#if you know what happens… you *know* (ʘ‿ʘ)

[extralively]

While I'm editing the next chapter of the fic, here's a song rec that I think can be kind of a lil sneak peak of what's going to happen (◡‿◡✿) There will be more songs coming once the chapter is posted to go with it, but... yup.

Also, a thing I realized recently while writing this new mini-arc in the fic is that I haven't actually delved too deep into Yura's backstory! When I was starting out with the fic, I figured that since this is fanfiction, people won't really care about a random OC's backstory right from the get go, so I ended up choosing to keep it as a bit of a mystery to be revealed with time. And while I did reveal the general idea of it, I haven't really shown you guys what Yura's childhood was really like in a way that would contextualize all her past trauma and present insecurities... until now!

...I mean, until a future chapter (not this next one), that is. To be honest, it was only meant to be a quick flashback into her childhood that, as usual, had me getting carried away and it turned into a whole ass chapter of Yura's life up until her reaching Jujutsu Tech, but it ended up fitting pretty nicely in what's going on in the present time. And I figured that if you're some 70+ chapters deep into this series then you're probably invested in the whole thing already so now it's the time lmao

anyway just letting you guys know because idk. I hope her backstory will be entertaining (once we get there)? haha

anyway anyway, let me go back to editing the next chapter (not the Yura's backstory one) cause Things are about to Happen (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

[misc-obeyme]

the baby fever is so real...help I need a child from Barb rn. a tiny bapy. black n teal hair, tiny tail... hsjsjsksks I am not coping help

BTW HOW YA'LL DON'T EAT THE FAT??? It's the most delicious part of the meat😭😭😭 oh wait that means more fat for me ʘ‿ʘ

Well okay, while I can't say I've ever had baby fever, I do think Barbatos would be an amazing dad. I mean he's practically a dad to three characters already. And I just realized that he has one from each world, so he's like the Ultimate Dad. LOL!

Anyway, I kinda feel like if I talk about it too much that might make the baby fever stuff worse? I like kids fine, but I don't want my own. I like being able to give them back.

BUT LISTEN Barb babies would be really really cute.

YO I dunno, I just figured you were supposed to cut the fat off?? Like that's what my family has always done and as a child I simply emulated them??? Like I was under the impression that it was not good to eat it???? But I have no idea where that came from or if it's even true lol.

But to be fair, I'm thinking of like... steak and pork chops and larger pieces of meat like that. Which I don't eat very often. I don't know what happened, my whole family loves steak, but it just isn't my favorite? I like it fine, but I'm not going to go out of my way to get it and I never cook it for myself.

Anyway, in the case of Barbatos, I think he would be fine with all such preferences! Eat the fat, don't eat the fat, he's going to be fine with it either way. I can see him cooking things in certain ways just to accommodate your preferences...

[glatisant-questing]

Shinpachi's Short Story from the Manyo no Shou Limited Edition Booklet

Shinpachi is cute!!! I love the detail about how the other soldiers from the 2nd division would like to help him when they see him doing the cleaning.

As usual, there's no spoiler alert since the story can be read before or after playing the game/the FD and has little to do with the major plot.

This SS was written by 長野 和泉

“Wow, I’m good! I’m good! Thank you for the meal, Chizuru-chan. Today’s breakfast is delicious as always!” 

I said, stretching my limbs and lying down on the floor. The time after eating to one’s heart’s content is truly what they call “a moment of bliss”. 

“Thank you for your kind words, Nagakura-san. I will take care of the dishes, so please have some rest.” Chizuru-chan said. 

“Okay, thanks! It’s my day off today, so maybe I’ll take a nap or something…” 

I said, trying to get up. That’s when it happened. 

“Hey Shinpachi, come here.” 

Suddenly, Sano grabbed me by the collar. 

“What? What do you want? Hey, don’t pull so hard, ouch–” 

I was dragged out of the hall by Sano. When we got to the corridor, Sano pushed me against the wall and said. 

“…You didn’t notice anything, did you?” He asked. 

“Huh? Notice what?|ʘ‿ʘ)╯” I asked.

“It’s Chizuru’s complexion. She looked unwell, didn’t she? How can you ask her to do chores like that?” He said. 

“Now that you mention it, she did seem a bit less energetic than usual…” I said. 

“If you noticed it, then you should have cleaned up the dishes yourself. You have nothing to do today, right? So take over her chores for her. Got it?” 

He said, and then went back to the hall. 

“What do you mean by nothing to do? Sure, I don’t have any errands, but…” I said. I was annoyed because I didn’t notice Chizuru’s situation until Sano pointed it out, but I did feel worried about her too. 

With that in mind, I decided to go back to the hall. 

“Oh, Nagakura-san. Did you finish talking with Harada-san?” Chizuru-chan greeted me as I came back. 

“Hm? Yeah, sort of. Listen, I’ll take care of the dishes, so you can go back to your room and rest.” I said. 

“Eh? But, cleaning up is my job…” She said. 

“It’s fine, it’s fine. Just leave it to me.” I said, and started cleaning up the dishes. But– 

“Oops–!” 

Trying to carry too many dishes at once was a bad idea. I dropped them all on the floor with a loud clash. 

“Are you okay, Nagakura-san?!” She asked. 

“O-oh, yeah, I’m fine…” I said. 

“I knew it, so please let me handle it! Please go back to your room and have some rest.” She said. 

“But…” I felt bad letting her do it after what Sano told me. 

“Alright then, then I’ll wash the dishes! I’ll be done in a flash, so wait for me!” I said, and snatched the dishes from her hands. 

Then I headed to the well. 

“I’m sorry. I wanted to help you out, but instead I made things worse.” 

After that, I tried to wash the dishes, but she took them away from me again, saying “just let me handle this”. 

“Don’t worry about it. I know very well that you intend to help me.” She said, deftly cleaning up the bowls one by one. 

“But are you really okay? Sano told me earlier that you looked pale…” I asked. 

Then she looked away from me shyly. 

“I’m fine. It’s not that I’m sick or anything. It’s just that I didn’t have enough sleep last night.” She said. 

“Not enough sleep?” I asked. 

“Yes. I was reading a book on medicine that I borrowed from Matsumoto-sensei and before I knew it, it was morning.” She said.

“A book on medicine, huh? Chizuru-chan, you’re very studious.” 

I said, impressed by her determination to learn more about medicine, even though she already has a lot of knowledge that has helped many of our comrades. 

At the same time, I felt that I need to do something for her. 

“Alright, I’ve decided! Chizuru-chan, do you have other chores to do later? I’ll do them for you.” I said. 

“Eh, no, that’s–too much!” She said.

 “It’s fine, it’s fine. You can just have a rest. Or you don’t trust me?” I said. 

“That’s not the case, it’s just that I feel bad to let others do what I should do…” She said, looking downcast. 

But I insisted, “Come on, let me handle it for you. You are always taking care of me. It is a big brother’s duty to look after his little sister, right?” I said. 

She hesitated for a while. But then she smiled like a tiny flower in bloom. 

“…Alright. Then I’ll accept your kindness.” She said. 

“Yeah! Today I’ll do all the troublesome chores for you, so just relax.” I said. 

“Okay, I get it.” She said. 

Just hearing her answer lifted all the heaviness from my heart.

 (Chizuru-chan’s an incredible girl. She makes me feel like I want to do anything just to make her smile.) 

(For now, I will go and do the things she usually does…)

 I made sure she went into her room before I started moving. 

“First, I’ll do the cleaning.” I said, beginning to wipe the floor of the hall and the long corridor with a cloth. 

The other off-duty soldiers from the second unit offered to help me when they saw me doing the cleaning, but since I told Chizuru-chan to leave the chores all to me, I couldn’t let them do it.

I turned down their offers and continued with the cleaning. 

Then I heard a familiar voice. 

“Hey Shinpachi-san. Why are you cleaning? Aren’t you off-duty today?” 

At Heisuke’s words, I stopped from my labor.

“Yeah, I’m off-duty. That’s why I wanted to do some cleaning—I mean, I just feel like doing the cleaning today!” I decided not to involve Chizuru-chan since I did not want to disturb her while she was resting, and I chose my words carefully. 

“Oh, really? That’s rare. So…do you know where Chizuru is?” He asked. 

“N-no…why do you ask?” I asked. 

“She said she was going to do the laundry today since the weather is nice. I wonder what I should do…” He said. 

“Well…maybe you can leave the dirty laundry in the courtyard?” I suggested. 

“Oh, right. Then I’ll go get the clothes and stuff!” 

He said so and left. 

As I watched him leaving… 

(What? After cleaning up the floor, I am supposed to sweep the temple grounds…and then do the laundry too? Chizuru-chan, are you doing all of these things everyday…truly amazing…) 

I had no choice but to do the laundry too. I sighed and thought to myself.

That day. Under a sky that was clear and blue. 

When Nagakura started doing the laundry, Chizuru woke up from her nap and helped him. The two of them washed the clothes together happily.

(The end)

[honeybeewhereartthee]

Roses for you.

Aira Shiratori | Medium Pink + Light Pink Roses + ???

MC: happy white day/valentine! I give you this flower!

Aira: WAHHH! THANK YOU!!

MC: look at the bouquet more~

Aira then proceed to lool and saw Hiyori merchandise!?

Aira: OMG? ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ THANK YOU! HOW L-O-V-E-L-Y! LOVE YOU MC!

Tatsumi Kazehaya | Green + Note

MC: since i am very nice today! I will give you this!

Tatsumi: oh my. Your only going to be nice today? Why do you seems to say--

MC: blah, blah. Excuse me father. I have prepared myself to do this. I am willing to let you drive me to my workplace/school

Tatsumi: (・o・)

Tatsumi: oh my. Then I hope you won't regret it. (✿^‿^)

MC:...

MC: can I change my mind. (• ▽ •;)

Tatsumi: no. (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Hiiro Amagi || white + Cream + Red + Blue

Hiiro: are you ok?

MC:... Holy... I'm seeing double... (＠_＠;) I- I only have enough for one hiiro.

Hiiro: enough for what MC?

MC: sowwy I just experience hell on earth and have not eaten anything yet.

Hiiro: oh! You come here with tatsu-senpai driving you here? (ӦｖӦ｡)

MC:...

MC: how did you know..

Hiiro: because that's the only thing I can describe that could happen to you unless ya live in my village!

MC:...

MC: I wanna ask about such topic you just speak about but I don't want to learn for my mental state. Here you go.

MC give the roses to Hiiro.

Hiiro: I see! I guess story time is for next time! Ahaha. Thank you!

HiMERU || Green + Purple + burgundy + Blue

MC: Green because 1.) tatsumi hair color--

you get glared at by HiMERU

MC: also because it's mean good news and new Beginning!

MC: purple because of Tatsumi eyes

HiMERU: HiMERU want to block you from appearing in front of my sight with your stupid jokes.

MC, ignored his words: also because your passionate being among us character and your infatuation ya have with the world "tatsumi Kazehaya" "tatsumi Kazehaya" like ya doing asmr by Tatsumi name. I would buy ya CD if ya do make one.

HiMERU have walk away fr hearing you speak of another tatsumi from your mouth.

MC, run to catch up to him : burgundy! Because your a devoted big brother! Your so nice even if blue! Your full of mystery! I hope I will know your real name one day n merumeru! ♡(> ਊ <)♡

HiMERU:...

Lean in to your ears, to whisper such seggsy words.

HiMERU:.... Maybe one day. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ I will tell you.

Then he left you speechless.

MC:..

MC: shit I think I just have a nosebleed.

Rinne Amagi || Green (?) + Red (?) + Blue(?)

You been corned by Rinne Amagi.

MC:...

Rinne:...

MC: what?

Rinne: where's my roses?? (*´ω｀*) Come give me the roses!

MC: hell no.

Rinne: (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) your not getting anywhere without giving me my roses.

MC, backs away:... Why are you being sussy--

Rinne, takes a step closer each step back ya made.

MC: ...

MC, runs away: NO ROSES FOR YOU!

Rinne, follows with his long legs: LIES!

MC and rinne chase on another before

Rinne: give me my roses?!

MC: FINE! HERE YOU GO ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉﾞ

MC quickly leaves before giving a head pat to Rinne: thank you for being an idol! Bye bye!

Rinne: (//▽//)

Rinne look at the roses and discovered they are all money, it's a bouquet of money. Except one red rose.

Rinne: geez... (￣ε￣＠) you could say ya love me. Hmmp.

Niki Shiina || Salmon (?) Orange (?) peach (?) Cream (?)

MC: ehehe! Niki, happy Valentines/white day!

Gives Niki the bouquet carefully.

Niki: wOahh... IS THAT SALMON IN ROSE PLATING, WITH ORANGE CREAMY CHEESE CAKE WITH PEACH? ◉‿◉ʘ‿ʘ(✷‿✷)

MC:...

MC: damn... Your nose is too OP.

Niki: eheh! Thank you very much, don't worry! I'll make you some too!

MC:... Ya know what salmon mean...?

Niki:hmm? You mean fish?

MC:... Nothing.

Kohaku Oukawa || variety of colors and flavor of Candy roses.

MC: happy Valentines, I present to you, candy roses.

Kohaku: (￢_￢)

MC:... (◕દ◕)?

Kohaku:... (￢ ￢)

MC: bruh, speak up!

Kohaku: I want japanese sweets. (´ε｀ )

MC: geez. Let's go in a date then.

Kohaku: gasp.

Kohaku: fine. (//▽//)

Madara Mikejima

MC: I don't know what to give you.

Madara: let mama take care of you then?

MC: ehh... Oh! I give you this chocolate or not chocolate gun!

Madara:... Why am I the only one getting the none rose?

MC: because your the rose of My life

When you come it's like spring to me.

Madara:...

Madara: my child is too smooth! ♡(> ਊ <)♡

MC: I have very talented mama after all. ෆ╹ .̮ ╹ෆ

Mayoi Ayase || a whole truck of Red + Purple + salmon + burgundy

MC: happy Valentines/white day!

Rains the roses to Mayoi.

Mayoi; M-MC...?! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

MC: I love you! I desire you! I very passionate about you! I might get cancelled if I explained more in public!

Mayoi: i--...

MC: (´ε｀ )

Mayoi: (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) ♡

MC have dies but with a smile.

Mayoi: MC?!

Eichi Tenshouin || very dark purple, it's not black!!!

MC: happy Valentines (ㆁωㆁ)

Eichi:.... I'm not dead yet, why are you giving me black roses. (・∀・)

MC: no it's purple. It's just too dark. (´ε｀ )

Eichi: yes, thats what's classified as black roses. ( ╹▽╹ )

MC: it aren't!

Eichi: if it's Purple did it mean your passionate and have infatuation toward me?

MC: I mean your beautiful. Like an angel. That literally fall from heaven. Which is Lucifer. But your still nice..

I think..

Eichi: oh my... You could not say nice words without adding such fine insult?

MC:... Your pretty. And I hope you still passionate and infatuation toward being alive if that's even a word.

Eichi:...

Eichi: thank you mc. (っ˘з(°o° )

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Kaname Toujou || ???

MC puts roses on the vise.

MC: happy Valentines/white day, I hope you'll wake up soon... Kaname.

[imagine-knb]

Halloween ask of Nigou staring at nothing and absolutely scaring the shit out of Seirin please 🙏

Glad to have you back!

Question to my readers, have you ever experienced something supernatural or otherworldly that you couldn't explain? I have. Let's talk about that! (ʘ‿ʘ✿) Admin Neon

It had been raining all day, the sky overcast with dark clouds that looked heavy with precipitation. Riko had been forced to turn on all the gymnasium lights, the sky outside providing no natural light due to the less than desired weather. It made for a gloomy atmosphere that had the entire team on edge from the beginning of practice all the way until the final whistle. Even now, as they cleaned up after themselves and tidied up the gymnasium, there was a tension in the air that couldn't seem to dissipate.

"Come on, first years!" Hyuuga called out, a hand cupped around his mouth so his voice would carry. "Get a move on with putting that equipment away so we can all get out of here."

Across the gymnasium, Fukuda, Kawahara, and Furihata were rolling along a cart full of basketballs, their destination the supply closet. With quiet grumbles and dragging feet, they hauled the cart over to the single door that held all their supplies.

Or, at least, they would have if not for Kagami standing in their path, blocking their way.

"Hey man, you're kinda in the way," Fukuda deadpanned, nudging Kagami with the other end of the cart.

When the taller male still refused to move, his back facing toward his peers, Furihata leaned forward to get a better look at the team's ace. He looked pale, as if he had seen a ghost, and a single shaking finger was pointed in the direction of the door. When Furihata's eyes followed Kagami's direction, he saw Nigou sitting at the entrance of the supply closet, his nose up and his eyes locked on something inside.

"Aw, it's just Nigou," Furihata commented with a short laugh, patting Kagami's back. "You're seriously still scared of him?"

The sound of a keening whine coming from the small dog caught all their attentions and the boys moved their gazes back onto the small animal. He was fidgeting, paws lifting from the ground only to press back down, and his ears were flat against his head. His tail, normally on a never ending cycle of wagging, was flat against the ground. They were sure that if the dog were standing, his tail would be between his legs.

"What's the hold up, guys? You know how Hyuuga gets when you guys take too long." Izuki was shaking his head as he came up behind the group of first years. When he noticed them all hesitating, he glanced around to look at the supply closet door. "What's Nigou doing?"

"I don't know," Kawahara responded. He had moved to stand behind Kagami, using the taller male as a shield. "Looks like he's staring at something."

"Or someone," Fukuda added ominously.

"Don't say stuff like that!" Furihata cried, shivering at the thought of Nigou looking at something unseen.

The boys hadn't noticed Kiyoshi walking up as they stared at the small dog. Having heard the tail end of the conversation, the Iron Heart could only chuckle as he added in his two cents. "You know, my grandparents used to say that animals were sensitive to other worldly things." He looked down at Nigou, crouching slightly as he talked to the dog. "How 'bout it, Nigou? You seeing something we don't?"

When Kiyoshi's only response was a low, warning growl coming from Nigou, the dog's eyes still fixated on the open supply room, all the boys felt a sudden chill run down their spines. The air was filled with silence as they wrenched their eyes toward the open door, the room inside pitch black. Above them, the slow pitter patter of rain began to bounce of the gymnasium roof.

"Nope, fuck this, I watch movies. I know what happens next." Kagami dropped the broom he'd been carrying onto the floor with a clatter, turning on his heel and speed walking away from the area.

"Kagami, you need to put that away," Hyuuga scolded from across the gym.

"You do it!"

It devolved into an argument from there with Kagami trying to push his way through his upperclassmen to get to the gymnasium exit. Meanwhile, Hyuuga tried to keep him inside, warning that there would be punishment if the first year didn't finish with his cleanup. While that commotion happened, the remaining boys in front of the supply closet tried to rationalize what was happening.

"It's probably just a rat or something," Furihata tried to reason. With a strained smile, he knelt next to Nigou and held out his hands. "Come on boy, let's go look for Kuroko so we can all go home, yeah?"

Crash!

The lightning that had struck overhead was loud and nearby, blinding them with the sudden flash. The lights above flickered once. Twice. Three times before settling on off, casting the entire gymnasium in darkness. Everyone felt their hearts stop for a second while their eyes worked double time to adjust to the sudden inky black. It was silent.

Until it wasn't.

"Nigou..." A ghastly voice called out from inside the supply closet, the syllables dragging like they were slurred. The dog whined before yipping once.

A sudden flicker of light from within the supply closet caught the entire team's attention. The only light source was easy to spot, but what was even easier to notice was the pale figure standing over the illumination. The boys screamed.

And then Furihata got a better look. "K-Kuroko?! What are you doing?!"

"Putting away the supplies," the blue haired shadow replied, tone flat as he held up the mop he'd been using earlier with one hand and his cellphone with the other. He set it against a shelf before stepping out of the small space, using the flashlight on his phone to guide the way. Nigou immediately hopped up into his arms, comforted by his presence.

Fukuda let out a heavy sigh. "See guys, it was just Kuroko that Nigou was staring at," he muttered, though the slight quiver in his voice betrayed the fear he'd actually felt.

As Kuroko left the supply closet, Fukuda went back to pushing the cart inside. Behind him, Kawahara picked up the broom Kagami had abandoned and set it next to the mop. Despite convincing himself that they'd all imagined the spooky aura radiating from the supply closet, Kawahara still felt an uncomfortable tingle against his neck as he turned to leave.

"Nice timing waiting for the power to cut to scare us," Kawahara commented as he fell into step beside Kuroko. "That totally didn't sound like you at first when you called out for Nigou. How'd you do that?"

Kuroko furrowed his brows, fixing Kawahara with a concerned stare. "I didn't call for Nigou..."

[chxna-cheeseycake]

One time I got very silly with it and made whole Mystreet X Mandela Catalogue AU because it's virtually impossible for me to be into two fandoms at the same time without making a crossover AU at some point. It's actually been a second since I've paid attention to Mandela Catalogue and I def have to catch up on the new uploads but whateves I'm thinking about this AU rn anyways.

The AU is just pretty much the real Dante dying at like 4 years old in an accident and then getting replaced by an alternate. Gene is the only one in his family that remembers the real Dante dying because their mom Maria lowkey went through so much trauma by Alt! Dante that she can no longer remember that her youngest son is dead whoopsies 😙 But anyways, Gene doesn't say anything about it because he was also a child at the time and truly didn't understand what happened. Other than that, I lowkey made the AU a bit more silly as Gene just chills with his eldritch abomination of a younger brother like it's just a normal ass occurrence 💀 Their usual dynamic is literally just this:

Gene: Dammit, why isn't Zenix texting me back?

Dante: Beat him up within an inch of his life. Let him face true fear and suffering so he knows not to mess with you any longer ʘ‿ʘ

Gene: I can't do that, dude! He still owes me twenty bucks.

Lowkey the roles are slightly reversed but it's more notable when they're adults. At that point, Gene is definitely the one that has to prevent Dante from committing crimes on the daily. But trying to prevent your eldritch horror brother from wiping out humanity can be pretty grueling work at times. Dante has a soft spot for Gene (obviously) so Gene is pretty much the only one safe from Dante's silly (and HIGHLY deadly) alternate behavior <3 Alternate Overlord Gabriel does not like this though and tries to force Dante to get rid of Gene too. But Dante pretty much begs Gabriel to let him keep Gene, pretty much treating Gene like he's a stray dog or something. And eventually Gabriel gives in not because he actually wants to or anything but because he's tired of Dante's shit and just wants Dante to stop talking to him already 💀

Also Dante very clearly does not act like a normal human but Gene will always act as if Dante isn't doing the weirdest shit of all time. Not because Gene is genuinely oblivious to Dante's alternate nature but because he thinks it's funny to just pretend Dante isn't doing weird crap and enjoys watching people flip out over it. Gene even does this shit with Zenix and Sasha and it pisses the two of them off so much, especially Zenix who is secretly very creeped out but will deny that to anyone who asks. Dante and Gene just get really goofy with it in this AU despite the fact that it's based on the Mandela Catalogue because dammit I need to have some silliness with this brother duo. It can't always be angsty as shit even if angst is my favorite thing to write about lol.

[impossible-possible]

'ʘ‿ʘ'

(Kim)

Send a 'ʘ‿ʘ' if your muse finds my muse attractive.

“Me? Really? Aww, thank you!” What else could be said here? Kim chuckled, both delighted and a little embarrassed. “I won’t lie, you’re cute too. But, I mean... Looks aren’t everything. And I know you and I are into different things.”

“Not that that’s a bad thing. But I feel a bit lost when it comes to... computers and stuff.” Computers and stuff. Oh, Kim... At least she was being honest about it. “But they’re very useful, and they’re cool, too.”

One thing she secretly admired about Tyson was his interest in gadgets - and technology in general. It proved a bit of a challenge for Kim, especially when it came to understanding how all those little and big machines worked. And having someone who could help her fix something when it didn’t work as it should... well, simply said, they gained her admiration. In this case, it had happened with Tyson.

@glitchexmachina

[yournightowl]

Your Nightowl #027

i’ve noticed that the discussion around HK has splintered into three distinct groups.

The first group is the Detectives ಠ_ರೃ- the true crimers, the inquisitive types, the ones looking for a good mystery above all else, even to the point that they’ll ignore the plain answer just to keep the thread spinning a little while longer. It should go without saying that this group is the biggest and the easiest to empathize with. You might need to learn to excuse a little bit of insensitivity here or there, but you can hold real conversations with them and get real responses. i do, however, think that there’s more bleedover between them and the next group than most people would like to admit.

Said group (the loudest group) would be the Theorists. The ones convinced that all of HK’s targets were actually androids, or the incognito operators of cell corporations, or just plain old lizard people. ヽ(͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕)ﾉ Sure. Why not?

 For a big portion of them, this is all just trolling. That’s obnoxious, but whatever- Everyone’s done it, here or there. If you get recognized, you were just being ironic. If you get cornered, it's their fault for taking you seriously. ¯\_( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ We all know the drill by this point.

Well maybe we don’t all know the drill. Every other day I see people in the media monologuing about how taken aback they are by the swell of conspiracy theories surrounding HK- Like they expected us to have left such childish things behind in the 20th century.

We didn’t. From what i’ve seen with my own eyes, out there in the real world, and back here on the oldnet, it’s only gotten worse. We’re still children.

Which isn’t necessarily a grim thought. I mean, if this is what humanity looks like when we’re fully formed, crystallized, and paying our taxes without our parent’s help? We’re screwed.

One last thing about the conspiracy theorists- their the only ones making money off of this tragedy. It’s not much, of course- Just whatever small profit they can eke out by spending all day on socials, parroting each other's talking points in an accelerating feedback loop that spirals directly to their store page, where you can buy coffee mugs that show how you think the state has secret death camps.

But its still dirty money if you ask me.

Which brings me to the last group: the nutjobs. ( °□°) ︵ ┻━┻

Maybe that’s too harsh. The Crazies?

Freaks is too sharp on the tongue.

But this is the written word, so maybe it’s forgivable.

Whatever you want to call them, they all sound similar.

“Dear hk, please unalive my boss”

“/srs hk should merc my stepdad”

“I want hk to shoot me before i start my next shift and im not even joking at this point”

Obviously, most of these are just people venting, which will always be ugly to see, and hard to read. It’s still in poor taste, but it’s definitely better for them to type it out into the void than to walk around with thoughts like that festering in the back of their mind. “ψ (｀∇´) ψ

But they aren’t all just people venting. Some amount of them aren’t being ironic. Some amount of them like what HK’s doing. They like seeing wrenches thrown in the works, even if the wrenches happen to be innocent people with bullets where their aorta’s used to be. And while this third group is definitely the smallest, it’s also the most naturally private.

I’m not worried that they’re some kind of silent majority or anything, it’s just

They’re silent.

So there could be a shitload of them out there, and even they wouldn’t know it. There could be thousands of HK fanboys out there waiting for a leader to step forward.

Step forward and funnel their frustration into coffee mugs, ʘ‿ʘ hopefully.

Cause otherwise, they might get tired of waiting for a leader.

And they just might get started without one.

To avoid ending on a grim note again, i’d like to instead insert here, in no particular order, my favorite theories about HK is, taken from the most disliked posts on the biggest conspiracy forum i could find.

-hk is an AI possessing random individuals through their Mods

-hk is an assassin working for the Elites to eliminate people found to have high genetic predisposition to resisting authority figures

-hk is a team of State Operatives culling the illegitimate children of powerful CEOs in order to keep them in check (how would this work?)

-hk is an angel of death but not like a grim reaper the beautiful kind biblically accurate

-hk is my cleaning guy who is secretly a robot (that was the entire thread)

International blogger of mystery,

Your nightowl

[krysmcscience]

How did you know that Mal would absolutely fuck the Fleship if it could get away with fucking the Fleship? XD

Speaking of which, Crinkle has decreed that Flayer and Shrike call the Fleship "Lumpy", which is. Upsetting, but also par for the course with this series, so...guess that's the Fleship's actual name now! Yaaaaaay ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I love how unconcerned Flayer is about the fact that her offspring-ship is actively being boinked while she's on it. And Shrike just, having a good time as always, despite the ship getting fucked and Olive having an active mental breakdown in the background... ʘ‿ʘ;

Also here is Mal (short for Amalgamation) in their full uninked and uncolored glory:

Isn't it just...

(gestures vaguely)

...something???

Also have this sketchy scribbly comic of their younger days (before they ate bits off of literal demigods and one Actual God), in a better and kinder timeline where Yellow/Everett was saved from his terrible fate in the vents of the Skeld by my dumb little menace OC, Ghost, much to the relief of Blue/James. And then Ghost invited himself into their relationship. XD

(Full-size here, cuz I already know tumblr's gonna fuck up the quality.)

I will finish this comic eventually, and most likely do a proper series of family photos, as I did with the Video Bois and Shio~ OuO Either way, this is what happens when Red and Green accidentally make a baby and force Brown to foist it off on someone else so that Red doesn't eat it out of pure rage. It's unclear why Brown thought it was a good idea to give an impostor baby to Ghost, James, and Everett, specifically, considering all the nonsense that unfolds around them, but...it might have something to do with the fact that he didn't expect Red and Green's kid to eventually wind up becoming an eldritch horror under the tender care of those three goofballs. :)

@krysmcscience @crinklytinfoil

Well you know what

Problem solved

Also go check my other drawing that I posted in a repost of iebee, I think that my jokes are hilarious okay

[deus-ex-mona]

ken, r u n

[extralively]

All hail, Yura 🙌👏👏👏 ALL HAIL, YOU

Can Gege just step aside and just let YOU reboot the series from now on? 👉👈 or if not reboot, at least give you the license to do an official alternate timeline where SatoYura is center stage 😍

The way I chucked my phone across the bed when Yura achieved her miracle... I-- 😭😭 You did it, Yura.. YOU DID IT.

And Satoru 😭💔 Lovely Satoru.. he's so in love with her and he doesn't even know it.

And and and... the breakdown scene

It was beautiful and heart-wrenching and to see and feel so much tenderness and love oozing out of Satoru as he held her and desperately wished he could do something, anything to alleviate that burden from her and soothe her is just so 🥹😭😭.. i'm honestly at a loss for words.

(You weren't kidding about that hospital scene you referenced some time ago 🥹)

Chapter 10 really had me despairing about how it's only going to get worse, and then the end of the chapter came around and now I'm just grinning and squealing like an insane person 😁

LAWRD HELP... THAT WAS THE BEST TWIST EVER 😭 Tsumiki deserves this OMG 😭😭

All the other fics I've read just let Tsumiki be cursed. You're one of the precious few who saved her and I love all of you 😫😭

Can't wait to see more of what Yura can do 🔥

me @ gege: your story is great, but for my own mental health i'm gonna fix it now thank

no, but srsly thank you <33 I'm in way too deep with this story now so I'm glad to see I dragged other people down with me bwahahaha

this chapter was a roller coaster of emotions!! it was so hard to write but it seems to have paid off hehe. Satoru really is hopelessly in love but doesn't realize it, like sir your heart is breaking right now why do u think that is

(That hug scene really was a major inspiration for that one part in this chapter! I knew I wanted to add something like that in, just had to figure out how to get there lmao)

...I may have misled you guys with thinking this chapter was just more angst (ʘ‿ʘ✿) but unlike Gege, I can only handle so much sadness and despair so I knew I had to put a stop to it soon! but also the big battle from JJK0 is also coming up, so there's more angst in the horizon...

and about Tsumiki: she's a bit of a non-character in canon, isn't she? we don't really get to know her that well, but we do know that she's important to Megumi, so it was always sad to read fics that just kind of toss her aside, like when the characters basically adopt Megumi but completely forget about her.

I do have to admit that happened to me at the beginning, like when I was writing the flashforward chapters, I was gonna have Tsumiki still be in a coma until much later and then I started actually writing Tsumiki into the story and I was like D: wait a minute, Yura wouldn't be all happy and fine if Tsumiki was still in a coma!! So I adjusted some plans and there we go that's what we got (◡‿◡✿)

Anyway, thank you again, and now on to the next chapter! ...at some point, I still need to start editing it lmao

[charaofthedead]

Stella: *poofs into air and plops on floor* OOF….. Whaaaaat just happened….

(VOLUME WARNING AND FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING)

not really tho

(FLOWEY GAMING )

( ok so thank you foos for 31 followers wowza I have more here than i do on my personal blog where ya know the place I post good art ʘ‿ʘ but fr it means also I know the animation is rough ¬‿¬ I only have like the pro ver of clip studio for the moment well till at least till next month hopefully then I SHALL ANIMATE MORE and have more frames to work with n stuff without me stressing on the frames also we getting close to some really cute type shit BUT ONLY IF YOU ASK THE RGHT QUESTIONS LIKE I DUUNO 'HEY FRISK THE COOL + AWESOME WHAT'S WRONG WITH YA ?' WE MIGHT I DUNNO GET SOME CUTE STUFF deep inhale AND YES I KNOW I FORGOT THE STRIPE ON FRISKS SHIRT I AM SORRY ok cool))

[dragonowl]

Owl: Tada! We’re not dead!

Dragon: It’s felt like it sometimes though!

Owl: We’ve survived, though there may have been some death in the process. But, no matter! No need to worry about that for now. What’s important is that we’re back! Boom Baby!

Dragon: 

Owl: COme back dragon! Come back! Don't go into the depths of the internet! DO NOT LOOK INTO THE VOID

Dragon: bUT OOOH SHINY

Owl: We’re not done talking though! We still have so much to say! It been 2 Ye— 

Dragon: ssSHHHHH We’re not talking about that!

Owl: Yeah…(-｡-;

Dragon: Life happened. It happened a lot…

Owl: But! I have been writing! I’ve written so much! All over the place…

Dragon: It’s so hard because most of what is written takes place near the middle or end of the story, but we’ve finally got enough for here at the beginning to go on for a while!

Owl: So part 3 and 4 just need some editing, and I’m working on part 5 as well. But writing can also be an Ooooo shiny too…the things I have written…

Dragon: Oh the perils of being a writer!

Owl: Oh the perils of all the inspiring comebacks….

Dragon: ʘ‿ʘ They. Just. Keep. Coming.

Owl: And more groups just keep. Popping. UP.

Dragon: CAN THEY JUST STOP FOR TWO SECONDS PLEASE

Owl: The story is writing itself half the time. JUST NOT THE PARTS WE NEED NOW

Dragon: Like, Yes, we know everything that happens at this one point, BUT WE KEEP TRYING TO GET THERE AND ITS NOT HAPPENING WHY

Owl: Action and mystery and trauma are also so much easier to write than fluff that goes in the in between. Which is where I need to write. Don’t get me wrong! I love fluff. It’s just very hard to write when all this other stuff is happening. Stupid Red Force. Stupid…Ta—...spoilers (*^‿^*)

Dragon: Dear Tabbi. You can figure this out. I believe in you. You have all the pieces. I BEG OF YOU. YOU KNOW IT.

Owl:  (ノ-_-)ノ ミ ┴┴ 

Owl: If it were a snake it would have bitten you!!! Wait… anyways…

Dragon: Ahem. That message was for a dear friend. Moving on. Anyways… We’re back! 

Owl: Yep! And posts might be…sporadic… But I think we’ll be back on top of things. 

Dragon: Hopefully! But I think so too (✿◠‿◠)

Owl: The format will be a little different for part 2. For now, the rating will remain the same. But after this, expect the rating to go up. Specifically for violence. If you know Exo’s lore, you know where this could be going. 

Dragon: Things get intense

Owl: Like…really intense. Sorry, not sorry

Dragon: But our motto is: “By golly get them out of there and into therapy!”

Owl:  We may like our trauma, but we also love our healing and happy endings. So don’t worry! 

Dragon: You get a happy ending, you get a happy ending, you get—

Owl: Okay, not everyone is going to get a “happy” ending. That’s subjective. But you as the readers will! 

Dragon: If you care about a character, they’re going to have a satisfying resolution.

Owl: Agreed. And often times, happy ending and satisfying ending are not one in the same. Sometimes the main characters need to die…NOT HERE THOUGH I PROMISE

Dragon: DONT SAY THAT

Owl: I MEAN, I DONT THINK…wait…no. No. we’re good…right? RIGHT???

Dragon: *TACKLES OWL* STOP TALKING

Owl: IM SORRY! I CANT REMEMBER! IVE WRITTEN TOO MUCH!! IVE WATCHED TOO MANY MVS! I MEAN, MAIN CHARACTER IS RELATI— 

Dragon: *SHOVES OWL INTO A PILE OF BLANKETS* Please pay no attention to the owl behind the curtain! Everything is fine! 

Owl: *pops head out of blankets* there is no war in ba sing se ~(‘.’~)

Dragon: *pushes her head back in* Please! We swear it’ll be fine! 

Owl: *pops head back out* Gotta create some intrigue ♪～(￣、￣ )

Dragon: I mean… I guess so… But we were just saying for them not to worry!

Owl: There’s no need to worry. Promise. If you can’t wait, just go watch some mvs and you’ll see that everything is fine!

Dragon: Except that one mv… or that other one…

Owl: heh heh

Dragon: Welp. That blanket pile looks comfy. Time to say bye and squish an owl!

Owl: I don’t write anything they don’t give me! Fine! I’ll stop! SOMEONE HELP! OWLS ARE SMALLER THAN DRAGONS

Dragon: *SQUISH*

Owl: help…

Dragon: *purrs*

Owl: …okay…that’s all for now…enjoy this chapter…and as per usual. Feel free to comment, send in asks, request to be on the tag list, or join our discord. We don’t bite…or, owls don’t… (“¬_¬)

Dragon: *purrs louder* (─‿‿─) ♡

Owl: eep! 

Thank you to our amazing editor! @chaysingthesun !

Special mention: @feralleprechaun

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Light Through a Broken Lens

The Sky That Doesn't End: Part 2

Masterlist

Genre: EXO AU, Romance, Mystery

Rated: PG

Pairing: Byun Baekhyun x Lara (OC)

Summery: Exo has scattered. Now in hiding after the Red Force closed in on them and Luhan went missing. Baekhyun finds himself in a small town while he waits until they can reunite again. Guarded after everything that has taken place, he’s not looking for friendship, or anything else, until a light shines through, even as the darkness closes around them.

Next (coming soon), AO3

Chapter 1: Depth of Field

The sun warmed Baekhyun’s skin against the cold breeze that weaved through the tall grass. It was turning golden, creating the perfect lighting for him to catch through his lens. The puttering of an old truck broke the stillness as it made its way on the road behind him, but he kept his focus on the camera. He was so focused that he didn’t notice the puttering had stopped. 

“You okay?” 

He jumped with a yelp at the sudden voice and spun around to find that the truck had come to a stop and its driver was addressing him. The light of the setting sun was blocking his view of the woman’s features, but he could tell she was young by her voice. 

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. Do you need help?” she asked with a giggle that tinkled like soft bells. 

“I’m okay,” he responded, the Russian still awkward in his mouth. “Just catching some photos before the sun goes down.”

“Would you like a ride back to town?” she asked. “It’s quite a walk.”

“I’m going to be taking photos for a while, but thank you,” Baekhyun said and started to turn back to the scene he was capturing. 

“I don’t mind waiting,” the woman said. “I’d hate to leave someone alone on these roads after dark. They’re not the safest.”

“It could be a while,” he said, turning back to her again. 

“My evening is free.”

“Well…” he thought for a second. Walking back in the dark was not the most ideal situation. “Okay,” he finally conceded. “I’ll buy you dinner as a thank you.”

“I’d never refuse a free meal,” she said with a chuckle. 

He smiled at her honest response and then turned back to the scenery that was quickly changing with the sun’s descent. Faster than he anticipated, the sun was gone and he rushed to pack his gear in the lack of light, then made his way carefully through the tall grass to the road where the truck still waited. 

The young woman was now hidden in the heavy shadows of twilight, but she noticed him coming before he had even left the brush. 

“All done?” she asked, leaning across the truck to open his door from inside. 

“Yep,” he responded as he finally made it to the asphalt. “Where can I put my gear?”

“There isn't much room in the cabin, unfortunately, but you can get in here what will fit and place the rest in the bed if you’re okay with that.”

“Better than lugging it back to town on foot,” he said. He placed his camera bag on the floor then took his tripod to the back and placed it in the truck bed as securely as possible. When he climbed into the front she started the vehicle and then held her hand out to him. 

“My name’s Lara,” she said and he took her hand. 

���Baekhyun,” he said after a second of hesitation. 

“Korean?” she asked with surprise, her grip tightening as she pulled him closer.

He nodded, trying to pull back.

“Oh, sorry,” she said, letting go and switching to Korean. “I got excited. There aren’t really many Koreans in the surrounding towns. 

The language change surprised him and he noted the lack of accent. “Are you Korean as well?”

“On my mom’s side,” she said, then put the truck in gear and started driving. “Spoke both Korean and Russian growing up, so I’m fluent in both. Your Russian is pretty good, but I can tell it’s not a natural language for you. How long have you lived here? Must be fairly new if I hadn’t heard about you yet. Word about newcomers travels pretty fast around here.”

“I haven’t been around long,” he said, adjusting in his seat as he tried to come up with answers. “I travel a lot and liked some of the scenery in the area so I thought I’d stick around for a bit.”

“Do you work for a magazine, or…?”

“Just freelance,” he responded when she trailed off. “I’ll send shots to magazine companies sometimes and find random requests online to fulfill. I’d like to set up a studio someday though if I can ever settle down.”

“Wanderlust?”

“Something like that. Nowhere really feels like home.” He shifted again and coughed. “What about you?”

“I can’t really seem to escape the small-town life,” she said with a shrug. “Moved away from home, but only made it a few towns over. I didn’t really have any grand plans, just wanted to see how I would do on my own.”

“Sounds grand to me,” Baekhyun said with a smile. “Where do you work?”

“The little bakery on the east end at the corner. I was just coming back from a delivery to the next town over.”

“I’ve been meaning to go in there. What do you recommend?”

“We’ve got some pretty good muffins,” she said. “But they’re my specialty so I might be biased.”

“I happen to really like muffins,” he said. “I’ll have to give them a try.”

They continued to chat casually as they bounced down the road. Stars became more and more visible as the light continued to fade in the horizon and the homesickness that Baekhyun had been struggling with lightened slightly at the familiar language and constant chatter.

Next (coming soon)

[whorefordazai]

Can I request Dazai, Chuuya, Atushi, and Ranpo reacting to you telling them that you shifted dimensions to their dimension.

telling them you shifted into their dimension

ft. dazai | chuuya | atsushi | ranpo x gn! reader

genre: fluff, comedy

warnings: none

Dazai

When he first saw you, he’d be a little curious😏

But he wouldn’t exactly know that you’re from another dimension. Somethings up, but what?

When you finally decide to tell him, it would take a few seconds of disbelief/silence for him to process it.

“Dazai, I’d like to say that I shifted dimensions to this dimension☺️”

“.....did you hit your head somewhere, darling? Should I get Yosano ◕‿◕?”

“I’m serious ^o^”

He wouldn’t show it, but he’ll believe you after a while of thinking to himself. I mean, something like “the book” exists so why not being able to shift dimensions?

He would ask you how to shift

“PLEASE teach me how to shift 😊🙏”

“Didn’t I say my dimension is a rotten piece of shit? Why do you think I’m here ◕ ◡ ◕?”

It would be the both of yours little secret����

He’s curious, so he’ll constantly ask you what things are like back where you actually “live.”

“You guys are fictional characters and everyone is in love with you🙂”

“That’s right. I expected nothing less ▰˘◡˘▰”

“They’re also in love with a 5’3 redhead with anger issues and an emotionally constipated emo boy •‿•”

“....wait—who could that be 🤔”

Wait till you tell him about soukoku😄

“WHAT? How could my fans betray me like that? Impossible. Why would I ever be in love(🤢)with that hatrack⁉️”

For your own safety, never mention chuuya ever again okay☺️?

Real talk, tell him everyone just wants to give him a hug and tell him to live 😕

He’ll be shocked, blush a little, and make a dash for it to run away🏃🏼‍♀️💨💨

What, did you actually think this mf knows how to express his emotions 🤣🤣? (cries)

Chuuya

He won’t ever believe you ಥ‿ಥ

“Chuuya...I’ve been meaning to tell you something...”

“Okay, spit it out ಠ_ಠ”

“...I’m from a different dimension.”

“...ᇂ_ᇂ”

“◕ ◡ ◕?”

“Did you hit your fucking head somewhere? Stop talking crazy shit, we have a mission.”

Just accept it, y/n. Stay quiet and accept your fate 🧍‍♂️🤚

He doesn’t have time to deal with even more crazier shit than he does on the daily. So just live your life without him acknowledging it.

But—in the case where he does find out—he’ll have a different reaction. More of a shocked “I don’t have time for this/why does shit like this always happen to me”

He’ll pinch the bridge of his nose and and grab both your shoulders and say “okay, I’ll pretend I didn’t hear this, okay? I heard nothing. Nothing at all.”

If you wanna die, definitely bring up dazai !

“Chuuuya~the fans back at home wanna know about you and Dazai 🌝”

“HUH? What about me and that mackerel🤨?”

Consider him half dead from shock and disgust when you say that people ship him and Dazai.

“No no no. I can’t do this. Not today. Not ever.”

*walks away after gracefully punching a wall* 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

“But c’mon chuuya, what about that one dead apple scene ◕3◕?”

“WHAT THE FUCK IS A DEAD APPLE??? And for your information, I was passed out so I have no recollection of it😐”

“But you looked like you were about to give him head🤔”

“FUCKING—this is just sexual harassment at this point😐”

Atsushi

Kinda like Chuuya, wouldn’t believe you at first. In fact, he’ll think you have a screw loose in your brain🧐

“Are—are you okay? Do you have fever?”

He wouldn’t be 100% sure of what’s going on (he never really does) but he’ll end up being like “okay, so now what ◕ ◡ ◕?”

Tell him that everyone back in your dimension just wants to hug him and tell him it’s alright and shower him with so much love.

He’ll start crying cuz of that 🥲

Tell him about shin soukoku and he’ll probably break :p

“HUH?? Absolutely not. Akutagawa is never on my mind. I’m never thinking about him. BOYFRIEND?? I’M NOT EVEN—“

It’s okay Atsushi 😙

Apart from that, I think he’d sometimes forget you were from a different dimension if you were acting normal.

I mean, he’s accepted at this point that he’s the one who attracts crazy weird shit so he’s not surprised anymore 🤷‍♀️

But he’d be even more curious as to what people are saying about him in your dimension.

“Atsushi, people want you to show them beast beneath the sheets ◕ ◡ ◕”

“...what is that ◕ ◡ ◕?”

Tell him what that is, then he’ll flip 😁

“NO—NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT! What’s happening? How did I end up having this conversation? Why is it always me😄?”

Ranpo

He would know. He would just know.

The moment you step into their dimension, Ranpo wouldn’t hesitate to call you out and be like “Y/n is from another dimension.” And then go back to eating his candy.

Everyone who heard him: ʘ‿ʘ?

In fear of him being right, they never brought it up again <3

Would casually ask you, “the next time you come here, bring candy back with you.”

“...uh sure ◕ ◡ ◕?”

He seems oddly calm🙂?

He’s always asking you if bus routes are easier back where you live or if there’s better candy flavors 🤔

Tell him about Ranpoe <3

“Poe? Well yeah, he’s a boy who is my friend. So I suppose that makes him my boyfriend. And no one else can have him, alright🤨?”

Suddenly gets all possessive of Poe from people who are from another dimension 🧐

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[aroacearsonist69]

Hiii <3 i won't ask you only one question, thats boring 👻

9,10,50

ʘ‿ʘ

Thank you for the ask :D

9. What made me realize I'm Aroace?

Well, I realized I'm ace first and it was on a walk outside with my asexual friend. He talked about his experience and I was like "Hold up, people actually feel sexual attraction???!!?? THAT EXISTS??" and then I tried on the label demiace to see if it fits me, but it didn't, since I thought I needed an emotional bond but it didn't change anything about the fact that I never felt sexual attraction lmao. So I had the asexual label for a very long time :D (Btw I also found the label aegosexual which I use alongside of identifying as ace)

Figuring out I'm aromantic took way longer tho

I remember also choosing the demiromantic label and having that one for way longer bc I couldn't grasp the concept of romantic attraction no matter what so I just stuck with "I bet I'll feel it once I have a deep enough connection with someone for sure".

A lot of time passes and after I broke up with my toxic ex, I reflected on my romantic attraction or rather the lack of it.

I looked back only to find that every time I confessed my "feelings" to someone, it was because I felt pressured to do so and going into a romantic relationship with that someone was something I had to do once I felt something (even though I didn't feel romantic attraction). After those confessions and making a relationship official I just felt dreaded and sad, without knowing the cause and being mad at myself because "I'm supposed to be happy rn". Kissing always felt like a robotic action, like my mind was somewhere else and I was overanalyzing my lip movements without actually enjoying the kissing part. Besides, kissing (especially with tongue) is very repulsing for me.

My other friend (who is Aroace and figured out being aro way earlier then me) once told me that "wait, why can't you do all those things in a romantic relationship also in a platonic one? It all sounds like friendship to me."

I should've known earlier when I related very hard to that statement and couldn't answer their question when they asked me what romantic attraction is supposed to feel like.

So I finally came to terms with being Aroace! (Quoi- and belllusromantic as well) and now have two very amazing queerplatonic relationships :)

10. What would I rather do then a romantic relationship?

Being so close to my friends that everyone assumes we are romantic partners even though we know we aren't, cuddles, kisses on the forehead and sharing domestic lives. But also, I want to be pinned down by pretty boys and kissed along my neck (I enjoy kisses on my neck because they actually feel good, unlike kisses to the lips) and have a make out session without the making out...you know? (AGH IT'S SO COMPLICATED)

50. Any arospec headcanons?

Okay, hear me out, but I think Kunikida is aromantic/greyromantic.

Because the way he plans out his "The one" to the point you could consider them fictional because the standards are so high? That man just has internalised aphobia because he wants "To wait for the one and he won't date anyone else until he finds them" sounds very aro in denial to me. Or he is greyromantic and finds a person he does feel romantic attraction to and is like. "What the fuck, this isn't supposed to happen. I thought love is a thing I can choose and control??? The right one ACTUALLY EXISTS????"

so yeah.

Sorry for the rambling I usually don't get to talk a lot about my Aroace identity in real life so thanks for listening :3

[katchihe]

I just honestly want to write my predictions and what I would like for Sonic Movie 3 (눈_눈) so stuff will be under the cut due to spoilers (spoilers as in certain things that happened and certain characters that appeared in the Sonic Movie 2).

SONIC ADVENTURE 2 LIVE ACTION?!

Okay but seriously just image, Sonic Movie 3 is SA2B but LIVEACTION (◕‿◕✿)

After laying in bed staring blanking at the ceiling I imagine the movie going somewhere like

2 years have passed since Eggman/Robotnik's disappearance.

Tom and Maddie, with the help of Tails and Ozzy, are preparing a surprise birthday party for Sonic's 16th birthday.

Sonic is off somewhere running around at the speed of sound, he has places to go and has to follow his rainbow.

Knuckles has gone off on a little adventure/vacay of his own (possibly to find a safe place for the Master Emerald)

Later Sonic decides to head back home but on the way G.U.N interfere and try to capture him. Why? Good question.

Sonic manages to safely head home but G.U.N are already surrounding the place

Long story short, they're investigating and trying to figure out why Sonic has been spotted on security camera doing bad stuff.

Tom and Maddie obviously believe their speedy blue son when he said ????me wtfff???????

I would love for Amy to make her debut ToT

But it would be fun to have her looking in a similar way as her classic Amy Rose look and then there's a cute montage of all the girls Maddie, Rachel, and Jojo with Amy going shopping °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

then we can have Amy with her iconic red dress

I would also love for Rouge to make her debut on the big screen ☆ ～('▽^人)

Maybe at a Knuckles scene, you first see her shoulder/part of her wing, with THAT ICONIC SONIC X SAXOPHONE

So things transpire like SA2B, Sonic meets Shadow in the city and they fight.

Tom would be starring like "ANOTHER SONIC?!"

So now there's not one, but TWO hedgehogs, and who's the fake hedgehog???????? (✿◉‿◉)

I would also love PUMPKIN HILL (ᅌᴗᅌ✿) and yes, the song included.

Chao? (✧ᴗ✧✿)

Like the game, Eggman was the one to free Shadow so our very special Hot Topic hedgehog is working under him.

EGGMAN RETURNS wouldn't be Sonic without him now would it

Crush 40 (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

I know this list is a mess but I just aiusfgsafh so sorry

If you've never played SA2B, here's a montage thing.

looonnngg list short, Sonic Movie 3 is about to rock everyone's socks and if it's anything how I think it might be, HOLY CHAOS EMERLADS