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brandwhorestarscream · 11 months ago

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'mewling virgin orion this' and 'experienced top megatronus' that. WRONG

Orion Pax is an experienced playboy city mech that's had the finest spike and valve from Praxus to Polyhex. He gets to sweep Megatron off his feet and deflower this previously untouched and unshakable fortress of a mech. Why? Because I SAID SO

#megop #orion is a spoiled rich kid literally being raised by a god thats on the council that controls the whole planet. he is NOT a virgin #hes probably done more party drugs than any of the autobots and Megatron has never touched an illicit substance in his life #youre telling me the pits didnt have random drug/high grade screenings for the express purpose to be cruel and punish for no reason?? bitch #megatrons never gotten into bed with anyone and intends to keep it that way. asssult was so common in kaon. hes sworn it off #then enter orion snd he promptly reloeves the terror of kaon of his virginity 😌#orion FUCKS #can you tell im sleep deptived lmfao if snyone reads sll these tags youre a real one 💖#if you read all these tags uhhh idk comment and tell me your pet's name :)

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