'n???????

JOHN 3: johns, thizzles no rizzle fo` you ta hang around anymore. You gotta check dis shit out yo.

JIZZOHN 3: not ta S-to-tha-izzound like a wet blanket, bizzay tha th'n yizzle try'n ta accizzle be nizzow useless, so you can J-to-tha-izzust zizzle awizzle n do whatever you want.

(JOHN 1): Death row 187 4 life. ummm...

(JOHN 2): Boo-Yaa! usizzles wit da big Bo$$ Dogg?? wait.

JOHN 3: ok, maybe i shouldn’t hizzy said thizzle. Boo-Yaa!

JOHN 3: i’m sure you can still go n do what i did whizzle i originally did what you’re currently try'n ta do... You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.

DIZZAY: Its just anotha homocide. jesus john

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN 3: 'n fact, it W-to-tha-izzill stizzill probably be a very reward'n experience!

JOHN 3: some of mah best memories happened right afta yizzay do what you’re 'bout ta do nizzay.

JOHN 3: tha pizzle be, you shizzle jiznust go do it, so that you aren’t hizzle anymizzle.

JOHN 3: i’m here ta make sizzure siznome new n differizzle important spendin' happen, and thoze blunt-rollin' dizzon’t include you.

JADE fo my bling bling: : Throw yo guns in the fuckin air.|

(JOHN 1): oh... Subscribe, get yo issue.

(JOHN 2): ...ok.

Tha useless Jiznohns zizzap away. Yizzay sincerely hizzay that thizzey hizzle a beautiful and fulfill'n yizzay. Listen to how a fucker flow shit.

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: adizzle john what tha fuck have you done

DIZZAY: be dis S-to-tha-izzome time travel shizzle

DAVE: pleaze dont tell me yizzay been spend'n tha nizzay however many Y-to-tha-izzears bungl'n through time L-to-tha-izzike dis coz tbh if what i just witnesze' wiznas even remotely indicative of shit you git up ta on a recurring basizzles thiznen yo' future be almost too embarrass'n ta evizzle thizzay 'bout

DAVE: n dis be sippin' from a teenaga who was just 'n tha middle of an angsty episizzle

JADE: its true

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: no, teen dave ya dig? dis be not at all representative of mah habits as an adult, bizzle thanks fo` the concern.

JIZZAY: i’m nizzy time travel'n, n bitch were tha pimp johns.

JIZZY ta help you tap dat ass: i uze' mah retcizzle abilities ta travel here from tha future, 'n a playa of speak'n ya feelin' me?

DAVE: sounds fuckin stupid

JOHN mah nizzle: it be stupid. but that’s just how things be.

JIZZADE: im a shawty confuze'

JADE with my forty-fo': im suppoze' ta be hunt'n yizzy down and you... but im not sure if tha adizzle version of yizzou counts?

JIZZADE doggystyle: i think tha cizzle might jizzle be... Aint no stoppin' this shit. confuze' if i brought baller an adizzle john?

JADE: thizzay wizzay be a lot of questions that nee' answer'n, thats fo` sure

JOHN: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. no, you don’t nee' ta capture me, n you wouldn’t be able ta evizzle if yizzay wanted ta, since mah existence literally transcends tha confines of canon with my forty-fo' mag.

JIZZLE: well droppin hits...

JADE like a fucka: i guess that simplifizzles ridin' thizzay?

JIZZY: yep, prettizzle much.

JADE: Bounce wit me. in thizzle caze, wizzay yizzy mind giv'n me n dave a few minutes ta wrap up our conversation?

JIZZLE: we were sort of 'n tha middle of sum-m sum-m important... i thizzink

JOHN cuz this is how we do it: no, you really weren’t.

JOHN where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': sizzle ta be tha beara of lame news, lizzay i jiznust wizzay ta tha otha jizzohns.

JOHN and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: but whateva yizzay were ho-slappin' doesn’t cracka anymore.

JIZZY: nuttin T-H-to-tha-izzat’s happen'n hizzle matta at all.

JIZZLE: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. dis session, dis whizzay takeova by tha condesce... dis isn’t how a univerze gets mizzle. Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos.

JADE with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back its not?

JOHN: no.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: well i mean, it BE.

JIZZAY: bizzle it alreadizzle happened.

JOHN: we alrizzle made it.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: n wizzay bizzeen liv'n 'n it fo` years already, from my perspective.

DAVE: oh yizzy?

DAVE: hizzow be it

JOHN, ya feel me? pretty coo'.

JIZZOHN: i mean, a shawty bor'n at tizzles. but hizney, that’s lizzay.

DIZZAVE: yeah thats abizzle hizzow i T-H-to-tha-izzought it would be

DAVE: so what now

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: if its all a done dizzle like preemptively speak'n

DAVE: They call me tha president. cizzay we all jizzy relax or whiznat

JOHN thats off tha hook yo: actually sho nuff...

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: no.

DIZNAVE cuz its a G thang: fuck

JIZNOHN: ah! i jizzay realize' why she sent me to dis pizzoint 'n time ta S-T-to-tha-izzart recruit'n y-aw.

DAVE: wizzy

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: who

JIZZOHN: roze.

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE from tha streets of tha L-B-C: whyd shizne do thizzat

DAVE like old skool shit: n what d-ya mean recruit

DAVE upside yo head: what tha hell be chillin' on

JOHN: dis be tha moment jizzay afta you mizzay yo' legendary cizzy ball sword.

JOHN: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. yizzy gizzy ta nizzay it.

DIZNAVE: fo` what

JOHN: ta C-to-tha-izzome fizzight lord englizzle wit me.

Dizzles eyebrows descend beneath his sunglassizzles. Im crazy, you can't phase me. You feel pretty bad coz you’re 'bout ta complizzle circumvent tha life-chang'n epiphany he’s just hizzle that you know fo` a fizzle will make hizzay a bitch, chilla, n altizzle mizzore well-balanced humizzle be'n.

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: oh S-H-to-tha-izzit

JADE: Im crazy, you can't phase me. W-H-to-tha-izzat??

JADE fo my bling bling: john. he is NOT go'n ta fight lizzord english just yet

JADE: he be stay'n riznight here

JIZZAY ta help you tap dat ass: old ladys orda :P

JOHN and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: actually, yizzay he be.

JOHN: n so be you. we all be.

J-TO-THA-IZZADE but don't give a fuck: omg

JADE n we out! how dizzle yizzy?????

JIZZLE: jade, you’re brainwashed.

JOHN: sorry. but nuttin yizzy spendin' now mizzay anyth'n.

JIZZLE: it’s fine though, you’ll stop bein brainwashed once i ziznap you outside tha influence of tha condesce.

JADE: yizzy nizzay zapp'n me anywhere!!!!!

JIZZOHN: Holla! ha ha, yizzle i am.

JOHN aww nah: watch dis...

> Zap Grimbark Jiznade outta tizzy cuz Im tha Double O G.

You set a hand on Jadizzles shoulda and ziznap ha off to a betta place. Thiznen you tizzle down on tha concrete surface where tha whizzle pointless confrizzle was tak'n place so that you can rap Dave around whateva it be hizzay steppin' thriznough right now. Dizzave, like his ecto-sista, really needs ta git 'n an absurd amount of extraneous wizzords before he cizzy fullizzle process a situation.

Tha Mayor tips his heezee at you n fiddles wit hizzle sash ya feelin' me? Giznod diznamn, you misze' tha Mizzle, chill yo.

DAVE: so what do we do next

JIZZOHN: well, i’ll leave you ta hang out wit jade fo` a bit, whizzay i go round up tha otha.

DIZZY: what otha... like

DAVE: everyone

JIZZY paper'd up: yizzay. roze, n tha otha four.

DAVE: i see

DAVE fo' real: so... They call me tha president.

DIZZLE, ya feel me? sizzle if i sizneem a shawty slow here im just try'n ta figure dis out

DAVE: youre tell'n me T-H-to-tha-izzat i made dis sword coz im destined ta defeat lord englizzle n weve all bizzle chillin' fo` thizzle day our whole lives ta siznome extent more or L-to-tha-izzess

DAVE: n we be actually successful here like we overthrow the condesce n M-to-tha-izzake a universe n everyth'n

DAVE: n tizzy

DIZZAY: we...

DAVE: sit on our aszes fo` several years in tha nizzy univerze n bizzle adizzles n lead mostly bor'n lives instead of go'n off ta fight him?

JOHN: yes.

DAVE: guess that makes senze

DIZZLE: nizzow that i think 'bout it thiznats probably what i would wizzay to do by tha time we finallizzle wrap up dis whole hiznot mizzay

JOHN: Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. yiznep, it be what you wanted ta do.

JOHN: n pretty much everyone elze agree', rhymin' me. It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. so thiznat’s wizzy we dizzid.

DIZZLE cuz this is how we do it: whizzay uh

DAVE: i guess begs tha questizzle

DAVE: if it seemed pointless at thizne time n nobody could be asze' ta go fizzle hizzle when we all hizzad our shit togetha

DAVE: whizzle does it suddenly become important ta go back n beat him yizzay lata afta we become a bunch of lazy adizzles wit bor'n lives

JOHN: i pretty M-to-tha-izzuch had tha same questions, dave aww nah.

JOHN: there be probably some pretty good answa ta that. definitely some complicated answa.

JOHN: bizzay ta be honest cuz its a thang... i kind of forgizzle what they actually wizzy?

DAVE: gizzod damn it john

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: it hiznas sum-m sum-m ta do wit canon unravel'n, n such.

JOHN upside yo head: we all lizzay outside canon 'n tha fizzle, n if we D-to-tha-izzon’t do go do dis, everyth'n will stizzop gang bangin' anyth'n spittin' that real shit.

DAVE with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: dizzle... Recognize the realness.

DAVE: Hollaz to the East Side. anyth'n yizzou jizzust said actually mean anyth'n 'n tha first plizzle

JIZZLE: that’s a bootylicious qizzle, D-to-tha-izzave.

JIZZY: Aint no stoppin' this shit. one that i ciznan’t say i’m qualify ta answa!

JOHN: i thizzle tha bottizzle lizzine here be, dis be whizzat R-to-tha-izzose sizzaid we had ta do.

JOHN: so, that’s why wizzle do'n it.

DAVE: sizzle like a bizzle reason if i eva hizneard one

JIZNOHN: you might be right, ya feel me?

JOHN: Tru. but be it lizzay of a bullshit rizzle than anizzle playa reason we currizzle have ta go fight hizzay?

DAVE: ...

DAVE: Aint no stoppin' this shit. dizzle

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: Y-to-tha-izzoure right

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: i dont kizzy hizzle you did it but yizzle somehow instizzle sold me completely

DAVE: fuck you adult egbert

JOHN so jus' chill: hehizzle.

JIZZOHN ta help you tap dat ass: sizzy gots it. :)

You zap Dave off ta where he nizzle ta go. Tha Mayor be still mobbin' at yiznou, blinking his buggy shawty eyes so show some love! Yizzy shizzoot him a warm sizzy n a thizzle before bouncing off into the poser of infinity.

> ==>

[trashy-greyjoy]

Hey! I don't mean this to sound rude, but I honestly don't see the sizzle reel being that bellarke centric (other than the 101 counting bellamy). I was wondering if you could go through your train of thought?

Not rude at all! I’d be happy to explain! I don’t write meta, if thats what this is, so just hang in there! This is what I personally got out of it. So basically the sizzle reel showcased a majority of the important moments in bellarke’s relationship development. I’d say you can actually split the moments between the narration from Madi and the clips we see. 

The voice over moments are aimed at viewers who know the story and will pick up on the little callbacks. While all the clips we actually see of Bellamy and Clarke are framed to imply an intimate or at the very least a close personal relationship. (this was the part that I when i said it looks romantic to people who haven’t seen the show). 

Narration (Spoken Lines)

“101 including Bellamy”: Clarke like immediately starts off by interrupting Madi’s story to make sure the girl didn’t forget to include her boy Bellamy. And it’s such an insignificant thing to pick out, the fact that she stops the story to correct it and make sure Madi includes Bellamy shows the audience that he’s important to her. 

It’s also important to note that Bellamy is the only character mentioned by name in the entire narration. That sticks him out as very important in flashing neon letters.

“So they did whatever the hell they wanted”: We all know that the phrase “whatever the hell we want” was Bellamy’s motto early in the show, it was exclusively his and we see a few characters call back to it after his development. Which means Madi including that phrasing is intentional and she knows about Bellamy being a little shit the first like week on the ground and Clarke told her. This is also a fairly insignificant moment in the grand scheme of the story for Madi to know. Most of the reel is a recap so its in general terms, so its weird that a small things significant to only Bellamy’s character is picked. So we can assume Clarkey G is very in depth about her boy Bell.

“Together, even bad children can do good things.”: When Madi says this part she puts slight emphasis on the word together and separates it from the rest of the sentence. We all know together is Blarke’s thing and those dramatic shits won’t let us forget it. So that was, in my opinion, a reference to their teamwork and “togetherness”. Losers.

It’s immediately followed by the “Who we are and who we need to be…” clip AND the smiling like idiots after almost dying in a car collision clip (which I’ll talk about below) just furthering the connection between Bellarke and “together”.

“There are no good guys.”: This was originally a Abby / Clarke quote but Clarke repeats it back to Bellamy in S3 and in the reel they play it over the clip of that angsty lever pulling in Mt. Weather.

“The bravest and the fairest of them all…”: This one is more my personal head canon or overreaction, you pick. But this means Clarke describes herself to Madi as “fairest of them all” which is a phrase commonly used to describe what now? FUCKING PRINCESSES. Clarke sees herself as a Princess of this story and no one is going to convince me Bellamy Blake is not responsible for that.

“Everyone she loved or cared about was gone… or lost to space.”: This one might be a stretch, but Bellamy is literally the only character portrayed as having an important relationship or connection to Clarke out of any of the people in space. Hell, he’s the only one we know by name too so… I just personally… have the belief… that it is implied… ;)

Kind of in between the narrative and the visuals is the fact that Bellamy has more spoken lines in the Sizzle Reel (obvs apart from Madi’s narration) than any other character, so again, he’s an important person to Clarke.

Visuals (Clips)

The “Who we are and who we need to be to survive are very different things” moment: This is a clip of Bellamy offers sound advice to Clarke being his soft self. It’s one of the first times we see him actually be soft with her (clearly he picks up the habit quickly though). Before then he’s always been harsh, but here we got our first glance at him trying to actually comfort her. From an outside perspective of someone with no previous knowledge of the show, its a moment of someone (who we already know is important to Clarke) try to offer her a bit of comfort or calming advice in a very soft and sincere way. So you get the impression they care.

That "let’s smile at each other in relief after you just shot a guy in a moving vehicle and saved our lives”: We know its a moment of relief after Bellamy just saved Clarke’s life, but also saved the collective asses of the human race with those barrels of hydrazine. It’s cute they smile, they’re glad they’re alive. Again, from an outsider’s perspective, they see Bellamy being a boss and shooting the guy in Clarke’s rover and the two of them smiling in relief like idiots. Again establishing that they care about each other and that there is a bond between them and that they’re cute when they smile. Idk are you catching the drift? It’s framed and cut so it comes off intimate.

S1 inspirational Bellamy speech: not really a focus on the Bellarke relationship, but it’s a powerful moment that, once again, enforces the importance of Bellamy to this story (and, in turn, to Clarke, holla!)

Dramatic pulling of the Mt. Weather Lever “TOGETHER”: A very important moment we, as viewers, know. Bellamy puts his hand over hers to pull the lever together and to share that burden because it’s what they do, and we also know how important it was for Bellamy because he was letting her know she isn’t alone. Outsider pov, its a teary eyed Bellamy looking at a stressed af Clarke and covering her hand with his own to pull the lever. It’s clearly emotional. It’s clearly significant. Again, framing it to add intimacy. All an outsider would see is two very close “friends?” in an emotional moment. ROMANCE. (It’s also played behind the “There are no good guys,” line.)

“You’re not acting like someone who just saved the world” moment: It’s soft. It’s packed with subtle emotions. Bob has those fucking heart eyes going again. They’re both bloody and tired and about to cry again. You know, just clearly two pals being emo and soft with each other LIKE ALWAYS.

Quick shot of the “Blake family hand holding panic” as Arkadia burns: It’s small and quick, but it adds a small moment of unity between the obvious family dynamic the characters have as they watch their home burn and hold on to each other.

THAT HUG THOOOOOO: I mean… it’s a very emotional hug while Clarke is crying and Bellamy is distraught™. Enforces that they’re close on a personal, intimate level to newbies and reminds us of that time we all died for the veterans. I’m getting repetitive, but… it looks romantic or at least significant if you don’t know the story. And it’s overplayed and followed by Clarke saying the line “You have such a big heart Bellamy.” Like, um excuse me that shit is cut to look romantic as all hell. “Big heart,” my gawd how obvious are they trying to be. Showing her hugging him emo af while she’s gushing about how caring he is…. And it’s immediately followed by…

“If anything happens to me-” “NOTHING IS HAPPENING TO YOU.”: Pal… In general narratives “If something happens to me…” is usually followed by a confession or an implied confession of something important, usually feeeeeeeelings. And then Bellamy’s absolute refusal of anything happening to her. This comes across the same to both veteran viewers and the newbies. It’s a guy blantanly just refusing the idea of anything bad happening to someone he cares about. Again with the ROMANTIC SUBTEXT YALL. It’s intimate and emotionally charged as heeeelllllllllllll.

“May we meet again”: Ok yo this one is more important that it seems. Like it’s the tearjerking, heart breaking moment that Bellamy’s basically saying goodbye to Clarke. We see, and hear, how Clarke sacrificed herself to save her friends and then immediately we get Bellamy’s fucking sad af heartbroken reaction to leaving her behind. The editors of this were literally screaming “THEY ARE IMPORTANT TO EACHOTHER” through this whole thing, but then they wrap it up by showing him pretty much saying bye and leaving her behind and being completely torn up about it. oh my gawd this sizzle reel was genius.

And just a repeat, Bellamy is the only character mentioned by name in the narration, he’s the only on portrayed as having a significant connection to Clarke (there were no scenes between her and anyone else, exclusively, besides the brief clip of L… interesting…), he has more scenes with spoken lines than anyone else, everyone blarke moment shown was a very personal moment in their relationship development, and the romantic subtext is the bomb dot com.

I’d say go rewatch the video ( x ) and look at it as someone who knows nothing about the show and then think about how Bellarke comes off to you or how their scenes are staged and cut together because it’s wild when you really get at it.

Sorry this is literally a novel, I just have a lot of Bellarke feelings tonight and I’m emo af and the sizzle reel still has me shooketh. I hope this is at least enlightening!

[choisgirls]

Mmmm, I'm... okay. I got some sleep. An ex, whom I was so hopelessly in love with (think about three years on and off where he'd cheat/break up to date someone else and then come back because I am "home" but my first relationship (I'm on the aroace spec, holla)), came back and sent me a message and I freaked out. Last time he did this too, before going to bootcamp, I literally had a panic attack at my friends' house. At least I was in my room this time... ~HN

Anonymous said:Also, I kind of want to write a fic of one of the boys and mc in that situation. Angsty af… ~HN 

Aw my love i still feel horrible and wish i was able to help ack;;;;;;

and honestly, i understand that you were hopelessly in love with him at one point…. but he sounds like a huge fucking dick???? Like Ross from friends kind of level dick ya know “WE WERE ON A BREAK” kinda dick and you deserve so much better than that. Youre amazing in every way and deserve someone who is going to give you their all, not cheat or take breaks to be with someone else. 

And i say do it, get all that anger out, make zen fuck this dude up, it might help you feel a little better~ ~Admin 404

[vonseal]

what im weak for this week

SOOOOO i haven’t done one of these in almost a month! i think it’s high-time to get back on track again! hopefully i can come out with the next one on the 11th instead of a month later.

this is long. like srsly long. like wow. it took me an hour. i could’ve written a whole fic.

call me maybe by shinigamibutter

i’ve got this weird thing with library aus. i love them. maybe it's because libraries are elusive and mysterious to me now (i checked out a book back in middle school, i still have it on my bookshelf and im too scared to return it), but they’re something so nice about libraries. also there’s something so nice about SOCKY and MYUNGJIN and BINU all in one lil fic, holla for a dolla! this is really nice and cute and i loved reading it! <3

out of my league by koutarous

BINU!!! DRINKING TOO MUCH (bad bin)!!! i loved this prompt and @shouldveheldon did it so much justice, it’s unbelievable how good it is (but i’ve never been disappointed from her writing). the set-up is good and even if bin should lay off on the alcohol a bit, at least it got him a cute guy’s number, AMIRITE.

i’ll pick the white and fluffy clouds from the sky for you by spaceviolet (vividplum)

did you guys know im a fan of the cute fluff? did you guys know im a fan of the socky? did you guys know im a fan if you combine both those things? heck yes man, this combination was so amazing and perfect. ALSO, ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP??? im in, im so in.

Does Lonileness Ever Truly End? by MidnightsDeath

i should stop writing angsty stuff bc people take it as inspiration to make even angstier stuff and then im all sad and depressed lol. especially WHEN I STARTS HELLA CUTE WITH MYUNGJIN. thank you for writing this, and thank you for making me cry and ruin my makeup haha.

(my) hot antagonist by rubanrose

we’ve been getting this nice influx of moonrock here lately, and seal approves. i mean, tbc was basically moonrock (did you see the way bin smiled when he brought up rocky???). ALSO ANOTHER ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP, YES. and just moonbin and rocky being cute dorks together and making my heart die of fluff, wow <3

you captured my heart by binubin

some people say that the fake boyfriend au is overdone. i say it’s UNDERdone. like, seriously, i love the idea of people pretending to date and then legit falling in love (the proposal is one of my favorite movies if you guys wanted to know), and WOW IM SO HAPPY THIS ONE EXISTS! bin is a photographer and dongmin is a (un?)willing subject, and i just want you guys to read it. it’ll be six chapters of awesome sauce.

home is wherever the heart is by diametrical

NO GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT DOMESTIC AUS ARE JUST THE GREATEST!!!! AND MYUNGJIN???? DOMESTIC???? wow, just shoot me now, @leedeermin, bc you stole my heart already. i thought nothing could top binu domestic au, BUT THIS DID (mostly bc myungjin > everything for me, im trash, send help). thank youuuu for this, it’s all i needed in life 

i get to love you by asteraa

aka, lanna still tryin to make up for making me sob over trains to busan au. well it worked. it worked so so so well. and the song choice for the end I HAVE IT ON MY PHONE BC OF THIS NOW WOW i get emo over it thank you so much. this is all around just funny and cute and heart-wrenching and fluffy and perfect.

moving on by slaymyseoul

your username conveys perfectly what you’ve done to me, @slaymyseoul: you slayed my soul. slayed it hard. slayed it nasty. and then you acted all happy in the end notes like you didn’t just slaughter a thousand hearts all at once. this binu just...all 700 words of it just ruined me for the rest of my life. you’re such a good author and it shows in my tears.

baby by beifomg

tbh now all i can think in my head is BABY whenever they call each other that, bless astro and their bitchin tunes. NAH BUT THIS FIC is so pure??? so so so pure and i just wanted to touch the screen and somehow lengthen the story with nothing but this pure moment between eunwoo and binnie. at least im so happy this was created, it’s perfection.

Let's go on an adventure! by Rach4040

BINU!!! CUTE BINUUUU!!! also rulebreaker binnie and SUDDEN RULEBREAKER EUNWOO??? i love the idea of cute, romantic teens going off in the middle of the night just to be cute and pure and getting back home in the morning and knowing they won’t get any sleep and will be utterly exhausted all day, but it’s worth it because they love each other AND THATS WHAT THIS IS!!! it’s so cute, gosh golly.

rock show by roobix

i know a few people wanted bartender jinwoo, which i might still write, but i think this one is even better than what i could ever do. it was so short and i longed for more BUT MAN what we did get was fantastic (and made me imagine bartender jinwoo, haha yessss)

oh, the stars shine by parkjinchu

the stars shine for @parkjinchu and HER BEAUTIFUL FICS!!! i missed her writing in the lull after the year we met (go check it out, go check it out on her page, wow i cry), but she’s back with DOMESTICCCCC (im so happy with all this domestic we’re getting) JINCHA!!! why is there not more jincha, they work so well together. (i’d write it but also im myungjin trash, i cant escape my hell). also cute new parents peeking over a bed at their fragile baby just warms my heart (also, relatable, how do you touch a baby without breaking him)

summer paradise by aseuteuro

nopenopenopenope. i shouldnt recommend this, so dont read it unless you want to cry at work like seal did (not safe for work, bc you CRY). it’s binu and i sorta expected it to be happy despite the angst warning in the tags (im not smart, i dont claim to be intelligent) but it WASNT, it just RIPPED MY HEART OUT, HOW DARE

colour me by heybinnie

i will be honest, i dont normally read reader-insert fics like this, but i thought, “it’s @heybinnie and she’s perfect so i bet it will be perfect.” guess what? it was. it was so dreamy and beautiful and breathtaking, and i seriously cannot wait to figure it all out! (JINWOO SELLS DRUGS, PASS IT ON)

flytrap by tinytaeil

MYUNGJIN, i thought. METAPHORS, i thought again. BEAUTIFUL WRITING WOW IM JEALOUS, i thought once more. and then it ends with my cries, why can’t jinwoo just LOVE and have HAPPINESS, why this, why the poor fly, why the amazing description and flowing narrative??? tbh, i think this fic was a flytrap.

forbidden love by jiminaddiction

MORE MOONROCK! look at us getting blessed with all this moonrock. i love this one a lot bc minhyuk is deaf and bin is colorblind, but WOW they’re so adorable and blushy around each other! each chapter that comes out makes me so happy and excited, and i can’t wait for more of it!

Loop by ContraryNonsense

WOW MAN THIS IS SO INTRIGUING!!! i dont read tags, tbh, i just click at this point when i see the description, so i didn’t expect the ending to the first chapter (then i read the tags and thought, “gotta trudge past the angst to get to the happy ending.”) and we’re ALMOST THERE!!! ONE MORE CHAPTER!!! definitely read this, pls do so, it deserve so much more hits than it’s got.

where soil lies, a new beginning blooms by @vocalpmh

THIS WAS INSPIRED BY WITCHCRAFT WHICH>????? how did i do anything to deserve this amazing piece of perfection??? i still read it a lot, it’s one of my go-tos when im feeling down, and im so blessed you gifted it to me, i just absolutely ADORE this fic. pls pls pls read, it’s pure and perfect myungjin (also butt groping, my legacy spreads)

breadtrayed by @glowingjinjin

that pun. get in my home, lanna, i need your puns. i think we had a discussion bc i actually dont like bread all that much but NO WHAT HAS BREAD EVER DONE TO ME??? or to eunwoo, who apparently can find time to bag up a bunch of bread, what a great boyfriend.

a love stronger than furniture by @glowingjinjin

stop writing funny fics to make up for train to busan, you can’t replace my broken heart. IDK THO THIS CAME CLOSE TO DOING SO!!! everything about it was perfect, and you’re so amazing with writing these cutsie fics??? (and then you’ll turn around and rip out my heart, i know you will)

witch coven au by @astrofireworks

i still havent read the newest addition, but i have it up right now to read after i post this. i love your imagination. i love your ideas, i just need to tap into your brain and steal some of this brilliance, thank you very much

UPDATED FICS FROM LAST WEEK MONTH??? -

because of hani by gachigallae - have i mentioned how much i love these kids and domestic stuff??? because i do, i truly seriously do, and i love this fic and bin’s affection for dongmin’s daughter is so cute

5+1 by heybinnie - this makes my heart wrench, but in a good way, and makes me realize how fantastic of a leader jinwoo is to these boys.

stray romance by alette - @alette-stars done did it again, stole my heart and made binnie and dongmin both all so jealous, wow this is cute

medley by sassysavagesanha (RedJusticeLibra) - QUEEN OF SOCKY!!! MORE SOCKY FOR ME!!! more socky for you if you click right now, guaranteed you’ll enjoy it

short moments by Mieun (snowsketch) - i love these cute little movements, and new chapters always make me so happy, especially the myungjin in the last chapter!

inked by jinwoosmile - i figured you out, @jinwoosmile. you tryin to get me to cry. and you succeeded, congrats, you can stop bashing my heart apart now.

leave me dreaming by desiderate - im hooked. im so so so so hooked and idk how it’ll end but im so anticipating whatever happens because it’s such good writing so i know it’ll be fantastic (even if i’ve been so sad with this lol)

the language of flowers by birdbrainberke - I LOVED THIS PROMPT so obvs i love this fic, especially bc it’s @payneinthearsenal, who really knows how to write amazing fics.!!!

and if you ever have anything you think i need to check out, hit me up with that fic, fams. i dont even care if it’s your own. i check a03 regularly, so if it’s something posted elsewhere, pls let me know!

[rusalnaia]

WIP MEME

LIST ALL THE THINGS YOU’RE CURRENTLY WORKING ON IN AS MUCH OR LITTLE DETAIL AS YOU’D LIKE, THEN TAG SOME FRIENDS TO SEE WHAT THEY’RE WORKING ON. THIS CAN BE WRITING, ART, VIDS, GIFSETS, WHATEVER.

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Got tagged by @ghoststrawberries and dude you have no idea what you got into I have too many wips.

I am the literal king of WIPs because my attention span is absolute shit so it’s gonna be long.  Als I’m icing my wrist and am not responsible for typos.  I’m doing this one handed with my non-dominant hand.  Also like 90% of these are mp100 /shrugs/

I tag @brostrid @zombie-x-lover @thesleepiestsheepy @chapticker @bitter-like-coffee but only if they wanna do it

ART

My interpretation of WOnder Woman I started like months ago.  I was told once that part of the Amazonian myth was that they would cut off their right boob to make shooting arrows easier.  Still kinda dig that.

Rough thumbnails of a Sailor Moon watercolor series I wanna do inspired by Alphonse Mucha.  And to give me an excuse to use my sparkly watercolors lol

Something I did as part of an art trade that I’d love to transfer and paint.  I just love sleepy platonic cuddles cut me some slack.  More mp100

Some sketches for mp100 chibs I’d like to maybe make as charms.  They’re all floating in bubbles idk I thought it was cute

Comic of a YYHxMP100 crossover where Reigen and Yusuke are old classmates and Yusuke keeps trying to coax Mob to work for the spirit world/fight him.  There’s a fieldtrip to the demon world so Mob and Ritsu can have fun/fight Yusuke.  Idk mate.

A page of Reigen’s with Kinda Sibling Rivalry!Reigen and Dimple.  I was working on inking it during down time at work when I got injured so IDK WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN GODDAMN.  But I kinda want Reigen and Dimple to be petty and antagonistic to each other.

The second piece of a series I’m doing on the ~darker~ meanings of flowers from a Victorian book.  This one is ‘fragile’

/fuckin ojou laugh/ OHHOHOHO SO THIS my dudes is a sketch I did during a sleepless night after a series of ‘what ifs’ with a dnd mate.  It’s an Age Swap-Gravity Falls! Mp100 au.  It wasn’t actually gonna be a thing but I started writing an outline for fun and shared it with another dnd mate and now it’s gonna be a thing??  It’s a collab fic and holla holla chicken mcdolla I am EXCITE.  I’m outlining it and writing a few parts.  

Basically Mob is in place of Ford, Ritsu is Stan, Mogami is Bill and Serizawa and Reigen as Dipper and Mabel.  Seri is Ritsu’s ‘nephew’.  They’re related but they’re not sure how.  Kinda like ‘we’re just gonna call each other cousins because I don’t know what else to call you’ deal.  Reigen aspires to be a Paranormal Investigator (and is completely unaware that his idol is actually Ritsu.).  Trust me dude it’s gonna be good, angsty and goofy fun I am SO EXCITE.  Like my dude the finale is gonna be fuCKIN PAIN.  I’m so excited.

the sketch of a request I took

Vent art that I did and wanna transfer and paint

6ft (comic that may end up being written)

Okay so I just have a thing for Mob going missing for ~reasons~ but I really dig this idea because I’m diggin some of the plot twists.  But basically Ritsu, Teru and Shou are led to believe that Mob is dead and it’s Reigen’s fault (and they’re partially correct).  But nobody knows who Mob is.  So the hunt begins.

Baby Mob

More of a series of drawings but basically Mob is cursed and turns into a baby.  Reigen is 100% honest that he has no idea how to take care of kids and Dimple has to help.  Dimple also apparently makes for a great toy for teething psychics.  Learn something new every day, huh?  Oh but Reigen gets really excited that he can say fuck again lol.

FANFIC cause I’m a fuckin NERD

The Knife

Not the actual title but it’s the one I already talked about.  I don’t wanna give too much away but Teruki is in place of Lil Giddeon.  He’s a showman who is also a thug and he extorts local businesses for ‘protection’ against spirits under his control.  He’s fab as fuck.

Mob comes back RIPPED.  Like he’s fuckin SHREDDED.  But he’s also super cautious because boy has seen some shit while in the In Between.  He’s basically not sure what is real any more because ~spoilers~.

Shou has a raccoon son named Touichiro and I S2G Sandr if you change this we’re gonna have WORDS.

Also Ritsu’s powers manifest and automatically takes the form of brass knucks because....I just....think they’re cool okay it’s law they’re cool fuckin fite me mate

Hands

Based off of a post I made about Mob having scars on his hands and body.  Teru like hearing about them but it gets angsty.  /SHRUGS/  Sorry my dude but before I stopped (and then started again) writing everything I touched was angst.  Fluff is really new to me.  This can be read as shippy or they’re just really close friends.  Kinda up to the reader.

Dive

This....idk mate.  This might end up being written.  It WAS gonna be a comic but now that my wrist is fucked I might write it.  It’s the spiritual successor to my fic How to Lose Your Psychic but...it’s completely different in tone and there is pain.  Mob disappears and is missing for about a year.  It’s not a good year for all parties involved.

Burning World

I’ve already started this one but goddamn it’s looking to be a long one.  I don’t want to spoil it because it kinda relies on some suspense but there IS a reason why people are disappearing and a reason some people are not.

Some OCs are gonna be showing up fairly soon so I’ll tell you the notes I have about them.

Lieutenant(or Agent w/ a bg in the military) Reeves- assitant to Director Weaving, Head of the Bureau for Paranormal and Psychic Research.  Reeves is stoic, duty before dishonor.  Sequel=some serious regrets hoooooooooboooooooooooy

Weaving is A+ prick.

And from my notes cause I love ya

“SHUT UP!”  Takenaka yells without turning around.  “Stop acting like you don’t understand!  It happened so just shut up!”  He leaves for camp.

And~~

Serizawa gasps, eyes wide with mouth agape.  “It’s gone”

“What?”

“It’s-his...it’s gone.”

“You have to be more specific.”

“Kageyama’s...his aura.  It’s gone.  It’s never been-the only reason it should-would disappear is...”

He looks at Reigen.  Neither of them want to finish the thought.

“We’ll find him.”

Sleep Over

Another one I’ve already started and is actually almost done!!  But it could have a sequel or two if there’s interest.  Idk.  But Mob has a nightmare, Ritsu is terrified and Reigen handles it.  If there is a sequel Mr. Fluffernutter will make a reappearance.  So does his mom but I need a name for her;;;;

Remaining Ashes

A direct sequel to Burning World.  There is more pain and it is delicious.  There’s gonna be some OC spirits and their bg is sad but REALLY important to the entire story.  Government experimentation man, whatcha gonna do?

Oh here’s an excerpt (forewarning for uh...blood and stuff): 

Mob sees.  He sees blood.  He sees bone.

His blood.  His bone.

He’s laying on a metal table with only a towel draped across his lap for privacy.  His skin is cut, folded back on itself leaving bone and muscle exposed.  Mob’s eyes go wide and his mind goes blank.

Fight

Literally just that.  A brief study on the dynamic between Teruki and Ritsu as well as an excuse to write a fight scene because I NEED IT.  God I just need to write a fight scene I’m gettin itchy

/SHRUGS/ I think...thats’s it???  God idk.  There’s probably more that I can’t think of.  I kinda wanna do a sequel to Cold Ramen but idk.  Can’t think of anything yet.